Twitter Stories and Horny Ideas Archive

1:
A captive chaste diaper boy finally getting free from his bondage

But instead of running away, the first thing he does is drop to his knees and try to masturbate through his perma cock cage.

Only to be found and resecured just as he's about to orgasm for the first time in years

2:
Slowly being turned into a cringey nerd and losing your grip on anything considered 'cool' is honestly so hot.

Nobody could ever take you seriously again. You just exist to be patronized and made fun of.

Not that you understand when people bully you anymore.
You have a mega cringe hyper-focus, like Homestuck, Sonic, or Kingdom Hearts.

And a complete inability to stop yourself from infodumping about your special interest to anyone who will spare you a moment.

You even carry around a plushie of your favorite character for comfort
You can't even fathom what fashion is anymore. 

Khaki shorts and sweater vests, knee socks and big glasses. And not to mention your ultra thick diapers (just in case!)

Your friends always compliment your outfits and make sure to keep your shoes tied for you!

3:
Good autists should wear diapers and childish attire at all times.

Infantilize yourself. Keep normal people from ever respecting you in the first place. Let them laugh and call you cringe.

You'll always just be another retard to them, so why not embrace it? 

4:
Your porn folder is locked behind a password by your caregiver. No way to get into it without permission.

If you actually manage to get access, you're only given 15 minutes to look, and you're supervised the whole time.
They don't care if you manage cum or not. But as soon as time is up, your hands had better not be anywhere near your diaper!

Once your silly little porn pictures are put away again, you get to go back to more appropriate activities, like hugging your plushies in your playpen!

5:
(obey your rules. no more masturbating.)

You're in diapers. So desperate to cum... You're always told to be a good boy and keep your hands off your diapers, but it feels so...

(yucky.naughty. stop touching.)

...What were you doing again? Oh yeah, you were watching Barney! 

6:
Any hope you had of getting out of diapers was gone was soon as your mommy saw you humping your oversized teddy.

"Keep going." She demanded as she stood in your doorway. You couldn't believe you'd been caught.

You didn't have any choice but to finish with her watching.
Despite her encouraging commentary, you eventually approached climax. Your private parts had never felt quite so good before, though you'd never admit it.

"Stop."

You obeyed without hesitation, though you were moments from orgasm.
You watched as she sauntered toward you, devouring you with her teasing expression.

"I want you to look right at me. Make your silly little cummies while you look me in the eyes." She cooed sweetly, as she knelt down in front of you.

You began to blush fiercely at the idea.
But rather than disobey and face harsher punishment, you fixed your gaze upon her and continued grinding into your diaper.

Humiliating pleasure washed over you. Your eyes grew wide but refused to look away from hers. Your muscles tensed, and... You were cumming in your diaper!
Once you had finished, you slumped over and your head rested in your mommy's lap. You were exhausted.

"Such a good little baby. I knew you'd come around to loving your diapers." She ruffled your hair and rubbed your back. "Let's do this again tomorrow~"

7:
You want out of your diaper? One little orgasm and you want to act like an adult again? Don't make me laugh.

You're staying in that diaper until it's nice and full. Then you can be changed... Into your next diaper, of course

8:
Stewing in a wet bulky diaper for several hours. You can't even feel your penis under all that padding, never mind your chastity cage. 

But something compels you to rub the front of your diaper anyway. It's almost as if you finally understand.

You're stuck in diapers forever.
That's right. In diapers forever.

Not a single day will go by that you won't helplessly fill your diapers. It'll become your second nature. It's what you deserve.

Everyone knows what a hopeless loser you are anyway. You belong in diapers.
Accept your new place. Let yourself give in. Give up. Sink down.

Down into the depths of immaturity and helplessness.

Never to return. Forever to remain.

9:
Every week, you're allowed two minutes to give yourself a ruined orgasm. Supervised, obviously.

Once time is up, you get put back in your chastity cage.

Failed to cum? Then it's two weeks until your next attempt. Clearly you just didn't want it enough~ 

10:
Good puppies don't need to touch their peepee.

All they need is bulky diapers, fun games, and lots of hugs and tickles!

Don't you want to be a good puppy with me?

11:
I spent most of the morning vibrating my diaper front in a horny haze. As i approached climax, i stopped and decided to humiliate myself for being such a naughty puppy.

I stood up and asked daddy to strap me down and tickle torture me for masturbating without permission.
In my mind, this was just another bout of roleplay. He had other ideas. 

I knew the tickling was coming, but I never anticipated how far he would take it. 

By the time he was finished with me I was desperate and begging, and had promised things I knew I would regret.
I promised to never masturbate again. I promised to keep my chastity cage on forever. I gave up my vibrator wand. I promised to wear diapers every day.

And after all else was said and done, I received a long, hard spanking as a reminder of my place.
I'm just a dumb silly puppy! I deserve to have my peepee locked up permanently!

I wanna be treated like a little toddler and kept in thick babyish humiliating crinkly silly puppy diapers!

12:
How long has it been since you had an orgasm? How long has it been since you had one that wasn't ruined? Since you had one not in a diaper?

It's hard to remember so long ago, not that it would change anything if you could remember. 

You're a chaste little diaperboy from now on!

13:
Normally kept in chastity, you relish every chance to masturbate under your daddy's strict supervision.

The moment you start to cum though, he always ruins your orgasm by tickling your sides and cooing at you.

Little losers like you only get humiliating tickle-gasms!

14:
Permanently locked up in a facility where you're kept in thick diapers and MERCILESSLY tickled until you're incontinent.

Then they keep tickling you afterward because you look silly screaming, giggling and smiling while you fill your diapers <3

15:
Sweetie, the only thing that's cringe about you wearing diapers is your bad tape job...

You're gonna leak if you don't do it right; so let mommy or daddy help you next time, since you obviously can't do it yourself.

16:
I sat at my desk, caged and diapered, looking through my porn sites. Standing up, I balled my fists and bent my knees slightly. The mess flowed freely into my awaiting soggy diaper, and when I had finished, I was forced to announce to my daddy what I had just done.
Being praised for pooping your diaper is embarrassing enough, but then having to ask for permission to cum while in chastity in your poopy diaper is another thing entirely.

And yet that's what I had to do. I hadn't had an orgasm in 7 days by this point and I was desperate.
"Can I make stickies in my huggies?" I mumbled to my daddy. He made me repeat myself, and toyed with me. Unsure of if I'd be allowed to cum, I pouted and waited for the verdict.

Finally he agreed, and having secured permission, I grabbed the buzzy wand and set to my task.
Watching the images on my screen flash by, one after the other; I imagined a scenario where I was in my full diapers and stuck in a tickling machine, being edged and unable to cum ever again.

This proved to be the idea that pushed me to orgasm.
Squishing my messy butt with one hand and buzzing my caged penis with the other, I worked desperately to cum.

And so I did. The cum leaked pathetically from my caged cock into my poopy diaper and I was left torpid and blank-minded. 

I sat in my messy diaper for hours after that

17:
Perma-chastity on the brain again. Instead of no cumming at all though, I think it could be a diaper training incentive. 

Only unlocked when in diapers, or perhaps still be caged but allowed to use a vibrator.
This all stems from my recent foray back into chastity.

I've realized that if I don't have the logical conclusion of orgasming after looking at porn to act as a stopping point, I'll just continue to consume porn until I actually need to stop and go do something else.
Which I think is pretty hot tbh. Just absolutely torturing myself with porn, unable to really touch myself meaningfully. And then the only real pleasure i would ever get would be when I'm in diapers.
The huge incentive to be in diapers aside; I don't really even like orgasming that much. (although my being a 1 minute ejaculator is still hot to me)

The cage keeps me from cumming unless I really work for it. That'll let me vibrate myself for way longer than if I was uncaged.

18:
Sneaking along, you see the laundry basket filled with your daddy's musky clothes and best of all, his work socks. You check if you're alone before you dive in and look for your prize.

Elbow deep in the stinky clothes, you hear movement behind you...
Quickly you turn to see your daddy standing there, grinning intently at you.

Before you can come up with a lie, he comes over and fishes out the socks you were searching for. As you whimper, he puts the stinky socks over your hands before lifting you up.
As you're carried to your bedroom you can't resist holding your sock mittens up to your nose. Daddy notices and laughs to himself.

He puts you on the soft carpeted floor and sits on your bed, removing his shoes. You know what's coming.
"Why go after my laundry when you have the real thing right here?" He teases you, pointing down at his musky socked feet.

Immediately you know what he wants, and you bury your face against them. Extasy washes over you and you spend the next hour lost in the smell.
Once he's satisfied with your humiliation, he pulls you onto his lap to seal the deal. Your penis has been rock hard for the entire hour and was ready to gush at a moment's notice.

He begins to stroke you and tease you verbally, while you sniff your hand-socks.
"Too bad I caught you... I bet you were planning to have fun with those all night long, weren't you?"

You blush, knowing that he had you figured from the start.

"I'll let you keep those if you promise me something."

You listen intently to his demand.
"From now on, you'll masturbate at my feet. You'll have all the fresh stink you could ever want. No more hiding your needs from daddy."

Hearing this takes you over the edge and you moan loudly as you blow your load on your belly while you continue huffing his socks.

19:
I'm a silly, dumb little boy and I want to humiliate myself and show off how retarded I am!

Everyone look at my diaper butt! I'm making big poopies!

I need a diaper change!

20:
More FN@F 1 babying:

All the animatronics gang up on you, carrying you out to the pizzeria's main stage. Bonnie is the one who puts you in diapers while the others hold you down, teasing and tickling you as your thick diaper is taped up.
After that, Bonnie holds you in his lap while Chica stuffs you with pizza and soda. Your tummy is almost bursting after eating nearly an entire pizza. Foxy is encouraging the whole thing from the sideline and laughing at his own bad puns about your predicament.
Finally, after sufficient tummy stuffing, Freddy himself pulls you into the middle of the stage and forces you to dance around while he sings silly songs accompanied by Bonnie and Chica. Foxy comes up on stage to dance with you, scolding you if you thought to stop for any reason.
Hours of teasing and babying later, it's 6am and the gang has to get ready for a day of performing. They let you go, and you waddle back to the security office; full diaper drooping between your legs. As you clean yourself up, you hope that your next shift is just as exciting

21:
Horny idea: Forced to worship daddy's feet until you mess your diaper. You could be stuck with his smelly socks for hours, and it gives you a good reason to not try and hold your poopies in.

22:
Daddy saying "koochie koochie coo~" is all it takes to turn regular tickling into embarrassing babyish tickling

That phrase has been the key to so many of my orgasms it might as well be magical

23:
You're the only one still in diapers at your daycare, even though the other kids are much, much younger than you. 

All of your classmates think you must be retarded. After all, they were all potty trained without a problem. You're just the stinky dumb kid to them. 
You don't have any real friends at daycare to speak of; only bullies... And they've taken a liking to holding you down and tickling you to the point of having a poopy accident. 

You'll be in diapers as long as they keep forcing you to use them 

24:
I'M IN DIAPERS! (wait, no please!) I'M WEARING A DIAPER! (this is too humiliating!) EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I'M IN THICK DIAPERS! (why am i dancing!?) I'M WEARING BABY DIAPERS! (i have an erection!?) EVERYONE LOOK HOW SILLY AND STINKY I AM! (someone help me!)

MAKING
BIG
POOPIES!

25:
Daddy watched me as i used the vibrator on my caged cock; looking over my shoulder at the diaper porn on my computer screen. I came to a picture of two furries in an asylum wearing straitjackets, diapers, and their feet in stockades.
He asked, "You wanna get put in the tickle asylum with those boys?" I nodded my head, unable to speak with the giant pacifier filling my mouth. Turning my chair away from the computer screen, I presented my socked feet to him.
Laughing at me, he began to tickle my feet while i continued to vibe my cage. I was trying my hardest to stay hard in the cage, thinking about extreme scenarios and pressing hard with the vibrator. I was desperate for any release.
Every time I came close to climax, my daddy would say something babyish and humiliating while he continued tickling me. My cock would shrink back down, my concentration broken. After trying and failing for a good while, my time was up and I was forced to stop.
For trying to make cummies, I was to be given a spanking. I swat for every day I've been in chastity. Plus an additional 20 for being such a failure. I counted them out through my pacifier and before i knew it, 36 spanks had been administered.
On the verge of tears, i pulled my pre-stained undies back up and was sent on my way to play some video games. Had I learned my lesson? Don't bet on it.

26:
I haven't orgasmed in 15 days now. My daddy gave me a cheap vibrating wand and said i was allowed to use it over my cage. Weak intensity, short battery, and bad controls. I'm never gonna cum through my cage at this rate, and my daddy knew it from the start.
All i can do is frustrate myself with this cheap vibrator. Even with the Barney theme and my favorite fetish videos playing i can't seem to even keep my cock hard in my cage. I'm truly a helpless loser, and my daddy is going to keep me this way forever.

27:
Retards like us need to be kept in chastity and huge diapers for our own good. We're hypersexual freaks who would just jerk off all day if left alone. It's better that we're infantilized and treated like children. Singing and dancing along to Barney is much more appropriate!

28:
Your sub refuses to use the diapers you made them wear? Just tie them down and tickle them silly until they poop their Huggies! They'll be much more obedient after a few good tickle sessions; and for disobeying you in the first place, they get to sleep in their messy didee.

29:
Even if I could jerk off, I'd only be able to last maybe 2 minutes before cumming. It's better that I'm kept pent-up and desperate. My pathetic cock is only good for soaking my Huggies!

30:
Arms tied above my head, unable to touch myself while my chastity cage is off. My boyfriend is milking me to keep my balls from aching too badly. As i start cumming though, he mercilessly tickles my tummy and armpits, ruining my orgasm. I'm there for his pleasure, not for mine...

31:
How i imagine a typical Supervised Masturbation Playdate will be:
1: Silly songs playing out loud over speakers.
2: Boyfriend watching and encouraging me in baby-talk.
3: Slideshow of porn going by so fast that I'm never able to stop on a picture that really excites me.
4: Maybe my BF would use a fleshlight and jerk me off from behind while cooing in my ear.
5: Maybe if I've been bratty, I'll have to wand myself through my chastity instead of being released.
6: Mandatory tickle time after cumming while my body is still sensitive.

32:
If i never cum again, and keep edging and gooning, I'll start having wet dreams and leaking in my pants during the day, so I'll be forced to wear a diaper all the time to keep my pants clean

...Ahh a boy can only dream so much.
I'm so horny that i need diapers to catch my constantly leaking precum. So many pairs of underwear permanently stained with my pre... I just can't stop thinking about porn and fetishes!

33:
You're at daycare. One of the other kids tells on you for something you didn't do. The caregivers don't believe you. You begin to tear up because you know what's coming. Bad little boys get put in the tickle socks.
When you're wearing the tickle socks, that means that any of the other kids at daycare can tickle you as much as they want. Nobody can stop them. They can tease you gently, or even tickle you to the point of filling your diapers.
This is made even worse by the fact that you'll be strapped into your bouncer for some time out. You won't be able to escape the prodding hands no matter how badly you want to. Almost all of the other kids will take advantage of your predicament.
With a final click of the locks, your hands are bound far above your head and a circle forms around you. The daycare kids approach you with wiggling fingers and grinning faces. You squeal as your "punishment" begins.
As you writhe and scream under the touch of your fellow daycare kids, you notice the one who told on you. He's sitting under you, enjoying himself as he tortures your socked feet. He looks up at you tauntingly, and you just know that he'll be tattling on you again soon...

34:
1: Thick locking diapers (only changed when FULL)
2: Crop top t-shirt (no covering the top of your diaper)
3: Silly socks (humiliating)
4: Clunky sneakers (cute designs and squeak a little when you walk)
5: Extra large pacifier (good boys don't talk back)
You WILL be going to daycare in this outfit. No arguing unless you want to get a spanking in front of the other boys...

35:
I'm watching tickling videos while i goon, and i wish i could get tickled crazy. No mind left, only giggles and laughing while I'm forced to fill my diapers!
After I'm nice and retarded, i can go about my life watching Barney and humping my diapers. And during every diaper change, I'm not allowed off the changing table until I'm tickled to the point of wetting my diaper. I'll never get to experience a dry diaper again

36:
Just going to sit around looking at porn like i always do; and hopefully i don't cum prematurely from rubbing the front of my diaper. I'm so pathetic i can't even goon properly sometimes... I wish i could keep gooning forever without worrying about cumming and having to stop.