Chance pulled into the driveway with a gallon of milk at his side and an awful lot on his mind. The rather average-looking ferret was here to see a friend of his, one who had helped him through a lot a few years ago and invited him over to hang out yesterday. Her name was Layla Dean, but for all intents and purposes, her friends only called her by one name: Leiden.

Truth be told, Chance was all-too familiar with Leiden’s eccentricities, and was entirely prepared for what was to come. Her tendency to go about nude was certainly unusual, but he could certainly manage, and their relationship had certain other benefits. He would provide her company, she would offer advice, he would buy things for her and she would pay him in return, plus extra for gas. He was one of her few friends who she hadn’t banged, as far as he knew, but something about today made him wonder if that was going to change soon.

Getting out of the car, Chance walked up to the door and knocked. Nothing. He then tried again, and still, nothing. Maybe she was getting ready, or more likely, she had just fallen asleep. Poor girl tended to do that from time to time. He was about ready to go back to his car until he heard a familiar noise.

“Come in!”

There was her voice, finally. Chance opened the door and stepped inside. The corridor was cramped, the washing machine was on in the room to his right, and he could hear a television playing in another room. Yes, this was exactly how he remembered it. He made his way to the living room, hoping she would be there.

To his complete lack of surprise, there she was, sitting on the couch, with the TV on in the corner. Leiden was covered by a blanket while a large bowl full of popcorn sat at her side. She looked over to Chance and gave a wave.

“Hey, Chance!” Leiden was as excited as ever. “How’ve you been?”

“I’m fine,” Chance responded. “I’m gonna go ahead and stick this milk in the fridge, if you don’t mind.”

“Oh, I don’t mind at all, thank you.” Leiden pointed to the popcorn. “There’s a really fun movie on right now, so please help yourself to some of this.”

Chance obliged, putting the milk inside of the refrigerator before going to the couch and sitting down on the opposite side of the bowl. He grabbed a handful and ate some; sure enough, it was regular popcorn, lightly buttered. It was fine, nothing special, but not terrible, either.

“Say, Leiden,” Chance turned to the cat next to him to ask, “what’s with the blanket? You didn’t suddenly become concerned about modesty since I last saw visited, did you?” 

“What, me, modest?” Leiden snorted, “No way, buddy, I just wanted to get nice and cozy for this movie.” She pointed to the television, one of two that she owned. “It’s really stupid, but I’m loving every second of it.” Chance looked to see what was on the TV, and… well, he couldn’t deny that it was stupid. Laughing at the sight of a gorilla in a space helmet, he decided to continue watching the movie with his friend.

While they watched, Chance couldn’t help but hear a faint purring sound come from the other side of the couch. Looking over, he could see Leiden only half-awake, still watching the movie but sprawled out awkwardly. The blanket still mostly covered her, but she must’ve tossed and turned a bit, as one of her breasts was exposed. The ferret couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight of a woman who usually acted with so much enthusiasm suddenly looking so exhausted.

Eventually, the movie finished. With the last sight of the space helmet gorilla, Chance gave a golf clap to signal ironic approval. Leiden also suddenly jolted back to full consciousness, ripping off the blanket. The suddenness of it all made Chance jump somewhat in his seat. The only thing that could hide his surprise was that the blanket had somehow landed on top of his head.

“…oh, sorry.” Leiden laughed awkwardly and pulled the blanket off him. “Forgot you were so easy to scare.”

“…it’s fine.” Chance shook slightly and readjusted in his seat. “How did you even do that? One second you look like you’re passed out and the next you’re back to your old self.”

“Passed out? Nah, that’s just me when I’m super relaxed. It happens from time to time, you should see me when I don’t have visitors over.” Leiden laughed it off. “Anyway, uh, what do you wanna do?”

“Well, uh… I dunno…” Chance took a glance around the room. Truthfully, he couldn’t think of much of anything to do. Sure, there was the TV, but he wasn’t about to stay here just to watch some television. He needed something more fulfilling, but… he really had no idea what he wanted to do.

An idea soon hit the mustelid. He looked the nude feline up and down, amazed at how she could be so confident to go nude in front of only casual friends with no shame. Meanwhile, there he was, still in his night dress shirt and pants. It felt almost disrespectful, actually, to continue like this, at least for the time being.

“Say,” Chance asked, “you don’t mind if I, uh…” He pointed to his clothes. He didn’t feel comfortable saying exactly what he planned to do, but he still needed to get his intentions across.

“…huh? Sure, okay!” Leiden pointed to the hallway. “Bathroom’s that way if you don’t wanna change in front of me!” The feline seemed mildly excited by the prospect, and she wasn’t hiding the fact. Chance accepted the directions and walked to the bathroom.

Once Chance entered, he looked at himself in the mirror. He really was a plain looking guy, average fur color and everything. Sure, he was tall, almost six feet, but he was also rather unmuscular, with most of his weight going to unwanted areas like the hips and thighs. There was that tail, too, long and fluffy, probably fairly huggable. Still, he couldn’t deny the face: It was a very ferret-y face, with the brown around the eyes and all. Something about those eyes made him look a bit more feminine, but he couldn’t quite put his finger on it.

Well, if he was ever going to undress, it was going to be now. He started with his shirt, which didn’t really hide much. His torso was flat with more brown and cream fur, a bit fluffier than most other ferrets, but not by much. Taking off the pants revealed a pair of plantigrade legs, along with a pair of bulging underwear.

“Oh jeez, I’m really doing this? Well, here goes nothing…”

Chance took off his underwear. Underneath was a humanoid-looking penis, and a above-average sized, plush-looking ball sack. He had no idea how long his member was, but certainly it was, like his testicles, above-average. He turned around to look at his ass, that plump ass. He’d gotten a few stares while on campus, and it was always distracting. Still, it was something unique about him, and he was happy to take whatever he could get, because he couldn’t think of anything else about himself that stood out.

He soon folded his clothes and walked to the laundry room to put them down, then returned to the living room. Leiden was there, waiting, and she certainly looked happy to see him.

“Chance, damn, you’re looking dummy thick right about now.” She laughed a bit. Maybe it was at his expense, but that laughter was too contagious for Chance to not join in. Soon, though, she calmed down. “Seriously though, you look pretty hot.”

“…t-thanks.” Chance blushed, even if his fur hid the fact. The guy wasn’t used to compliments, even if it was from a close friend like Leiden. “You, uh…” Thanks to the boost from the compliment, he couldn’t really hide the fact that he was staring anymore. “You too.”

“Thanks!” Leiden made an odd, meow-like noise as she smiled. She soon noticed Chance’s eyes look her over. “So, what do you see that you like?”

Truth be told, there was always something about Leiden that caught the college student’s eye. Maybe it was that cock, that pink, animalistic, barbed shaft which sat proudly perched above her balls. Perhaps it was her breasts, round and perky as they were, they always seemed sensitive to touch. Or maybe, just maybe, it was the butt, the only one he had seen that was as big and as round as his own. A more probably answer, honestly, was the whole package.

“…uh… a lot.”

“I get it.” Leiden laughed again. “Looks to me like you wanna get some action going, huh?”

Wait... did she just offer to have sex with him? It sure sounded like it from his point of view. Truth be told, he saw this day coming ever since he first became aware of ol’ Lustful Leiden’s true nature. It wasn’t like he’d come unprepared, either, he’d lost his virginity a month ago. Still, Chance wasn’t sure if he was excited or not.

“W-what makes you say that?”

“Just look at yourself, buddy.” She pointed down to Chance’s crotch, making him notice his cock slowly growing erect. He supposed that answered the question of his excitement. His eyes went wide at the sight, only for his eyes to wander to Leiden’s member. There, he saw it doing the same thing. Her erecting member seemed to only make him more erect, and vice versa, until they were both fully stiff.

“…I guess I could say the same about you-“

Suddenly, Leiden grabbed Chance by the arm and pulled him to her side. She looked up at him, being the shorter of the pair, and smiled. Leiden then looked down at their shafts, seeming to look at them closely. Was she… was she comparing them? It certainly seemed so, Chance thought to himself. He wondered if this was how she would determine what they were going to do.

“Wow, your dick’s bigger than mine,” Leiden finally said. “I think it’s about half an inch bigger, actually!”

“Damn, I guess it is,” Chance responded. “I never would have guessed.” He looked down at Leiden, then chuckled. “So, does this mean I’m topping?”

“Well, duh, you’re topping, but not for the reason you think you are.” Leiden grabbed her cock, drawing attention to the barbs. “These barbs are basically the hard-mode of penetrative sex, based on my experience. Do it wrong, and it hurts like Hell.” She then gently grasped Chance’s barbless member, more obviously comparing the two. “See? No barbs, no pain if you fuck it up.”

“Well, dang. Never thought of that.” Chance’s only other experience with sex involved a penis more like his own, so he hadn’t really thought about different types of penises before. Sure, he knew about the different types, the knotted canines, the flared equines, et cetera, but he never really thought about how those properties would affect the experience of the sex. If he was being honest, the fact that he had never thought about it at all was pretty stupid.

“Come on, follow me to the bedroom. I’ve got some great plans for us.” Leiden ran off to the bedroom, leaving Chance in the dust. He sighed and followed along, taking deep, slow breaths and trying to ignore his hard-on. As much as he wanted to play with himself, he needed to see where this was going.

When he arrived, he saw Leiden digging through a drawer in her closet. After a few minutes, she pulled out a bottle of personal lubricant, lifting it up like she’d just found a mystical sword in a treasure chest. Chance couldn’t help but laugh at the display, and this seemed to be what Leiden wanted, as she laughed along.

“Here.” Leiden tossed the bottle of lube to Chance before lying on the bed. Her legs hung off the edge, spread wide open. “You know anything about anal?”

“Uh, I think so…” He looks at the bottle of lube. “You want me to… apply this for you?”

“Yep. Go for it.” Leiden grabbed her breast, proceeding to fondle it. “I’ll keep you entertained in the meantime. Please, feel free to watch.”

Well, that was all the encouragement he needed. Even with that dick, at the end of the day Leiden would still be the first woman that Chance would ever have sex with. This was an exciting prospect for the guy who, only a few months ago, was still a virgin. Plus, this was Leiden he was talking about, probably his only friend outside of his small circle at his university, and possibly the most attractive.

Taking this newfound encouragement from the fondling, along with his ever-present erection, Chance got to work, squirting out some of the lube from the bottle. He rubbed it on his hands, then proceeded to apply it to Leiden’s tail hole. At first working on the outside, he then took his finger and applied some to the inside. The entry provoked a sudden gasp from the frisky feline, not something he had expected. Still, he needed to make sure his proper entry was as painless as possible. Once he was done, he applied a tiny bit on his own cock, just for extra security.

“Alright, Leiden, the entryway is properly lubricated. Ready for liftoff?”

“Ready as I’ll ever be.” Leiden let go of her breasts, leaving her hands unoccupied. “Fuck me to the moon and back, alright?”

Taking this as an invitation to begin, Chance slowly inserted his penis into Leiden’s anus. It wasn’t as tight a fit as he had anticipated, but maybe it was his earlier fingering which helped with that. Slowly and surely, he thrusted, perhaps less concerned with making either of them orgasm, and more avoiding any pain, in spite of the fact that he had just lubricated the both of them.

“A bit anxious, Chance?” Leiden’s smiling, eyes-half-open face seemed to indicate she was enjoying this, but she wanted more. “Go ahead and go faster for me. It’s alright.”

“R-right, sorry.” Chance slowly picked up the pace. Soon, he reached the point where his thrusts were rhythmic. Back and forth, his shaft would go, going a bit deeper each time. Once he was in as deep as he could go, the collision of their flesh almost sounded like muffled clapping. He began to ejaculate precum into Leiden’s hole, grabbing one of her digitigrade legs for support.

“D-dude, it’s okay, k-keep… keep it… a-ah!” 

Leiden let out a light moan. Pre began dripping from her bestial member onto her belly. Chance was quiet, but not silent, letting out the odd grunting noise every now and then. The ooze of precum gave Chance an idea, albeit not a new or unique one.

Putting this idea to use, Chance used his one free hand to gently grab onto Leiden’s pink rod. Judging from the rate of pre, he figured that he was going to finish first, and he didn’t want that. He wanted them both to finish at around the same time, and if that meant speeding up Leiden’s orgasm, then so be it. He began to stroke Leiden’s member, sans the barbed portion. His stroked prompted increasing moans, and if there was one thing Chance couldn’t deny, it was that his partner was loud.

 “Faaaaasteeer~!”

Chance accepted this proposition, indeed going faster. The ferret felt like he was going to blow at any second, and he reckoned the same could be said for his feline companion. Looking at her, her mouth was wide open, and she somehow found the time to go back to fondling her breasts. It was odd how something so small prompted such a strong reaction, but Chance wasn’t complaining. He kept going, the kitty’s reactions boosting his confidence.

This blatant display of lust was uncharacteristic of the college-aged mustelid, but something in Leiden made it easier for him to let loose. She was just so easy-going and casual about her body that it let Chance feel comfortable with being the same way. It was such a smooth transition, too, from watching a movie fully clothed, to displaying his nude body, to being here, in her bedroom, pounding her asshole while simultaneously jerking her off. Fucking this woman silly was one of the few times that Chance had ever felt any sort of control, even if Leiden had been guiding him part of the way. This was, in his mind, pure bliss.

“A-aaaaah~!”

With a final thrust, Chance orgasmed, releasing his seed into the feline’s tail hole. Leiden followed suit and came onto her only possible target: Herself. Their orgasms weren’t quite simultaneous as Chance hoped, but they were perhaps the best he could do for their first time. It didn’t matter, though, he was pent up, and he needed to release, and so release he did. Those blissful orgasms lasted for as long as they could, but unfortunately, could not last forever.

Chance pulled out, cum leaking from his still dripping shaft and Leiden’s gaping hole onto the blanket, leaving it not so stainless after all. His breathing heavy, he wound up losing his balance, staggering a bit before falling right on top of his friend, which only resulted in him getting cum in his fur. Leiden gasped for air due to the sudden weight, before laughing and rolling over on the bed to give Chance some room.

“You wanna go get a shower? I don’t know how used to cum-in-the-fur you are, Chance, so that option’s available for you.”

Chance looked at his friend, then at himself. He was still blown away by the afterglow, the calm after the storm. Still… yeah, that cum needed to get washed out. The poor guy was kind of a neat-freak, not fond of getting overly dirty.

“…sure, thank you.”

“Anytime. You go do that while I go take care of the mess.”

Chance slowly made his way to the bathroom, ready to shower. He walked inside and stepped in the shower, which seemed a lot bigger on the inside. There, he turned on the water, grabbed a bar of soap, and began to scrub. His normally scruffy body was now soaked, not to mention lathered in soap. He was extremely thorough, cleaning not only his stomach area, but also his cock, even areas where no cum had gotten. Neatness counts, or so he would say.

When he was done, he got out of the shower and dried himself with a towel. He looked out the door, just now remembering where he’d put his clothes. He was about to go get them, but a thought came to his mind. Did he really want to put them back on just yet? He didn’t have anywhere he needed to go, it was only Friday. Plus, his roommate, the very man he lost his virginity to, was having friends over, and he always hated it when he brought his friends over. He could stay the night here, if Leiden didn’t mind, and since she didn’t work on weekends, she probably wouldn’t mind.

Deciding to take his chance, he walked back to the living room to look for Leiden. He soon saw her sitting on the couch, somehow completely stainless. He watched her flip through channels until she finally looked his way and waved at him.

“How’d you manage to get yourself cleaned off?” Chance asked. “Do you have a second shower around here or something?”

“Well, let’s just say that feline flexibility has its benefits.” Leiden laughed a bit. “Anyway, you got any plans for tonight? I was hoping we could just sit and talk about shit, whatever comes to mind. You up for it?”

“Sure,” Chance said, giving a slight nod. He then sat down on the couch, right next to Leiden, their bodies now physically touching. “Actually, I wanted to ask if I could stay the night. My roommate said he would be having friends over and I don’t really wanna deal with that. They won’t be gone until tomorrow, more than likely.”

“Sure!” Leiden leaned in on Chance, more affectionate than the ferret was used to. He could swear he heard some purring in there, as well. “Just, uh… I hope you don’t mind sharing a bed. I wouldn’t wish ‘sleeping on the couch’ on anyone.”

Chance looked down at his black-furred companion. Even though they’d just fucked, she seemed so utterly casual. Was this how she was with all her friends? It was oddly charming in a way, the fact that sex was just… a normal part of being friends with her, from the looks of it. Would they be doing this again in the future? Probably, Chance thought, but he didn’t mind. Chance was just happy to have someone to feel close to.

“You know what? I think I’m fine with that.”

And so, as another movie came on, one featuring a giant tarantula, Chance knew that this was going to be a good weekend.