Dear Diary, 

Today I read in Teen Weekly that Britney Spears sold her underwear on ebay for something like a million Dollars! That's nothing! I could do way better than that! After all I am the most beautiful and most attractive mouse in all the land so I thought I would give it a shot! What can I say. I am a bit naughty! Hehe!

I was right of course. I instantly got a buy it now for Ten thousand luxury brand Cheesecakes by someone called badboyzachy69. (Why can't someone use proper names these days on the internet ugh!) Whoever that is he better send me my cakes quickly or else I will be throwing my undies in the bin! Huff!

Other than that not much happened Today. I mean I did win the small Rodents beauty pageant like I do every year but Whatever..

Oh yes! Father disturbed my beauty nap again!
He keeps unbuttoning my PJ's and then touches my boobs and squeezes them and ugh! Doesn't he know I need my naps to maintain my exquisite fur complexion!? I know I am more beautiful than my dumb little sister Lily and any other lady on this planet for that matter but it's getting on my nerves! Couldn't he bother Mother instead!? 

Sometimes I wake up to find him thrusting his big fat willy between them leaving a mess in my cleavage! Ughhh! He made me put it in my mouth too! I hate it! It smells icky and he chokes he with it. He makes me lay on my back with my head over the bed side and shoves it really far down my throat and then begins to pee! Grooooss!! Another time before that he interrupted my tea party with my teddies Sir Podrick and Penelope Patterson to shove his junk in my face again! He pulled my hair really tight and his dick made me puke up all over my boobs and more importantly my new dress! YUCK! I was so angry and my tea party was ruined!

UGH!

I don't really care too much though which is why I don't usually write such things in here. Plus it's gross and I am a lady! Though... I have to admit. At first I didn't like it when he put his thing in my bum. It hurt really bad and I would squeak loudly but it feels kind of good now I guess. I don't show it though. He doesn't deserve to see a princess like me satisfied! Besides he said he likes to see me cry... He's weird! Sometimes he pees right in my butt too! Like couldn't you just go to the bathroom?? Eeew! I can feel my bum filling up with his hot peepee before he pulls out and it squirts everywhere!!! Yuck! He had to get the maids to change my Barbie bedsheets to the stupid mauve pink ones! Lame!

The worst is when he gets on top of me! He almost crushes me because he's a big fat lamo. Like, HELLO!? I'm small and cute and you are not! He likes to spread my legs and put his claws round my neck and slap me with the other whilst he tickles my lady bits! He's so mean! I would say it feels kind of good but it ruins my makeup so it's not worth it!!! He also called me a “fat spoiled brat!” UM … Excuse me!? So I spat at him! He didn't seem to like that though so he squeezed my neck tighter! I couldn't breathe! Idiot! He doesn't know how to treat a Lady!

Lastly he tells me to open my mouth and show my tongue whilst squeezing my boobs together as he rubs his dick! He says if I don't he won't give me my £2000 a week pocket money! It's NOT FAIR! Huffsies! But whatever! His cream sort of tastes like sugar icing so it's not too bad. Though I wish it wouldn't get in my hair!

Anyway I've got a jet waiting for me in the morning to Hawaii so I need an early nights rest! Hopefully I will meet a cute, exotic prince whilst I'm there who will shower me in gifts! x

~ Tiffany Cheesecake <3