Exceptional Delivery
by
Varien Quill

"Charming Hog '' bar couldn't have a more misguiding name than that. The gloomy, sleazy establishment had lost its charm the day when it started serving all the kinds of mercenaries, bounty hunters and space pirates. And closest to the hog was probably the smell, often spread by the various species who probably had poor hygiene in their culture. Or because it could resemble a home for a swine, looking at the not cleaned room from various fluids and knocked out teeth. Only the most desperate would come here for a simple drink and a gas refill.
They built this place inside of giant rock, floating in an asteroid field lazily like a snail in leisure. It had its own gravity generator, massive docks for dozens of space vessels, fuel stations and of course, the hub for those who were looking either for drink, fight, job or combination of those. And getting the last one was unusually the easiest one to get. Apart from the rest of the room, the terminal connected to the dark web was the only modern equipment around here, compared to a used jukebox, pool table and a cleaning rug which probably saw the Oxen Wars in 2381.
At the counter, Walrus called Sam and didn't care about his customers at all. Massive builded, thick skinned owner with one tooth chipped off, seen better days of these premises. But everyone had to eat, even those who would not see the light of stars ever again. But there was one regular patron, which always was welcomed here no matter the mood he was currently in. He looked at the automatic door, wondering who will go through them next. A wolf-bear hybrid? Tentacle monster? Android? Maybe he despised most of them, but some customers caused more trouble than others, and he hated that.
The doors slid open with ominous sounds like it were gates of hell themselves, since everything here was ancient and in poor condition. But the ear bleeding moment passed, rewarding with the view which was always an eye candy.,
Well-hung tanuki entered the chamber of filth with a huge grin on face, like she just scored a jackpot of her life. The slim canid girl got the attention of literally everyone around, even the one-eared rat gal, who could eat every so-called alpha male for breakfast. For a reason, Asayi was in the center of their curiosity, having two pairs of gigantic orbs on her. The skimpy bra, which resembles more a string than a functional underwear, barely covered one of them. Her lack of decency was the reason even the dark areolas were clearly visible.
But it wasn't the only thing exposed. The gigantic nut sack swung heavily between the sturdy legs, right below the massive sheath with a poking out member. The tanuki wasn't naked though, just there weren't a pair of shorts which would contain the impressive-looking appendages. And funnily enough, no soul complained about the view. Not even after the new guest opened her mouth to spew out her usual obscenities.
     - What's up, degenerates? How's your day, I asked? Good? Good. - she started, looking dismissively at the tough crowd who had no words for such a rude introduction. Normally she would get blasted in the face, but no one dared. Or rather, four of them.
Asayi changed the song in a worn up music box for something more lively. They mainly used this piece of entertainment in the adult establishments, rather than just a bar, but still it was amazingly fitting, looking at the current circumstances. The other patrons could have better look at her balls, when she sat at the stool, to talk with the walrus himself.
     - The usual, Sam. And don't skim on the ice, it's hotter here than inside of Whaxinoid's asshole. Can't you install the AC or something, man?
     - the gravity field generator already took ninety percent of power. I said it twelve times to you and every time you ask the same question. - the walrus stared at her bluntly, before pouring a dark blue liquid into tall glass, filled with ice cubes to the brim. The silly, heavily spiraled straw was like cherry on the top, which tanuki surely loved.
Asayi sipped the strong drink happily, while flailing her legs like a schoolgirl, while gigantic sack swooshed back and forth hypnotizing. It was quite a view indeed.
     - Was there an update on the job board? Tried to reach the net from my ship, but it was always delayed. Nothing except bounties on fishes too big for my boat. And I refuse to get a crew, it will surely end up bad.
The bartender didn't comment on her ranting, while pretending to clean the counter with the same rug he used for decades now. He only nodded towards the terminal.
     - Sure. Although I don't remember any courier work. Only the one where you have to get your paws dirty. Not just taking a package from one point to the other.
Tanuki snorted, feeling that he touched a nerve, using it mercilessly. But she was proud of her job, even if it was only half as exciting as taking bounties on miserable heads.
     - Smuggling dangerous hardware isn't just "taking a package" - she said, while doing the air quotes with her fingers - you can easily get killed or raped for it, you know that.
     - And you wouldn't mind the latter, right?
Tanuki only snorted at that, placing the credits on the counter after finishing the cold drink without using the straw. Knowing Sam, it was a lost fight from the start. She could never beat him in the battle of wits, sharp words, or even arm wrestling. And she respected him for all of those.
She stood up, while giant balls bounced with her sudden movements, swishing the life liquids in those orbs audibly. Feeling gazes of the others, she approached the terminal, while activating a personal computer attached to her arm, making a connection. This job listing equipment was next to the generator, the most expensive piece of hardware around here. And tanuki needed that if she wanted to survive another month without snacking on the dried up noodles.
     - Ha. No smuggling work? Sam, you jokester... - she said to himself, immediately seeing dozens of available "courier" jobs. Few years ago, the underground organisation added the difficulty setting, shown by several pirate skulls, from one to five. Someone probably watched too many old videos about romanticized space corsairs. But those days were long gone.
The tanuki had a finger near the "accept" button, but something stopped her. She couldn't take that one skull job.
     - Damn it, Sam. - she sighed - alright. It's just moving a package from one point to the other, eh? I'll show you, one fang freak.
She immediately skimmed through the bounties on various heads, and without reading further, she took the "four skulls" job on the spot. A shark girl. Dangerous. Perfect.
     - See ya, Sam! Gotta go, see you next time! - she gave him a wide, big toothed smile, waving him goodbye. While thick skinned walrus didn't seem to bother, he already missed the beautiful view. The tanuki still felt many eyes, almost piercing her exposed genitals, but she had work to do.

*****

The SS Mouthpiercer saw better days. While once a swift ship, the many upgrades to the cargo bay made the vessel look like a pregnant hornet, but still it was fast enough to do the job. It could get thrice as many cargoes, while the multi-layered, titanic hull could protect it from the pirates. But still it was a great ship, getting its job done. I remember many encounters and each hole was like a scar on the veteran's face. Ugly for some, but alluring for others. And a grim reminder for the rest.
Tanuki was greeted by the soothing voice of the artificial intelligence, welcoming the captain aboard. She didn't regret those thousands of credits for this module, changing not only the formerly electronic sounds, but the personality as well. Asayi couldn't count all of those nights, when she ejaculated out of her massive meat pole, just hearing the spicy novel read by her only companion.
     - Roxxy, we got work to do. Change the course to... heh, right. I don't even know where we're going. Silly me. Putting coordinates into your system... now.
The captain connected her personal device into the ship, while tapping the numbers quickly, while reading the bounty. It seemed they had to travel to rather dangerous systems, with many smuggler hubs and pirates who shot first and asked questions later. The shark girl didn't get such a high rating for nothing, the tanuki thought to herself.
     - How are you feeling, dear? I was expecting you to come at least three hours later. And judging by your testicular size and pulse rate, you didn't get any relief inside the bar, am I correct?
Roxxy was probably the only one who would make the captain blush and revert her eyes. Her slutty ways of living were obvious to anyone with half a brain, but the artificial brain with a sexy voice always got to the point, stating the facts bluntly.
     - Nevermind that - the bountiful girl replied, still red on her face - you got your coordinates. Start the engine and let's go already.
     - Ay ay, captain - the voice mocked, spouting those words as mechanical as possible. Tanuki decided to ignore that, while flopping on the couch in the living quarters. She loved this way of piloting, trusting the hardware completely. Maybe she should take a small nap too?
While lying down, Asayi looked down, remembering what Roxxy mentioned about her physique. It shouldn't hurt, right? According to her device, they still had a lot of time to spare, before even starting the hunt on shark girl's head. Fun now, work later, as people used to say. But she could misinterpret that as well.
The wide, meaty tip of her hungry cock was always visible to the world around, peeking out of its cave like a malnourished snake, craving for a snack for weeks. It silently begged for attention, while twitching occasionally. Her balls seemed heavier than usual, almost bursting with hot seed, even if it meant long hours of cleaning again, just like a month ago. 
     - It can't hurt, right? - she whispered to himself, while patting and massaging the flared tip of a humongous piece of dark flesh. Thoughts of danger haunted her mind and a sweet relief was the one thing she looked for right now. Not even trying to remove the clothes, she started pleasuring herself, feeling the rushing blood through the veins already.
     - Is everything alright, captain? Your heart beats faster than usual... - Tanuki could hear a chuckle in the ship's voice, since the computer clearly knew what was going on in the quarters. Even machines have a sense of humor after all.
Excited girl likely knew that, ignoring not only her words but also not noticing the start of music, which lyrics soon gently reminded how sex is important. Just like "big booties".
While more of the tanuki's cock emerged out of the fluffy sheath, her rapid breathing caused massive breasts to bounce up and down, while grasping the pole with both hands, rubbing with all her might from base to the tip, along the engorged veins. It wasn't the first time where her lust won against common sense, but that wasn't crucial anymore. Only her climax.
Soon enough, large and thick, warm ropes of cum shot out of the fat tip, painting nearby walls white. The loud moaning synchronized with the throbbing of the dick and each drop of that sweet fluid of hers. Tanuki took a few deep breaths, trying to calm herself down, while the now semi-flaccid member rested on her lap.

*****

She didn't know how long her nap was, waking up suddenly like from a horrible nightmare. Clutching one of her breasts, the canid girl looked around for nearby danger. But there was nothing that would kill her. Maybe except that two feet equine dildo she didn't use this romantic session. But her mind had to leave the gutter and start thinking about more important matters, like getting that cash reward. After entering the cockpit, she checked the current coordinates. Good, they were almost there.
     - Thanks for waking me up - tanuki said sarcastically, knowing that the ship's brain will come up with some lame excuse in her eyes.
     - Oh, I didn't want to break that sweet slumber of yours, dear. If there were deathly missiles incoming, you would know it first.
Asayi raised her finger with mouth wide open, trying to respond, while thinking hard about the answer. Well, she was technically correct with that statement.
     - Whatever. You got the picture of the ship of our little friend, right? Hopefully those long range scanners of yours weren't overpriced.
The Pat-11 system they were in was mostly full of inhabited planets. While their atmosphere allowed them to build colonies and live without suits or inside domes, the plethora of menacing individuals surely prevented that. Nobody wanted to wake up with a laser knife on their throat or working whole days and nights as slaves in mineral mines.
Because of that fact, tanuki was sure that shark girl didn't hide herself on one of those globes, probably screwing with fellow outlaws. But her plan didn't include getting to any of those pirate filled places, she had to wait in the emptiness of the space, hoping for a speck of luck.
While putting her legs on the locked controls, tanuki placed arms behind the neck, waiting and being a fine exhibit for anyone who dared to look. While she get tired of the waiting, a notification popped up, showing the current location of her target.
The screens showed a peculiar spaceship in the shape of an actual shark with a wide opened "mouth" and raised tail. Whoever designed it, couldn't have a sober mind. Ever. But she wasn't here to comment on the layout.
     - Give me full control. We got her. - she commanded, placing her legs down, putting hands in their place, getting the engine into full speed. Now that was exciting.
While the "shark ship" flew leisurely through vast emptiness, the hornet quickly got near her tail, sending a few warning shots. But since Roxxy gave her captain full control, it meant a targeting system too. Like in case of genies, you always had to choose your words carefully. The laser instead of appearing near the cockpit of enemy ship, it hit the tail directly. Since it wasn't a movie, the tail didn't explode, but imploded a bit, but still shattered. 
Tanuki saw the incoming call on her screen and with a smirk, she accepted it, now looking directly into the eyes of a furious blue and white, slim girl. If it wasn't the life and death situation, she would admire how gorgeous she looked.
     - What the hell? You hit me, you slut! What is your damn problem, huh? I already said to other goons that you'll get your cash soon!
     - I'm not from this system... - the captain chuckled, while the shark's eyes widened in shock, before squinting in disgust and fury. The blinking red light around her indicated that the ship was already in emergency mode, needing to land right now. Or die right here. But tanuki needed proof of her demise if wanted to get paid.
     - I'll get you, bitch! - she shouted, before ending the call abruptly. The vessel turned towards the nearby planet and SS Mouthpiercer followed right after.

*****

Bondones, the deer-like creatures with three pairs of cyan eyes and ridiculously long, swirly antlers run around the clearing of the pink and blue crystal forest. Something made them incredibly anxious and there was a reason for that.
The giant black smoke spiraled upwards from the vessel, a hurt space shark to speak. The thin figure wobbly walked out, carrying something that resembled a fire extinguisher, now focused on quenching the flames. But she wasn't alone, not even the slightest. 
Tanuki had her laser gun loaded and ready to shoot, its barrel aimed towards the head of the panicked girl. She couldn't have more than twenty years. But she had to put aside her feelings and get what she came here for.
The shark girl of all shades of blue turned around, throwing the canister at tanuki who had to swiftly duck from getting knocked out. Same looking gun pointed out at her head too.
     - I guess we're at an impasse, huh? Now slowly turned back and gently fuck off, alright?
     - Impasse? - the tanuki snorted - that gun isn't even loaded.
     - You're kidding. Nice bluff.
     - Try me.
The shark girl, while dangerous, apparently wasn't the brightest tool in the shed. Instead of pulling the trigger, she checked the ammo clip, which wasn't correctly inserted. After it was fix, the distinct sound of a powered up weapon spread through the forest. But it was already too late. The lighting cut through the air like it was a warm butter, hitting another gun, knocking it out of her hands.
     - Fuck! - she groaned out, immediatelly jumping to the dropped gun. Another laser appeared, this time near shark's feet, stopping her any more movements. Looking truly seething with hatred to tanuki, who got closer, still aiming the blaster towards the head.
     - Tough luck. Or should I say, deep shit? - Asayi grinned from ear to ear, basking in her glory. That will show everyone.
     - Yeah, you got me, you big balled, huge titted freak. Did you escape from the lab or something? - she raised her arms above head, completely harmless, not even hoping for mercy. It was all over, although not in the way she thought.
Now since tanuki wasn't in danger of imminent death, she started to think of what to do right now. She should take her to ship and fly to the organisation's headquarters for a bunch of hard earned credits. But the shark's body was so slim and muscular at the same time, she couldn't pass up this opportunity.
     - Take your clothes off - she said bluntly as a nail
     - What?
     - Your clothes. Now.
Not understanding why she had to undress herself, but with a gun at her forehead, had to comply. Soon enough, her jacket, pants and underwear lay down near her feet, now completely naked and gorgeous. While her breasts weren't even nearly as impressive as tanuki's, it was still a nice sight. The figure itself compensated for that.
     - Happy? I don't have concealed weapons. Unless you want to look inside my ass too - she snorted.
     - Tempting, but no. I want to have some good time with you first, before I decide on your fate. Maybe I'll let you free if you're good enough. Now, get on your knees and start working.
The long tailed outlaw couldn't believe what was happening right now, but it wasn't the first time when she had to comply with lusty demands to avoid getting hurt or killed. She kneeled down, weighing the hefty sack with palms of her hands. Those were impressively huge in her eyes, admiring their scent and look, wanting to burrow her entire face in them, despite the circumstances. Which she did, digging her nose in those folds of thick skin, rubbing the orbs through it.
Tanuki groaned to herself in such delight, while her gigantic, dark brown cock emerged once more from its hiding, throbbing even harder than before, since it sensed someone living this time, instead of just hands and lube. It was truly an exciting feeling.
Getting slightly inpatient, Asayi forcefully pulled the shark upwards by her shoulders, who stood up with a puzzled look on her face. Captain noticed that she wasn't the only one whose arousal went through the roof. Two large members emerged from the slit, joining their fun too. She gently slapped both of those with a heavy gun, making them wobble while the shark girl gasped.
     - Really nice set of dicks. I'm impressed. Now, sit...
Tanuki after that command, dropped herself on the ground with legs spread wide, while hard cock towered before the outlaw, wanting to test her limits. The smaller woman had no choice but to comply, still being endangered by the sight of the loaded laser gun. While awkward for sharks, it was exciting for the tanuki.
With no lubricant, it was rather difficult to fit that meaty monstrosity inside her, even after using her own saliva. But somehow managed to get the tip inside, while some of the length followed right after. Massive bulge appeared on her belly, while moaning loudly out of the mixture of pain and pleasure. With one hand, tanuki stroked first of dark blue cocks, before flicking the other teasingly. When close enough, she took both of them inside mouth, taking them deep inside her mouth.
This strange position continued to hold for long minutes, while the shark got fucked and deepthroated at the same time. Gigantic balls were used like a pillow, while perky butt slapped against it audibly. She didn't want it to end just yet, but her body betrayed her, soon enough feeling tanuki's belly with her potent cum, while moaning loudly, scaring the nearby alien critters.
Asayi didn't want to be alone in this climax, now also feeling the insides with a ridiculous amount of hot, almost burning seed, inflating the smaller woman's belly with such power, it was surprising that she didn't burst. But the real end didn't happen just yet.
Pulling out a still hardened meat pole, Tanuki slapped a shark woman with it, smirking.
     - Now clean it. Inside too. I'm watching you.
While needing some rest, she complied while not having any solution on how to escape from this command. Feeling tired, she slowly licked thick, sweet fluids from the massive cock, before sticking tongue into orifice at the top.
     - Deeper...
Shaking her head, she opened the cockhole wide with hands, getting face inside it. Shark never felt like that before, getting incredibly excited from such a view, seeing insides of that monstrosity, which just almost destroyed her own body.
     - Deeper!
Now knowing what to do, she shoved her arms deep as possible, stretching it wide, feeling as her body continued to slide inside. While flailing with her legs and tail, couldn't unstuck herself from this ridiculous trap. Soon enough only the tail could be seen outside of the bulging dick, but soon it disappeared too. The body's outline could be still distinguished by looking at the starving member, now filling up the thick-skinned sack.
Tanuki slowly stood up, rubbing her balls, content of what just happened, feeling how the body was struggling and trying to escape but it was all for the naught.
     - Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself - she said out loud, while the flailing stopped. But not because the shark listened.
She soon dissolved into tanuki's potent seed, which will shoot out sooner or later. That was her fate apparently. But now tanuki had another problem.

How will she get the reward now?