Tyler's Arrival!
By: Roninhunt0987 and KHjasoN25

Story: Since the re-introduction of Tyler Kiryu, I wanted to change around Asher and Jason to be more original too.

Rated M

All Characters belong to their respectful owners


Authors Commentary: also just as a note on this... this is first time that merrick and co are briefly absent on this only oc that was able to show up was Random to let us know that we have our Lazor collection joke of the day so ya... thanks and enjoy the fic folks

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Asher: (Sees Jason smoking his last cigarette) You have to do that here?

Jason: Yeah, why?

Asher: It smells like ass whenever you smoke.

Bartender: uhhh dude.. -points to a sign that says no smoking- put it out or take it outside pal

Jason: (Puts out the cigarette) There, happy?

Bartender: yes -closes window-

Asher: I'm just worried for your health. Why do you smoke anyways?

Stupid Mario: -smokes and flicks it into the dumpster-

Dumpster: -goes on fire- FOOSH!!!

Stupid Mario: O_o uh oh -bails-

Jason: Okay, he's fucking dead! (His tail sprouts from his back and he chases after Stupid Mario at a fast rate)

Stupid mario: -runs- MUST GO FASTER MUST GO FASTER!!!

Jason: MUST GO SLOWER YOU MEAN!!! (Stabs Stupid Mario and almost cuts his head off)

Stupid Mario: UGH!!!

Jason: If I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, I WILL EAT YOUR FACE RIGHT OFF YOUR HEAD!!!

Asher: (Calls for the Fire department)

Stupid Mario: d'oh

Jason: (Takes his sword out of Stupid Mario, letting him bleed to death)

Calvin Shiba: (Sees a mysterious cloaked figure) Who are you?

???: (Takes off his hood) Someone who cares about you.

Calvin: Tyler?

Tyler Kiryu: Yeah. We got separated when you used that fake Chaos Emerald.

Stupid Mario: -respawns- Ough

Tyler: (Sees Stupid Mario) Why is there-

Calvin: That's stupid Mario.

Tyler: He smells like moldy spaghetti.

Guilmon (Tyler's): Uh, Tyler, I wouldn't make fun of his favorite food.

Stupid Mario: HEY!!! MAMAF**KER!!!

Tyler: (Throws Stupid Mario into the ladies room) And now's the cue for him to get kicked out!

Calvin: You really are my brother!

Stupid Mario: oh my

Girls: AHHHHH!!

Jason: (Awaiting the cue)

Stupid Mario: -thrown out-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -hits wall- WHAM!! ow

Asher: (Sees that Stupid Mario hit a bar wall) Uh oh. Sorry about that.

Jason: His ass is grass after we get home, Asher.

Bartender: Here. Two Ruby Bliels!

Stupid Mario: -muffles as his face is still smashed into the wall- MAMAF**KER!!

Kari: I FEEL HARASSED!!!

Stupid Mario: -flops on his back- ow

Calvin and Tyler: (Beat up on Stupid Mario as Asher and Jason drink their Cold Ruby Bliels drinks)

Stupid Mario: AHHHHH!!!!

Capt. Syrup: -punts Calvin away-

Lyric: -tail whacks Tyler-

Jason: (Smashes his bottle in Capt. Syrups eyes)

Asher: (Shoots Lyric's tail off)

Capt Syrup: AHHH!!!

Lyric: -sees a lazor collection joke about to happen- oh sh-

Dr. Octagonapus: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lyric, Stupid mario and capt. syrup: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -will respawn on the moon-

Random: .w. there ya go ya daily lazor collection joke folks heh...

-on the moon-

all 3 morons: -respawns as they caught the attention of the NASA astronaunts who is now in view of the moon-

Astronaunt: uhhhh houston,.,, uhhhh we have a problem

Houston: No need, captain.

all 3 morons: -echos from the moon- FUUUUUUU-

Scene: -does a small fart noise-

TFS nappa: .w. the end

-XD END XD-