“Ugh… I'm feeling sick… how'd you convince me to steal a rowboat with you Quice?” “Because i told you there'd be pie. You okay Willace?” Quice chirped. “The pie was good… But I shouldn't have eaten it in one sitting… “ Willace groaned. The small 3 person rowboat was rocking from the waves with three diapered cubs sitting in it. They stole it earlier in hopes of some fun but… They are very far from home now. “Hey Quice? Do you think we'll die out here?” Quire asked. “Woah! That's depressing! No of course not! We got plenty of food!” Quice barked. “Yeah, but it's all just formula…” Quire responded. “None of us can eat hard food anyway!” Quice chirped. “I can! Oh God here comes the pain!” Willace said. Willace puked off the side of the boat. “Pie doesn't count. Feel better?” Quire asked. “A lot better! Think I'll be okay now. We have formula but how do you make it?” Willace asked back. “Dude, you're how old and don't know?” Quice lectured. “I don't know a lot of things! I'm still learning to read!” Willace barked back. “Well read the formula thingy! I don't know either! I was just teasing.” Quice responded. Quire picked up the the can and started reading. “You put two scoops in a bottle! I wanna do it! I like to cook!” Quire chirped. 
  Quire proceeded to fill all the bottles with formula and then gave one to Quice and Willace. “Yay! Dinner!” Willace chirped. “Yus! Dinner! It gonna be good! Especially for Willace cuz he had empty stomach!” Quice teased. “Well at least we got each other! Cheers!” Quire said cheerfully. They bumped their bottles together then started drinking their formula. “This is so nice… all of us together, on a boat, eating dinner!” Quice chirped then went back to suckling his bottle. “Mmmhmm!” Quire agreed. Willace nodded and continued suckling. They finished their bottles then suddenly… *Frrrt!* “Uh oh… I gotta go potty! Quice shouted. “It's okay! I brought more diapers and I can change you! I like changing your diapers!” Quire chirped.  Quice let out a sigh of relief. Willace grabbed his nose. “You stink! Are you sure that was a fart?” Willace asked. “Yeah! Imma go now! I really need to go!” Quice said. With that he lifted his tail and started pushing. “Almost… There!” With a final push and a grunt Quice messed his diaper. *Frrt! Blorch!* “There! All done!” Quice panted cheerfully. Willace was still holding his nose. “What did you eat?!” Willace groaned. “Hehe, I get bottle fed a lot of formula! Especially by Quire!” Quice chirped.”You're getting kind of chubby though, I'm going to stop feeding you as much. Besides you're old enough to drink from a bottle by yourself! Lay down so I can change ya!” Quire chirped. Willace still holding his nose scratched his head. “Are you two boyfriends? Cause you seem like it! Always together, getting into trouble and sharing food!” Willace asked. Quice just laid down and almost jumped back up. “What?! Of course not! You tellin’ your friends don't feed ya or change your diaper?” Quice protested. Quire blushed. “Well we do act like it sometimes… i mean, we have kissed before! Er! On accident! Anyway, time for a change!” Quire replied. 
  “Woah! I just noticed your diaper! That sure is a lot! You need to slow down when you eat!” Willace teased. “Shut up, I'm just hungry a lot! I can't help that i need a lot of food!” Quice replied back, blushing. “Time to untape you! Let's see how messy you are!” Quire chirped. Quice made a pouty face, still blushing. “You're always so happy about it… you act like i gave you a present.” Quice grumbled.”You tellin’ me you don't like it when you change a diaper? It's great! You get to help your friends out! Now hush, I'm going to change you! For real this time!” Quire said back happily. Quire untaped Quices diaper and pulled the front of it down. “Woah! That's a lot! You must a really had to go! Now put your legs up so i can get rid of this!” Quire chirped. Quice lifted up his legs and Quire lifted Quices rump up then pulled the diaper out from underneath him. “Much better, now to wipe and powder you!” Quire said happily. Quire then got a wet wipe and wiped Quices mess off him, making sure to get front and back before putting it in the diaper. Quire then folded the diaper up and kept it shut by using the diapers tapes. “What about the smell? This thing still reeks!” Willace pointed out, holding up the messy diaper with two fingers, and of course still holding his nose. “Just throw it into the ocean! Smell will be gone! Powder pwease!” Quice said. “But what if a fish eats it?” Willace asked. “So what if a fish eats it? He'll jus’ get sick! His mommy can make him feel better!” Quice chirped. “Okay but i hope the fish know better!” Willace said reluctantly. Willace weakly threw the diaper into the ocean with two fingers. Quire grabbed the powder and powdered Quice. “Hehe, smells gone! And you just look sooo cute all nakey and powdered!” Willace teased. “S-so what if i look cute? What about it!” Quice barked back. “I was only teasing! You're not THAT cute!” Willace said back. “Guys shut up I'm trying to put the diaper on!” Quire shouted. Quire grabbed Quices legs and pulled him up, putting the diaper underneath and then taping it up. “There! All done!” Quire chirped. “Who's up for truth or dare?” Willace blurted. “I'm game!” “Me too!” 
  “I'll go first!” Willace said happily. “Quice! Truth or dare?” Willace asked. “Uhhh… Dare!” Quice replies. “Hehe, i dare you to kiss Quire! You gotta do it! It's a dare!” Willace giggled. “Oh… Okay! It's just a kiss! I get those from mommy all the time!” Quice chirped back. Willace looked at Quire.”Don't look at me! I don't have a problem with it! Quice is a friend! You're supposed to get kisses from people you like!” Quire said. “Well? Go on! Kiss! Hehe!” Willace chirped. Quice and Quire were both blushing. Quice grabbed Quires shoulder and gave him a short kiss on the lips. “There! Done! Now it's my turn! Quire! Truth or dare!” Quice akwardly blurted still blushing. Willace giggled. “Tr-truth!” Quire responded just as awkwardly. “Tell us a secret! But! It's got to be something I don't know! I know a lot of your secrets cuz they're mine too!” Quice chirped. Quire paused a moment then started blushing. “I… I love you! Like… more than a friend! I always have had a crush on you!” Quire blurted.”I… I never knew! Well… It's your turn Quire! You can um… go… “Quice said quietly, blushing bright red, his little heart pumping. “Quice! Truth or dare!” Quire blurted out quickly and awkwardly. “Tr-truth!” Quice responded back. Willace was in the front of the boat, smiling and blushing. “Do you… love me too?” Quire asked shyly. “I… I do! I love you! You always feed me n’ change me… share your food, hehe… but I also think you're really cute! You're nice an’ shy an’ an’!” Quice started panting.”You're my boyfriend!” Quice finished. 
  “Well you know what that means! You two gotta kiss! Hehe!” Willace interrupted. Quire quickly, and awkwardly, hugged Quice. Quire then gently kissed Quice on the lips. After the kiss the two kept hugging. “I'm glad I got you two together, whole reason I came! Well, also pie…” Willace said. Quice and Quire stopped hugging. “Don't think I didn't notice! C’mere!” Quice chirped then gave Willace a bear hug. “I'm glad you're my friendo!” Quice said softly. “Me too! Glad to see you finally with someone!” Willace said back happily. “What do you mean finally?” Quice said teasingly. “Nothing!” Willace laughed. “Well, what do we do now? I mean, I love you, a lot! So I want to do what you want to do!” Quire chirped. Still slightly blushing. “I got a great game! But I don't think Willace would want to play it! He doesn't like to play hide and seek with friends, so instead let's play kiss and tell! Willace don't have his boyfriend with him so he can use my Growlithe plush!” Quice said happily, then gave Willace the plush.”I don't think you actually kiss when you kiss and tell! I think it's like butt kissing or something.” Willace stated. “Why would you kiss a butt? That's a weird thing to do! But I guess we can play it your way! Sounds like fun!” Quice chirped back. “No not actual butt kissing, like trying to be teachers pet by snitching on others! It's an expression!” Willace corrected. “Well we can't do that here! So we'll just take turns telling something or kissing butt!” Quice replied. “That seems a little weird, I don't know why you'd kiss a butt ever! That seems gross!” Quire said back. “Exactly! It's like truth or dare but instead of dare you gotta kiss a butt! I'm down!” Quice chirped. “Me too! I got a plush so it's not a big deal for me!” Willace agreed.”Well, guess I'll play too! It does sound interesting!” 
  “Quire gets to go first, then you, then me!” Quice stated to Willace. “Okay! Willace! Have you ever done something you're not supposed to like steal something or break a vase?” Quire asked. Willace stayed quiet and kissed the Growlithe plush on the butt. “I don't want to answer either so I guess I have to kiss the back of your diaper!” Quice chirped. “So how exactly do we do this? Do I stick it in your face or do you just crouch? I guess either way works!” Quire asked. “Just stick it in my face I guess! That would probably be easiest!” Quice answered cheerfully. Quire turned around and stuck his diaper high in the air. “This work? I feel like this might be a bad idea…” Quire said unsure. “That works! Just stay like that!” Quice replied. Quice bent down to kiss Quires diaper when suddenly… *Frrrrt!* Quire farted right into Quices face. 
  Quire blushed a bright red and covered his face. “S-sorry! I got to go potty!” Quire explained, clearly embarrassed he just farted into his new boyfriends face. “Your fart stinks bad! But it fine! You can't control it! I still got to kiss your diaper though…” Quice said, getting back up. “You don't have to kiss it! It's fine!” Willace said. “Y-yeah, that'd be gross…” Quire agreed. “Shut up! I made the rules and I have to follow them! No way I'm answering the question!” Quire stated firmly. “Uh oh!” Quire exclaimed. He started to blush redder. *frrrt!* *blorch!* “S-sorry… i couldn't hold it!” Quire said holding his red cheeks. “Aw man it's so stinky! Your diaper smells ten times worse than Quices! And it's completely full! How many bottles did you have?! ” Willace said frowning and holding his nose. “... I um… I had six before getting on the boat then one on the boat… i was trying to treat myself today!” Quire said softly.” Hehe! I had more than ten! I had twelve before we got on the boat and then two more!” Quice chirped. “Geez! You do need to eat less! How many do you have a day normally?!” Willace asked surprised. “Twenty!” Quice replied.”I normally have six. Today I was going to have twelve as a treat.” Quire said back. “Anyway! Now i'm going to kiss your butt! Turn around.” Quice said. Quire reluctantly turned around and put his diaper high into the air. Quice leaned in and gave the brown stain a big wet kiss. “Mwah! There! Wasn't even bad! Smelled really gross though… time for a change!” Quice said happily. “I agree, time for a change! Now! My nose is plugged and I still smell it!” Willace said Quire laid on his back.” Hurry, I think Willace might puke!” Quire teased. Willace blushed then blew a raspberry. Quice untaped Quires diaper and unfolded it, then pulling it out from underneath him. “Boy that was a lot! Time for clean up~” Quice chirped. Quice wiped Quire clean with a wet wipe then powdered him.”Time for a new diaper now! These diapers got foxes on em! They're my fav!” Quice chirped. Quice lifted Quires butt and stuck the diaper under him before taping it up on Quire. “Yay! I'm done! Now to get rid of this thing!” Quire said then threw the diaper into the water. “I don't mean to be a downer but… How are we going to get home?” Willace asked. 
  “We row home silly! It's not like we're stranded the middle of the ocean!” Quice chirped.” Quice! You broke character! We're pretending to be stranded in the middle of the ocean in a stolen rowboat!” Willace groaned.”Oh right! Oops! Does that mean the game is over?” Quice asked. “Yeah i guess. I'm getting bored being on your pond anyway.” Willace said. “Hey! It's a big pond! It's the size of a lake!” Quice barked. “Just because it takes you a minute to walk around doesn't make it the size of a lake. It's only like a hundred feet across.” Quire responded. “It's a full acre! I helped make it!” Quice said back. “I was there… all you did was make the drawing.” Willace replied.”It was a good drawing…” Quire added. “To shore! Oh, wait we didn't row anywhere…” Quice said. “I guess we just get out then.” Willace said back. They all got out of the small rowboat and walked towards the rock pathway. “Anyone up for video games?” Quice asked. “How about a sleep over?” Willace asked. “Yes! Both of you! Hehe! This is going to be fun! Race you in!” Quice chirped. The end!... For now.