BabStream (Hiatus Edition) Adapted from “Babs Seed” (Daniel Ingram/Cindy Morrow) Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah First, we thought that Babs had it really, really fixed Her art show was back, and we all could get our kicks But then she found the truth; her motherboard was taxed too far The channel went, yeah, to a bunch of color bars Every time we looked, offline was all it said BabStream, BabStream, what’re we gonna do? Her computer’s broken down There’s no way to work around BabStream, BabStream, till the year is new Got a plan to rearrange Friday nights we gotta change BabStream, BabStream, we’re missin’ Babs’ BabStream Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Lurking in the chatroom, we know it isn’t right But we cannot think of something else to do on Friday night Oh, we’ll play best-ofs, and that will tide us for a while But we’ve been through ’em twice—yes, all the way through the pile We refresh again—and still the channel’s dead BabStream, BabStream, what’re we gonna do? Her computer’s broken down There’s no way to work around BabStream, BabStream, till the year is new Got a plan to rearrange Friday nights we gotta change Miss her style, miss her ’tude Miss when Lady Sane’s unglued Won’t it be nice, won’t it be keen When she returns on her brand-new machine? BabStream, BabStream, we’re missin’ Babs’ Babs- BabStream, BabStream, we’re missin’ Babs’ Babs- BabStream, BabStream— We’re missin’ Babs’ BabStream