A Nice Card Game With Friends
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“No no, it’s called Cards For Depravity.” 
“But is it like the other game?”
“Nah man, this is completely different. Trust me.”
“Can’t we just play Cards Against-”
“No! That shit’s lame!”

Zeke was watching from a distance as the other four guys in the living room bickered and set up. The little box contained a few decks of cards, each of them with a familiar monochrome colour-scheme. But there were some other little pieces in there too, that looked like clip-on earrings. He nursed his drink, feeling a bare hint of an alcoholic buzz coming on. The awkwardness of being at a house party full of strangers was starting to fade away, and he was allowing himself to have a nice time.
He looked to his friend on one of the couches. The purple-scaled snake looked to him and gave him a little nod and a smile, wordlessly asking “You good?”
Zeke returned the nod and raised his drink in a mini-toast. He was good. He was happy where he was, at least for now.

As the table was set, the decks were divided into two piles - one had white text on a black background, and the other was reversed. The shark who brought the game shuffled the cards, his excitement apparent. 
“Okay, everyone’s gotta put on one of the neural clips.”
“Neural what?!” a fox cackled. “What’s this sci-fi shit?”
“Trust me, this is cool as hell. Basically every time you lose a round or a bet, you have to draw from the kink deck. Whatever card you draw, this little clip is going to give you that fetish for the next hour.”
“So, what, like…” a polo-shirt clad goat scratched his chin. “I could get a spanking fetish or something fucked up like that?”

Zeke wanted to scoff. This guy thought spanking was messed up? Oh, what a sweet summer child. Then again, a mass market board game probably wouldn’t get too adventurous or crazy anyway.
“No way it actually works though, right?” a puma had his legs spread wide and his arms crossed. “Like, it’s a placebo or something.”
“Only one way to find out,” the shark said, rubbing his hands together. “Zeke, you joining us?”
“Yeah!” the sea lion awkwardly sauntered over to the couch, slipping in between the two people he knew best - Sobi, his snake friend, and a chinchilla whose name he’d already managed to forget.
The clip went onto Zeke’s ear - not too uncomfortable, really, and he was able to forget he was wearing it quite quickly as the shark explained the rules, something about a Kinkmaster, or…
“Touch the floor!”
Zeke was too slow off the mark. He’d let his mind wander too much. 
“Oh god this is just like King’s Cup, isn’t it,” he thought to himself as he saw all the expectant eyes on him. 
“Looks like you’re up first! First kink card of the night!”

Zeke reached for the white deck with a sigh. Time to get disappointed by something super vanilla, he thought to himself. 
FOOT FETISH FORFEIT : YOU REALLY WANT TO LICK SOME FEET
Oh, he had this one already, but this room was full of strangers, so-
The clip chirped, and his mind was flooded with thoughts of bare soles and soft paws, all over his face and body. The imagined taste and texture danced on his tongue, and his cock jumped to attention, overwhelmed by arousal.
“Huhhhfuck.” he said, his eyes casting directly down towards the floor. It was immediately magnetised to all the feet splayed out around and under the table.
“Alright, now we gotta guess what fetish he just picked up.”
Sobi was smirking at Zeke. It was a knowing smirk. But he said nothing.
“First one to guess gets to be the Kinkmaster! So…”
“It’s a foot fetish!” the goat said, snapping his fingers. “He’s looking at our feet!”

Zeke turned bright red. He couldn’t even smile. “Yeah… that was it.”
There were laughs and whoops from the rest of the group, and all those eyes stayed on him as he huffed and looked towards the floor, his gaze still flitting towards the object of his arousal.
“Nah man, he’s not getting mine!” The fox lifted his feet off the floor and tucked them under his thighs. 
Zeke’s disappointment was gone a moment later - Sobi was there to save him. A scaly foot pressed into the side of his face, and he immediately attacked it with his tongue, slathering his face against it as it gripped him.
“If any of you kinky fuckers need relief,” Sobi said with a smirk, “I’m your ssssnake.”
There was a silent moment of tension, with an energy that could be summarised as “I’m not gay, but… shit, maybe…”
Zeke knew Sobi had that effect. It certainly worked on him; this snake drew out his bi side like no one else. He was a little thankful that Sobi kept their little dom/sub secret safe… and it was nice to have the permission to worship his scales some more.
“Alright. So… Brandon’s up next as the Kinkmaster, so pick a game card…”

–

Thankfully, Zeke was able to avoid losing the next few rounds. Having Sobi’s sole to lick at and nuzzle into made it easier for him to focus.
When the fox drew a forfeit card, and his eyes became very fixated on the shark’s mouth and belly, Zeke had a sneaking suspicion that he’d been given a vore kink. 
“What’s got you st-staring?” he said, in between kisses.
“Do you wanna hold that belly, or be in it~?” Sobi added.
“VORE!” The chinchilla laugh/shouted, thanks to Zeke’s fingers tickling his feet. “You wanna get eeh-eeaten!”
“Fuck… yeah, it’s kinda hot now that I think about it, I guess, haha…” the fox looked like he was shrinking into himself.
“Wait, I basically guessed it!” Sobi said. “Don’t I get the next round?”
“Nope, sorry,” the shark said, still trying to make himself sneeze with a bit of pepper. “You gotta be… hhh.. word perfect.”
“Hell yeah,” the chinchilla giggle-snorted, reaching for another card.

–

“Guess my turn was coming.” Sobi said, drawing a forfeit card. “Don’t look, slut!”
“Mmn.” Zeke wasn’t going to try even if he wanted to. That purple sole was basically all he could see at the moment. 
“Alrighty, alright… Oh.”
His chest surged forward all of a sudden, and he looked at it with dawning shock, and confusion. He groped at the air in front of him, biting on his lip and hissing, before hiking up his shirt around his shoulders and pushing his chest forward.
“You got boobs!” Zeke said. “Or, no, you think you have boobs!”
“I don’t think,” Sobi snapped anxiously. “I know I do! C-can’t you see?”
The group wasn’t laughing as much as they could have, considering they were all dealing with a handful of new kinks. Almost everyone was completely naked; at most, all they had were bulging, tented undies with visible pre-cum stains. A few socks were draped over the goat’s face, and he was still staring at Sobi’s ‘breasts’ from across the table. Him and the fox were clearly in the mood for seconds. The shark had not taken his hand off his dick, and kept pausing every so often to let it throb sensitively in the open air. Zeke was the only one who was so by choice. It was a wonder Zeke had only been hit with one that he had to begin with.

“Alright then. Let me prove they’re real.” Sobi’s tail snaked up into the air over his head. Zeke was too busy with his foot to look, but out of the corner of his eye he could see the fox didn’t manage to look away in time; neither did the goat. They approached, their eyes filling with rings of green. 
“Suck my tits,” Sobi growled. “Put those mouths to good use and milk me.”
“Ohhh! It’s breastfeeding!” Zeke piped up. “That’s it!”
“That’s the one.” Sobi said. “Guess you get to draw the next card.”
“Cool, cool…” Zeke reached out for the deck, rather awkwardly groping out for it, before he regrettably had to pull himself away from that delicious sole to draw it. 

It was his first chance getting to look at that deck. He was surprised to see a far more ornate card than the blank text he’d gotten earlier. It showed a regal figure, sitting on a throne, with other figures surrounding them in a sensual tangle. Gold, cursive text surrounded the picture, and it took Zeke a moment to read it.

THE KING OF KINK : EVERYONE IS YOUR BITCH.

“Everyone is my bitch…?” 
“Oh, damn,” the shark said, “that means you w-”

Every single body in the room suddenly went stiff. Their pupils shrank to pinpricks, then dilated until their eyes were almost entirely black. All of them - Sobi included - stared at Zeke.
They waited with patient adoration.
“Uh… Stand up?”
Everyone did as was told, in almost perfect unison.
“Oh… oh shit. Uh… take off your footwear if you haven’t already.”
As he watched the room full of jocks kick off their shoes and peel off their socks, he felt a tingle from the clip, pulsing through his mind. Or maybe it was just the intoxicating sense of power that came with realising he had everyone at his beck and call…
“Good sluts,” he said, a smile coming over his face. “Let’s see what else we’ve got in this deck…” he picked it up. “Since I’m in charge, I guess I make the rules.” 
He shuffled through the cards, putting his feet up on the table and knocking aside some empty cups.
“Two of you, on my feet, now. Sobi, give me one of yours.”
“Yes, Master…” the shark and the fox were eager enough, pushing their faces into Zeke’s tired, soft soles. Meanwhile, Sobi’s foot rested on Zeke’s shoulder, still damp from his tongue. As he leafed through the deck, Zeke turned his head to take a couple of toes into his mouth, idly suckling away at the delicious digits. He snapped his fingers and pointed to his shaft, and the chinchilla knelt in front of him. His rodent nose sniffed the air before he buried his nose right at the base and began to lick all the way up to the top. Zeke reached down to tickle the back of his neck, making him wriggle and giggle against him.

“Mmmrhn…” Zeke growled into the toes before pulling away. “Good sluts. Keep it up while Master finds you another kink or two.” 
He picked up the kink deck and began to rifle through it. 
“Let’s see here…”
He handed cards out to his new, adoring pets, and watched as their bodies writhed and squirmed with new sensations.
“Tell me what you got, sluts,” Zeke said. “I want to hear every little detail, so I know exactly how I can break each and every one of you...”
“This card says…” the goat slowly intoned, having a lot of trouble reading thanks to his brain getting drained. “Somn…somnambul… what’s that mean?”
“It means you’re going to sleepwalk.” Zeke snapped his fingers. The goat’s head dipped forward and his eyes fell closed. He slowly staggered back and forth, marching with his arms dangling by his sides, like a sleeping model on a catwalk.
“How about you?” he said to Sobi, reaching over to give his tit a squeeze.
“Nnnahn…” Sobi whined. “I wanna get bred… can you breed me, Master?”
“Later.”
“Fffuck that’s hot,” the shark breathed, still furiously edging. “Denial is sexy as hell…”
“And what did you get?” he asked the fox.
“Arrrf!” 
“Good puppy.” Zeke smiled and reclined back, returning to Sobi’s toes as the snake whined with need. 
Watching his slaves wait on him and feeling them pleasure him… he could get used to this.
“Whoever gets me a drink from the kitchen gets to draw another card.”
The shark and the fox bounded towards the kitchen - the fox on all fours, of course - and Sobi pulled away as well. The chinchilla stayed where he was, too distracted to run away, and the goat kept sleepwalking for him. 
He idly picked up a card from the main deck, just to see what else there was.

Three words stared back at him. 
RESET THE GAME.

–

“Thanks,” Zeke said as he took the cold can off his three slaves. “I guess you all win…”
“What do we win?” the shark asked excitedly. 
“Hm… good question. What were we doing?” Zeke gestured to the table, where two neatly stacked decks of cards sat. “Were we playing this?”
“Uhm… maybet,” the shark said. “Who brought this game?”
“Rrruff,” the fox said, tilting his head to the side.
“Mm-mm,” the chinchilla said, with a sort of ‘I-dunno’ cadence.
The goat snored and sleepwalked without a care in the world.
“I dunno…” Sobi said with a shrug. Should we play it?”
“Yeah… I think it might be fun.” Zeke said. “Set the game up, sluts.”
“Yes sir!”
God, hearing them all say that in unison was almost better than sex.
This was going to be a fun one.

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