Short Story: Hospitality 

Dawn has broken. Well to be specific a full rotation of the planet has occurred. It’s not immediately obvious whether it is day or night when you can see the stars, planets and distant nebulas anytime you look upwards. Who would give this up for a boring old Blue Sky?

As I walked towards the window I recall how many of our guests talk about their boundless blue sky and how it represents freedom and opportunity. It’s an amusing point of view when I can stare into infinity whenever I choose.

“Morning… wait, is it morning? I’m still not used to this.”

I turned around to greet my guest back to the waking world. Before me stood a Blue Skinned Woman with twinned pigtailed hair. Her breasts leave me feeling envious, being so pleasantly large and soft. Though I can safely claim to be out of her league when it comes to our asses.

“Did you sleep well Dinah? Or would you prefer Dazzle?”

“Da… no, Dinah is fine.” It may just be my mind playing tricks on me but it looked like she just relaxed a little bit. “and yes I slept great.”

“Well that’s good to hear. You were so… restless…” Dinah started to blush. “… so much moaning and panting. I just had to do what I could to relieve you.”

“Ah! Stop, stop.” she started into a shriek but slowly came down into a giggle. After a short sigh to compose herself. “I didn’t even know kissing could feel that good.”

This is something that keeps slipping my mind. While they have the bodies of a Muffnarian our guests are non-terrestrial. Their bodies have differences and all of them seem to be lacking the erogenous zone that we have in the throat. Still, I’ll never get tired of how adorable they are when I french kiss them and they squirt almost immediately.

“Frae. Can I ask you a question? Why me? Why did you bring me here?”

I paused and thought it strange that she didn’t ask me or anyone else from the moment we abducted her “Why?” Even when we morphed her she still didn’t ask “Why?”

“Dinah. Would you be at all surprised if I told you that we have an interest in the people of your planet.”

“It wouldn’t surprise me.”

“As you may have noticed, ours is a civilisation of women, of all the people on this planet there is only one man amongst us. This makes reproduction, difficult.”

Daz was nodding. “It makes it impossible.”

“Well we’re no longer part of the Galactic Federation, it used to be that we could get volunteers from them. That’s not an option anymore.”

“So you’ve had to go elsewhere.”

“That’s right. Your planet Earth is the next closest world with compatible people we can, interbreed with.”

“Well that’s understandable, but what does this have to do with me?”

“While we harbour no malicious intent we still have to preserve anonymity. Yours is not a unified planet and getting involved now would unfairly influence the development of your world.” I paused briefly and took a drink. “So we have to be clandestine and abduct men.”

“Yes… there had been a few people claiming to be abducted. Most were happy to dismiss it as conspiracy but I could tell that these people were not lying, they were abducted.”

“We still don’t know how you were able to know that, but still, that lead you to investigate.”

At this point I noticed. Dinah starting to look sad, unable to keep eye contact. “And I got too close. Didn’t I?”

I was feeling guilty, Dinah was only trying to help her people. She didn’t deserve to be kidnapped for it.

“It couldn’t be helped. We have to keep our secrecy. At least for now.”

“So…” Dinah looked back up to me. “Does this mean I can’t go home?”

This wasn’t fair. I had a difficult decision to make. 

“I’m going to get in trouble with the other Secretaries for this if I’m found out, but, yes. You’re going home and I’ll be taking you!”

“Really! B-but why?”

“Because I know that you mean us no harm. I know that you will keep us safe.” I had a rather fortuitous stroke of genius. “Give me your hair bands.”

I pull out her hair bands. Her pigtails cascaded down like a cerulean waterfall.

“H-Hey.”

I blocked out her protestations, reaching into a drawer I pulled out two small spheres and attached them to the bands.

“I’m leading an expedition back to your planet to… let’s say I’m going to extend an invitation.” Daz smirked but was unamused. “You’ll be joining me, and that's why I’m giving you these.” I returned her newly decorated hair bands. She wasted no time putting them back on.

“So what are they?”

One of them is a long distance communicator. We’re going to need it because we’re going to be sending you back as spy.”

“Wait you want me to be a spy?! That’s a lot to ask.”

“Oh no no. You only have to pretend to be a spy. The other sphere you’re now wearing is a projection unit. One that would be used to change our appearance. You won’t need it as you’ll revert to your original form but it’ll give credence to being in disguise.

“But won’t you already have a crew for your mission? Wouldn’t my presence be suspicious in and of itself?”

It dawned on me at this moment that I had not fully introduced myself. I had given my name to her but didn’t mention my role. “I am Frae J’lanx. Secretary of the Posterior.” I pretended not to notice her snickering. “I wield a lot of influence. I’ll show you.”

Reaching down to the floor I picked up my communicator, a band that projects a screen to interact with. “Dispatch. This is Secretary J’lanx. I am altering the parameters of today’s expedition to include deployment of a Spy amongst the denizens of the planet. Please ensure adequate facilities for two aboard the shuttle. Confirm.”

Within seconds I got my response. “Confirm, preparations are Underway.”

I turned back to Dinah. “Well then my little spy. Are you ready to go home?”

“I-I don’t know how I could possibly thank you.” She started to tear up. 

“Come now. Dry those eyes.” I hugged her and stroked her head. “It wouldn’t do to just keep you trapped here.”

Dinah regained her composure. “I’m ok.” She paused for a moment. “Wait, you said the expedition is today? When?”

“In about an hour, is that going to be a problem?”

This startled her though it quickly turned to confusion, “That’s rather sudden… wait you have hours here?” 

I chuckled and explained. “That one male I told you about. He’s in charge and he came from your world. He wanted to keep things consistent.”

“That’s not a lot of time to get ready. And…” Dinah started to blush. “And not a lot of time to say goodbye properly.

Seeing her face I couldn’t refuse. I picked up my communicator. “Dispatch this is Secretary J’lanx. Today’s departure is going to be delayed by a half hour. Confirm The device beeped before a voice confirmed. I placed it back down.

“I suppose we have enough time for a goodbye kiss.” I walked along to an ecstatic Dinah, getting a handful of her cute little butt as we returned to the bedroom.”