I decided to do a limerick Maybe it’s a gimmick But I had to Or, I’d feel blue Any other way I’d be a mimick It was that night I was in bed The next day I was to dread Asleep I would be If Friendly hadn’t told me Wake up or you would be dead So out of the hotel I went Anger I was trying to pent Going down the stairs This just wasn’t fair Knowing fully well, I was spent I walked out into the cold Not exactly feeling like gold I tried to keep warm The cold evening a norm As I walked out into the fold Various fursuiters kept me warm Snuggling me close to their form But that didn’t last long As we all walked along At least it wasn’t an ice storm Nearby there was a convention center Into which we were allowed to enterA good place as any For one and the many But some felt like being the dissenter I sat next to somebody nearby I had to ask the question why But he didn’t know So I was dealt a blow And then there was a burn on my eye Though don’t worry about me I felt no reason to flee To the hospital They weren’t hostile It’s normal as the skin on my knee As I once again felt cold Would you lo and behold It was Dr. Conway Not feeling very gay But a story of this will surely be told After an hour, or two, or three We were told we had to flee Though don’t panic It wasn’t gigantic but I had no reason to feel glee Though I realized I had left my phone When my brother called from his phone I do love him He felt grimAt least I didn’t feel alone Finally, we were allowed back in A night that this has beenI fell under the cover And would soon discover This event was a great sin I would soon wake up to hear The fact that I should endear That I am alive And I can thrive And I should be thankful that I’m here The community had my back In the face of that chlorine attack Through all of that beer The point should be clear That I simply didn’t know jack So as I reflect on it all And I pass through the fall And I make my way down Into Tiger Town And now I shall go for the long haul ~Nighthound