Feeling Full Part 1
Just across the campus of Pimento University was a small relatively unknown but well off burger joint. On its wall encased in glass was a shirt with the words “I’ve survived hell” in bright red lettering. Shirt and its case had gotten dusty old and forgotten. There was once a time in which people had attempted to claim that shirt but after three years of nobody making any attempts it had become apparent that it was likely impossible… until today. 
The door creaked open as a new fresh face entered the restaurant. Danny Anderson or as some of his friends have started calling him “Dandy” was a sophomore at good ol’ P.U., a panda of relatively short height but with massive girth that is to say he was quite a bit on the overweight side but not at all that fat when compared to other bears. He was a bit nerdy than most but was otherwise more or less just your average college student trying to get by and pass all of his subjects. He was for the most part normal except for one little thing… his appetite.
Even for a bear he had an unusually large appetite especially for greasy fast food (which he deeply resents about himself). The young monochrome bear walked towards the counter with his stomach already growling at him begging him to eat, smelling the aroma of juicy beef in the air. 
“So what can we get for ya”
“uuuuuuhhh…”
The young panda paused for a moment as he stared at the menu above him for a full thirty seconds and said.
“I wanna try the burger from hell challenge”
If a needle dropped you’d be able to hear it. The room fell suddenly silent for a second. The burger joint regulars turned to see the unwitting fool who’d dare to attempt such a feat. All of the previous customers who’ve tried have all failed and succumbed to the might of “burger from hell”.
“Oh.. My… God… Rob!”
“What” shouted rob from beyond the window behind the cashier.
“This guy over here wants to try the hell burger”
“What?!?!?!”
The confused panda just stared awkwardly entirely unaware of what it is he had just done. Hurried footsteps could be heard immediately followed by the door being flung open with Rob behind it.
Rob suddenly grabbed the panda with his big strong arm by the pandas shoulder and made him face the wall with the shirt.
“uhhhhh…”
“shhhh… You sir have been the only person in the last three years have been the first to attempt the burger from hell challenge. I want you first to know how grave your situation really is man.”
The panda just continued feeling awkward with the situation but nonetheless was still listening to the dogs words.
“The Hell Burger is a 6lb monster stuffed between two pieces of bread and infused with a thousand spices. It’s like... not even a burger anymore… Are you sure you want to take this kid?”
“Uhm… sure I guess”
“Okay so like here’s the rules man. You gotta eat the burger in 1 hour and not leave your table…” “Yeah cause kids have tried to cheat it before” murmured the cashier. 
“If you can do that then the burger is free and you get that shirt.”
“Oh… well cool I guess”
And so it began…
The panda was given an hour to finish off the burger and a bottomless drink, one he needed in order to even survive the challenge. At first things started off relatively okay with the panda beginning to work his way through the layers of beef and other meats but soon the panda felt a burning sensation in his mouth.
“Oh holy crap this is hot!” he murmured unto himself. Try as he might to drink the heat away after the next bite the spice was back and was even stronger than before. He reasoned he had to just keep eating through it and bog down on all the water. 
Minutes passed and he’d barely made a dent in the burger. “oooh well this isn’t good.”  His decision to cut down on the water came too late and his bladder was now filled with piss. The panda reasoned he’d just sweat out the water then from all the heat of the spicy burger.
Half an hour passed and a substantial amount of the burger was already gone. The panda had been brought to tears by the spice of the burger but had no choice but to continue eating. He knew he was close he just knew it. The thoughts of victory had dulled his senses from how much he really needed to piss.
Ten minutes left and he was about to do it, about to win, about to conquer the infernal burger but suddenly.
“Ahhh crap”
The panda suddenly felt an intense pain in his bladder and a bit of piss spurted out from his cock. Luckily that squirt of piss just collected in his foreskin but he knew a lot more was coming after that. In a fit of desperation he hurriedly searched for a water bottle or something, really anything he could use as a piss container. He rummaged as fast as he could but alas he was too slow. He’d already started leaking. The panda made a futile attempt of delaying the inevitable by reaching his hand down and clamping over his foreskin with his fingers as he continued to rummage through his backpack. His foreskin ballooned in his pants as he could no longer stop the flow of his bladder. He was already leaking through his foreskin from the pressure inside of it. It took him too long to realize that he didn’t have anything to store the piss in so the panda gave up and let go. A torrent of piss missed with dried semen and smegma rapidly exited his penis. The panda completely soaked his tighty whiteys and had wet his jeans. He let out a few tears but also a sigh of relief as now his bladder problems were over. 
As he started to regain composure he had noticed something. On his late was only a clump of meat attached to a small morsel of bread… “Holy shit” he thought to himself. He was almost done. With five minutes to spare he swallowed that one last bite and licked his plate clean and exclaimed ”Woooooooooooooooo”.
The small joiner joined him in celebration.
In celebration he forgot all about the fact that he just wet himself. Thankfully nobody noticed either since the panda was already drenched in sweat and the stench of piss had been masked by the smell of the pandas sweat and musk and the still lingering aroma of the infernal burger.
“Today is a good day” he said to himself.
Little did he know that his day was far from over…
-TO BE CONTINUED-