POKEMON MAYHEM 
				EPISODE 3

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And blah blah and all that other legal stuff.   So I will stop talking so you can get to the story, hell you probable already past this part. 
Good for you on with the FUCKIN' STORY!

(Well this is the third and hopefully not last episode. I'm having fun writing this but, I was not the one who came up with all this episode I was the one who wrote the first episode but 2,3 I have had help from one of my good friends. If this story seems insane well yeah that the whole point my friends and I are both insane.) 

Ok the guest stars are: People from DS9. Now you're probably asking what is it with me and star trek. I like star trek but I crossing star trek with Pokemon and making my own story. Well I talking too much so lets get back to the show shall we. Today's guest star's: Sisco, Earl, The Voice of Reason which will be know as V.O.R., M.M., Bones, and Sulu.

Director: Is everyone here?

All: Yeah.

Director: Ok well lets get started.

Well we're back this was suppose to be the last and final episode but I decided that I’m   going to have a few more. Ok well last we left the digi-destine and digimon, Ash, Misty, Tracy, Gary, Ash's mom, the crew of T.N.G., and Brock They were all dead. Of course that doesn't stop us we have are little device to bring them back to life HAHAHA. Ohh wait its still broken well I guess well have to end it here sorry about this.

M.M.: Fuck that I want to kill Ash some more.

M.M. Pulls out a chile cheese dog.

Director: How the fuck is that going to help us.

M.M.: Hell this is my lunch. 

M.M. Pulls out the script and write that everyone is alive and that everyone on the set is now aboard the DS9.

Director: How the fuck did you do that?

M.M: Ohh I just wrote them back in the script.

Director: I wish someone would have told me that you could do that.

M.M.:  You call yourself a Director. HAHAHAHA.

So we are now abroad the space station DS9 of course when every one was being written back in the script M.M. Fuck up Spock. Spock is now a zombie and instead of saying brains he say illogical. This is going to make Kirk mad.

Kirk: God damn you M.M. Not only do I have to kill Spock again I have to kill him while his a Zombie. Hey were the fuck am I anyway this isn't my ship.

Zombie Spock: (Zombie voice) Illogical.

Kirk: God Damn it why the fuck can't you stay dead. Bones do something.

Bones: Damn it Jim I’m a doctor not a priest. I do have a flame-thrower though.

Bones take his flame-thrower and torches Zombie Spock.

Zombie Spock:(Running down the corridor) Ill.....og.....ic....allll

Ash: Mmmmmm.... Something Smells good.

Ash see zombie Spock on fire running right past him to the air lock.

Ash:(feeling ill) Uhhh..... I think I just lost my appetite. *Barfs*

Zombie Spock opens up the air lock and is sucked out into space with Sulu. The air lock shuts and then Earl comes out of nowhere and is riding around DS9. The people aboard the station are jumping and dodging Earl the best they can. Earl is getting mad at this.

Earl: Damn you people stop jumping out of the way. No don't go that way, this way. No over here you Assholes.

Earl then gives up trying to run people over so he start throwing grenades which are being supplied by M.M. Earl is also using his Machine gun on is Harley. The body count is so high because of Earl and M.M. That the counter keeping track of the dead bodies broke.

Broken Counter: Help me.

Demo steps in and shoots the counter with his glock and put it out of its misery. Then Demo is gone.

Brock: Ok I getting pissed if people don't start adding me in I’m going to leave.

Just then Joy and Jenny appear naked next to Brock. Brock is then undressed by Joy and Jenny and they start by giving Brock a blowjob.

Brock: Ohhh yeah that feels good. I well never complain again.
 
M.M. Is enjoying watch all the violence that Earl is causing. The Jenny goes over to M.M. and is kissing him.

M.M: I see what Brock mean.

M.M. Walk into a different room with Jenny. M.M. puts a sign on the door reads, "Do not disturb". Just then M.M. comes out of the room and pulls out Data's head and a M-16.

M.M: I forgot to do something I skip one of my parts in the script.

M.M. Throws Data's Head to Tracy and Gary. Tracy catches Data's head.
  
Tracy and Gary: What the HELL!!!

Data: This is going to hurt.

Data's head explodes and kills both Tracy and Gary.

M.M: Ok I think I should get back to Jenny. (runs back to the room)

M.M: I hope I don't have to see those pricks anymore.

Jenny: Shut up and fuck me.

M.M: Yes ma'am.

All of the sudden someone is banging on one of the windows of the DS9.

Zombie Spock:(muffled) Illogical.

Kirk: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just then a laser from the station hit Spock killing him for good (maybe).  The people rejoiced.

People: yeah.

Scene: The Bridge

Sisco: When will the madness stop!!!

O'Brian... wait never mind he's still dead.

Sisco: O'mighty oracles please help me in this time of chaos.

Oracles: Shut the fuck up you’re on your own. Were on VACATION!

Now enter the Voice of Reason. 

V.O.R.: Okay, here what you need to do: You take all the people worth saving; put them on escape pods, and LEAVE!

Sisco: But.....

V.O.R.: GET IN THE ESCAPE PODS AND LEAVE!!!!!

Sisco: But.....

V.O.R. ESCAPE PODS!!!!! LEAVE!!!!

Sisco: But....

V.O.R. Points at Sisco and then points in the direction of the escape pods.

Sisco: But...... 

This basically goes on for about 15 minutes then the Voice of Reason knocks Sisco out and drags him to the shuttle and goes looking for the other crewmember of DS9.

Earl is throwing grenades and shooting people. M.M. comes out of the room and looks at the chaos around him. M.M. decides to join in the fun he pulls a  grenade off his trench coat. He throws the grenade and kills Ash, Dilia and Joy.

M.M: AWWW FUCK!!!

Brock gets up and is pissed off.

Brock: DDIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Brock gets in a tank and is now chasing after M.M. around DS9. Earl brings Dilia back to life.

Dilia: God save us all.

Earl: I'm not god, but I’ll see what I can do.

Dilia: My Hero

Dilia leaps in Earl's arms and then go in to a room and then M.M. walks over and locks it.

M.M: I'm sure they don't want to be disturbed.

M.M. remembers he's being chased by Brock in a tank. So he tells the computer to show a porno with the best women ever. The computer puts it on every view screen of DS9. The Porno Stops Brock Instantly. 

M.M: Wooo that was close. That's the last time I do that.

Brock: Oooo Tits.

Brock walks in a room and is locked away for being insane.

M.M: Boy the station is sure wrecked, well I’m not fixing it. Are you Earl?

Earl's voice: Hell *puff* No *puff*.

M.M: Ohh... Brock left his tank behi... what a second that's my tank.

So M.M. gets in the tank and run though the door of the room Brock is in.

M.M: DIE BITCH!! YOU STOLE MY TANK!!

Brock is in the room jerking off to the porn and is now trying to run for his life from M.M.

Brock: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! SAVE ME!!

Then M.M. fires with the tanks weapons and kills Brock and Breeches the hall as well. The emergency force fields kick in and seal the Hall breach.

M.M.: The ship has enough power for force field. HAHAHAHA.

Then Jesus come out of no where and starts to talk.

Jesus: Please everyone stop this insanity.

Jesus sees no one is listen push the self-destruct button and takes all the innocent people off the station to earth. The people left on the station all die. Naah lets do the happy ending.

Jesus: Everyone please stop.

Everyone: Okay Jesus, Whatever you say.

DS9 was repaired, Ash's house was fixed, and everyone was alive and living in peace. 

M.M: NOOOO!!!! I WILL NOT LET IT END THIS WAY!!

M.M. kills the annoying jigglypuff by shoving a grenade down his throat, Pulls out a M-16 and kills Tracy and Gary, and blow up DS9. Then the Enterprize killing everyone on it except the original cast. (if that make no since then here's what I meant all the non-imported people are now dead)

M.M: Okay, we can now live in peace and they can live in pieces.

Director: OKay and cut. Great job everyone I know I told you I said that it would end with this episode but I’ve decided to make a few more.

Everyone except Earl and M.M: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Earl and M.M. YYYYAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!

Director: Well at least someone likes my idea. Well the people who don't are now doomed to the pit of death until the next episode.

Everyone except Earl and M.M: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!

Director: Well that's a rap see you next show Earl.

Earl: Okay, ohh, could you spare me an advance in my pay.  I'm low on gas.

Director: WHAT!! WHEN THE HELL DID I START PAYING PEOPLE!!!!!! Fine...(mumbles under his breath) Bastard!!!

The director hand Earl a 20$ bill. Earl and the Director leave the studio together.

In pit of death:

Cast: WEEEEE QQQQUUUUIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! NNNNNOOOOO MMMMOOOOORRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!

The End 

Well that concludes another Pokemon Mayhem. If you like my stories you can leave me feedback I would love to hear what you think I do have a web page but it's getting scraped and rebuilt I mean that an old Web page. So I’m going to make another one and my stories will be posted I will keep these stories going as long as possible but my friends are not always around. So I try to get the next one up as soon ASAP.

Note: The website above no longer excist anymore, it went though many changes even to the point of me using to posting images from the agnph when it was first taken down. It also hosted a webcomic that i was doing at the time, but it never panned out to well and like a lot of older stuff was lost over time. In fact i'm supprised the stories are still around on a backup hard drive, let's see how long i can manage that :P