Gag Gifts

Rhyme spent a few minutes hovering over the “check out” button on the website, reviewing the selections he had made. This website had a most amazing selection of a wide assortment of gag gifts. He was in fox heaven sorting through everything, adding them to his cart, and assigning them to various friends. If this didn’t earn him the title of trickster, nothing would. There were seven gifts in total, one for each of his good friends. They wouldn’t even know what hit them. He pressed the button and leaned back, it was done.

Two Weeks Later

Kade picked up the small package sitting just outside his front door. The box was plain brown, bearing no distinct markings. His first thought was that he hadn’t ordered anything for a while, could this have been a package he purchased and forgot about?

He made his way inside and used his keys to slit the tape along the sides and straight down the center, popping open the two folds. Inside was a small present wrapped in silver foil with a gold accessory bow. Underneath the string was an enveloped card.

“Happy Birthday to the greatest rabbit in the world. I hope you have a lot of fun with this. –Rhyme” Kade read the card twice. His birthday was in a couple of days, but usually nobody bothered exchanging presents anymore. He smiled warmly and puled the present out of the package, casually setting it down on the counter in front of him as he grabbed an afternoon snack.

He let the carrot hang from his mouth while he used a nail to slit open a section of the present. He bit off a chunk of carrot and slid the contents out onto the table. He laughed when he saw the gift, sharply inhaling and nearly choking on the loose snack. He sputtered, trying to catch his breath, bits of carrot spraying out onto the clear plastic of the underwear package.

Kade held up the boxers, staring at the mostly nude image of a hunky husky sporting the boxers contained within. He shook his head in mild bemusement. There was no doubt this had been purchased at a sex store, the husky’s cock was pocking through the front of the boxers, showing off a ring that had been sewn into them. The rabbit held the package in one hand and slowly lowered his other inside his cargo shorts. 

His member pulsed quickly under the touch. He would make something up later to keep from letting Rhyme know that he was actually excited about the gift. For now though, he licked his lips and made his way into the privacy of his room before ripping the seal off of the package. Kade made sure to leave the image of the husky intact, no sense in destroying something he could use a little later.

He pulled out the pair of boxers and held them up to take a better look. In the front, where there would normally be a flap, was a considerably sized hole surrounded by a cool gray rubber ring. Kade sat at the edge of his bed and lifted his feet into the gift, sliding them up his slender legs. The cool velvety red fabric sent shivers up his spine. He stood up and shuffled a bit, his cotton tail bouncing as the boxers slid up over his crotch. The gray ring was perfectly placed, he reached in and with a single finger pulled the length of his bunnyhood out of the hole. He gave a small tug and pulled the fabric tight against his skin, pulling his rabbit balls through the ring last to snugly fit the garment in place.

“I know why you sent these to me Rhyme, you were hoping to get a sneak peak.” Kade said aloud to nobody. He pulled out his phone and made his way over to the mirror. He took as many shots as possible, moving every which way and finding every angle. A few were for himself, anything that showed off his bits was too risqué to be sent via text message, but anything that was just barely tease-worthy was added and sent to Rhyme. Kade did his best to make sure that Rhyme wouldn’t see any more or less than he was willing to show. He also included the message ‘Thanks for the amazing birthday present. I love them.’

It wasn’t even five minutes later when he got a return message from Rhyme containing a single word: ‘Tease!’ Damn right he was a tease, and he loved every minute of it. He could just imagine Rhyme sitting there with all of these photos trying to catch even a glimpse of his dark red tip over a turned hip. He wasn’t going to get his wish.

Kade hopped into bed, the tight fabric pulling at his member, he wiped a drop of pre from the tip and rubbed it into his furred sheath. He closed his eyes and ran a paw along his large shaft. His member was not an easy thing to hide, but those pictures had been taken with precise strategy, but now he had no reason to hide himself. He arched his back, every muscle in his body tensing up for what he was about to do. He placed a pillow under his back and in a single fluid motion his legs flipped over his head until they came in contact with the wall. It was a technique he had been perfecting for a couple years already and one that he nearly had down to a science.

With the balls of his heels just lightly touching his wall, he walked himself down, his entire body pulling in on itself. Above him, the boxers hung a bit loose around his thighs, threatening to obstruct his vision of the prize awaiting him. Kade’s back tensed as he pulled his muscles to their limits, he wrapped his arms around his legs, letting his paws gently push forward on his behind. This small amount of force was enough to bring his tip to his mouth. He gave a small lick, getting the taste of his salty pre. Kade was pleasantly surprised when he found that he could push his tongue far enough to reach the underside of his tip, all of those training and stretching sessions must finally be paying off.

He pulled his head up and pumped with one paw as his other continued to push down on his rump with the other. The usual strain on his back didn’t seem to exist at the moment. Either he was filled with so much adrenaline that it was being suppressed or he was getting a lot more flexible. Kade hoped for the latter, otherwise after this little session ended he would be in a lot of pain. He pulled from the base of his shaft and began to pull more of himself in. As his length slowly disappeared into his maw, his excitement increased. His dick had never felt as large and hard as it did at that very moment and he didn’t want to risk losing that.

He pumped hard and fast, daring to stretch himself even further than what should have been possible. He opened his eyes and found that he was within inches of his rabbit balls. So close that they were filling his vision. He pumped faster and harder, holding his position as the rabbit seed began to flow into his maw and down his throat.

He tried to hold himself steady for as long as possible, but knew that it would completely destroy his back if he didn’t release soon after release. He pushed his legs off the wall and let them fall, waiting for the pain to reach his spine. But it never came. He must have folded himself over farther than any back should bend but there was nothing, no pain. 

For a second he allowed his mind to wander, reveling in how easy it had been to suck himself off. He let his arms fall to the bed, feeling the rhythm of his chest slowly filling with oxygen as he came down from the high. He didn’t want to get back up. His legs felt like butter, but he had to get himself cleaned up. He swung them over the edge of the bed and stood up, pulling the boxers down and letting them fall to the floor. 

He blinked, seeing something pink poking out from under the folds of the fabric. It couldn’t be possible. With one foot Kade grasped the edge of the fabric and kicked at it, pushing it off of the object it had been attempting to hide. It was still poking through the gray ring.

He looked across the room towards the mirror he had used to take the provocative pics and his eyes took in an unfamiliar sight. His empty white fur covered crotch. He jumped as he ran a hand over the smooth bump where his manhood used to reside. One foot landed squarely on the boxers, sending a jolt of pain through his body as it felt like he had just been kicked in the balls. He tripped, falling to the floor and coming face to face with the discarded boxers. He tentatively reached out and ran a hand along the fabric, pulling it closer to him and watching the still twitching cock pulsate.

He ran his hand along the fur, suddenly realizing why it had been so easy for him to suck himself off. Why his back wasn’t currently in agony, even if his balls were. The cock had pulled away from his body, the boxers and gravity helping him out. He had felt all of it, every lick and pump, even though it wasn’t attached. As those thoughts crossed his mind, the cock began to twitch again, growing harder against his will. His brain shut off, his hands taking over as he grabbed for the garment/penis combination. He shoved it into his mouth and sucked until his seed was flowing again.

It wasn’t until much later that night that he recovered enough energy to pick up his phone and send his friend a text.

‘What the hell did you do to me!?’ As much as he enjoyed his gift, he didn’t want to be stuck this way forever. Rhyme was the culprit behind the bittersweet birthday present.

‘Muahahaha. Have fun, maybe you’ll let me borrow it sometime ;)’

Kade dishearteningly held the phone in one hand and his new boxers in the other. He checked for the fifth time, but still couldn’t find any instructions with the package. He pulled the boxers up to his chest and hugged them tight.