Approach the snorlax and pregnant bear

You go past the jackalope and the pokemon to the pregnant bear laying back against the snorlax on her phone. She ignores you. She is a green furred bear wearing a two piece golden colored shiny bathing suit. Her fuzzy belly is several months showing and is firmly round. You see the snorlax is laying on its back sleeping. They are both underneath the longer tarp to shelter both of them. You are standing there for some time before she laughs at whatever is on her phone as you are there for longer she glances up at you and back at her phone clearly phubbing you. The snorlax eventually shifts and scratches its pale cream tummy and shifts towards you before settling down in the sand. The bear stands up and sits down on her towel, regaining her position laying up agaisnt her former back rest of the side of the snorlax. You see her belly move after she settles down with a slight protrustion of a small paw forming but then vanishing.

Do you:

Say, "Excuse me, ma'am. Where am I?"
Ask, "How far along are you?"
Back away from the situation
Move up to the snorlax, ignoring the bear