Kinky cards

This is a game for three or more dick-wielding players, though it works best with three.
One player is designated the sub, victim, toy, or whatever insult you like to call them.
If the game is played to completion then they will lose their life, so make sure that theyʼre
expendable.

The other players play a side-game, such as Rock Paper Scissors, to declare a winner and
loser. The winner plays a non-progression card of their choice, though only the lowest
numbered card of its set, and then discard that card.

The loser must play a progression card, also in sequence and discarding afterwards.
After both players have acted on their card, they repeat the process from the side-game.
The game ends after 9 rounds when the last progression card has been played.

The cards are as follows:

Mouth 1: spit in my mouth, ensuring I swallow
Mouth 2: either piss in my mouth or force me to drink something unpleasant
Mouth 3: light a cigar, then extinguish it on my tongue, leaving a pile of ash
Mouth 4: grind up or force me to chew a ghost pepper, then coat my mouth with it

Butt 1: Spank me, at least 5 times
Butt 2: Hit me, using a cane or equivalent, at least 5 times
Butt 3: Punch and/or kick me, at least 5 times
Butt 4: Whip me until I bleed, then apply lemon juice and/or salt

Asshole 1: Insert a few dice, marbles, stones or equivalent
Asshole 2: Fill with poison ivy, nettles or equivalent
Asshole 3: Slowly push inflatable dildo inside, then inflate halfway
Asshole 4: Remove dildo, inflate to maximum, then completely force in

Dick 1: Edge me close to orgasm. If I cum, play Dick 2 immediately
Dick 2: Force me to orgasm at least twice
Dick 3: Stand on my dick with your full body weight
Dick 4: Force a small object, such as a screw, in my urethra until irretrievable

Face 1: Cockslap me at least 5 times
Face 2: Slap me at least 5 times
Face 3: Punch me at least once
Face 4: Extinguish a cigar on both cheeks, then kick me

Balls 1: Squeeze each tesƟcle, but donʼt damage them yet
Balls 2: Kick me at least once
Balls 3: Apply heat and/or cold, potentially causing damage
Balls 4: Pierce both testicles with a thick needle and attach weights

General 1: Make me stand, then kick me onto the floor
General 2: Fuck my face for at least 10 seconds, with strap-on if necessary
General 3: Make me extremely hot or cold, such as with an ice bucket
General 4: Whip me, at least 5 times

Progression 1: Tie my hands/arms behind my back
Progression 2: Insert sound-cancelling earbuds
Progression 3: Tie my legs together
Progression 4: Blindfold me
Progression 5: Tape my nose so that I canʼt breathe through it
Progression 6: Electrify me, but non-lethally
Progression 7: Beat me, using fists or melee weapons
Progression 8: Make me wait for at least 5 minutes
Progression 9: Tape my mouth, then bag and beat me