Glory Valley: The Sheer Size of Him -a grrside story- Two male rabbits were smelling the flowers in the vast field. All animal species from the Valley were anthropomorphic, a fancy word which meant that they stood on their two hind legs, had opposable thumbs on their paws, stood more than two meters tall and had humanoid proportions. On the other hand this also meant that these all grown men were prancing around completely naked and thus the situation as a whole looked very gay. "This one is so pretty." Said the feminine and handsome Bloom, the younger of the two rabbits. He couldn't resist picking up the pink flower after sniffing it. "It reminds me of you, Thorn! You should keep it!" Thorn blushed. "Nah, I'm not that pretty. If anything, you are the one who should keep it. Here..." The older rabbit took the delicate flower and placed it on top of Bloom's head, right between his two floppy pearly white rabbit ears as a hairpin. Bloom irradiated a big smile and his boyfriend bashfully blushed even more, mesmerized by his beauty. Thorn always acted like such a tough dude when he was with his friends, acting needlessly aggressive, combing his hairy ears with spikes and generally being the bad boy of the group but when he was alone with Bloom he was completely different. The white rabbit with the flower on his head laughed. He couldn't believe Thorn, the cool and rebellious rabbit of the bunch, was blushing like a tomato right now. "W-why are you laughing like that?" Thorn retorted. He scratched his smelly balls as if to remind himself he was the manliest rabbit around. "Oh, nothing. Teehee." Bloom stuck out his tongue in jest. "Hey, what do you think this flower is called?" Thorn tilted his gray fur-covered head, his spiky ears following along in confusion. "Flowers don't have names. That would be stupid." "Really? If I was the one in charge of naming things around here, I'd have for sure given it a beautiful name. Tell me, if we were fortunate enough to name them, what could we call these?" Thorn put his thumb on his forehead, thinking as hard as his silly rabbit brain could. "Glory Flowers... Because they grow in Glory Valley, maybe?" "Mmm..." Bloom pondered. "And why is our land called Glory Valley in the first place? Why did they give it such a name?" Thorn thought long and hard about the subject. "Mmmmm... Because it's gloriously grand or maybe the dude who named it frequented glory holes, I dunno! Thinking is not my forte, you're gonna make my head hurt." Thorn bopped Bloom's pink nose. "You can be so silly sometimes!" "Hehehe!" Bloom bopped Thorn's nose in return. "Bop!" Thorn bopped the pink tip of Bloom's dick. "Haha! Hey, that's cheating!" "Bop! Bop! Bop!" "Stop it, you bad boy, hehe!" The rabbits had a good laugh together and kissed. They certainly lived a peaceful life in the Glory Valley, a serene place detached from the outside world where animals lived nude in harmony with barely any conflicts with their neighboring brethren and everyone was very open minded. Nobody questioned the love between these two gay lovers. Bloom hoped that he and Thorn would be together in this harmonious land forever and ever. "Oh, this flower smells real nice, too!" Thorn said as he sniffed a big red flower in full bloom. "Marvelous! I bet no other one smells as good in the entire Valley!" "And I bet I can find one that smells even better!" The cheerful Bloom said. Bloom smelled a very colorful flower, but it didn't smell nearly as good as it looked. Still, it was so pretty in its very own special way that Bloom once again couldn't resist plucking it out from the ground. "(Maybe I shouldn't judge them all for their appearance. If I close my eyes and let my nose search for itself, I'm sure I can find the one with the sweetest fragrance!)" Bloom internally reasoned. The rabbit closed his eyes and spun around in circles. He felt around with his soft paws until he found a very big flower, one with a very thick and wide stem growing deep from the ground. "(How peculiar, this one feels warmer in my paws than the others. It's so big... It's bigger than me, it's practically a tree!)" Bloom tentatively reached for the top, sliding down the petal that was in the way, and got a very deep whiff of it... "Ewwww! This is the most disgusting one I've ever smelled! I... AHHH?!" Thorn heard Bloom crying out and, worried, ran to his aid. However, what he saw when he got to his lover was something he would have never expected to see. "This 'flower'... looks like..." Bloom began to say, incredulous. Thorn shook his head, not believing his own eyes. "Is that... Is that a...?!" Right in front of Bloom there stood a very big, very thick, very veiny, very hard cock towering taller than him. This piece of red meat looked daringly gargantuan even with the rest of his owner nowhere to be seen. "Hey! That was rude! I don't smell *THAT* bad. I washed myself two days ago. The humongous cock in front of Bloom swayed from side to side with clear annoyance in its movements. "I even made sure to clean the cheese that was stored below my foreskin for a change..." The cock posed, the sun shining on his exposed tip so the two rabbits could see for themselves and with extreme detail that he told them the truth. "Thorn... Is this giant dick talking?" Bloom asked, unable to look away from the big smelly snake in front of him. Deep laughter was heard. "*Giant* dick? Hehehe, I'm not even hard to my full potential yet, flower fag!" The voice was extremely deep and manly. "D-don't be ridiculous! There has to be someone behind the bushes! Bloom, stand back from this pervert!" Thorn said, putting himself between his true love and the cock. "Didn't you want to smell something flowery? Keep playing with my head like you just did and I'll give you some sweet seed in return~..." "Yuck!" Bloom shrieked, realizing he had just been touching such a disgusting pervert. "S-show your face, you coward!" Thorn ordered with an unconvincing tremble in his voice. "Coward?" There was a good reason Thorn had a shaky voice. Such a astronomically large cock could only belong to a fucking giant! And he wasn't wrong at all, because just then the earth shook with the strength of an earthquake. A gigantic mountain composed of green scales of naked muscle rose up from behind the bushes and stood up with pride. Standing at five meters tall, the anthropomorphic dinosaur was over double the size of the rabbits. And it wasn't just the height that scared Thorn... The thickness of his biceps, his wide pectorals, the abnormally colossal twelve pack of his abs... This imposing dude was truly, truly the very definition of *BIG*! "I'm baring myself in front of you. Now, do you think a coward would do such a thing?" The scalie asked, looming big and proud over Thorn. Bloom was notoriously angry. "Why did you make such a sick prank? Thorn and me were just having fun, you're just being a big meanie-" Thorn turned to face Bloom. "N-now, now, Bloom. Calm down, don't make him any madder..." Bloom couldn't believe what his floppy and well-combed ears were hearing. "What? But he's..." "HEY! Answer my questions when I ask them, you fuzzy-eared fag!" The muscular velociraptor ordered Thorn. "And stand upright!" "Y-yes, sir!" The trembling rabbit answered, standing rigid like a low rank soldier at boot camp. "So, you think I'm a coward, um?" The green dinosaur crunched his knuckles. "O-of course not, sir!" The naked rabbit tried his hardest not to piss himself in front of his "drill sergeant". "Are you sure? Because I'm very sure I heard that puny voice of yours *DARING* to suggest I'm a scared little shit like you..." The raptor crossed his bulging arms. "N-no, no, what I actually said was that, well..." Thorn stumbled over the words, his body fighting his hardest just to maintain the stance. He was scared as hell, his penis shrinking away into nothing. "What this humble fag said is that, er, the colossal size of your coc- I mean, the size of your body makes me feel like a coward, sir..." Bloom looked at Thorn with surprise. His boyfriend was uncharacteristically scared but the raptor with bulging muscles continued the humiliation of his new toy. "You don't say... It's all about the sheer size of it, after all." One of the veins of the velociraptor's hyper cock twitched as its bodybuilder of an owner stepped closer to Thorn and glanced at the rabbit's shrunken limp dick with a disrespectful grin. The raptor grabbed Thorn's sorry excuse of a dehydrated worm with the cold claws of his scaled hand. "Ah!... H-Hey..." Thorn was speechless as his favorite plaything was manhandled by the bodybuilder raptor's claws. The raptor laughed a demeaning laugh. "Hahaha, what a joke! And people say you two fuck like rabbits with this sorry thing!" The stranger turned around to look at Bloom, the colossal weight of his leaky raptor cock slapping Thorn's pitiful mug in the process. "Owww!" Thorn yelped with pain and humiliation when he fell to the ground, his face full of precum that had leaked out from the raptor's dick. "Bloom, was it?" The dinosaur asked as he ogled Bloom's plump ass. "Nice bum, mind if we go for a 'ride' sometime?" He flexed his biceps so the rabbit with the flower could take a look at his muscles even closer. "N-no thanks! I'm already taken by my boyfriend!" Bloom hastily said as he ran to Thorn's aid. But before the little rabbit could help Thorn stand up the raptor took hold of the fallen rabbit's head. "At least let me leave you something to remember me by!" The raptor then sat on Thorn, pressed his face against his balls. "There, didn't you want to smell something nice? Now you're smelling with the fragrance of a real man's sack." He then imitated the rabbit's voice. "Marvelous! I bet no other one smells as good in the entire Valley!" "Mmmmmph! MMMPPPHHH!!!" Thorn's muffled screams could be heard beneath the huge dinosaur testicles. The scaly giant winked at Bloom. "They call me Terror. The Terror of the Valley. I do my morning workouts at the volcanic area, it's not difficult to find me, the whole territory is filled with my 'fragrance', the same one that now is all over your boyfriend. Let me know when you're up for a great time!" "You... bastard..." Thorn was about to emerge from the dinosaur's heavy behind, his trembling arms trying to sustain the weight of Terror's balls but it was futile. The rabbit collapsed under the colossal size of the powerful dinosaur's testicles, the heavy balls crushing him flat while their musky fumes violated the insides of his lithe body through his vulnerable little rabbit nose. Bloom was horrified but Terror simply arched an eyebrow and shrugged his muscular shoulders. "Oopsie, what a shame. I hope you don't mind that my naughty dino balls have crushed your... little 'boyfriend'. But with a bit of luck there's still something remaining of him. Excuse me for a second." The muscular bodybuilder searched underneath his balls until he took out the furry skin of a gray rabbit, the lousy thing all flattened and flaccid. Thorn had been paralyzed with a facial expression of pure horror. He was hanging upside down from Terror's huge fist with no depth, like a 2D cutout, with his arms, legs and long ears spread out. He looked like a gross roadkill, except for the fact that his two fully open eyes were still looking at his captor with pure anger. "Grrrr!" Was the only thing the flattened rabbit could mutter with his lips paralyzed wide open in an 'O' shape. "Oh no! My poor Thorn!" Bloom couldn't keep looking at his boyfriend's humiliating degradation and covered his eyes with his ears. "He doesn't look all that bad in 2D, you could place him in your bathroom wall in a frame!" Terror suggested. "Or use him as a towel." He yanked both extremes of the flattened bunny boy and used his flattened face to wipe the sweat off his ass. "Or as toilet paper." He subsequently farted. Bloom understandably wasn't too happy about what remained of his boyfriend being played around like that. "Okay, fine, don't get all worked up. I'll 'fix' your sorry excuse of a boyfriend." Terror positioned the deflated rabbit's lips right on his cock. Thorn's eyes opened with shock when the dinosaur inserted his cock up his throat, the rabbit hanging from the oversized cock like a very tight condom. "MMMMPPHHH!!!" Thorn audibly complained. "Shut up, you living cocksleeve, I haven't even started yet." Terror massaged the sheer size of his cock with all his strength until he was erected to an impossible size. The puny Thorn felt stretched, Terror's big red cock penetrating his mouth, his throat and his belly in one fell swoop. Terror's wanking didn't take long to get much more intense and the humiliation that Thorn suffered only made the dinosaur hornier. "Ohhh! Here it cuuuums!" "MMMMPH???!!!" Thorn wasn't ready for what was coming. At all. The torrent of semen was enough to give Thorn his tridimensional depth back. More than enough... And even much more than that! Actually the gray rabbit with his ears combed with spikes to look more fierce was so full of cum that he looked like a balloon being filled with water through a hose. Just that instead of a 'hose' it was a big dinosaur cock filling him whatever he wanted it or not. The undignified (and very swollen) Thorn was so full he felt Terror's semen traversing through his whole digestive system and partially leaking outside through his anus. But Terror still had to expel more seed and damn right he did. Thorn's mouth got unglued from the velociraptor's shaft and the inflated rabbit-zeppelin flew everywhere like a helium-filled balloon leaking high pressure semen through his hole until Thorn crashed against a tree. "Thorn! My poor sweetie pie!" Bloom came to the aid of the mess that remained of his boyfriend. Thorn's belly was so full he remained there as a big gray-furred ugly boulder in the way, his mouth and butthole leaking dinosaur semen nonstop. *************************** Later that night, a large number of animals argued near a bonfire, the anthropomorphic fellows sitting in a makeshift circle which served as an impromptu town hall in this time of crisis ever since the plaza had been destroyed by a certain dinosaur who, in a dare, had used the Big Town Clock as a dildo. "Mmm... Very unusual circumstances, indeed." Said Parsley, the old turtle without a shell covering his wrinkly skin who acted as the de facto mayor of Glory Valley due to his old age and the supposed wisdom that came along with it. "We've been living in harmony for so long, and then all of a sudden cases of naughtiness have been cropping up all over the Valley. What's more, all of them feature the same common denominator." "You mean the same *dominator*, right?" Said Cheesie, a well-groomed sheep. "This Terror guy and his oversized hyper thingy is making everyone maaaad!" The flamboyant sheep bleated. Sauss joined in on the accusations. "Right you are Ms. Cheesie. Terror, this man... He slapped my ass, disrespectfully spat on my front porch, I told him to be gentler, then he spat on my ass, fucked my ass until I came my seed all over my front porch! Yes, in that precise order!" The sassiest ferret in town complained. "And worst of all... The following day he ghosted me! I spent all afternoon ferreting around for him but no dice!" Bone, the tall rhinoceros who used to have a pack of visible abs in his younger years of which only an ample hard gut remained, walked to the center of the circle of naked anthro animals and raised his voice. "Silence! In times like this we only have to remember the basics. Now, for the following live-action demonstration I'm going to need a volunteer." All animals shut up instantly, including the crickets. "Not so chatty now, uh? I'll have to remember that one for the next time I want to order silence. But I was being serious. Hey, you, the green frog with the yellow belly, come up here." After hesitating for a bit, the frog man stood up and reluctantly walked to the center of the circle, his obese belly and moobs shining bright thanks to the light of the bonfire. He wore two pieces of glass on his eyes that he claimed made him see better but the rest of the community of luddite animals were skeptical of the silly contraption covering the frog's eyes working at all. Funnily enough even though he was in a nudist community where nobody had any shame to hide, this frog nervously cupped his small privates the moment he realized everyone was looking at him. "Now then... Ranito. Do you still remember the cover-down and ball-up procedure?" The rhino asked. The frog nodded his head, his bobbly fat body following along. "Show it to us. Pretend Terror is in front of you." The frog turned around, ducked and curled up into a perfect spherical shape, making extra sure his head and limbs were hidden as he adopted a form that for all purposes looked like a disembodied green ball. "As you can all see, the cover-down and ball-up procedure works wonders. Ranito is now completely safe and sound. In fact, I'm sure he could take quite a beating this way!" The rhino put his foot down on top of the green ball, his leg leaving a dirty imprint on it. "Ranito's body is secured as fuck. No matter what I do to him, he can't leave his current position and thus Terror will surely get bored of such an immobile, securely self-bondaged target." He began kicking the disembodied green buttcheeks harsher and harsher and the green ball took it all without leaving its place. Sauss the sassy ferret could not help but point out aloud the obvious flaw with this safety measure. "Mr. Bone, pardon my interruption but there's a problem with Mr. Ranito's current form... There's one vital area that's not protected." "Oh, which one could that be?" The rhino asked as he kept pummeling and kicking the defenseless ball despite its muffled cries of pain. "Well, most of his body parts are protected, and his body is almost a perfect circle, I concede that to you... But the problem resides with the, uh, big crack the frog is currently mooning at us. Not that the crack per se is the problem, but the, humm, vulnerable hole that is sandwiched between those cheeks." The ferret sassely said. "You mean this?" The rhino pried open the cheeks, revealing a smelly puckered hole. The rhino dug inside it with his finger. "It may appear more exposed than usual, but I'm sure its internal muscles have much more resistance to outside attacks thanks to this position." "I'm not sure." The ferret said. "Pardon my assumption but I'm sure such a vulnerable asshole would permit the intrusion of outside attackers quite easily. In fact, Mr. Ranito now looks like a pair of helpless buttocks and nothing more. It appears to me like the perfect prey for hungry predators. He could even be screaming something like 'help me, I'm not used to contorting myself this much and I'm now stuck this way, can't we leave the live action demonstration for another day' right now and we'd have no way to hear his plight." "That sounds like nonsense. I can assure you there's no way this rectum can be accessed." The rhino refuted. "Here, let me demonstrate with my big fat thumb." The rhino did as he stated. "It's tight, see? Let me demonstrate with my big fat cock as well." The round butt began to shiver and sweat with fear when the big rhino began jerking his dick and lubricated it with spit in preparation to ravage his exposed hole. "Huff, puff, fuck yes, our volunteer sure is tight. You, at the back, can't you perfectly see how his buttocks clench against my cock real hard preventing it from passing through so easily? Huff, yeah. It sure is a protected victim. Puff. Stuck, helpless and unable to protest, it's like I'm fucking a sex toy. Oh yeah, yes, watch all you want. Hitting his prostate like this repeatedly, can't you see how he's able to take it all? Ohhhh...!" The turtle mayor spectated the whole show with genuine interest and delightment. "After watching such a thoroughly detailed and hands-on demonstration the cover-down and ball-up procedure looks fail-safe enough to me. So if there's no objections, I say we wrap this meeting up already." The animals seemed satisfied with the turtle's words, except for one rabbit with a flower between his large ears named Bloom, who stood up and protested. "Are you really suggesting we just let ourselves get screwed over and that's it? Terror is doing whatever he wants!" Yet the others were already getting up and leaving. "I'd better get my wool cut, so my butt doesn't look too fat when performing the cover-down and ball-up procedure!" Cheesie the sheep cheerfully said. The rhino scratched his belly as he returned home. "I think I forgot something... Nah, it can't be that important." Far away from him, the green ball kept shaking in distress, unable to recover its previous form. Bloom sighed. "(I'm worried about everyone's safety. Surely there must be something we can do, right?)" He spent the rest of the night thinking about possible solutions. *************************** When morning came Bloom had been unable to come up with any good ideas. Yesterday, Bloom had spent all afternoon pressing his boyfriend's swollen belly until the rest of the sticky dino semen came out from him. He felt uneasy and overworked so he decided to relax a bit working on his personal garden. It was mostly just a patch of fertile ground surrounded by a cute pink wooden fence at the moment but soon enough beautiful flowers hand-picked and grown by Bloom himself would sprout. Working on his little piece of the world always calmed him. It was like tending his very own miniaturized version of the Glory Valley. "Bloom... Love... I..." Thorn appeared while the rabbit was tending the flowers. His whole body was still sore and even though he had taken a bath the smell of dino semen hadn't gone completely. "...Sorry. I acted like a complete coward yesterday. I should've stood up against Terror but I only managed to embarrass myself." "Don't worry Thorn, you fought with dignity... Or at least that's what I told everyone at the village meeting. We still haven't managed to come up with a strategy to get rid of that nasty raptor, but in the meantime..." Bloom smiled. "Wanna help me fertilize the terrain?" "Sure thing!" Thorn said. "But... where's the compost?" "Well, that's the problem, actually. I ate a lot for breakfast and I had to go poo-poo too early, and now I don't have any." "Ah, I see..." That's when Thorn's eyelids rose to the skies in surprise. "Wait... You use your own poop as fertilizer?!" Bloom shrugged. "That's the best natural fertilizer I know of. Now... say... Do you think you can lend me some of yours?" The naked rabbit with the flower put on his most innocent puppy eyes. "Please? Pretty please...?" "Some of mine...? You mean-" "Aww! I'm sure my healthy boyfriend's virile fertilizer will make my virgin soil grow a beautiful garden!" Bloom exclaimed with dreamy eyes. "You must be kidding!" "See this hole I've dug right in the center? I just need you to squat over for a sec and do your thing! I'm sure you'll do great~!" "But, right here? Right now? It's... well... awkward..." Thorn blushed. "Don't be shy, I've seen your butthole lots of times! He's a mighty pucker with a fighting spirit that won't let anyone defeat him!" "That's just because I'm a top..." "Fertilize! Fertilize! Fertilize~!" Bloom sang. "Don't say that so loud! Okay, fine, but I'm only doing it this once!" Thorn reluctantly said. He put his paw inside Bloom's virgin soil. The ground was oddly warm and squishy to his rabbit foot. Blushing profusely, he squatted over the hole, his anus exposed wide open for Bloom to see. "Oh! This is so exciting! Oh, but nothing's coming out!" It was useless. Thorn was too ashamed to be able to force his bowel movements. His asshole twitched nervously, but nope. "This is freaking embarrassing..." "Fertilize! Fertilize! Fertilize~!" Bloom sang again. "I can't wait to see my boyfriend's fresh load go into my hole and make me give birth to pretty flowers~!" Sweat rained down Thorn's exposed butthole. "You're just making it worse!" The rabbit with fuzzy ears concentrated. He knew he just needed to relax. As he dishonorably squatted, a fly hovered around his exposed anus, making him shiver and curl his rabbit tail. "(As if I didn't feel like a dirty farmhand animal already...)" Thought Thorn, humiliated. As Bloom cheered on his boyfriend, the ground suddenly began to shake. "Ahh! An earthquake?!" Exclaimed Thorn. Bloom wondered what was happening until he looked at the hole in the soil and saw a tiny red thing coming out. "A mole?" But that was just the tip. The rest of it was slowly creeping out of the hole, slowly revealing an unbelievable big, throbbing veiny- "Watch out, Thorn! A cock is coming out for your hole! Stop squatting and get your beautiful butt out of there!" "WHAT?!" Thorn jumped away, dodging the pulsating erection pursuing him like a shark's fin by barely an inch. The ground began to shake more forcefully, and the rest of the cock came from its hiding place, gigantic scalie ballsack included and all. The giant hard schlong stood erect and proud as the centerpiece of Bloom's personal garden. Bloom would recognize that hyper-sized member anywhere. After all, he had just seen it the previous day. "Terror!" Bloom and Thorn yelled at the same time. "Aww, I've been *this* close to tearing apart a faggy rabbit's hole!" Terror's voice said, his cock gesticulating with each word as if it was a ventriloquist's puppet. "Pranking us again?! And you didn't make use of a convenient bush this time... How the hell did you hide inside Bloom's tiny garden?!" Thorn said, still shocked he had been that close to having his anal virginity taken away from him. The cock swayed from side to side, his peehole alternating between staring at Thorn and then at Bloom with horny disdain. "Hah. That was a piece of cake. I just dug up this big patch of dirt and then buried myself beneath it! I've been waiting here since last night for you two little lovebirds to come by!" "But that's crazy!" Thorn retorted. "Destroying Bloom's garden like that..." Bloom was dismayed that his garden had been sabotaged but his kind nature caused him to get worried about Terror. "Wouldn't you run out of air? Waiting underground for so long...?" "I've got very strong lungs!" The cock boasted. "And I strategically placed a straw in the corner to be able to breathe once in a while!" "You mean this?" Thorn said, pointing at a minuscule drinking straw sticking out from the ground that he hadn't noticed before. "Ding-Ding-Ding! You're right~!" The dick danced, throbbing from side to side with each 'ding' it said. "And what if I were to do this?" The rabbit with spiky ears plugged the straw closed with his paw. "GAHHH?! No, wait! Ahhhhhh! I can't breathe!" The giant cock shrunk a fair bit fearing for his dear life. "Thorn! That's too mean, even for someone like Terror!" "Ok, ok, sorry." Thorn decided to leave alone Terror's tiny and vulnerable breathing straw that separated him from a sure death. "*Cough, cough!*" Terror took a deep breath. "Argh! Now you've done it! Wait 'till I get ya!" The cock attempted to get the rest of his body out from the ground and then... *Bump!* "Uh?" The dinosaur cock seemed confused. The confused prick tried to get out from the ground, with much more strength this time. *Bump! Bump! Bump!* "What the hell is this?! Was there a rock here before?! I can't get my arm unstuck from it! Hold on a second..." The underground raptor struggled and struggled, but it was no use. "Gahhh! My limbs got even more tangled now! Dammit, why do my muscles have to be this big?! Thorn and Bloom looked at each other, confused. "Did something happen, Mr. Terror?" Bloom asked. The cock started to get drenched with sweat, but this time it wasn't because it was turned on. "Umm... Actually, yes. I think I've gotten, uh... well..." "Yes?" Thorn said. "...Stuck." The cock wasn't lying, his urethra spilling a single tear of piss falling down his shaft in his helplessness. "Errr... Help?" *************************** "An extraordinary job, indeed!" The old turtle said. "Couldn't have come up with a happier outcome myself! The entire Glory Valley is saved, and it's all because of your valiant efforts, Bloom and Thorn!" "But we didn't really do anything." Bloom admitted. "Terror trapped himse-" "I think you two deserve the most exquisite reward." The old turtle continued. Thorn quickly put a finger in front of Bloom's lips. "Ohhh! Free stuff! Gimmie, gimmie!" "I didn't mean a physical one... The reward is that you'll be guests of honor in the upcoming Glory Valley's Spring Festival." "Oh, that sounds fun!" Bloom said. "We'll be looking forward to it! Thanks Mayor Parsley!" "HEY! What are you all yapping about? When are you going to let me out of this undignified prison?!" The cock said from the confinement of Bloom's garden surrounded by cute pink fences, the rest of the raptor's body still stuck underground. "I'm sick of being only fed regurgitated food through this stupid straw!" The whole populace of Glory Valley had gathered around Bloom's humble garden to celebrate their victory, the dinosaur cock that stood in the center of it a true testament of Bloom's relentless courage. Sauss pointed at the giant throbbing member. "Um, yes, that's the cock." The sassy ferret said. "That's definitely the cock of the ruthless ruffian who fucked my ass, spat on my mouth and insulted the size of my dicklet, yes, in that precise order." Funnily enough, Cheesie seemed disappointed. "So I got my wool cut by my hairdresser for nothing? They really capture criminals damn fast these days." Said the sheep. Bone touched the hard veins on Terror's dick. "This dinosaur cock has been standing erect the whole afternoon." Said the fat rhino. "Did someone slip viagra pills down his breathing straw? Not that I disapprove of that, of course. The bastard deserves it. We should do that every day to keep it exposed and desperate." The old turtle smiled at the rabbits. "You're something else, really. Now will you make the honors?" Parsley handed each rabbit a ceremonial stick with a heavy weight hanging from one of their ends. "Hello? Are you all still there? You're coming up with a way to get me out of here, right?" The permanently erect cock could be heard, completely unaware of his fate. Bloom turned to face his lover. "This is so amazing! Not only did we capture the most fearsome criminal of the Valley, we also rebuilt the plaza's main monument!" "Monument?" The cock pondered while everyone ignored him. "You're talking about that phallic statue I broke while trying to use it as a dildo, am I wrong? What was so special about it? All you did was hit at its base with sticks every turn of the hour to keep track of the time! The sound it made was so loud and annoying, I did all of you a favor by destroying it!" "Considering you are the ones who rebuilt Glory Valley's Big Town Clock, according to tradition you must be the first ones to make it ring. You can also name this reborn monument as you please." The old turtle said. Thorn kissed Bloom. "We are fortunate enough to be the ones naming this ugly 'flower', what should we call this disgusting prick?" He asked as he pointed at Terror's shaft with his ceremonial stick. "This really is a dream come true!" Bloom smiled innocently. The giant dick was appropriately named as it was, because *Terror* was what it would feel for every waking hour approaching. But the benevolent Bloom was merciful enough to erase the throbbing member's past. "I'll name it Big Cock Clock!" "Ten seconds to midnight!" The fat rhino announced. "Are you ready, love?" Bloom asked his partner cheerfully, extending his paw. "Hell yeah!" Thorn took Bloom's paw with a grin. "Let's beat the cum out of this mean dick!" "Five, four..." "Why are you all so silent all of a sudden? Are you gonna get me out of here now?" The puzzled Big Cock Clock asked. "Two... One...!" The rabbits lashed out at the Clock's balls with their ceremonial sticks. The mean dick rang out a loud shriek of terror announcing midnight and the start of a new peaceful era for all the animals of the land. Still, this was a special occasion and thus the two lovers wouldn't stop their peculiar celebration until they'd make the Big Cock Clock launch dinosaur cum all across the starry skies of Glory Valley like fireworks. "My BAAAAAAAAAAALLS!"