Awesome biker dude super genius model fucks a lot of women

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So this stroy starts with Arnold. He is a super science guy and leet hacker genius. One day while he was hacking around in NASA Space Station satelite network he caught an alien signal the CIA and FBI people have been denying for years. It only takes Arnold one afternoon to crack the signal and the decipher the language of the aliens (something all the other scients FAILED cause they so stoopid compared to Arnold).

So Arnold found this signal and shit did it contain like awesome stuff. Arnold learned how he could make himself even smarter and have huge muscular body and like a foot long cock. And he did it.
So buff like a body builder, hung like a bighorse and smart as Einstein's lovechild with Hawkings he goes out to fuck with lots of women.

First he goes into a brothel and bets if he can fuck all the whores there without stop he don't have to pay. And they agree and he does. Then he goes on doing all the beautiful and big-breasted women he meets in the streets. The police wants to stop him, but after he beats them up they let him fuck.
And then he becomes famous. Starring in lots of pornos and later movies. But he legalizes porn in regular movies and soon every movie is a porn movie with lots of action and explosions and shit.

Besides he movie and pornstar carrier he develops a cure for all sicknesses in the world and to make all women beautiful and big breasted and horny. And then he breaks all world records for biggest orgy, biggest dick, longest fuck. The last one was so good for her she died, lol. Not really dead die though. She just wished she was dead 'cause she'd never feel as good as the moment my dick was pummeling her ass for hours and hours.

And then he wrote a book about his life which brought him a pulizer price. And then he challanged Chuck Norris, Chackie Chan and Mr. T to a fight and won without using his hands.

In the end he was legend and everyone on the planet knew him. And after he was old and died of old age everyone was crying for months. But he didn't really die. The Aliens saw how awesome he was and beamed him up to become their ruler. And he lived forever and had sex with lots of sexy alien chicks (although he got some regular shipments from earth too).

The end.

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