On the 12th day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:

12 months no-cumming
11 gonads dying
10 dicks a-leaking
9 testes flattened
8 hours of edging
7 studs a-squealing
6 bustees praying
5 COCK RINGS
4 ruptured nads
3 lewd friends
2 aching plums
and a ball splattered across her knee

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2 word prompts for haikus:

"Skiing accident"

Slopes are dangerous.
Try not to crash into trees!
At least, not crotch-first.

"Scuba diving"

The depths of the sea
are much like my boyfriend's balls,
in more ways than one:

down here, everything
is such a deep shade of blue,
and CRUSHED by pressure 🔵🌊

"Shock collar"

Spice up your sex life!
Boyfriend always cums too fast?
Press this button. BZZZT ⚡️

"Gymnastics accident"

She nailed the dismount!
Stuck a perfect landing, but
unfortunately...

...someone else was there,
doing floor exercises,
legs spread wide open.

POP went the weasel,
as she slammed down on his sac,
one foot on each ball

"Failed science fair project"

"My experiment
is about the effects of
long-term ball abuse.

Josh -- my boyfriend here --
volunteered his nuts for this
scientific test.

Every day this month,
I've put his left ball through hell:
kicked, kneed, stomped, squeezed, punched...

while his right ball has
only received affection:
kisses, gentle sucks...

The goal was to see
how each form of treatment changed
his final sperm count.

Sadly, I forgot
both balls shoot their load at once...
ha! Oh, silly me."

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Also, a human edit of my buttbusting-on-glass animation:
https://twitter.com/kiwiBBstories/status/1084309642392547328