The Town of Maltear Stumbling through one foggy night There! Such sore sight In the town of Maltear They say no no, nothing wrong here Dancing shadows lead on Well if you insist Mr. Pawn The buildings were made of wax So, so deathly I must relax Well Mayor Kakos scuttling along Won't you utter what is wrong? What sickly sight you fear No no, nothing wrong here But here now look What maggots spill your lips Why you're a rotten crook! Trying to give me a slip I stepped along something sodden Rotten rotten rotten! But such lively city Pretty pretty pretty! I say Mr. Pawn Just what is going on? But he doesn't see Eyes all rancid loyally Well look now look We're not a crook This town of Maltear No no, nothing wrong here Off to west-side faker To see the baker Faces like silver! Slimy shimmer shiver! Greetings of crumbling Baker Rotinn bumbling One loaf festering pure Sure to ravaging cure Such delicacy in hand Squirming and tanned Intending me totter Transform into a rotter! Away and away I cry Sterile shadows fly Then he says most queer No no, nothing wrong here Such shadows ream the door Crawl along pustular floor Lilting, tilting and rush The specters, they hush Out they come from every nook Why, every one is a crook! So wholesome and mephitic Soon I'll be sick Welcome to the town of Maltear No no, nothing wrong here Spindly words creeping near Chew my legs into fear