INT. MEANY’S HOUSE - NIGHT

Miss Meany (Andrea Martin) is cooking in the kitchen, while Splinter (Nika Futterman) watches from the doorway.

MEANY: There you are, Splinter! Dinner won’t be complete without your charming brother.

SPLINTER: (nervously) He’s just in the bathroom.

INT. BATHROOM

Knothead (E.G. Daily) is busy with his mischief, holding a roll of toilet paper and a water hose.

INT. MEANY’S KITCHEN

Meany looks at the clock impatiently.

MEANY: Tell Knothead to hurry up, or I’ll flush him down the toilet myself! (laughs)

SPLINTER: (gulps) He’ll be right out.

INT. BATHROOM

Knothead is attaching a metal funnel to the end of the hose.

INT. MEANY’S KITCHEN

Splinter re-enters the kitchen.

SPLINTER: Knothead’s coming.

INT. BATHROOM

Knothead stands behind Meany, ready to pull the floss that’s attached to the toilet handle.

INT. MEANY’S KITCHEN

Meany turns around, and Knothead pulls the floss, causing the toilet to flush.

MEANY: Hey, what’s the big idea?

INT. BATHROOM

The water pressure from the flushing toilet causes the hose to suck Knothead and Splinter into it.

INT. MEANY’S KITCHEN

Meany grabs an air pump and sticks it into the hose.

MEANY: (laughing) Mind games first, indeed!

INT. SEWER PIPES

The camera pans down into the dark, murky sewer as the two siblings are propelled through the pipes.

KNOTHEAD: (shocked) What just happened?

SPLINTER: (confused) I-I don’t know, but we’re going somewhere fast!

INT. MAIN SEWER

They fall into the main sewer and land with a splash.

SPLINTER: (thud) Ow!

KNOTHEAD: (gurgles) I’m okay! But we’ve got to get out of here!

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

Winnie (B.J. Ward) enters with grocery bags, calling out for the kids.

WINNIE: Kids? Kids? Where are you?

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - KITCHEN

Winnie finds the kitchen in disarray and calls out again.

WINNIE: (off-screen) WOOOOOODDDYYYYY!

INT. WALRUS HOUSE - KITCHEN

Woody (Billy West) and Wally (also Billy West) are sitting at the table, eating soup.

WALLY: What’s going on at your place, Woody?

WOODY: (Panicking) Knothead and Splinter are missing! I need to go!

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

Woody rushes in, covered in soup.

WINNIE: (teary) They’re gone!

WOODY: Oh no! Did you check Miss Meany’s place?

INT. MEANY’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

Meany is watching TV, snacking on popcorn.

MEANY: (munching) Flushed them down the toilet. (laughs)

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

Winnie and Woody are horrified.

WOODY: (Panicking) I’ll call the cops!

INT. MEANY’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

The cops enter the house and handcuff Meany.

POLICE OFFICER: (off-screen) You’re under arrest for child endangerment!

INT. SEWER

Knothead and Splinter are wandering through the sewer, lost and covered in sludge.

KNOTHEAD: (worried) Splinter, we’ve gotta find a way out of here.

SPLINTER: (dizzy) Knothead, I think I hit my head pretty bad.

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

The cops are searching the house with Winnie and Woody.

POLICE OFFICER: We’re checking every sewer. We’ll find them.

INT. SEWER

Knothead helps Splinter up, who’s now sporting a gash from her head injury.

KNOTHEAD: (determined) We’ll get home, I promise.

INT. MEANY’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

Miss Meany is being taken away by the cops.

INT. SEWER

The kids hear something and look up.

INT. SEWER - MANHOLE

The cops are peering down.

COP #1: Are you okay, kids?

SPLINTER: (weakly) Yes, please help us!

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - BEDROOM

Winnie is carefully bandaging Splinter’s head as Knothead watches.

SPLINTER: (whimpers) It hurts.

WOODY: (concerned) We’ll get you to the doctor tomorrow.

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - BEDROOM

Winnie tucks the kids into bed after giving them a bath.

WINNIE: (softly) Goodnight, you two. Don’t ever scare us like that again.

SPLINTER: Goodnight, Aunt Winnie.

KNOTHEAD: Goodnight.

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - MASTER BEDROOM

Winnie enters, looking exhausted.

WOODY: (quietly) Goodnight, Winnie.

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - MASTER BEDROOM

Winnie climbs into bed with Woody.

WOODY: (whispers) It’s going to be a long night.

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - MASTER BEDROOM

Winnie nods, still worried.

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - KNOTHEAD AND SPLINTER’S ROOM

The kids are in bed. Winnie enters to read them a bedtime story.

WINNIE: (reading) And they lived happily ever after. The end. Goodnight, my little angels.

KNOTHEAD: Goodnight.

SPLINTER: (sleepily) Goodnight, Aunt Winnie.

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - MASTER BEDROOM

Winnie and Woody are finally in bed together.

WOODY: (sighs) I can’t believe she did that.

WINNIE: (sleepily) We’ll deal with it tomorrow. For now, let’s just get some rest.

INT. WOODY’S HOUSE - KNOTHEAD AND SPLINTER’S ROOM

The scene fades to black, with the sound of the door closing and the siblings snuggling into bed, feeling safe.

FADE OUT.

END OF DELETED SCENE.