Once upon a time, there was a penis. He had penis feet, penis hands, and basically, was a giant penis himself. This penis decided one day that he would go to work, so he got in his penis car, and drove to penis work. After work he came home to his penis wife, who had penises for breasts. Something was wrong, though. When he walked through the front door, there was cum everywhere. His wife was ejaculating everywhere out of every penis shape on her body. He called the penis emergency hotline, who arrived in their penis-mobile, but there was no way to stop it. She ended up ejaculating to death. They held a penis shaped funeral. He said good bye to his wife. The name of this penis? Dickbutt.
*Every time you masturbate, a penis ejaculates. Please, think of the penises.*