Zero The Jackal Meeting everyone Random Short Story
By: Roninhunt0987

X3 welp this is another random crazed short story not just done with me, Fang and Tom.. X3 but also with my friend Leyden playing the role as Zero the Jackal which you all know to be as Infinite and such so yea... XD hilarity will of course ensue.. XD ENJOY)


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Erich: -looks at Zero-

Zero: owo?

Erich: -gets out his Mp40-

Zero: Whoa whoa!! o_o

Tom: Let him be, Erich. 

Erich: -in English- Fine.

Zero: owo;?

Tom: Sorry.... He's just highly suspicious

Luke: -takes erichs gun and throws it out window- we don't point guns at friends

Zero: what...? oo'

Luke: -waves at zero-

Zero: Uuuuh.... Anyway...

Luke: :3

Erich: O_o

Wade: dude..you just got owned by a nine year old...who cuddles with an armadillo plushie(edited)

Flynn and Jack: -one of them Has TF2 Spy's revolver and one of them has TF2 Heavy's minigun and aims it at zero-

TF2 Spy: ._.

TF2 Heavy: -anger mark anime style-

Tom: I think my Author just broke

Fang: hmmm

TF2 Spy: -backstabs Flynn-

Flynn: UGH!!! -hits the floor-

TF2 Heavy: -punches Jack- POW HAHA!!!

Jack: -head gets stuck in the wall- crap

TF2 heavy and TF2 spy: -takes their weapons and walks off-

Jack: -turns on a flashlight to see a bunch of not amused White faced hornets- .w. uhh

White-faced Hornet: =w= BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Erich: -still dumbfounded over that he got told by a nine year old-

Jack: -screaming as the hornets are stinging his head- AHHHHH!!

Zero: -anime dumbfounded face while watching- .....

Everyone: -in chibi form watching jack getting stung- ._. hmm

Wade: erich..erich....ERICH!!!!! -slaps him-

Zero: What... Kind of friends do you have here even, Tom?

Jared: -on the pc watching some random vids-

Fang: crazy ones slaps on helmet..now if you'll excuse me..i have to go spray paint illuminati symbols on my brothers ex wifes house

Kimiko: -cuddled close to merrick-

Merrick: -rubbing kimiko's tummy as Kimiko is expecting twin girls-

Erich: UGGH!!! -looks to Wade-

Wade: welcome back to the land of the living

Erich: Danke?....

Wade: Bitte

Flynn: -sees kimiko's tummy- OwO fat??

Kimiko: -anger mark anime style- -grabs a nearby boot and throws to flynn's head-

Boot: -hits flynn in the head- WHAP!!!

Flynn: -hits the floor- uggggh... how cliche.. a boot to the head.. ow

Zero: @.@ -sits down, feeling overwhelmed from all the random crud going on-

Luke: -pats zeros head ya get used to it-

Erich: -goes to comfort Zero-

Zero: =w=' I just didn't expect any of this to happen right now.

Natalie: -walks on in wondering what random chaos is goin on and walks on over with her juice box and some of her cookies and looks to zero and offers him a cookie- ^~^ Cookie

Logan: -looks to wade- ..when did you learn to speak German??

Wade: ich habe immer gewusst, dass du in schullogan nie aufpasst hast

(Translation : i have always known german you never paid attention in school logan)

Zero: !... Thanks. -takes it-

Natalie: ^~^ you're welcome

Jared: X3 hehe -smiles as his adopted daughter Natalie is making a new friend as he chuckles-

Tails: ^~^ thats my older brother Jared's adopted Daughter Natalie

Jared: =3 mmhmm

Flynn: -tries to steal a cookie from natalie-

Natalie: -bites flynn- :3 Rawr

Flynn: ow lego

Natalie: :3 nope.avi -doesn't let go- :3 rawr

Flynn: -tries to shake Natalie off but to realize she got him in a good grip- O_o D'oh

Wade: you're stuck with her

Natalie: -doesn't let go- :3 rawr -bites on Flynn's Groin next and gets a very good grip-

Flynn: -screams in a high pitched matter- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Jared: -busts out laughing and etc-

Fang: yowch

Flynn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Natalie: -lets go and of course skips off to watch some cartoons with Lil Nowel and Lil Jade-

Flynn: -hits the floor as he is in pain and squeakingly said something- she bit my dick why did she bite my dick

Fang: don't know don't care youre gonna die now -grabs axe-

Flynn: AHHH NO NO NO NO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

-screen switches to a censor screen-

Random: O_o Censored trust me it ain't pretty -hearing chopping noises and flynn screaming in pain- oof

Fang: and done... -puts axe away-

Flynn: X_x

-outside-

Flynn: -respawns- .w.

Portal Turrets: -aims at Flynn- gotcha

Flynn: ._. fml

Portal Turrets: -shoots up flynn-

Luke: ouch

Flynn: AHHHHH!!!! -on the floor bleeding- ._. i hate mondays

TF2 Sniper: -far off- ITS SATURDAY YOU BLOODY BOGAN!!!!

Flynn: WHATEVER!!!

Scene: -fades to black-

Chibi Fang and Chibi Luke: OwO Emd!

-XD EMD XD-