Netflip episode 1(intro episode)
By: Roninhunt0987


=3 this is the intro to a 12 episode series i am doing with supersmashj450n.. O.o this is the intro episode.. O.o also jason and I were in the middle of episode 2 but we got the beginning bits done so yea.. X3 enjoy folks


PS: this is based on the Amanda Show's Blockblister skits so yea.. heh

Characters(C)belongs to their rightful owners


Customer: (Enters the Netflip video store)

Manager: (In Broken German) "How can I help you?"

Customer: "WHAT THE HELL!!! WHAT IS THIS S**T YOU GAVE ME!!! I F**KING ASKED FOR A MOVIE CALLED MEAN CREEK!!!"

Manager: (Is turned off by the customer's anger)

Customer: "In fact... IF I DON'T GET THE RIGHT MOVIE, I WILL PUT YOUR VEHICLES INTO A F**KING WOODCHIPPER!!!"

(Another customer enters, then another and another, armed with torches and chainsaws)

Sonic: (Turns off the TV) "Uh... Okay?"

Merrick: the hell was that about

Sonic: "It was some Netflix bootleg crap."

Merrick: hmmm

Roy: "Oh god! Was that the Torched Netflip crap?

Merrick: ya it was why

Roy: "Where did those angry customers get the fire from!?"

Jared: hmmm... -checks the details online where they got it from- hmmmmm.. interesting.. -shows it to roy on the screen-

Roy: "My god! They stole my car!"

Merrick; thats not good

Jared: -checks to see who the angry customers are- hmmm

Marth: "That cannot be good."

Corrin: (To Roy) "Bro, where are those customers?"

Jared: hold on guys i'll check -checks to see the locations-

Jason: (Calls the lead angry customer) "Will, why'd you have to put his convertible into a WOODCHIPPER!?"

Will: "HE FREAKIN' DESERVED IT AFTER GIVING ME THIS LOUSY EXCUSE HOME MADE VIDEO SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN CREEK!!!"

Jason: (Hears a dial tone) "Did you just hang up on me?"

Merrick: yup -looks out the window- oh god some heads to blow -opens window and gets out sniper rifle and aims-

Jason: (Sees that Will has the manager's severed head)

Merrick: -pulls trigger and blasts will's head off but to see it was flynn the whole time and the rest are flynn clones- ._. man tails is gonna rip flynn a new one for using his cloning machine

Sonic: "TAILS!!! YOUR CLONING MACHINE NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED!"

Tails: already on it

Merrick: meanwhile while you do that we'll take out those flynn clones

Tails: k

Sally: (Feeds devil chips to the clones of Flynn, killing them instantly)

merrick: that should do it

Tails: alright -gets out a super sledgehammer and starts trashing the cloning machine-

(At the gates of hell)

flynn: O_o uhh

Earl: (Burns Flynn with a cuban cigar)

flynn: >< ow

Satan: (Turns Flynn into a corn dog and cooks him)

flynn: .w. well shit

Manager: "Can someone not serve me corn dogs?"

flynn: uhh

Satan: (Feeds the corn dogs to the box that contains Jar Jar)

Ash: "Jar Jar and Flynn might have to put up with eachother."

Satan: "What are you doing here? Satan said you are free!"

Ash: "I'm a messenger for both worlds."

Jar Jar: "Mesa hungry..." (Trapped in the box)

flynn: i hate mondays

Jar Jar: "Its Saturday!"

Flynn: whatever

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