Pokemon Mayhem
				Episode 2

Well here is the next part of my randomness of writings. I still can't believe how many of these my friends and I wrote of these storys. Though at this point are they really storys, I'll let you be the judge. :P Enjoy! 

You must be 18 or older to read this. Blah Blah pokemon belongs to Nintendo
And blah blah and all that other legal stuff.   So I will stop talking so you
Can get to the story hell you probable already past this part. Good for
On With the FUCKIN' STORY

Hey were back with the second episode of Pokemon Mayhem. Ok we lost most of the cast in the last episode, well now your probably wondering how the fuckin' hell were going to have the show if everyone but Brock is dead well I'll tell you I just going to use this device I have and bring them back to life. Now we can have our show.  Guest stars: The bridge crew of Star Trek: T.N.G., Kirk, Spock, Earl, Cast of Digimon, And of course the people from Pokemon.  Now let's start the show.

Director: Quiet on the set. Action!

We last left Ash, Misty and Pikachu lying dead on the floor in Ash's house. Gary was dead I don't give a fuck. Tracy died on the way to Prof. Oaks and the people rejoiced. The Enterprize was blown to pieces (opps). Ash's Mom comes in the house to find Ash, Misty and Pikachu dead. She drops her bag of groceries and Dies. Then a light fills the house as Kirk and Spock materialize out of nowhere. They see that there are 2 dead bodies, a body of a creature of some sort, and a lady whom seem to have "fainted". Spock turn's to Kirk and says...

Spock: Captain it is illogical for us to be in this scene.

Kirk: That's it Spock... I told you a thousand times not to say that, now you’re fuckin' dead.

Out of nowhere Kirk pulls out a giant phaser rifle and points it at Spock.

Spock: But Captain that is... (cut off)

Kirk incinerates Spock with the phaser rifle. 

Kirk: Damn Pointy-Eared Bastard! 

Director: Ok, lets take a break.

Director: Someone get this mess cleaned up. We'll continue in 5 minutes.

The cast is over at the snack table eating donuts and drinking soda (Why donuts). Then Ash is walking to his trailer when someone bumps into something. Ash fell on his ass.

Ash: Hey watch were you going you Bitch!

Misty: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??!!
Ash looks up to see who he ran into and sees Misty.

Ash: Awww FUCK!!!!

Ash quick to his feet runs like there's no tomorrow and is heading for his trailer. Misty is chasing after him with a giant metal mallet. She catches up with Ash beating the shit out of him.

Director: GOD DAMN YOU MISTY!!! YOU KILLED ASH AND I DON'T HAV.....

Director: Never mind I just bring him back to life.

Ash is now alive, with a blank expression on his face.

Ash:*Blinks* WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!!!!

Director: You died that's all.

Ash: Ohh I just died I thought I was something ser... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!!!!

Director: Well breaks over, Ohh yeah please don't try to kill people on these breaks.

Earl: Why not?

Director: Oh Earl it you well I mean the cast not us.

Earl: Cool.

Earl pulls out a RL and shoots Ash then turns to Tracy and then Team Rocket. Then Earl rides off the set and leaves.

Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again! *-*

The Director Pulls out the devices and brings Ash back to life, but leave Tracy how he is.

Director: That goes double for you two. Got it or you'll go to the pit of death.

Misty and Ash: AAHHHHH!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!

Director: Ok, but try to be good. (Boy like that will ever happen)

Ash and Misty: We'll be good.

Ash and Misty are hitting each other and then a Ref comes out. Misty pins Ash the Ref counts to three and runs off Saying PORNO. Brock is chasing after him asking for the porno.

Director: That was weird.

Director: Everyone back on the se...AAAAHHHHH!!!

A man on a Harley runs right though a window and lands right on the Director.

Director: Uhhhh.... GET THE FUCK OFF ME EARL!!!!

Earl: Sorry. I was hoping everyone was still on their break. Guess my timings off.

Director:(Clearing throat) Ok everyone on the set!

Director: Ok camera on Kirk and ACTION!

Kirk pulls out his Med. tricorder

Director: CUT! Its a Communicator, not a Fuckin' med. Tricorder.

Crusher: YOU STOLE MY MED. TRICORTOR I'LL KILL YOU.

Crusher picks up Kirk and tosses him in a pit.

Director: Hey I’m trying to shoot a film here. *Director pulls out a cage and put Crusher in it.*  

Director: Ok from the top AND ACTION!

Then Kirk pulls out his communicator. 

Kirk: Scotty one to beam up.

Kirk is surrounded by a light and was gone.

Brock: That was really.... Disturbing. 

The scene switches to the Bridge of the new Enterprize.

Scene: Enterprize Bridge

The crew of the Enterprize just dropped out of warp and they pick up a planet on there sensors. They put it on their view screen and it looks remarkable like Earth.

Picard: Where are we? Data what planet is that?

Ricker: I think that's Bob Sir.

Picard: Bob you sure? Data?

Data: ....................(Crickets Chirping)

Picard: Data?

Picard looks over at Data to see his head is missing.

Pikachu: Hello. I'm back.

Worf: AAAHHH its came to get its revenge.

Picard: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Picard sees a Mysteries looking man wearing a trench coat, black shirt, and black jeans.  On the trench coat are grenades, c4, TNT, and other explosives. The mysteries man is tinkering around with Data's head, making it into a giant bomb.

M.M.: Thanks for the head BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Then the eight digi-destined walk off one of the turbo lifts whistling the digimon theme song. Then M.M. shoots Worf with a grenade launcher and walks up to his panel pushing 
buttons, and teleports off the ship and fires photon torpedo at Ash's house. Then a strange looking individual comes in on a Harley Davidson, wearing blue jeans, cowboy boots, and a flak jacket over a white t-shirt also wearing a cowboy hat. There are two machine gun on the handles of the Harley. The strange individual is coming out of Picard’s waiting room singing the Transformer theme.

Picord: WHAT THE FUCK! 

Earl: *Robot in disguise* 

Earl: Man I’m bored.

Earl shoots everyone on the bridge. Throws a grenade at the digi-destine killing them all and their digimon. Then Earl Goes over to the replicater and gets a soda then starts firing phasers and torpedoes at nothing in particular and set his soda down on the big red button activating the self-destruct.

Earl: Opps.

Earl then hops on his Harley and get in the turbo lift and to the transporter room and transports off the ship in front of what used to be Ash's house. He sees a guy on the ground laughing like crazy.

Earl: Damn I forgot my soda.

Just then pieces of the Enterprize start raining down around Earl and M.M.

Earl: Man the weather is getting worse these days.

Then Earl yawns and as he put his arms in the air to stretch he catches something in his hand.

Earl: Never mind there's my soda.

The can is a little burnt but still intact. Earl rides off into the sunset shooting and hitting people with his Harley. Then M.M. Brings Ash back to the life and then blows Ash up with a grenade. 

M.M.: Boy this is the worst homecoming ever.

Director: Huh I wonder where some of those torpedoes went Earl fired?

Scene: Whitehouse

President we're on in 5,4,3,2,1.

President: My fellow Americ....

Torpedo hit the Whitehouse

Director: Ohh there's one, we'll find the others later.

Director: Well that's a rap.

Brock: WHAT!!!!!!

Brock: What the fuckin' hell I only got one fuckin' line in this show. This whole fuckin' episode sucks. I mean I’m suppose to be the star, But no I just got one damn line. This episode suck I’ll sue.

Lawyer: Did someone say sue.

The lawyer is killer by the Director. Then M.M. Kills Brock by taping a grenade to his back.

M.M.: Bye-Bye.hehehe. (smiles)

Brock: AWWW SHI......

Brock was blown to pieces.

Director: ok people now that's a rap some one find the pieces of Brock and bring him back to life o shit Earl broke the device I was using to bring people back to life, well guess I’ll have to fix it first.

Well that's the end of episode 2. Episode 3 is next it's just has to be typed over.

The end till next time.

The chaos will continue. Mmmm... Chaos *drools*