Destroy Nommz [14:38] Alkali: You didn’t believe I would do it [14:39] Alkali: But now I’m going to have to destroy you. The challenge is on Nommz snorted, reading the messages on his phone. The dragomutt spun in his computer chair idly as he scrolled through Twitter and checked Telegram. He wasn’t about to be scared by Alkali; the gnoll was all bark and no bite. He’d been threatened before and nothing came of it. The same thing would happen today. He set the phone down and returned to his tablet. thud The tiny cup of water at his desk shuddered, but not heavy enough for Nommz to stop his drawing. Outside police sirens wailed and the sound of distant crunching filled the air, but he paid no mind over the sound of his music. It was turned up loud enough that the floor shook gently, masking the vibrations of someone approaching. Thud This time the dragomutt paused, turning his head to the water and quirking an eyebrow. As he watched the water shuddered again, slightly stronger this time. He sighed, “Really? A Jurassic Park reference? Be a little more original-” THUD The bedroom door flew open, blown off its hinges by someone simply forcing his way inside. Nommz yelped, nearly jumping straight out of his chair. Two enormous bodies forced their way inside unrepentant over the cracks and destruction they’d created on Nommz’s doorframe and the surrounding plaster. They were clad only in shirts pushed up and over a pair of twitching, wobbling bellies. Someone was still moving inside each of them… he didn’t know why Harper had come to his house, but he did know this meant trouble. One of the fotters turned around in front of the mutt and slowly began to sit. Nommz only had a few seconds of realization and a short, cut off yelp of surprise. The second one was close behind, straining the computer chair beyond its capacity. It crunched to the floor and sent all three of them sprawling to the floor, with Nommz still smothered beneath. “Mmmph,” Nommz mumbled. “Why’d you thud your way up here anyway?” “Oh that thudding wasn’t us,” both Harpers said in unison. THUD An enormous set of furry balls pushed against his bedroom window. The window on the second floor of his house. The dragomutt watched with eyes as wide as plates, seeing the slight squirming inside the enormous fotter’s sheath. He took a deep breath as his face turned bright red. “Uh oh-” he mumbled just as the ceiling of his house caved inward. A wall of soft, heavy fur smothered the entire top floor of the dragomutt’s house. It gurgled loud enough to shake the remaining walls of the upper floor, it’s owner clearly hungry. Harper had hefted his gut above Nommz’s home, then let it fall to cover the entire house. The titanic Harper chuckled, feeling all three of the room’s occupants squirming underneath him. He upended the contents of a car into his awaiting muzzle, then after swallowing the screaming passengers he began to chew noisily on the car’s back bumper. Down in the remains of Nommz’s bedroom, his phone vibrated on the ground. It was just out of reach of Nommz’s hand, the only part that wasn’t currently covered with that wobbling, orange-furred gut. [15:10] Alkali: I warned you not to mess with me nommz <3 --- Earlier that morning, a set of messages appeared on Harper’s phone. [10:35] Alkali: Hey fotter, got time to go destroy someone for me? Sending you Nommz’s address, he’s a good snack. you can do whatever you want to him [10:36] Harper: How many of me should I bring? [10:38] Alkali: Oh I dunno, maybe you could smother him at multiple sizes? Tier up those different sized fotters. Heard he was feeling into that idea recently [10:45] Harper: I’ll bring a few larges, an extra-large, and a ‘destroy Nommz’ then