It was a peaceful day in Windy, and a certain grey squirrel named Rodent was just minding his own business at home. He wore glasses and he had a high pitched voice despite being male. Rodent was also quite feminine in his appearance, but he doesn't care. He's usually soft spoken and very quiet and right now, he was just relaxing. He had met Conker a few times, the two were usually close during their childhoods.
But as they grew older, they just... stopped. It's not that Rodent hated Conker, far from it! Something must have happened in his life that caused them to split apart. They usually have short exchanged before parting, which is a stark contrast where they would chat about everything and nothing.
So, where did it all go wrong? But there was no use thinking about that. Things couldn't stay the way they were forever. That's just how life is. Suddenly, he heard a knock on his door. That's odd. He rarely gets any visitors. He walks over towards his door.
"This better not be another Jehovah's witness, or I swear..." Rodent grumbled to himself, he opened the door and he was met with a rather familiar red furred squirrel in a blue hoodie. "... Conker??? Wh-what are you doing here?"
Conker gave his old friend a small smile, but there was something in his eyes that said the opposite. He seemed... sad, for some reason.
"Uh, uhm... hey Rodent. Can I, uh... come in?" Conker says, there was strain on his voice, as if he was trying to keep himself together.
Surprised, Rodent let Conker inside and shut the door behind him. And for once, when he saw him, he was completely sober. He couldn't even smell the alcohol or anything. The two sat on the sofa as he saw for the first time that Conker seemed... nervous, fidgety.
"Conker, why are you here? Not that I mind your company, it's just..." Rodent says before Conker gave a humorless chuckle.
"I rarely see ya? Yeah. I know. Uhm... I've been dealing with... some serious shit, dude." The red squirrel said, lowering his eyes.
"How... serious are we talking here? What happened? I thought you were with Berri?" At the mention of his girlfriend's name, Rodent noticed that Conker stiffened at that and his eyes twitched, almost like he was about to cry.
"Uhhhhh... yeah. About that... me and Berri... are... uhm... w-we... we're..." Conker tried to finish his sentence, but his body began shaking and his voice was wavering. Rodent had never seen him like this in... well, ever!
"Conker...?" Rodent said softly, moving closer to the other male, until the dam burst.
Tear ran down Conker's cheeks as he started to cry, he buried his face into his hands, startling Rodent.
"We broke up, okay?! We're done!!" He shouted, not caring if he was viewed as some pussy anymore. What did it matter anyways? Nothing in his life went right!
"W-what? B-but why?? What happened?" Rodent asked in utter confusion, while also trying to figure how the hell to comfort the sobbing red furred squirrel.
"I kept brushing her off, took her for granted, constantly get pissed drunk...! I come up with excuse after excuse until she snapped. She told me to get lost!" Conker explained, he raises his head and gave a sniff, he truly looked heartbroken. "The worst part of it is... she's totally right. I'm a fuckup!"
"Now, hold on...!" Rodent went to say before Conker continued.
"Rodent... I don't have a job, I can't earn cash, I use whatever I have to get absolutely smashed... Face it, I'm a God damn loser! I burned every bridge because I'm an adult and shit... heh. My mum would be so ashamed of me if she were alive..." The depressed squirrel said in self pity, bitterness in his voice. "I even brushed you off and insult you... all the time. You should hate me."
Rodent didn't know what to say. One, Conker and Berri broke up, as she had enough of his bullshit. Two, his life wasn't all sunshine and rainbows as he thought, and finally three... It seemed he was actually some poor choices in his life. Including burying their relationship.
"God... I'm sorry, Rodent. I'm just... being a stupid, whiny bitch. I'll get outta your hair now. You... you don't deserve a piece of crap like me. I'm not worth it." Conker says, his voice filled with despair as he just... gives up.
Rodent was afraid of what his friend might do if left alone to his own devices. And after all of that, he was just gonna let him go? Oh, hell no! Just as Conker was getting up, Rodent pushed him back down, making the squirrel surprised.
Rodent also noticed. Conker himself was quite feminine in appearance as well. But first, he has to focus. He has to make the other squirrel feel better. Even if he does look friggin' cute~
"Listen to me, Conker." Rodent said sternly. "You're not a fuckup. Far from it! You've been through hell and back, and look at you! You're still kicking after every time you've been pushed down! So don't feel like you're nothing and do something drastic; you're probably the one person I look up to more than anyone else!"
Needless to say, Conker was stunned at Rodent's words. An awkward silence hung in the air for about a minute or two before Conker finally said something. "R-Rodent, you really… think that?"
Rodent sighed and nodded. "I do! You're my friend, Conker. I'm with you until the end."
"Shucks, I… Thanks." Conker replied. Still somewhat surprised that Rodent still liked him even after all he did.
"Anytime, man." Said Rodent as he allows Conker to stand back up. "Say, uh… Can I ask you something?"
"Hm? Yeah, sure." Conker replied. Curious as what Rodent was about to ask him.
"So... hypothetically speaking. Do you have any other interests besides women and... you-know-who?" Rodent asked him.
Conker was silent for a moment as he thought about it. Did he swing that way? He wasn't really sure. He was too busy being a dumbass to actually pay attention. Rodent worried that he might have said something wrong tried to correct himself.
"I-I mean... it was just a hypothetical question-" He went on to say before Conker interrupted him.
"I dunno. I mean... I think... so? I don't know, Rodent. Everything's all messed up." The red furred squirrel sighs and leans back.
"Okay... how about another question? What are you gonna do now? You can't exactly stay with... her, anymore. So..." The grey squirrel said.
That raised a good point. Conker could just go back home. But that would be lonely, and he REALLY didn't wanna go home after this. Plus, Rodent was so kind after all the bullshit too. Wait, was Rodent always this cute? Realizing he was staring a bit longer at his friend he blushes a bit.
"O-oh! Right. I don't really wanna go home. I mean... uh... can... can I... stay?" He hated how awkward he was. He really sucks at these situations.
Rodent blushes, but smiled nonetheless. "Yeah, sure!" He replied. Hopefully, he'd have a better life with him than with Berri.
[A FEW DAYS LATER…]
Time had passed since Conker moved in with Rodent. During that time, the red-furred squirrel had really turned his life around! He quit drinking, got his shit together, and he seemed to forget about the incident with Berri.
When evening came around, Rodent walked into his home. Pizza in hand for dinner. "Conker, I'm back!" He called.
Strangely enough, Conker didn't respond. After setting the pizza down on a nearby table, Rodent decided to go to the guest bedroom where Conker was staying. As he crept up the stairs, he could've sworn he heard someone moaning. Was it Conker? Was he hurt?
As he got closer to the bedroom door, he heard the moans getting louder. Rodent quietly cracked the door open to see what was going on. Only to grow wide-eyed.
Conker was on the bed fully naked and masturbating! Moaning as he did so. Why was he doing this? When did he start? And more importantly, who was he thinking of? It couldn't be Berri, so who could it be?
Rodent soon got his answer when he heard Conker moan again. "A-Aah! Rodent~ You're ass is- Mmf! So tight! It feels so fucking good~"
Rodent went wide-eyed again. Conker was thinking about… Him?
"Even after I treated you like shit, you- Ah! Still cared for me! Mm… God, I love you so fucking much~"
Rodent couldn't hide the deepest blush he has right now. Conker was thinking about him of all people? Of course, there were some moments that the red squirrel put himself down. But seeing this and hearing him... God, this was quite the sight.
He silently watched as Conker moved his hips as he stroked himself off, as if he was actually fucking Rodent for real. His panting and moaning could still be heard.
"A-aah! Hahh...! R-Rodent...! Oh, fuck...! I'm gonna cum! I'm...! AAHHH!!!~" Conker gave out a loud moan, sparying his load all over his chest and sighs, thinking that he was still alone in the house.
'Holy shit... He... he really... and thinking of me...?' Rodent thought, he knew what he had to do to make him truly happy. He quietly closes the door and knocks on it, acting like he just got home.
"Conker? I'm back! I brought stuff back home!" He called out, and heard the other squirrel gasp and could just imagine him quickly fixing himself up.
"O-okay! I'll be right there!" Conker called out, going to the bathroom to clean himself up before getting dressed.
Of course, Rodent wouldn't call him out on it right away. Part of it was the lust talking and just give Conker what he needs. But over time... he actually came to love him. Faults and all. This would work.
"Conker? You okay in there?" He asked in a teasing tone.
"G-Give me a minute!" He heard Conker panic as he scrambled to dress himself quicker.
Once he was finished, Conker ran to the door and quickly opened it. "S-Sorry about the wait. I was- MMMH?!"
Conker was cut off by Rodent kissing him right on the lips. What was he doing?? Wait, did he know he was jerking it to him? He must've come home earlier than he thought. Conker's original plan was to push Rodent away, but… This kiss actually felt good~
Slowly, Conker began kissing back. The two of them using their tongues to escalate it even further. When they parted for air, they looked at each other with lustful expressions.
"Hey there, cutie~" Rodent greeted sensually.
Conker's cheeks blushed a deep red, he didn't know how to react. So many things happened at once. One, Rodent heard and probably saw everything, two, he was kissed, and three... it felt strangely good~
"... H-h-hi..." He stuttered. God damn it! Why does he just clam up whenever these things happen?! How was Rodent smoother than he was?!
"I came home and got some food and stuff. I came to check up on you and... My, my, Conker... Thinking of me?~" Rodent teased him and giggles.
Conker was thankful he didn't weird him out or anything. But he still felt embarrassed.
"I couldn't help it. You're so nice to me and... F-fuck. It was amazing. U-uh, the kiss I mean." Conker says and gives a wink and a smile. "I-I wouldn't mind another."
The grey squirrel chuckles and kisses him again. This time, fully embracing their new relationship. After they were done, they quickly ate and Rodent had another on making Conker feel happy. Rodent pulled his friend into a hug and kissed him again, it was brief but the red furred squirrel enjoyed it all the same. If his swishing tail was any indication.
"I want to make you so happy, Conker. If Berri say you now... she'd kick herself. Her loss." Rodent joked, and Conker couldn't help but join in laughing. He had come a long way, didn't he?
"Heheh! Hoo, that's a good one." Conker sighed. "So, I hope you don't find this weird but…"
"Yes, Conker?" Asked Rodent. Knowing good and well what he was about to ask.
"You wanna, y'know, 'do it'?" Conker asked while blushing.
Rodent smiled lewdly. "Thought you'd never ask~" He breathed before the two walked to Rodent's room. When they arrived, the two turned to each other and began making out again.
During the kiss, Conker rubbed his hand against the bulge in Rodent's pants. Judging by the size, he must be pretty damn big~
The two broke away for air before Rodent slid down his pants. Revealing his erect dick. It was confirmed: He was, in fact, well-endowed. Conker was gonna enjoy this~
Conker got down on his knees and grabbed the erection with both hands. It felt so big!
"God damn... you're packing a monster, Rodent!~ I'm gonna do my best." He says and gives the tip a kiss, before opening his mouth and began sucking him off. Rodent gave out a moan as he watched Conker slowly bobbing his head.
"Oohhh... Oh, God... C-Conker...! I bet you wanted this for a while!" The grey furred squirrel asked him, which confirmed with Conker smiling and blushing.
Down below in his shorts, Conker was also getting turned on. Never before did he think about doing this. But thinking back on it... past him was an idiot. This is what he wanted. Conker was gonna give his friend the best time of his life~
The red furred feminine squirrel went deeper gagging a little as tears appeared in his eyes.
"Mmhg... C-Conker,.. ahh... y-you don't have to push your-oooh!~ O-oh, f-fuck...~" He stopped as he gave out a low moan, feeling Conker's tongue swirling around his length.
Conker bobbed his head faster and faster. Giving more pleasure to Rodent. Eventually, Rodent rested a head on the back of Conker's head as he made his announcement.
"C-Conker, I'm cumming!" He moaned loudly. At that, Conker deep throated Rodent's cock as he let loose.
"MMMGHL!" Conker groaned and gagged as he tasted Rodent's cum. As expected, it tasted incredible! Better than any booze he drank in his life~
When Rodent was finished, Conker pulled away and coughed a few times, but looked up at him and smiled nonetheless. "That was… Hah… Good~" He panted.
"Glad you liked that, Conker~" Rodent breathed before helping his newfound lover up. It was then he noticed the bulge in Conker's pants  it seems that he was turned on by sucking his dick, wasn't he?
Rodent whispered into Conker's ear. "Let me stick in in you~"
Conker shuddered in excitement at this. "Do it~" He said before getting onto the bed on his hands and knees. Shaking his ass in Rodent's direction.
Rodent took off Conker's shorts and tossed them aside. He saw the other male's plump ass now free, also exposing his balls and penis. His anus just begging for something inside. Rodent grabbed his new lover's waist and gently shoved his cock inside, both males moaning.
"Nngha!~ F-fuck... s-so thick...!~" Conker groans, blushing. That beast of a cock, in his opinion, was finally inside him~
Rodent wasted no time and began bucking his hips, the sounds of balls slapping and Conker's ass jiggling could be heard inside the room. He leans over to the moaning red furred femboy.
"Mmm... does my cock feel good, Conker? You have a lovely fat ass~" He whispered with lust, sending shivers down Conker's spine. Was Rodent always like this? If so... he was kinda hot~
"A-aahh...! I-I can take it... Please... it feels so fucking good... Oh God...~" Conker moans back, not caring how he sounded like.
"You sure?" Rodent asked him, to which he received a nod. Well, if this is what Conker wanted. Who was he to deny what his lover wanted?
He pinned him down on the bed and increases his speed. Conker gripped the sheets tightly and was moaning like he was in heat.
"Aah! Haah! So fucking good~ Fuck me right there!" Conker moaned and groaned as he felt the onslaught of thrusts into his tight ass.
"Glad you- Mmf! L-Like it!" Rodent groaned back. "You mean… Here?!"
Rodent thrusted deeper and deeper into the femboy squirrel's ass. His cock even hitting his prostate a couple of times. Of course, it didn't hurt Conker. It added to the ever-growing pleasure, if anything!
"Aaaahn!" Conker moaned. "Fuck yes! Oh fuck, I'm cumming!"
Conker came onto the bedsheets. Seeing this sent Rodent over the edge as he gave a few more hard thrusts before cumming into Conker's tight asshole. The two of them screaming as it all happened.
Once finished, Rodent pulled out and stained Conker's bubble butt with the rest of his cum. The the two flopped down next to each other and looked at one another lustfully.
"Hah… That was… Hah… Wonderful~" Conker panted.
"I agree~" Rodent sighed. "Say, I've got an idea~"
Hm? Another idea from Rodent? What could it be? Whatever it was, Conker was ready for it!
"Since you liked that so much, and since I know your little secret..." Rodent says and saw Conker blushing again from his little masturbation session earlier. "How about you do it to me?"
Conker blinked at that, but smiles lewdly. Oh, he was gonna enjoy this~ He also noticed that Rodent was quite feminine looking, especially his own bubble butt. He'd be stupid to pass this up!
"Oh, hell yeah~" Conker quickly liked the sound of that idea. Rodent smirks and got himself ready, he lies down on the bed and spreads his legs, exposing his twitching hole.
"Go on and fuck me, Conker~ I have something else planned that'll seal our new relationship~ I have some... clothes as well." It was no surprise that Rodent also had some feminine and revealing clothing.
The very idea sounded so hot to the red furred squirrel. He positions his cock at Rodent's entrance and shoved inside, both femboys moaning and starting all over.
"Oooogh! Fuck yes~" Rodent moaned.
"Mmgh! Take it, Rodent! Take it!" Conker groaned.
And take it he did. For the rest of the night, and every night since for that matter, Conker and Rodent became lovers. Their lives were filled with cocks, cum, and all sorts of fetishes. Surly nothing could be better~
Conker was glad to have confided in Rodent, and frankly, he didn't care about Berri anymore. Where she was now, he had no clue. But did it really matter? Obviously not!
Rodent's eye turned to hearts as Conker continued to fuck him. This was a good life; a good life indeed~
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