Super Squirrel And Super Fox:  The Hamburger Mystery

At a local restaurant, Sally Acorn and Jeremy Crimson were having lunch as Jeremy was having a chicken sandwich while Sally had a fish sandwich.

"Nothing like a weekend off.  The newspaper has no news for me to cover, and it seems no one is causing trouble," Sally said as he bit into her fish sandwich.

"Indeed.  A nice day to have lunch at Meh Burger," Jeremy said, when a customer is asking about the lack of hamburger.

"Sorry, sir.  It seems the hamburger patties did not arrive today, so we only have chicken and fish sandwiches," the clerk, Dave the Intern, asked.

"Wierd.  I have been to McFlickies and they didn't have hamburger as well," the citizen, a male pig, said.

"It looks like there's a hamburger shortage," Sally said.  Later, as Sally was getting ready for bed, having showered and got her blue bra, white tanktop, and the red tights she wore as Super Squirrel on, she saw a aemi truck with a trailer containing McFlickies markings passing by.

"Strange.  That truck is going the wrong way.  I better investigate," Sally said as she got her Super Squirrel shirt out and put it on.  After putting her boots over her bare feet and connecting her cape to her shirt, Sally Acorn, who was now Super Squirrel, saw Jeremy get out of the shower.

"Sally, what's up," Jeremy said.

"I am investigating strange behavior," Super Squirrel said as she flew out the window.  Wanting to help, Jeremy wasted no time getting dressed in his Super Fox suit while Sally used her cape to block the window (thankfully for her, Jeremy was wearing blue boxer shorts under his robe, so it was safe to see).  After Jeremy got his cape on, becoming Super Fox, the two flew out of their dorm room, as they followed the truck, as they saw a cow robot driving it with their x-ray vision.

"Is that a robot cow," Super Squirrel asked.

"More like a cowbot," Super Fox said.  As the two followed the semi truck, they saw a Cowbot fly out of the trailer and attack the duo, as Super Squirrel stopped to fight it.

"Super Fox, keep following the truck.  I'll catch up," Super Squirrel said.

"Be careful, Super Squirrel," Super Fox said as he clung onto the roof of the trailer.  Super Squirrel soon flew into the outskirts of the city to fight the Cowbot without the risk of causing any damage to the city (something that supervillains she faced, like Rex Ruthor, has caused time and again, especially after the time he unleashed Bizarro Squirrel).  Once she lured the cowbot to the outskirts, she began to fight it, as it tried to charge into the heroine like a bull, only for her to grab the horns.

"I guess this one thinks it's a mechanical bull," Super Squirrel said as she tore the horns off the cowbot.  The evil robot retaliates by unleashig what looks like utters, which fired laser blasts at the squirrel of steel, knocking her back.

"Really, laser blasters designed like udders?  Whoever made these cowbots must be sick in the head," Super Squirrel said.  Meanwhile, Super Fox clung onto the truck when it arrived at a slaughterhouse where the cowbots are storing the hamburger in a freezer.  As he snuck in, he saw the cowbots meeting with a figure.

"Excellent, my cowbots.  Soon, we will hold all the city's hamburger supply in my cryo-freeze, then we will raid the nearby slaughterhouses and farms to free all non-Mobian cows from being turned into food for these carnivores," the figure said as clucked., who was revealed a yellow cat in a pink bodysuit held together by gold straps and a green stone.

"Whoa, a cat villainess who thinks she's a chicken," Super Fox said when suddenly, an egg fell and released gas the knocked the fox of steel out, as the cat came to him.  Soon, Super Squirrel, having defeated the Cowbot, followed the robot to the lair, where she used her super strength to tear it in half.  As she went in, she saw Super Fox hanging over a meat grinder as the cat laughed and clucked.

"So, you're the one behind this hamburger theft," Super Squirrel said.

"Indeed, I am.  I am Fowl Kitty, half cat, half kitty, all fowl," the cat said as she pulled a swith as it dropped Super Fox into the meat grider, as it activated, scaring Super Squirrel.

"Super Fox," Super Squirrel said in shock as she was surrounded by cowbots.  She got angry with what happened and started to fight the cowbots, trashing them as Fowl Kitty was shocked.

"Oh, dear, looks like I hit a nerve here," Fowl Kitty said as Super Squirrel was angry, but soon, she was calmed as the meat grinder was malfunctioning, and soon, a red hand punched out, as Super Fox tore through it, still in one piece.

"Super Fox, you're okay," Super Squirrel said.

"Wait, how did you survive?  You were supposed to be reduced to foxburger," Fowl Kitty asked in shock.

"Foxburgers?  I prefer a good chicken sandwich.  Besides, didn't you get the memo?  Super Squirrel and I are indestructible," Super Fox said.

"Wait, you eat chickens?  You sick monster," Fowl Kitty said as she tried to claw Super Fox, only for Super Squirrel to grab her.

"Hey, kitty, I won't let you harm my foxy superhero partner," Super Squirrel said as she punched Fowl Kitty in the stomach, knocking her out.  The next day, the two heroes, now back in their guise as Sally Acorn and Jeremy Crimson, were having lunch as the two decided to have cheeseburgers.

"I can't believe this Fowl Kitty wanted to stop cows from being slaughtered," Sally said.

"Looks like it could be more than just cows, as she freaked out when I said I ate chicken," Jeremy said.

"I guess she is a vegan who is taking things too far," Sally said.

"Then I hope she gets the help she needs, especially if she's acting like a chicken," Jeremy said.  However, in the asylum, Fowl Kitty, who as in a strait jacket, was plotting her revenge.

"Super Fox has offended me being a dirty chicken eater.  But no matter.  Soon, the remaining cowbots will free me once they activate and repair the others, and maybe I will make some chickenbots to make him regret his life choices," Fowl Kitty said as she laughed and cluck, as the guard outside, who is a male german sheperd, saw this and sighed.

"Wow, she really is a nut job," the guard said as he moved on, not knowing that one day, Fowl Kitty will escape and Super Squirrel and Super Fox may be in for the fight of their lives.

THE END