Muriel's Movie Night
by tannim
March 30, 2010

	Muriel grumbled and glared at the box.  Oh how she hated movie companies.  Oh how she hated their visual designers and their security designers.  She sat back down and viciously clawed at the DVD case again.  That awful plastic tape at the top just wouldn't come off!  Her dull claws scuffed the plastic, but couldn't dig under it.

	She stomped on the ground next to it in frustration then stalked into the kitchen to grab a knife.  Muriel dug in the low drawer, carefully despite her growing anger, and selected a very nasty very sharp steak knife with her right foot.  The girl lifted her leg up and bent down to take the knife by the blade between her teeth before stalking back out to the living room.

	Stalk, she'd ever only found a use for stalking when dealing with DVD cases.  The movie companies knew they pissed her, and millions of others, off.  She knew it.  She spat the knife out onto the floor next to it and sat back down.

	Clenching her all of her toes angrily she took a deep breath for the deed she was going to do.  The squirrel's left foot smashed down on the bottom edge of the case.  Her right toes again grasped the knife handle.  She lifted the leg high and brought it down hard.

	The knife slashed across the plastic, scoring it deeply.  Muriel growled and lifted it back up.  Her attack had missed.  Again she slashed, just nicking the evil plastic box.  Again and again and again.  The horrid sticker would not come off!  Her hacking destroyed the top of the front, but there was plenty of plastic still holding it in place.

	She switched feet when her right toes got too tired from clutching the handle too hard.  Again she stomped on the case, again her feet worked together.  One held the narrow box in place, the other stabbed and slashed.  Her tail flicked behind her. Her teeth chittered much as the small bestial squirrels outside did.  Her long cheek ruffs swished back and forth with her face as she turned this way and that with each attack.

	At last!  She cut through the whole top of the case.   The squirrel got up and danced about happily.  The hopping and turning was short lived though.  When her feet tugged on the broken plastic, she found she had missed two small snaps of plastic that locked it shut.

	After five minutes of vindictive sawing, with one foot holding the case upright instead of flat to the ground, Muriel cut the entire front, top, bottom, and back from the middle.  Her toes were covered with black plastic sawdust, the steak knife was gripped in her toes in a locked death grip.  The squirrel's eyes glittered with evil smugness.  She tossed the knife away with a casual kick and snarled at it.

	"NOW KEEP ME OUT YOU BASTARD!" She yelled as she dropped it.

	The case popped open.  Muriel, suddenly calm,  pressed on the center tab with a toe.  The disc popped out.  She clapped her feet together to dust them off, then went to the kitchen to wash them in the sink.

	After taking her time and enjoying scrubbing them together with plenty of soap and hot water she dried them off.  Again she took her time, clenching the towel between one foot's toes while stroking over the other and back again.  At last she went back into the living room and calmly slipped the dvd into the player.

	'The following preview has been...' She pressed a button, but couldn't skip it.  'The following preview has been...' Muriel tensed and waited.  'The following Preview has been...' 'The following preview has been...' Her fur was bristling as she struggled to keep from destroying the TV in front of her.  She knew it wasn't the TV's fault.  She knew it wasn't the player's fault, but oh she wanted to kill SOMETHING.

	At last the menu popped up, with nearly thirty seconds of intro before showing the play option.  She stood angrily with eyes closed mashing the play button with her foot trying to get over the frustration.  Her eyes popped open, suddenly, and she jabbed her toe into the eject button before the movie could even start playing.

	Muriel popped it out, went to her computer and searched for nearly 2 minutes before setting up the download.  "Fifteen minutes, maybe it's enough time to relax."

	She took deep breaths, then said screw it and stripped.   The best way to relax when that pissed off was spend some quality porn time.  Her feet worked the mouse as she browsed pictures of handsome squirrels.  She stopped at one who had his legs spread over a bar with ass hanging in the air.  Her foot left the mouse and trailed up between her legs.

	The squirrel scooted back further in her chair and bent forward.  She brought her other leg up to rub her chest, brushing against and squeezing at her nipples with her right toes while her left stroked over her outer lips.  Her eyes stayed on the handsome squirrel meat so tantalizingly displayed on the screen and pictured it entering her repeatedly.

	She didn't notice the movie finish until she did.  Her toes clamped around her clit.  Her tail tip in her mouth.  Her foot below her breasts working her tail between her cleavage and under one mound or another.  Muriel's flexible body was taut from the position as well as from her sexual bliss making her squirm madly in her seat while her pussy rapidly pulsed against her foot.

	The squirrel flopped back in her seat, loose and limp and relaxed, when the passion faded enough to let her think of more than hot sweaty male bodies.  She sat, breathing for a few moments more to recover, lifted her left foot up to lick her juices off her toes and sole, and cleaned up.

	It was a matter of eight minutes to burn the newly downloaded movie.  It was a minute before she finished snapping the retail DVD in half.  She carried the newly burnt, corrected "FUCK YOU PAYING CUSTOMER WE PUNISH YOU FOR BUYING feature" free movie back to the living room on her tail, popped it in.

	Muriel pulled up a pillow and sat down, her legs crossed, to watch it.  Pressing play to start the dvd went right to the menu with no unwanted animation, no unwanted previews, no "Fuck you YOU ARE WATCHING THIS!" button locking, she sighed happily as it started in less than ten seconds and played smoothly.  She glanced at the remains of both retail box and retail DVD and decided to leave them there as a reminder that while you buy the movies from the company, you have to download them to watch them.