The Curious Fable of the Ballsy Charizard
-a grrside story-



I’m contractually obligated to warn you, anonymous online reader, that the following tale is not a piece of romantic fan fiction based on a certain famous franchise marketed primarily to little children. If you’re expecting some hot Greninja-on-Mewtwo action to happen here, you’d better brace yourself for disappointment.

However, if you’re searching for something much more intellectually-challenging and are delighted at the idea of reading a curious fable that coincidentally happens to use some of that franchise’s charismatic characters then please, go ahead and keep reading.

The following story takes place in a picturesque valley colloquially known by its poetic nickname, ‘Route 666’. A sweet herd of Mareep was prancing over the green fields when suddenly a giant shadow surprised the sheep-like Pokémon as it loomed menacingly over them.

“And that ominous shadow belonged to my ONE-HUNDRED-INCH LONG LIZARD DICK!” Yelled the titular Charizard of this story. “My body is really feeling the heat and I’m not talking about the flame on my tail, bitches!”

“Actually, we are not bitches.” Pointed out the herd of Mareep. “We’re all male and straight.”

“TOO BAD!” Yelled the Charizard as he put his hands behind his head in order to use his favorite move, ‘Pelvic Thrust’, against the herd of Mareep. His giant cock skewered five Mareep in one go, shish kebab-style.

The remaining Mareep ran away screaming, the grim image of their life-long friends being assaulted by the pink spear that was the Charizard’s erect cock going through their mouths and coming out of their asses being imprinted in their little puny minds for the rest of their pathetic short lives.

Our beloved Charizard protagonist unscrewed the Mareep closest to the tip of his dick and swallowed it whole. Of course this Mareep had died the moment the giant lizard’s dick had damaged one of his vital organs, so it had luckily avoided the experience of going through the Charizard’s throat and ending up inside his belly until it was digested and properly pooped through the lizard’s rump.

However, the next Mareep the Charizard unscrewed from his fleshy skewer was somehow still alive. It had even gotten a small erection hidden under his fluffy wool. This specific Mareep, while straight as fuck as the others, had a secret ‘vore’ fetishism, and couldn’t believe his ultimate fantasy was about to become true.
Such a shame Charizard ripped his head off with his teeth before swallowing. Oh well.

“Damn, these little bastards sure are tasty!” Exclaimed Charizard as he swallowed the rest of the fluffy corpses after roasting them a bit with his tail as if they were marshmallows. “That takes care of breakfast, but not of my morning wood...” The giant lizard grinned at a nearby Treecko hiding behind some bushes.
“No! I’m too handsome to be raped!” The Treecko shivered, unaware the Charizard had already seen him. “My anus just isn’t ready yet!”

Then the Charizard spat out fire in order to incinerate the bushes hiding the small pokémon, and Treecko was so scared as fuck he completely evolved himself into Grovyle.

“Oh, fuck!” Blasphemed the no longer handsome pokémon.

Just as the scared pokémon had previously stated, Grovyle's anus just wasn’t ready for the impalation that soon followed.

“NOOOOOOOOO! Please, no more Charizard dick!!!” Those were Grovyle’s dying words seconds before he hemorrhaged to death. Charizard, fearing for any passersby to think he was a twisted homo pervert, stopped fucking the dead Grovyle. He had a reputation to take care of, you know? But he felt his cock about to erupt, so he left a little parting present on the corpse’s mouth before leaving it there to rot.

“I LOVE being bad!” Cried out the Charizard to nobody in particular. “I’m the strongest wild pokémon on this route!”

“Level 100? HA!” Charizard punched a wild Blastoise on the face leaving him K.O. in one blow.

“EV-Trained? Don’t make me laugh!” Charizard farted on the face of the Pikachu challenging him on the road until the rodent passed out.

“Dragon type? Yeah, right!” Charizard kicked an unsuspecting Dragonite in the balls.

“I’m SO POWERFUL!” Charizard said admiring his muscular body on the lake. “Completely O.P.! Any pokémon would kill to be like me! I’m rock-hard 24/7 just because of how awesome I am, bitches!”

After his daily dose of random acts of badassery and self-admiring, Charizard fled back to his home on the mountains. It was always clean and very well furnished, but that was only because of his older nestmate... Uh...What was he called again...? Let’s just call him Mate.

Mate was busy cleaning up the dust on the furniture with a feather duster. It was extremely hard and time-consuming work to fix up the nest, a task that turned completely meaningless when Charizard landed at full speed butt-first on the table and broke it.
“Yo, Mate! Why’d you put the table on my landing spot?” Charizard said as he scratched his ass. “You stupid or somethin’?”

“Oh dear Arceus, why do I always get the worst nestmates?” Mate mumbled to himself. He was a much older and wiser Charizard than... well... Charizard, but he always ended up cleaning up all his messes. “And here I thought nobody could be worse than Grimer...”

“I ate a herd of Mareep for breakfast, so you’d better have something more filling than that for lunch!” Charizard ordered.

“Since when I’m the one in charge of the cooking?” Protested Mate.

Charizard put one of his chubby orange fingers up his own rectum and farted loudly. Then he put that same finger under his nasal cavities and sniffed it with pleasure, reveling in the smell of his own gas as if it was the best drug ever.

“...Then again, I don’t think I want your dirty hands anywhere near the kitchen...” Mate realized.

“Smart kid.” Said Charizard in his pseudo-stoned state. “Now go to that fucking kitchen and make me a Pikachu sandwich.”

Mate did as ordered, not before mumbling to himself. “I’m moving into a new nest tomorrow. Over at route 666-A people are so much nicer than in route 666, or so I heard... Mmmm, those are some similar names. I wonder if the postal service ever gets them confused.”

Charizard moved his giant butt and sat on a sofa that could barely hold his weight. Then he grabbed a 75-inch 8K TV that he had stolen among other goods from an Abazon Krime transporting van. Damn, those delivery dudes  were so delicious. Especially the fat ones...

Anyway, Charizard connected the ridiculously modern TV to the electrical source, which was a generator that outsourced power from the lava on the volcano. But Charizard didn’t really give a fuck about where the power came from, it could outsource it from a Raichu’s butthole for all he cared.

He turned on the 75-inch TV, holding it like a portable handheld television, and saw the world news. A crying foreign pokegirl was describing how a tornado had destroyed her home and killed her husband.

“HAHAHAHA!!!” Laughed Charizard. “Foreign accents are so freaking funny! I have no idea what their whiny voices are fucking saying! This is comedy gold!”

Just then, a miracle happened. The legendary god, Arceus, extended one of his celestial arms onwards to route 666.

The celestial messenger of god landed on Charizard’s nest palm-first. “Ouch! That freaking hurt!” The holy appendage looked around. “So... Ok... The instructions were to deliver the holy gift to... What was the name... Dang it, I don’t remember...”
The limb saw a post that said, “route 666”.

“Oh, right! I’m sure that was the correct number! So, let’s see... It was someone with a hundred inch long pink appendage...”

Charizard’s belly was growling with impatience. “When is that Pikachu sandwich going to be ready? Fucking Mate...”

“Excuse me, sir...” The limb communicated to the raunchy pokemon.

“Uh, who’s that?!” Charizard screamed. “Don’t anybody dare interrupt my comedy show!” He pointed at the serious-looking newscast talking about the next disaster.

“Ehem... I’m a messenger from God Himself...”

“Oh, just great, Mate let another one of those friggin’ Arceus’ Witnesses inside the nest again...”

“No, you misunderstand, sir...” The limb calmly replied. “I’m here to deliver a gift...” The limb crept closer to the big lizard. “...Do you happen to possess any one hundred inch long appendages on that giant body of yours, by any chance...?”

“...Wha’...?” Charizard was dumbfounded.

“You know. A very large appendage... Pink-colored to be specific. Fleshy. Quite wet at times. Extremely flexible but hard when it counts...”

“Dude, if you want to see my cock just ask for it!” Said Charizard and without waiting for a response he whipped out his hardening appendage.

“Impressive limb you got there. Let me check the measurement...” The celestial arm grabbed Charizard’s dick and began to stroke it.

“Hot damn! I have no fucking idea who you are but you sure know how to do a handjob!”

“There’s no doubt about it, if you live in route 666 and have a long pink appendage, then you must be the recipient of our holy gift!”

“A gift?” Charizard wondered. “You’re gonna give me a blowjob as well?”

“A holy gift worthy for the most benevolent pokemon... The gift of making whatever you say come true!”

“No idea. But keep stroking it like that...”

“Oh, dear sir. You’ve dedicated your whole life to serving others. This is a reward for all your hard work. Arceus hopes that you’ll use this gift to remove evil from the world...”

“Yeah... Oh, go a bit slower now...”

“And with my gift delivered... I must part.” After a bright flash the celestial limb had disappeared.

“Hey! Who said you can go away! I was about to cum!”

Charizard was very frustrated. So much, that when Mate came back with the most delicious Pikachu sandwich Charizard slapped the dish away to the ground.

“It’s not food what I need! On your knees! I need a blowjob. Right now!”

Mate was pissed. “The fuck?! I’m not your fucking slave!”

“Of course you are, bitch!”

Just then, to Charizard’s surprise, Mate’s furious expression took a complete 180.

“You’re right, master. I’m your bitch...”

“Stop complaining and... Uh?...” Charizard didn’t expect that from Mate at all.

Mate got on his knees and put his arms behind his head, like an actual slave. “Yes, master. I won’t complain, as you wish.”

Charizard looked at Mate all over. “For real?!... Well, then give me a blowjob...! I guess!” He showed Mate his still rock-hard erection.

“Yes, master.” Mate began to lick the tip of Charizard’s humongous cock with utmost care.

“Oh, wow. This is awesome...! But hey Mate, err, slave. Blow with more passion. As if you were gay!”

“Yes, master.” Mate did just that, but his own unimpressive dick remained limp.

Charizard tried something else, just to test. “Slave, you’re gay from now on.”

“Oh, thank you, master!” Mate’s blowing went more sensual, and he began to stroke his own dick as he pleasured his master.

Charizard burst out laughing. “Damn! This is fucking nuts...! Oh! Guess what, I changed my mind. You’re straight again and deep inside you hate what I’m doing to you!”

“...As you wish, master.” Mate’s eagerness turned into hesitation and his dick went limp once again.

“Holy shit, this is for real! Wait, from now on you’re so freaking gay that you love me and everything!”

Mate stopped blowing Charizard’s dick and jumped at Charizard's embrace with tears of joy.

“I love you so much, master! I fell in love with you the moment I first met you!”

Charizard blushed. “Ok, this is a bit too freaky...”

A wild Pelipper who had appeared in the sky and saw the whole thing yelled: “Gaaaaaaay!”

“Aw, shut up! You piece of shit!” Charizard yelled back at the heckler.

Suddenly, the Pelipper began to feel sweaty... Wait, he wasn’t sweating, he was melting! His white and blue wings were turning into chocolate brown.

“What the fuck is happening?! I’m turning into... chocolate?”

But the flying-type pokemon wasn’t turning into chocolate.

“Holy fuck!” Charizard screamed. “He’s turning into a literal piece of shit!”

“I’m turning into a WHAT?!!” Pelipper’s expression twisted into despair seconds before the entire bird transformed itself into a flying turd.

But it didn’t fly for much longer. The piece of shit fell from the sky and impacted against the ground with a *SPLAT*.

“Fuck!” Charizard ran towards the splattered mess. His slave ran behind him just in case his master needed his assistance. “So yucky!” He touched the scat with the tip of his claw. “I wonder if he could still feel that impact... I sure hope so, because that was hilarious!”

“If you find it enjoyable, you can turn me into a piece of shit too, master!” Mate offered.

But Charizard didn’t want more shit staining his nest. Yet, Mate’s words made him realize something: the celestial messenger thingy had indeed given him the power of making anything come true just by saying it.

Holy fuck... Charizard could really take over the world with this power! He could wish for anything he wanted! His life was going to be extraordinary from now on!

...But he couldn’t think straight with his huge boner. He felt like he was about to cum since he himself had said that he was about to cum a few minutes earlier... Wait, does it mean anything he says can change him too?

He’d better jack off, he’d think of the best way to use his gift later.

“Master, I’m so obsessed with you, I could do anything for...”

“You won’t speak until I tell you to, slave! Don’t you see I’m trying to jack off?”

Mate kept quiet. He had no choice but to stay silent until his powerful master said otherwise. Even so, he still stared straight at his master with a huge amount of drool coming out from his mouth from a distance. It made Charizard feel a bit uneasy. Charizard had in fact always been a very perverted gay pokemon but there was no way he could possibly actually love someone. It wasn’t his style.

Charizard began to jack off his humongous dick as he thought about all the ways he could use his power. He could become the king of the world. Hell, he was sure he could kick Arceus’ own butt if he wanted to. He could make every single living thing his servant like he had done with Mate. The entire world was his playground, he could change anything as he could see fit!

“Oh, god, I’m about to have the biggest orgasm of my life...” Charizard said aloud without thinking and his entire body felt an explosion of pleasure begin to build up. “OH, GOD!!!” His balls swelled, getting ready for literally the biggest explosion of cum Charizard had ever experienced. “YES! OH DAMN! I WANNA FEEL IT! IT’S COMING! I WANT MY BALLS EVEN LARGER! THEY’LL GET LARGER! FUCK!” His balls filled even more. “BIGGER! BIGGEEEEER!!!!!!”

Charizard’s balls were larger than his own belly already. “THAT’S RIGHT! I’LL BE THE ULTIMATE SPERM FACTORY!” His scrotum felt like it was about to burst. “FUCK! THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO BE! THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO EXPERIENCE! I WANT TO FEEL LIKE THIS FOR FOREVER AND EVER... I’LL BE THE BALLSIEST CHARIZARD EVER! MORE BALLSY THAN ANY CHARIZARD!”

...

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...

It was around then that Charizard realized something was wrong. He felt like he was about to orgasm but... The orgasm never happened. He was so close but zero, zilch, nada.

He looked down and saw the source of the problem. His balls were astronomically large but his penis... His penis was gone!

“...WHAT?!”

Of course, what had happened was that his words had become reality. He wanted to experience this feeling forever and ever, so his words had deprived him of his cock and subsequent release.

He felt so angry he began cursing everything Arceus had laid on Earth. He tried to stand up but his balls were too big and heavy. Worse of all, his entire body was shaking, about to erupt in a great orgasm... that would never come.

His situation was oddly pleasurable yet frustrating as hell.

Charizard was thinking about what to say to solve his situation, but just then his balls began to grow again... but in a different manner than before.

They weren’t simply expanding... They were absorbing the rest of his body!

“WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS ISN’T WHAT I...!!!”

His own words had sealed his fate. He stated that he would be more ballsy than any Charizard. In a sadistic twist, this meant that he would be more testicle than pokemon.

“THIS CAN’T BE!!!”

He could feel his scrotum taking over his entire Charizard body, consuming his limbs, tails, wings and finally, head. Every organ of his body was becoming one. Even his two balls were becoming one giant, single testicle.

He couldn’t be a giant living testicle! That’s what he thought over and over as he became a single organ.

At this point, the only thing that protruded from the giant orange and yellow testicle was half of the Charizard’s face.

He thought fast. He still had the gift. As long as he could mutter words, the world would bend to his own will. He could still get out of this!

“I...” His mouth tried to say. “WILL...” Just a little more and he could save himself! “KEEP...” It was too much. He could feel himself becoming a huge sperm incubator about to erupt with no chance of release. “MY...” Just... A... Tiny... Bit... More! “...LIPS.”

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...

Mate could feel his master had finished jacking off. The eerie silence was a big giveaway. The slave, who wouldn’t ever speak until his master explicitly told him to, returned to the nest in silence.

The enslaved charizard gave out a silent gasp when he saw what his master had become. Where his master and lover should have stood, there was only a big orange and yellow ball.

It was oval-shaped, like a big egg or testicle. But it was shaking a bit. Mate came closer and put his ear on the ball. He could sense lots of sperm trying to come out from their prison in a big explosion of cum. But that wouldn’t ever happen because there wasn’t a cock they could escape from.

There was no doubt about it, that thing smelled like Master. He had to take care of it so it wouldn’t get damaged.

Charizard could feel it. He had become a big testicle. He was aware of his surroundings but his mind was clouded with the need to cum his insides out. Time seemed to flow ever so slowly. He knew he was fucked but couldn’t think clearly.

Mate noticed a small hole on the other side of the big Charizard-testicle. He touched it with curiosity and smelled it.

That made Charizard realize his last words haven’t been in vain! He still had lips! He could just wish himself out of this situation! Then get revenge on the world! He was going to rock out the world again!

Grateful that he still conserved the only thing that would get him out of this situation, Charizard opened his hole very wide and tried to speak to the world...

*Poot*