As Woody and Winnie drove off to somewhere leaving both Knothead and Splinter all by themselves.

Splinter: Hey Knothead they’re gone, do you want to sniff my butthole & eat my shit while drinking your piss.

Knothead: yeah, cause I'm getting really horny right now, come on, let's go outside Splinter. 

as they went outside and splinter began pulled her orange skirt up above,

As she revealing her smelly & moisty asshole that has a poop stain on it and vagina and then she began to sit on knothead's face

and put her asshole above his nostrils on his beak as he sniffs her asshole till he cums

Meanwhile, as he starts shooting out his sperm.

Splinter: you were right bro, as she giggled & saw him shooting out his sperm. Did you shoot milk from your wee-wee, so cool.

Knothead: oh gosh, you smell so sexy that your butthole is smelly and moist, I can't control myself much longer. as he began peeing.

Splinter: you can shoot lemonade too. I’m thirsty, I kind of need some.

as she crawled over him to an 69’ing position and began drinking his pee and then placed her asshole into his open beak.

Splinter: Knothead, I got something that I've been saving for you.
As she began moaning while Knothead is licking her butthole, which got him waiting for something coming out of her smelly & moisty tight little woodpecker butthole.

Knothead: Hey Splinter, even though it might be a bad time to ask you this, but can you poop on me, because I'm very hungry for something other than their cooking.

Splinter: sure thing, let's keep this a secret to aunt winnie and uncle woody, just in case, okay.

Knothead: sure thing, you got yourself a deal, let's do this.

as she continued to moan, while letting out farts, and finally began to shit out a few turds into his open mouth as he began eating & swallowing them down his throat.

as he sticks his whole beak inside her asshole and licks her huge turd that she's saved for him, covers his tongue with her shit.

Splinter: lick my ass Knothead.

as she began to spray her love juices all over him.

Splinter: hey bro, can you fuck my ass until I'm sore.

as she got up, pulled her skirt down, bending over to reveal her asshole & vagina to him.

Knothead: i saw uncle Woody & aunt Winnie done this before, sis, this might hurt a bit, let me pour some lotion on.

as he grabbed Vaseline lotion and poured a small amount into his dick and he began sticking his dick inside her asshole and they began moaning loudly as his dick entered her tight butthole & the turd that's still inside.

Splinter: fuck my ass bro.

Knothead: I'm cumming, Splinter I'm cumming.

Splinter: cum in me.

as they reached their climax as his load went inside her ass, turning her huge turd from brown into white as they went out of breath.

as he pulled his dick out of her ass while his cum was floating out of her hole.

Splinter got up, grabbed her skirt and pulled them back on.

Splinter: thanks for fucking my asshole, anal sex is better than vaginal sex because I don't want to get pregnant. As she kissed him on the cheek.

Knothead: thanks sis, by the way, your shit tasted better than uncle Woody's meatloaf surprise that we have before.

Splinter: you're welcome big bro, & guess what? I got another one to feed you before they get back when we take a shower.

as they went back inside the house till Woody and Winnie drove back home.

& they both did Woody’s trademarked laughter as the story ends with a black screen

THE END!