Before we get started ...

[---------***DAN, FOR GOD SAKE DON'T READ THIS***-----------]
It's all a joke, but it's a really REALLY gay story.
Seriously, it'll make your head explode and shit.
Go see what Strider has done lately - just anything but read this.
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Since it's April Fools, I decided to do something REALLY different

Instead of pulling a prank, I decided to write an erotic story involving myself and one of my characters being VERY out of character.

(Oh, and A HUGE "I APOLOGIZE" for this in advance ...)
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The following Story is about myself (I'm a tall, light brown and white rabbit - I never seem to draw myself) and Will - An extremely gay bunnywolf (You can see what kind of things he likes from his picture).

Pic of Will here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/65048/

(... I really need to draw him again, that pic is really old ...)

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-=Sweet Touch=-

I lay my head against the wall for support as the world started to take another spin.  Closing my eyes and inhaling, I managed to steady myself enough to stay upright.  I was drugged, there was no question about it.  'She' must have slipped something into my drink...

(Moments ago)
Drunk, dizzy, and needing to pee, I had managed to stumble my way into the bathroom and saddle up to a urinal before I lost complete bladder control.  Unzipping my pants and pointing my dick the general direction of the urinal mint, I tried to let loose with the full fury of the beer I had consumed earlier.

Something was terribly wrong ...

*Ahhhhhh!!!!*

I let out a loud moan as a very unnatural and overwhelming sensation gripped my lower half ... with the first drop, It felt like I was ejecting hot, liquid pleasure from the end of my cock ... I was almost as shocked by my sudden outburst as  the rest of the bathroom's occupants ... and I cried out again ... 

my dick became painfully hard as my body gave way to a slowly trickling extasy ... what the fuck was happening? ... waves of warmth hit me ... squirt, throb, squirt ... it was like being trapped inside an orgasm ... I managed to draw a ragged breath before it overtook me again ... every drop was heaven to experience ...  my balls ached as if an ocean of cum had been squeezed into them ...  

"OH GOD...FEELS SO GOOOOOOD"

The bathrooms other patrons gaped at me as I made even more strange noises, and began digging at the wall with my nails.  My world was bending in half as the stream hit the back of the urinal in spits - I simply couldn't cope with the sensations ... my eyes rolled back as another wave hit.  From the time I had let loose with the stream, an almost crippling feeling of pleasure had begun to burn through my dick.  Tears ran down my face and I bit my lip as the first orgasm hit, turning the trickle of yellow to a jet of white.  

Every nerve in my genitals were burning ... my penis throbbing ... my knees trying to buckle as my prostate tightly squeezed ... and pure joy as seman shot out again ...

It must have looked like I was trying to make out with the urinal as I placed both hands on the wall and let out yet another cry.  

"FUCK!" is all I managed to mew out before the rollercoaster of pleasure took me for another sudden drop.

"The hell is wrong with that guy?"

"Dude, what are you on?"

"Hey man, you okay?"
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(Now)
Those of the bathrooms' patrons that hadn't immediately left upon the begining of my little display were now backed against the wall, trying to decide what to do. 

I couldn't stand anymore ... I collapsed onto my knees as my muscles contracted again.  Why?  Why'd 'She' do this?  The questions in my head were interrupted as I sprayed the bathroom wall with a new coat of spunk ...

A bear with dredlocks and a large joint in his mouth started loudly speculating about the type of drugs that could cause this sort of condition.  He had managed to get into an argument with short fox about the side effects of speed when a bunny-esque girl with purple hair and a short, sideless black dress burst into the bathroom...
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(Earlier that day)

I had known Will for about six months now.  Despite the fact that 'he' was much more comfortable being a 'she', I considered him one of my best male friends.

I never got along with guys quite as well as I did with women, but I guess that's because I always had such little interest in men in general.  Will was strangely enough the best of both worlds - a guy who looked like a girl, and with female interests and attitude.  The bonus was that since he was a guy, it took away the whole problem of getting too close that sometimes ruined my female friendships.  

Will didn't quite see things that way, and continued to shamelessly flirt with me despite my lack of interest in anything penis related.

One of Will's biggest advantages when it came to being a trap was the fact that he REALLY looked like a girl when he dressed up.  Being part rabbit and part wolf, he had all the advantages - a shapely rear and large fluffy tail could be credited to his rabbit ancestory - it also gave his fur a soft, feminine feel that made more than a few girls jealous.  The wolf in him is what let him stay so lean.  He showed me his stomach once, and I could actually make out the lines of his abs through the fur on his tummy.  Add purple hair that's a little longer than his shoulders, a short bunny/wolf muzzle with a heart shaped nose, and deep green eyes, and you get the idea...

If it wasn't for the fact that there was always a rather large bump in his dresses where there shouldn't be, he'd be able to fool almost anyone...

It had been a slow day.  I had finished mowing the yard earlier and managed to drag myself back into the house for a shower when the doorbell rang.  Half wet and still dirty from lawn clippings, I wrapped a towel around myself and walked to the door.  Will had shown up wearing a rather summery outfit of tight cutoffs and a white undershirt.  He had thankfully forgone the usual stuffed bra and had his hair tied back into a short ponytail.

"Hey girly!  (I had a tendency to give nicknames)  I swear you have the worlds worst timing."

"I dunno, I think it's perfect (as he smirks and playfully tugs at the towel I'm wrapped in).  I just wanted to see if you were doing anything tonight."

"Tonight?  Hmmm (I look off as if thinking)... well, I was planning on burying a body in the backyard, or possibly getting arrested for indecent exposure ... but ya know ..."

"(Will raises his eyebrows in mock surprise)  Indecent exposure?  Oh!  Can I see?)  (He smirks)

At this I open my towel and shake my hips. "oooh baby" I mouth sarcastically as I girate my hips, causing my dick to flop around.

I knew I had gone a little too far with the teasing as I felt Will's hand grope me.  "HEY!"

Will looked like he was coming out of a trance "SORRY!  SORRY SORRY SORRY!   I didn't mean to!  Well, I meant to, but ... you know ... You've got a nice cock."

"You like it?" I ask, flashing him again, then pulling away before he can get his hands on me.  "Sure, I'd love to go out tonight.  What were you thinking about doing?"

I could see he was trying hard not to crack a smile.   

I roll my eyes "Oh for the love of...No, I mean what do you want to do BESIDES that?"

(He just laughs, and gets a half smile on his girlish lips)

"Hey, if you ever do decide to try ... you know ..."

(Now it's my turn to smirk)  "You know you're the only girl for me, Will"

"Shut up" (He smiles)

"So, where are we going?...."
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(?)

Everything was a blur now ... the last thing I had remembered was Will dragging me out of the bathroom with the help of one of the bouncers.  

One last noise graced my ears before blackness reclaimed me:

"Please forgive me, bunny ..."
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(NOW)

I awoke with a gasp ... 

As the disorientation faded, I realized I was laying on my stomach.  Before I could collect my senses, a completely new sensation overtook me - with a small kissing noise, I felt something warm and wet slip between my ass cheeks and try to work its way into my anal pucker.  

"STOP!"  It was the only word that came to mind.  "Oh GOD, Stooooooop"

It didn't stop ... it got worse.  The warm, wet thing kept pushing and wiggling till it finally managed to push it's way inside.  "Nooooooooooo!" I half cried half mewed into the pillow.  It felt so filthy ... my cheeks burned as I lay helpless to stop my violation ... more kissing and slurping noises followed ... "Oh God, please stop, please stop, please ..."  

It was too much ... It was so horribly kinky ... I cried out again, but this time I also soaked the sheets under me ...

I turned over to find Will sitting on his knees behind me.  He smirked as he wiped his lips.

"You know, we've gotta stop doing this."  I said.

"Shhhh, you're supposed to be uncooperative!"  

"What the hell did you give me?  I thought I was going to cum to death!"

"We'll just see about that!" Will teased, not answering my question.

"Come here little girl, I got something for you ..."

Will stood up on the bed and walked over to stand over me.  "You know, for someone who doesn't like guys..."

I responded by gently grabbing his balls and leading him to sit down on my stomach.  I smiled as the warmth of his fanny spread across my tummy.  Looking up into his eyes, I could see him smiling.  His hair had fallen forward to frame his face.  I swear, sometimes even I had trouble remembering he was a male.

I pulled him down to me and kissed him, not really caring where his lips had just been.  As the same tongue that had tormented me minutes ago worked it's way into my mouth, I reached under him and grabbed the shaft of my rabbithood.  Spreading his ass with my other hand, I guided the head of my cum lubricated dick to press against the opening of his boi-pussy.  

He managed to get a "uh huh" in between kisses, and began pushing his ass back against my hardness.

He wiggled and pushed his warm bumhole over the tip of my cock, and then sat down hard on me.  "MMmmmmm!" he literally ran his tongue over his lips as I finally slid deep inside him.  My eyes half closed and I sucked in a short breath at the feeling.  He was so warm, his terrible lust making his already warm hole feel firey.  I could feel his heart beat as we sat there, his body clenching, and milking my invading cock.

"Will ... "

Will's eyes had closed all together, and a dribble of seman was dripping from the tip of his cock onto my stomach.  I didn't know which I enjoyed more, fucking him, or watching him fuck me.  His expression turned to pain for just a second as he lifted up, and then sitting down hard, speared himself on me again.  His soft ass and tail making for a sweet cushion as he slapped against me, again and again.

His slippery tailhole squeezed and molested my cock ... working me to to the point of almost cumming again before I grabbed him into an embrace to keep him from moving.

"Wha?"  He looked confused and disappointed at being stopped.  "Too close ... don't want to ... cum yet"  I let out a breath as the buildup for my orgasm faded.  Extracting myself from him, I laid him on his back on the bed.  "I want you to cum too, pretty girl ..."  Will's cheeks burned red at this comment, and drew up his knees to his chest so I could see everything.  "Am I really a pretty girl?"  He wiggled his tail to punctuate his comment.  "No, you're beautiful" I said as I leaned down and kissed his recently loved ass.  Will cooed lovingly as  I started to work his underside and cock over with my mouth.  Licking up the shaft of his rather large bunnywolfhood, I popped the tip of it into my mouth to clean the pre from it.  

I didn't realize how close Will was to cumming from our sexual session till I suddenly found my mouth full of warm spunk.  Will's hands had closed over the top of my head, and was moaning loudly as another stream hit the back of my throat.  "OH SHIT! ... Aaaahhh! ... CAN'T STOP! ... AHHHHH! ... CAN'T..." Will managed to groan out.  His hips dipped forward unbidden as his body took over, fucking the last of his orgasm into my already full mouth.  I tried to swallow, I really did, but another stream shot deep into the back of my throat, causing me to gag.  Cum ran from the sides of my mouth as I tried to choke down what I could until he finished.  His cock was far too large to actually fit into my throat, so I just had to wait until his thrusts stopped ...

Spent, Will collapsed back on the bed, all strength had left his body.  He desprately wanted to sit up and check on me, but he simply couldn't lift himself.

Pulling Will's still hard penis out of my mouth I coughed as I caught my breath.  Cum was everywhere.  Will's bed, his hips, and everything from my mouth down to my chest was covered in it.  Sitting up, I layed on top of him.  Putting my lips to his one last time, I gave him a taste of his own salty love.  

"Can we do this again tomorrow?"  he whispered into my ear ... his words faint as he fell asleep

"As long as you're my girl..."  I snuggled into him and fell asleep

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I didn't spell check this document, I'm sorry about that, but I've been writing it all day and just want to post it now ... :)