Elrike watched the rolling German countryside go by with a solemn look on her face. The 13-year-old doe had been looking forward to this trip since the start of the school year. She’s always had a fascination for her country’s rich history and a love for the rugged outdoors, a hiking trip to a medieval castle filled both niches perfectly, and practically kept her up every night beforehand. Yet, her face told a different story.
	Her humble looking overalls and boyish mannerisms wouldn’t show it, but her strict upper-class upbringing trained her to maintain a neutral and composed stature. It was one reason why her excitement for this trip didn’t show even in a bus full of her rowdy preteen peers. The other reason was something else her elite background trained her to suppress. 
	 Perhaps it was out of anticipation for this trip, but for the past week she’d been having a hard time going to the bathroom. An unfortunate bout of constipation laid a heavy weight in her tummy and blew a rather noxious exhaust out of it. As the bus jostled and leaned through curves, the gas inside her bubbled and churned. She winced and clenched feeling the growing bloat try to sneak its way out. Her tail flickered at the light strain to hold it in. Not here, not here…
	“Elrike?” The doe in question flinched. She turned to one of her friends, Julia, a blonde pomeranian looking at her with concern. “Are you Ok? You’ve been looking really sad.”
	 “I’m fine,” She said, wrapping her arms around her midsection and forcing a casual smile. “We’ve been on this bus forever, I just wanna go hike!”
	 “Ugh, I dunno how you like being out in the woods so much. It gets you all sweaty and gross, and there’s bugs everywhere!”
	 “Pffffft,” Elrike couldn’t understand how delicate so many of her fellow girls could be. Even her stuffy parents liked hiking. “Then why’d you even come? That’s all we’re gonna be doing! Hiking, climbing rocks and old stuff, peeing outside.” She hesitated on that last point with a sly smile, knowing it would be the most shocking one.
	“Peeing outside?!” She nearly shrieked, her brightly colored barrettes shaking on that word. “W-we can’t do that, we’re not boys!”
	Elrike chuckled. “We can do anything boys can, but better!”
	 “But not that!”
	 “Sure we can, I’ll sh-” Elrike tensed as a moan sounded from her stomach. She locked eyes with Julia and mirrored her surprised expression. “S-sorry.” She blushed. “I’m…pretty hungry too.”
	“Oh, I think I have some snacks if you want some.”
	“Sure, thanks.” Elrike cringed as she said that. Food was the opposite of what she needed right now, though she was sure that added weight in her gut would still be far less painful than revealing the truth. She was as rugged as they came. She preferred her hair short, her fist clenched, and her clothes baggy, but the one topic that always brought a tinge to her cheek and a flutter to her voice was that of the bathroom. It was another vestige of her prim and proper parents’ teachings, even hinting at one’s internal needs was worse than death.
	And so, it looks like that’s how Elrike was going to have to spend the day. Bearing through the constant soreness, holding back gas, and trying to enjoy the trip as best as she could. It…sucks, but she could handle it, she wasn’t a pussy. Just one day with a slight tummy ache, it was nothing to the same girl who had bested plenty of boys in wrestling or watched the most brutal anime with a morbid smile. And when she gets back home, in the sanctity of her own bathroom, she’ll take the fattest dump she’s ever taken in her life and go about the next day as normal.
	“Here!” Julia pulled a pack of cookies out her bookbag.
	“Thanks!” Elrike replied, doing a good job of hiding the unease in her voice. Eating the cookies were a lot less painful than she thought, at least for the time being. Stomachache or not, who doesn’t like cookies?
	Though the snacks were only a momentary distraction from Elrike’s reality. The bus hit another bump and she quickly stiffened, sucking in her stomach and clenching to stop the gas bubble that nearly shot out of her. She stared straight ahead at the back of the next seat, feeling her heartbeat pick up. Her knees trembled, that fart pushed hard at her hole while her stomach gave a rumbling threat. She shifted her eyes to her left, seeing Julia was in a conversation with a girl across the aisle. M-Maybe if she just…let it slip out…no one would notice.
	Elrike gulped, arching her back slightly with a growing blush. She took one more passing glance to confirm Julia was still turned away. Ok…she held her breath and gave her bloated bowels just the tiniest bit of a push. She huffed through her nose and twitched, feeling her anus flex and bulge but not quite opening far enough for that pressure to escape. Her brow furrowed underneath her baseball cap as she arched her back further. She pushed just a bit harder, trying not to shake on feeling her rump so awkwardly pry open…
	The bus shuddered on another bump, shattering Elrike’s concentration. She gasped just as that fart slipped out with a muffled pop into the seat of her overalls. She flinched and tried clenching her hole back shut, but her greedy insides forced out another softer pop, and another, and another, ending with a 4 second quiet whisp that felt oh-so uncomfortably warm and moist on her backside. 
	She stayed frozen for a moment, the bloating in her stomach had disappeared. And, it appears nobody noticed those little…‘outbursts.’ She slowly relaxed back into her seat with a sigh. Ok…that wasn’t that ba-oh. An absolutely putrid smell ambushed her nostrils. A scent to her that’s been embarrassingly familiar to her for the past week but was something her classmates were unprepared for. 
	First it was Julia that started coughing. “Oh my god!”
	Then various voices in her radius started up. “What the fuck?!” “Smells like Heinrich farted!” “W-what?! It wasn’t me!” “Ewwww!” “Somebody shit themselves!”
	It only took a split second for Elrike to realize the situation and strategically lay blame, something else a strict upbringing taught her to do well. “Ah jeez!” She covered her nose, pink still dusting her cheeks. “Heinrich, gross!” Lucky for her, she chose a seat right behind a skunk who just also happened to be a boy, two of the most foul creatures on Earth in one convenient body.
	“At least say ‘excuse me’!” Julia leaned over the seat in front, her nose pinched, to scold the accused skunk.
	“It wasn’t me I swear!” He pleaded with all of the hostile voices.
	Elrike sat back, her heart racing at that close call. Though she couldn’t help but smile, proud of such a clean getaway. Heinrich can take the fallout, he’s a boy. And as a skunk, a real stinker is bound to happen anyway.
	The stench and resulting comments lasted far longer than she had hoped, but it was all only temporary. And unfortunately, so was her relief. For the rest of the bus ride, she was left to cope with that heavy soreness in her stomach and another nagging gas bubble. It was only when they finally arrived in the town of Königstein, did her mood spring back to its excitable self.
	 “Woah!” Elrike gasped. She pressed her face against the window and craned her neck to take it all in. The massive Königstein Fortress complex rested upon the flattened summit of a woody mountain, its mossy stoned walls contrasted the freshly painted blue-topped white castle houses on top. The town itself was full of equally quaint homes built around the same period. Minus the modern streets, it was like they stepped back into the 15th century. Elrike was far from sentimental, but she had to admit it was beautif-no. It was freakin’ cool, and the view from the top was gonna look even cooler.
	“Wow…it’s pretty.” Julia mumbled.
	“Did you know people were tortured here?” Elrike held a cheerful smile while spotting the Hungerturm aka “starvation tower” on the side of the mountain.
	“W-what? But it’s so pretty!” Julia said, a pout setting on her dainty face.
	“The walls were all dark and grimy back then, bet it was super creepy with all those screams!” As the bus continued through town, the heavy tree growth up the mountain blocked her view of the fortress. “Aww…” But still, her excitement remained as they finally parked. She was gonna see it all up close very soon.
	“Alright class!” A grey-haired fox, Professor Crey, stood up in the front of the bus to address the students. The thin framed round glasses perched on his snout and small stature contrasted his strong deep voice. “We have a full schedule today and a lot of learning to do, so I expect you all to be diligent, responsible, and respectful visitors to the Königstein today!” Elrike rolled her eyes, the typical ‘be good kids’ speech she’s heard one thousand times. “From the bus, we will walk in a line to the Elbe River, where we will take notes on the biodiversity of the valley, before hiking up to the Königstein, where we will spend the rest of the day touring the various wings of the fortress. Now please, follow me off the bus and form an orderly line outside.”
	“Alright!” Elrike launched up, ready to start today’s adventure. Immediately, her face went blank as her stomach grumbled its discontent. She had to grip the seat in front of her to brace against the burn of an angry gas plume in her belly. Not even off the bus, and the day was proving to be a challenge. Oh joy.
       	She maintained a good poker face while patiently waiting for the line in the aisle to move forward. All she has to do is wait just a few minutes until they’re walking outside, where it’ll be far easier to escape the smell of a silent-but-deadly. Her belly gurgled loudly for another release, and her cheeks clenched feeling another fart press against her ring.
        	“Jeez, still hungry?” Julia commented in front of her.
        	“Yeah, but I’ll be fine.” Elrike flashed her a quick, forced smile. Thankfully a gap opened up in the aisle and she was quick to follow Julia through it with awkward stiff steps. She held onto that pressure in her rump just until she passed by Heinrich’s row and widened her gait to let it slip out.
        	“Ewwwww!” 
        	“Heinrich, cut it out!”
        	“I-it wasn’t me!”
        	She covered her mouth as she snorted. That poot didn’t get all of the air out of her system but it was enough to stand still comfortably. And finally stepping outside the bus after such a long ride was relief enough.
        	She smiled taking in her surroundings. The parking lot was adjacent to the town train station, which itself straddled the bank of the Elbe River. She couldn’t see it, but she could certainly smell its fresh scent of clear waters and grass. And when she looked up to her other side, the green mountain was a perfect backdrop to the 15th century town, especially knowing what magical place hid on top. Ah, this place is perf-
        	“Ah, hey!” In Elrike’s encapsulation she accidentally wandered into a rather shrill German shepherd girl.
        	“Sorry.” Elrike blurted out of instinct. Though upon realizing who it was, she regretted gifting her an apology.
        	“Watch where you’re going!”
        	“Jeez, I fricken said sorry!” Elrike didn’t particularly hate Nina, just people like Nina, the demographic of whom just so happened to include Nina. She and Elrike had a lot in common, as they both came from strict wealthy families who instilled a deep sense of shame and self-awareness. But while Elrike chose to rebel against the suffocating culture, Nina reveled in it. Her shoulder length blonde hair and tan fur shined with expensive conditioners, a snobby beauty mark dotted each well-trimmed tufted cheek, and her perfume managed to drown out the fresh scents of nature. She was one of the few girls in the class to start wearing makeup, and always did so flawlessly. She was aggressively feminine, just standing next to Elrike was meant to be an insult.
        	It was clear Nina believed her family’s teachings that she was entitled to more from society than the average. Any mistake at her expense, whether it be a speck of dirt on her seat, a sideways glance, or an accidental bump deserved a scathing reprimand no matter how harmless. Ugh. It reminded Elrike of her own parents in the worst ways. “If you were more careful, you wouldn’t even have to say it!”
        	“Line please, young ladies.” Professor Crey firmly reminded. 
        	Elrike narrowed her eyes at Nina and made sure to take a place in line a few students away from her. She crossed her arms over her stomach and huffed through her nose. She felt annoyed at Nina, annoyed at the solid mass clogging her guts, and annoyed at all these damn class procedures, she wanted to see some history and take a dump already!
        	“Elrike, what’s up with you?” She flinched as a wolf boy patted her shoulder. “Looks like you’re about to beat someone’s ass.”
        	“I am, and it’s gonna be yours.” Despite her annoyance at having her chain of thought broken, a smirk grew on her face. “Didn’t your mom ever teach you not to mess with a girl when she’s on her flow?” She lied. Another subject declared taboo from her upbringing, but at least this one declared the femininity she was taught to take pride in.
        	The wolf boy smirked back. “Mom taught me guys couldn’t get flows, Eldick.”
        	“Well my dick’s special.” 
        	“What the fuck? You get periods out your little dick?” He and the boys behind him started to chuckle.
        	 “Yep,” she said, barely holding back a giggle. “And your mom told me it’s bigger than your little shrimp, Klaus!” She ended by bumping him with her shoulder. Casual teasing was such a good palate cleanser to follow up Nina with.
        	“Attention class! We’re beginning our short walk to the river, please pay careful attention to your footing.” Professor Crey announced. “Anyone not following directions will be sent to the bus for the rest of the trip.” From the parking lot, it was only a short distance through an underpass to reach the riverbank. Elrike didn’t like how the short walk down an uneven grassy decline continuously churned the gas in her belly. Her short tail flickered as her glutes squeezed rhythmically against the urges. It was a blessing when their journey ended a mere 2 minutes later, and she found herself standing before the river’s clear shallow waters.
        	Across the river was another small, wooded mountain, with its own dainty town embedded in it. It was all truly beautiful, it’s a shame Elrike couldn’t find a less cliché word to do it justice. “Welcome class, to the Elbe River.” Professor Crey started. “It flows from the Riesenge Mountains in the Czech Republic to the North Sea, totaling 1024 kilometers and passing through major cities including Hamburg, Dresden, and Pardubice.” Elrike’s knees shivered listening to this speech, she didn’t care! There’s a literal dungeon behind them, and they’re talking about a freaking river! And her angry guts were making this boring process absolute torture. She blushed, feeling her tail involuntarily flutter, a sign that her body was preparing to release soon.
        	Professor Crey continued. “At this middle point in its flow, the Elbe River is unfortunately considered at its most polluted. Despite this, the river continues to host over 20 different species of fish in its waters, and over 1,300 species of plant life along its banks. If pollution trends continue, the biodiversity of this region may suffer, and so will the health of its residents.” Elrike’s stomach chose that moment to let out a particularly awkward groan. She whipped her arms, her midsection and tightened her rump, it took all in her power not to tremble. Upon hearing a couple snickers around her, she recomposed her shocked expression to one of a confident smile and eye roll. It can’t be embarrassing if she fully owned the rogue sounds, though her blush told the truth.
        	“Now, for a full 60 seconds, we will observe nature in complete silence. I want you to interpret the world through all 5 senses. What do you hear? What do you smell? How do you think a more polluted future will change that? I recommend that you take notes, it would be very helpful for your report later.”
        	And with that, Elrike’s poker face faltered. 60 seconds was an awfully longtime for her stomach, or God forbid her ass to make some unflattering sounds. She sighed. Ok, it’s just standing still for a minute, even less than that considering Crey already started counting. Stupidly easy. Just think of…anything. Like, how cool it is that she’s gonna see the place where in 1756 Augustus III of Poland (of course then only known as Augustus II) watched his own army surrender to Prussia without a fight! Or how just 57 years later the clash of Krietzschwitz took pla-FLLLRRRBRBRBRBT!
        	Elrike jumped, her hooved hands flying to her mouth. A…a…f-fart slipped out…but it wasn’t hers. “Whoops!” An unapologetic boy’s voice quipped, shortly before the class burst into laughter. 
        	“Heinriiiiiiiiiiich!” Multiple voices shouted.
        	“Shut up, shut up!”
        	“Class! Class! That is enough!” Professor Crey’s booming voice echoed across the valley. The group fell silent, he clearly didn’t find it as funny. “We are in a place where many decisions were made to shape this country, and the lives of many across the world today! This place deserves to be treated with respect, and if another outburst like that occurs again, this trip will be cancelled, and you will all be placed under detention upon returning for the rest of the day. Do I make myself clear?”
        	“Yes sir.” The class all replied in a muted tone. 
        	“Now, I will start the 60 second count again, and this time I expect complete and utter silence.”
        	Over the next minute, Elrike’s heart threatened to beat out of her chest. She wasn’t caught, in fact it gave her a new fragrant classmate to blame for any potential slips, but it showed her the consequences of that uncontrolled bodily function. She felt chills thinking what would happen if that were her. Trip cancelled, reputation of the hardened girl ruined forever, a school punchline for the rest of her life, and if her parents find out, she’d be disowned…well, Ok, that’s a bit much. The old man was probably bluffing about that threat anyway, but the thought of all the laugher, and the memory of it scarred in their minds made her nauseous. This is why such taboos are to only remain behind closed bathroom doors and said bathroom to subsequently never be mentioned in polite society.
        	“And that concludes our 60 seconds of silence. Does anyone have any observations they’d like to share?” Oh. Elrike realized she didn’t really observe much. And it seems her classmates didn’t either. “I hope this implies you have plenty to discuss in your reports. In that case, we will begin our hike up to the Königstein. The weather today is hot, and the hike requires a lot of physical effort, so once we get on the path, feel free to slow down or take a break and catch up with the rest of the class later. Guides are patrolling the path and are available to help in case of emergencies. They will also keep me updated on your actions, so I remind you once more to be on your best behavior.”
        	Elrike let out a frustrated sigh as the class moved along, annoyed at the constant reminders to abide by the dumb rules. Hmph, she also found herself far less excited for the hike now, her body hunching slightly against a cramp. With a blush rising on her cheeks, she slowed her pace and sank to the very rear of the group. As they made their way back through the parking lot, their surroundings were barren save for the sleeping vehicles, she was completely in the clear to release. She inhaled, and barely had to push for a hard FLARP to blast out of her.
        	She jumped, her stomach settling with a satisfied gurgle. No one even turned an ear as she froze behind them, thank God. She picked up her pace on shaking legs and slid her way back into the group. She sighed, a hand over her racing heart. That was really too close…she looked up at the Königstein mountain in the distance. All she had to do was get up there, where there’ll be a bathroom, and so much cool history to see. No problem, she can do it…she’ll just take it a little slow. She shoved her hands in the pockets of her overalls and pressed on her lower stomach. Ah…the soreness made her shiver. 
        	 “Elrike!” Her head whipped up just in time to see Julia skittering over, looking worried. She leaned in close, her voice close to a whisper. “Do you know how long it takes to get to the top?”
        	“U-uh…I dunno,” Elrike shrugged, she didn’t want to think about the distance either. “An hour maybe?”
        	“Ah crap! I have to pee, and I don’t think I can wait that long!”
        	Elrike chuckled, trying to stave off the worry it gave her. Despite her other bathroom fears, she was perfectly fine with peeing outside. It was quick, discrete, had an easier cleanup, and lacked those immodest smells. But there was absolutely no way in hell she was doing the other action outside. “It’s Ok, just wait ‘till we get on the path. Remember I said I’d show you how to pee out he-”
        	“No, no, please!”
        	“It’s the only way.” She said with a teasing grin.
        	“No, no, no!” Julia went further up the group, presumably to find someone with a more hopeful answer. Hmmm…above her guts Elrike could feel some pressure building in her bladder too. Well, looks like Julia’s gonna have a live example.
        	“Hey Eldick,” Klaus and a few other snickering boys hovered around her shoulder. “What’s wrong with your tail?”
        	Her eyebrows rose out of surprise. She could feel her tail was halfway to standing up from her inner urges. “Stop looking at my ass, perv!” She snapped with a blush, forcing it back down.
        	“You know I don’t look at guys’ asses, Eldick.”
        	“Oh right, you’re more into their dicks.”
        	“Yeah, yeah, your mom.” He said, waving his paw as if wafting away her jabs. “Anyway, you wanna join our challenge?” He asked, adding a bit of mystique to that last word.
        	Elrike felt a hit of flabbergast at that question. Neither she, nor her stomach were in the mood for some dumb show of force…unless the stakes were high enough. “What is it?”
        	“Rudi, come show her!” Klaus beckoned over a sphynx boy. He skittered up to them giggling, with a paw digging through his sweatpants pocket. “We’re gonna race up the mountain, last one to the top has to eat that.” Rudi presented something flat and rectangular wrapped in a moist paper towel. 
        	Elrike squinted at the object in his paw. “Is that a sandwich?”
        	“Yep! And it’s been in Rudi’s pocket the whole ride here!” The sphynx’s bare skin was dripping with sweat, and the waistband of his sweatpants were darkened with its namesake liquid. 
        	“I didn’t wear undies today either!” Rudi chirped, lifting his t-shirt to show his exposed pelvic lines.
        	“Aw, gross!” Elrike could only imagine how much foul boy juice was absorbed in that thing.
        	“Right?!” Klaus agreed with disturbing enthusiasm. “So, you in, or you pussy?”
        	Elrike’s ear twitched. Give her a challenge, with a hit of insult, and the most ridiculous activity became impossible to refuse. “I’m in.” She slapped his open paw. “Bitch.” Immediately after, however, she felt another cramp rise in her stomach.
        	“Elrike’s tail’s flipping out again!” Rudi pointed at her sprung tail with glee.
        	“S-stop looking!” She turned away her rump to snap. Though just as she did, Klaus took the opportunity to flick that errant tail. “Hey!” She whipped around to throw a punch at the wolf. He dodged it, but Elrike was quick on her hooves and spun to send more jabs his way.
        	“Beat his ass Elrike!” Rudi cheered on. Nina, simply trying to walk around the group, stood silently disapproving as they blocked her way.
        	“Come on! Fight me, bitch!” Elrike shouted through giggles, prancing around after Klaus.
        	With a smile on his face, Klaus threw a playful punch that landed on her side. Though just as it jolted through her, a loud FLLLRRRRBPT! tore through the air, freezing Elrike in her tracks. “O-ho!” He covered his mouth, failing to hold back a laugh.
        	“Girls can fart?!” Rudi exclaimed, possibly joking.
        	“Oh my god…” Nina gasped, her appalled reaction differing from the breathless cackles surrounding her.
        	At that moment, Elrike’s instincts kicked back in. “S-suck on t-that, bitch!” She said with all the confidence she could muster and wafted the greasy cloud in Klaus’s direction.
        	“Oh fuck, no, no!” Klaus wheezed, scurrying out of her radius. “Smells like you just shit yourself dude…” The coughs breaking his laugh made Elrike’s smile falter. Her face burned and her eye twitched as a smell akin to curdled milk hit her nose. She wanted to scream, now they know she’s capable of…that. Oh god, she’s going to actually throw up… 
        	“Gross!” Nina hissed, “What the fuck is wrong with you?!”
        	And suddenly, that humiliation was enflamed with rage. “Don’t be a little bitch Nina, it was just a joke!” The boys around them went silent at that hit of tension.
        	“What are you, five? That was disgusting! And you know people died at the Königstein? Show some respect!” She pronounced the name with the prissiest academic accent.
        	Elrike growled under her breath. Why the hell does she care so much? What is she, her mom? “We’re not even on the fricking path yet! And you have some nerve calling me gross when you piss yourself twice a week!” Snickers circled through the boys. 
        	“W-what? S-shut up, no I don’t!” 
        	“Yes, you do!” A smirk came back to Elrike’s face. “Do you know how bad dog piss smells?!” Nina’s bladder still had the trigger of a puppy, and anytime she laughed with too much gusto, or something made her just a bit too excited, a flow couldn’t be stopped. Deep down Elrike had sympathy for her, it reminded her of her own…um, o-occasional issue with keeping her bed dry. Too bad Nina wasn’t good enough of a person to deserve it.
        	“Not as bad as your ass!”
        	“Is there something amiss, young ladies?” Professor Crey asked, he and the rest of the class suddenly upon them.
        	“N-no…” Nina answered meekly, while Elrike silently scanned her classmates behind him. By their curious expressions, it seemed they didn’t hear (or smell) any of her outburst…good. 
        	“And Miss Elrike, is there a problem?”
        	“No.” She answered, unphased.
        	He looked between them with a raised eyebrow. “Very well then, I assume there’ll be no more issues on the way up. But please, if there’s any more conflict, I urge you both to come and talk with me about it. I know you’re both capable of a mature conversation.”
        	“Yes sir.” Nina nodded. 
        	Elrike rolled her eyes, what a suck up. As they started walking again, Klaus nudged her with his elbow and snickered. She rolled her eyes again, and a light blush followed. She was never gonna be allowed to forget today.
***
        	“Alright, before we start up the trail, any questions?” Professor Cray surveyed the class as they stood before the entrance to the Königstein trail. Elrike kept herself tucked away at the back of the line, trying not to squirm at her gurgling stomach. The second that old man lets them go, she’d be free to get some distance from her classmates and air out. “Yes, Miss Julia?”
        	“Are there any bathrooms along the trail?” Julia’s voice was barely audible beyond the forest ambiance.
        	“I’m afraid not, the nearest bathrooms are in one of the restaurants in town. Do you need an escort?”
        	“N-no, I’m Ok.” It wasn’t a convincing answer to a certain doe.
        	“Any other questions?” The group was silent. “With that said, you are free to traverse the trail at your own pace, we’ll regroup at the top, before the entrance of the fortress. Be sure to take note of the rich nature around you as you make your way up.”
        	Everyone around her moved forward, except Klaus, who jogged back to her looking exciting. Oh yeah, the damn race. “Ready to start, Eldick?” He asked.
        	“Yeah but…” She trailed off, locking eyes with Julia ahead.
        	“But what?”
        	“Just give me a few minutes.”
        	“Puuuuuussyyyyyy…” Klaus whispered as she walked away.
        	Elrike had a playfully sadistic smile as she approached and wrapped an arm around Julia’s shoulders. “You ready?”
        	“N-no…” She meekly replied, before letting out a distressed whine. “Oh my god, I have to pee so bad…” She hunched over, sinking her paws into her crotch.
        	“Come on, it’ll be quick! No one’ll see you behind all those trees, and you have a skirt so it’ll be easier to hide.” An odd choice to wear to a hike but girly girls would die before they dare look tacky, whatever that meant. At least Julia’s one of the more fun and adventurous ones, even if she didn’t know it herself. Nina would never do something so beneath her. Probably why she pisses herself so often…
        	Julia sighed. “I guess I don’t have a choice…”      	
        	“That’s the spirit!”
        	“Heeeeey, Julia’s joining the race?” Klaus asked, snaking up to the two. “Didn’t think you’d agree to something so gross!”
        	Julia blinked at the rambunctious boy. “A…race?”
        	Rudi wasn’t far behind. “Loser has to eat my dick sandwich!” He piped.
        	“…What?”
        	“Nah, we’re just gonna go pee real quick.” Elrike answered.
        	“Elrike!” Julia yelled, awash with embarrassment.
        	“What? Everyone else is gonna do it.”
        	“You’re gonna…piss out here?” Klaus asked, his eyes widening with surprise.
        	“Girls can do that?!” Rudi curiously tilted his head.
        	“Yeah, you pervs wanna see how?” She said, tucking a teasing thumb around one of the straps of her overalls.
        	“No!” Julia shrieked.
        	“No.” Klaus answered shortly, a tinge of pink on his face.
        	“Kinda.” Everyone’s heads whipped to Rudi. “W-what, I’m just kidding!”
        	Elrike shook her head. “You’re both freaks, you know that?”
        	“H-hey! I-I said no!” Klaus stuttered.
        	“Elrike…” Julia whined, bouncing at her knees.
        	“Alright, come this way.” Elrike led her into a thicket of bushes off the path. “Go wait up there or something, freaks.” She said, sending the boys off with a flick of her hand.
        	“Rudi’s the freak not me…” Klaus mumbled.
        	“I-I was kidding!”
        	“Sure.”
        	“Don’t act like you don’t want to watch…”
        	The boys’ voices trailed away as the pair went deeper into the forest. Julia started to lag behind, her trembling tiptoes degrading to a whining terrified limp. The darkness under the continuous canopy of trees didn’t help make her more outdoorsy. “Oh my god…oh my god, that’s a huge bug! Ah…Ah!” She tripped over a tree root and doubled over, paws pressing on her crotch through her dress. “Oh fuck, I’m gonna pee myself!”
        	“Ok, Ok, this is good enough.” The peak of sunlight from the path was barely visible from where they stood. 
        	“S-so, w-what do I do?” She bounced at her knees.
        	“Well,” Elrike turned to face her and started undoing her overalls straps. “It’s easy. Just take your pants off…or undies in your case,” Julia’s eyes widened watching Elrike demonstrate what she explained. She undid her overalls, then tucked her thumb into the waistband of her white panties and slid them down. She blushed, despite the totality of what she was doing, her underwear embarrassed her the most as the girliest thing on her body.
        	“Oh my god…” Julia covered her mouth.
        	“And then you squat.” Elrike casually lowered into a squat, shameless about the cool air hitting her most private bits, one of her many outdoor trips to the ‘bathroom.’ Though just as she settled into it, she gasped to herself, feeling the head of a greasy fart FRUMP its way out of her exposed pink hole. Her anus winked in attempts to stop it, but she was stretched open too far. Luckily for her, the rest of its slick tail oozed out silently.
        	“Th-then what?” Julia froze, her paws hiked up both sides of her short dress.
        	“U-um, th-then you pee!” She shuddered at the sensation of gas leaving her. “But make sure your pants are out of the way…” Elrike rose just enough to shift the crotch of her overalls further up. When she popped back down, she flinched again, her eyes wide, feeling a much harder, heaver pressure threatening to bulge out of her hole.
        	“Oh…this is so weird…” Julia pressed her knees together and slid her panties down her thighs. “Oh god it’s coming…” She quickled yanked up the fabric of her skirt in front of her crotch. “Ah, ah!” She felt a flow start just before finally dropping into a squat. A hissing stream jetted into the ground. “O-oh my god…” She faced down and sighed, quivering with relief.
        	Elrike forced a chuckle. “Sounds like you fryin’ chicken over there!”
        	“S-shut up, I-I can’t st-stop!” Julia shuddered and heaved over the waves of relief rushing through her at full blast. It conflicted with the embarrassment, and cool drafts on her exposed gushing vulva. “Oh my god, it’s dripping so much…”
        	Elrike could feel her compacted guts press onto her bladder. Her need to pee didn’t feel anywhere near as urgent compared to the heavy pulses quickly growing through her intestine, but it certainly felt uncomfortable now. And it would look weird if she didn’t pee right away too, Julia might be able to sense that she had a much fouler bathroom need clogged inside.
        	She took a nervous breath, and gently pushed at her bladder. Her eye twitched at the first few squeezes that instead found their way to her butthole, feeling her ring bulge more on each one. But with some strain, her own mild stream hissed its way out. She sighed, more in relief that she didn’t look as suspicious at that moment.
        	“Um, Elrike…” Julia started, urine dripped off her inner thighs and split rump as her stream weakened. “Do you have any toilet paper?”
        	“Nope.” Elrike replied slowly, still concentrating at keeping her heavy load in.
        	“Any n-napkins?” Julia asked in a shaking voice.
        	“U-uh…” Elrike shook, she could feel her anus starting to wide around the head of a log that started to break through. “Nope!” She cut off her pee stream and whipped back up, pressing her cheeks closed just before her hole could fully open. She stiffened feeling the squelch around her butthole, and the thick grainy log slinking back in.
        	“So, what do I wipe with?!” A hint of outrage in Julia’s voice. Droplets of pee still pattered the ground underneath her.
        	“Nothing.” Elrike tried to stay casual as she pulled her underwear back over her dripping slit. She blushed upon realizing the thick dribbles reaching down her thighs from that sloppy finish. She pulled up her overalls regardless, confident the wet spots would be better than an accidental dump in the woods. “Unless you want to use leaves or something.”
        	“Wha…” Julia’s face briefly showed shock, before letting out an exasperated sigh. She gave a few bounces in her squatting position, before jumping back to her feet, letting her dress fall back into place. She reached down to pull her panties up and yiped stretching them back into place. “Ugh…it’s so wet…”
        	“Mmfh…” Elrike groaned, her knees bending as a cramp tore through her lower belly. Seems like her body didn’t like that refusal of relief.
        	“Elrike?”
        	“H-huh?” She strained to stand upright.
        	“Nothing…thought you said something…” Julia picked at her wet panties through her dress. “This is the worst day of my life.” She sighed.
        	“It could’ve been worse.” She said, her rump clenched tight. Her body started to push that heavy waste downward to relieve the pain. “Y-you could’ve pissed yourself.” Elrike could imagine all the freakish stares, the disgusted scowls, the guilt-free belly laughs aimed at that poor dripping girl. And she felt numb thinking of how all of that would be 100 times worse aimed at her if she let this accident happen…
        	“I guess…”
        	“Ah…” She sighed when the cramp passed. Her body felt weaker as she let her muscles relax, while she could still feel the log laying in her insides. She had to get to a bathroom fast, never mind the damn race. But…she also really didn’t want dick sweat in her mouth…and really did want to see one of them eat it. “Hey, you think if we cut through the woods, we’ll beat the boys to the top?”
        	“B-but I don’t want to be in the race!” Julia said with a fearful pitch in her voice. “I don’t want to eat a…a…” 
        	“Dick sandwich? It’s not as bad as it sounds.” Elrike doubted that as soon as she said it. “But it’s Ok, you don’t have to be part of the race.” She lifted a leg to take step forward and found herself shaking when her hoof hit the ground. She felt so uncomfortable moving, her waste sunk lower and she could feel it on just that one step. Never mind how greasy it felt in between her butt cheeks. “I’m gonna head through here though.” She forced herself to take one shaky step after the other through the foliage.
        	“B-but, what about me?!” Julia started to panic as Elrike got further away.
        	“You can head back to the trail if you don’t want to come with.” She said without stopping. She felt some guilt, that came off colder than she meant but this was an emergency. She only heard Julia sigh, and more whines as she made her way back through the thickets. Someday Julia’s gonna look back on this and realize how fun this whole situation really was. 
        	As Elrike kept going, the hike was actually starting to feel pleasant. Off the trail, the scenery was far more natural. Funky insects hid in the darker, cooler cover of trees and untrimmed grass, weird fungi clung to the moist sides bark, and she found herself enveloped by the pure sounds of nature. It was almost enough to forget about her need at hand…almost.
        	She was reaching the point where the mountain’s incline grew steeper, and with no path there was no smooth paved rise either. She had to take bigger steps up uneven unforgiving ground. “Mmfh…mmm…” She let out soft groans, pushing herself up each incline. She had to strain each time to keep her waste from slipping out, her insides were so eager to start pushing. “Ugh…” She paused, one hand on a nearby tree, and another on her lower stomach. She could feel a twinge rising, her knees bending ever so slightly against its mild peak, which disappeared just as quickly as it arrived. She sighed. Ok, that wasn't too bad. 
        	Elrike looked ahead, several meters away the rugged forest floor elevated to her height. And then looking up at an angle parallel to the ground, she saw nothing but endless trees. Suffice to say, no bathroom for a while…fine. She shook off that rising anxiety and started climbing again. 
        	She imagined herself as one of the millions of people who made this same trek over the past 8 centuries. Maybe a soldier taking refuge during the Napoleonic wars, or maybe a prisoner being led to their fate at the tip of a sword for daring to believe the teachings of John Calvin, or maybe even as a member of the elite heading to dine with the chancellor. Everyone of all social strata walked this very same ground, no modern comforts or emergency bathrooms to go run to. A lot of them were probably on the verge of soiling themselves, some probably did, but of course the vast majority of those hardened men made it to their shabby 15th century bathrooms with their pants mostly unscathed, because pants-shitters don’t make it to the history books…or something. 
        	Elrike boyishly chuckled at such a dumb thought, literally prancing through the annals of history and this is what she reflected on. Well, she was certain she’ll be in a history book someday, so the faster she can take a dump, the faster she'll change the course of the world. Using that boost of excitement, she took 3 quick jumping steps in succession.
        	“Oh…” She gasped, landing with her thighs pressed tightly together. Perhaps she was a bit too daring just then? “Oh fuck…” She groaned, gritting her teeth. This cramp hit her with a much higher intensity than before, she held her rump and doubled over. She could feel her body shoving the hot solid mass against her clenched ring. Oh god, hold it, hold it, hold it… “Ugh!” She blurted out when the waves finally stopped. She rubbed her stomach and slowly peeled herself back upright, again readjusting to the heavy weight and lasting burn. It just gets harder every time.
	She took a breath and kept going, albeit a bit slower, and trying her best to ignore how gross her panties felt caked between her rump. Augh, so fucking gross. Whatever, that was a later problem and millions before her conquered the untamed part of the mountain with ailments far worse. Though, she smiled to herself thinking she’d probably be one of the very few girls to do so. 
            That thought, as well as the thought of completely avoiding a dick sandwich kept Elrike going as the pressure grew worse. As a precaution she stopped every time she felt a rising cramp, extending her already long walk. Most were just slight discomforts that went away after a minute, but on a particularly wide step, to get up a rather tall rock, a sudden cramp tore through her. “Fuck, fuck!” She rasped, genuine panic in her voice. She could feel the soft edges around her rump start to open around the creeping head of a log. With her leg still outstretched she couldn’t clench as well as she needed, but she was too afraid to step back or forward and risk shifting pressure. She whipped her hands to her backside and held her cheeks closed. She cringed feeling the squish. “Ahhh…” She groaned in grief and frustration, gritting her teeth and facing the ground as the mass kept pushing against her clenched anus. She shook and just bared with it, just to wait those few seconds for the cramp to go away.
        	She gasped when it faded away, an audible, ominous gurgle rumbling in her stomach. She huffed trying to regain her composure, her muscles were so tense she almost forgot how to walk. She stumbled forward, getting her level back on her two hooves. Elrike released her backside, and flinched when immediately a very wet, almost underwater sounding fart rumbled from between her cheeks. She shuddered, that was too close. As much as she wanted to be a sneaky badass who conquered raw nature like a true historic visitor to the Königstein, she had to be realistic. She was a 21st century girl, in 21st century easily stainable clothes, with 21st century hygiene standards…minus the sandwich agreement.
        	She made the decision to turn against the mountain’s grade and head towards the path. She’ll be a badass some other day, preferably one where had taken a shit within the week prior. Maybe if she ever visits the Schwedenlöcher she’ll climb down the bare rock like soldiers did during the Great Nordic War. Yeah, bet no pussy boy would be brave enough to race her down that. 
        	Her walk became more of a march over the sloped ground, too afraid to extend her gait again. “Nnng…” She groaned, pushing a fart out mid stride. It was silent, but so moist it felt like a soft bubble bursting in the back of her overalls. Her stomach growled, the contents of her intestines continued to shift after that release. She folded her arms across her midsection and winced but didn’t dare to stop, for she could see the bright concrete of the path shining through the trees. Yes, that sign of salvation sped her up. She didn’t know how close she was to the fortress, but it at least meant this horrid journey was closer to being over. Just a few more hurried stomps crunching through tall grasses before she finally stepped hoof back on the path.
        	Once out in the open Elrike immediately turned her head upwards, she could see the imposing stone walls peeking just over the tips of trees. She smiled, the welcome center must be so close, her salvation is near! Oh, she threw her hands to her butt, her right knee rising while she curled inward. “Augh…” Her whole body seized, her sphincter pushing so hard she went numb around her waist. Damnit, come on, she’s almost there!
        	“…You think girls were hot back then too?” Huh? Elrike stiffened and whipped her head to the bend in the path behind her.
        	“Nah, I think everyone was covered in dirt and stuff back then.” Oh no…that’s Klaus’s voice. She told those dickheads to wait! What happened to the days of chivalry?
        	“But…were their boobs big though?” Elrike started to pad in place, her hands clenched into fists at the pressure. She couldn’t stand still, but she couldn’t move from the spot, stuck between panic and desperation.
        	“Maybe. I heard girls got married at like 14 back then, you had to be hot to get married right?”
        	“Hmmm, yeah…” Elrike froze, standing straight up, her butt clenched for dear life watching the pair round the bend. It took them a moment to notice her presence, too caught up in a mix of daydreaming, and watching Rudi make squeezing motions over his chest.
        	“Wha…Elrike?” They stopped in their tracks. Klaus’s eyebrows first rose in surprise, then briefly narrowing in condemnation, before finally rising again in a vindicated smile. “I knew it!” He hopped, pointing at the frozen deer. “I knew you and Julia would try to cheat!”
        	“U-uh…” Elrike’s head was too scrambled to reply. She trembled at how hard her rump clenched.
        	“Aww, but Julia’s so nice…” Rudi’s voice trailed off with disappointment. “Wait, where is she?”
        	“I-I dunno.” Elrike managed to sputter out, feeling a near silent squeaking fart shove its way through her tightly clamped crack.
        	“She’s probably already there! Come on Rudi, we can’t let Eldick win!”
        	“W-wait!” Elrike didn’t know what she wanted the boys to wait for, she in fact very much didn’t want them to see her squirm. But it made her panic rise watching them both start sprinting with toothy smiles. She flinched when Klaus flicked her erect tail as he sped by, causing her glutes to lose their grip for just a split second. She yelped, the tiny greasy tip of a turd managed to squelch through, and squish in the back of her panties.
        	“You’re gonna taste my dick Elrike!” Rudi laughed, already a considerable distance away.
        	Elrike stood there for a moment, nearly curled in half, a hand pressing on the back of her dirty seat. She couldn’t believe what just happened…some…came out. She could feel the warm grimy waste smeared on her soft rump cheeks, and squished between her crack. This…this is a nightmare.
        	Ah…ah. Loud raspy pants escaped her trying not to cry out. She squirmed in place, slowly untwisting herself as the pangs and shock started to wear down. Whew…Ok. She took shaky steps forward. A constant low cramp added to the constant weight in her lower stomach, and the constant mass that kept her hole winking. It was already near debilitating, and it would only get worse. She literally couldn’t wait anymore, she had to make it to the bathroom like her life depended on it, because it pretty much does.
        	So, she started to run. Or at least she tried. It was more of a gallop with the way her hips had to sway to keep her rump clenched. The heavy jolts of each step made her stomach groan with agitation, launching stabbing pains through her, but it couldn’t stop her now. She only grit her teeth and looked up at the fortress, the looming castle fueled her with determination. Like one of the thousands of soldiers who’ve made the same urgent trek, she was far stronger than this mountain.
        	“Mmfh!” That being said, it still hurt like hell. Elrike could feel her inner muscles growing weak, she only had mere moments left before her load completely slipped out. Her heart raced as she rounded another bend, please, please let this be the last one…yes! Yes, she’s here!
        	The end of the trail opened into a large asphalt clearing across from the welcome center, concurrent with the end of the main road approaching from the opposite direction. On one hand, realizing the bus could’ve parked up here and avoided her nearly shitting her pants on multiple occasions, or risk eating a dick sandwich, was just enraging…on the other hand, the fortress was absolutely breathtaking from this angle. The combo of emotions sped her up, her legs launched into a full sprint seemingly on their own. 
        	She crossed the road in a flash, the contents of her bowels went numb under the rapidly shifting pressures. She felt so many eyes suddenly locking onto her as she approached. With her hunched jagged run, bright red face, and watery frazzled eyes, no doubt everyone must’ve guessed her need. If her pants weren’t in mortal danger, the horror of their judgement might have literally hurt. 
        	Despite the tears starting to cloud her vision, she managed to spot the women’s bathroom sign on the side of the center and whipped towards it like a magnet. Elrike barely even noticed Klaus, Rudi, and some other heckling boys until they stepped in her path. “O-out of the w-way, dickheads!” She shouted with a shaking voice, ramming through them with ease.
        	“Woah, hey!”
        	“You forgot the sandwich!”
        	Just seconds away from the restroom, a harsh wave of desperation hit her like a truck. “Augh!” She threw her hands up just as her run faltered and stumbled through the door. “No, no!” She rasped, limping to the nearest stall. 
        	Her shaking hands struggled with her overalls’ clips. “No, no, crap, crap!” Elrike’s voice went high pitched with panic as she hobbled inside the small metal box and spun around, too urgent to worry about the door wafting open. She could feel the thick mass slowly start to crown her hole. Stomped in place, bending up and down fighting with those stubborn clips. The toilet is literally right in front of her, and she’s going to shit herself because of some buttons. 
        	“Fuuuuuck…” One clip undone. “Augh…” Her steps grew more rapid, she could feel her anus bulging outwards. Oh god, it’s coming! “Fuck, ahhhhh!” She sobbed, her widening rump growing tight against her panties.
        	Both clips undone! At that exact moment, she froze, her spine stiff and her hands pressing her butt cheeks together, catching that rogue turd before it shot into her pants. Her breaths choked, the pressure inside her was incredible. She couldn’t even bend over to undress, her week-old load would shoot out of her. Elrike slowly released her backside and held her breath as she tucked her thumbs into her panties and pushed them down, letting her overalls and underwear slip to the floor in tandem. 
        	Behind her, the wide head of a hard brown log plugged her butt like a cork. Her sprung tail and anal ring trembled, just barely holding back all the pressure. The moment she bent forward to sit, she finally reached her absolute limit. “Hnnn…” She bit her lip as one final cramp began to push that fat snake of a log out of her. Her face contorted against the sensation. The log’s dry, girthy head stretched her hole so uncomfortably wide, and she could feel the grainy textures dragging along her insides. She bent over just a bit more and stretched her shaking arms forward to lock the door, that action squeezing out more of her turd like concrete toothpaste. “A-ah…” Now with full privacy, she forced her trembling knees to lower her split rump onto the seat, the crackling of her waste starting to echo as it dangled into the bowl.
        	The instant her backside made contact with the seat, it was all too easy for her tired sphincter to start pushing. “Oh g-god…” She strained. The log accelerated, its massive width was absolutely unforgiving against her delicate ring, making her back arch and knees rise. Then just as quickly as it started, the soft end of the log popped out of her with a loud sputtering fart. “Oh fuck!” She gasped, flinched at such an abrupt explosive ending. That movement completely obliterated her cramp, yet the rest of her week-long hold still laid heavy in her guts.
        	Elrike squeezed her thighs together and bore down, the next log was much softer and moist, its greasy surface squeaking and popping as it easily slid out of her. “Mmmmm…” She softly huffed, it was so satisfying to push, feeling so warm and gentle slithering through her insides. The log’s narrow tail exited her anus with a round of soft popping gas that so pleasantly tickled her hole.
        	She sighed and took a moment to breathe. She could still feel some more waste in her system, but she already felt so much better. All the sharp pains and straining from the past hike had disappeared, and her inner muscles tingled with relief. God, it felt good just to sit still and give her legs a break. Too bad her panties were absolutely ruined. 
        	A thick smear of scat smudged up the back of her formerly white underwear, no way the stain or smell was coming out of that. She sighed a deep tired sigh, and then coughed upon smelling and halfway tasting her own horrid scents. She covered her nose and blushed with shame, suddenly that relief didn’t feel so good. Whoever comes in here next is going to know it was her, and only her who stunk up the entire restroom. Nina would have a fucking field day holding that over her head…alright. She needs to hurry up and leave. 
        	Elrike huffed once more, the remainder of her slick waste flowed with no trouble. It only took one push to empty out her bowls in a long coiling anaconda. She gave a few more pushes just to make sure, enjoying the satisfaction of an empty sphincter, but only released quiet pops of gas. She was truly empty. 
        	She leaned over and lifted each hoof one at a time to carefully step out of her overalls. She shuddered seeing the state of her panties, feeling some anxiety rise trying not to let them flip inside out. Once completely bottomless, she grabbed the clean edges of her underwear with the tips of her fingers and slowly lifted them out of her overalls. A genuine pout, an expression she’d never let anyone see, formed on her face. She really shit her underwear like a snotnosed preschooler. Elrike, tougher than any boy, tougher than the rugged outdoors, wasn’t tough enough for her own bowels.
        	She stood up and held them over the toilet, a deep feeling of shame at the fact she even had to do this. But, she always hated these obnoxiously girly garments so perhaps it’s not a complete loss. She let them fall unceremoniously into the toilet, where it sloppily landed atop her massive dung mountain that rose out of the water. Hmm…well that didn’t hurt as much as she thought it would…still feels pretty awkward though.
        	Next came the equally awkward part. She rolled off a generous wad of toilet paper and took a long firm swipe through her thoroughly scat caked crack. She cringed feeling the soft grainy globs of waste latch on through the thin surface of the paper. Even more disgusting was feeling the dried patches of smeared feces when her hand brushed against her bare butt. She scowled realizing just how much of a mess there was back there, especially now that she’d have to go commando for the rest of the day. She sighed, flicking the soiled tissue into the toilet. While rolling her next wad of paper she wondered if any of the past heroic visitors to the Königstein ever found themselves in such an unfortunate situation.
        	After many, many, many rigorous passes between her cheeks, and some thorough scrubbing of her rump fur, she was clean…mostly. When she twisted her neck she could see the white speckled birth marks on her backside, and was sure there was no smell, but she didn’t feel completely clean. And she shuddered upon pulling her overalls back over her now bare butt. Oh well, she’ll shower when she gets home. The soldiers who made their way here through history didn’t even have showers, she’ll survive one day.
        	Elrike looked back at the monster she created in the toilet, not mostly buried under a mess of soiled toilet tissue. She debated trying to flush it and risk clogging and flooding the bathroom. With a smirk in-between mischievous and embarrassed, she decided to save herself from more shame and went ahead to wash her hands. Good luck janitors.
        	She strutted out of the restroom with her hands in her pockets, feeling 1000 tons lighter, and trying too hard to seem like she didn’t just dump her entire guts out. It didn’t work. “Hey Eldick,” Klaus called out. “You done shitting yourself?”
        	She flushed red in an instant. She rolled her eyes and put on her best snarky voice. “You’ve never gotten pussy in your life, so of course you wouldn’t understand what girls do for their periods.”
        	“Well Eldick, even though you cheated, and even though we still beat your ass here, looks like you still didn’t lose.” He said, turning his gaze back toward the path.
        	“Oh,” Elrike forgot about the competition with all her own drama. “Then who did?” She followed his gaze and found it was pointed at Julia as she crossed the road.
        	“This lucky dog right here!” Klaus exclaimed, gesturing to her as she approached.
        	“H-huh, what?” Julia froze in place at the sudden hooting directed at her. 
        	“You have to eat my dick sandwich!” Rudi exclaimed, ripping the paper towel wrapped ‘food’ out of his pocket.
        	“What?!” She shouted, genuine panic on her face.
        	“You’re the last to get up here, remember the race?”
        	“No, no, no!” 
        	“Dick sandwich, dick sandwich, di-”
        	“I-I didn’t say I was gonna race!” She stuttered, backing away from the rowdy boys.
        	“Hey, back off dickheads!” Elrike said, stepping in to defend the innocent girl. “She was never in the race, we were just going to pee.”
        	“Elrike!” Julia hissed, a blush quickly forming at the mix of surprise and giggles from the surrounding boys.
        	“Oh right,” Klaus chuckled. “You’re off the hook Julia.” He pat her shoulder, but she continued to glare in a red pout. “But Eldick, you know this means you’re the loser, right?” He asked rhetorically, a sly tilt to his head.
        	“Yeah,” Elrike shrugged off casually. “I’m no pussy, it’s no big deal.”
        	“Wow, do you know how ass you have to be to lose even after you cheat?” The boys chuckled.
        	“Yeah Elrike, you suck!” Rudi chimed in.
        	“You dickheads cheated too.” Elrike started, some bitterness coming through. “You were supposed to wait for me, none of you won!”
        	“Y-yeah but, uh…we knew you were cheating anyway!” Rudi so cleanly retorted.
        	“Fuck you, no you didn’t!”
        	“Did too!”
        	“It’s Ok Rudi,” Klaus interjected. “You can’t really blame her for cheating, the shits can really slow a guy down.”
        	Elrike turned pink, her eyes narrowing as she huffed through her nose. “Just give me the fuckin’ sandwich.”
        	“Damn, never thought a girl would be this excited to taste Rudi’s dick.”
        	“Me neither!” Rudi said, as he eagerly dug the paper towel wrapped ‘food’ from his pocket.
        	“Oh my god…” Julia remarked behind the paws over her mouth, barely holding back the disgust in her throat.
        	“Trust me, no one wants your little dick.” Elrike impatiently stuck out her hand. A giggling Rudi slapped it onto her palm. The moist clammy paper towel immediately made her seize, which of course threw the boys into hysterics. “You’re so fucking nasty Rudi.” 
        	“You’ll love nasty.” He said with an evil titter.
        	Elrike pinched off the paper towel, revealing the bare, soggy, flattened looking sandwich on her hand. Oh god, it’s warm. And she could catch a hint of sour sweat and musk wafting from it. To think she was so ashamed of her bathroom trip when boys can do this without even trying. Ick…good thing she didn’t plan on eating it. “Hey Klaus,” She started, looking up at him with a reserved expression. “Do you have any napkins?”
        	“What? No, why? You didn’t wipe good enough little guy?”
        	Elrike didn’t even blink at his patronizing tone. “No, but I think you’ll need it for your face.”
        	“Wha-” In a split second, Elrike donned a raging elfish smile, and slammed the musky sandwich into the wolf’s unsuspecting open maw. Klaus let out a high-pitched screech muffled by very, very dirty wheat bread. The group around them cackled, save for Julia who hid her shocked open mouth behind her paws.
        	“How’s it taste bitch?!” Elrike giggled, briefly managing to keep it pressed against his muzzle before he recoiled back and the sandwich fell undone on the ground.
        	“Aaaaaaahhhhhh!” He screamed, “I can taste iiiiiiiiiiiiit!”
        	“Why are you mad? I thought you liked dick in your mouth!” Ah, she’s truly outdone herself. No one’s gonna remember her earlier fart, or her embarrassing dash into the bathroom, for today is the day Klaus officially ate dick…kinda. Whatever, it’s close enough for lunch table stories retold years from now.
        	“Aaaaaugh!” He half yelled, half gagged, baring his sharp canines. It made Julia flinch, but Elrike only laughed harder. “I’m gonna fucking kill you!”
        	“Come get me bitch!” Elrike merrily dodged a swing he threw at her, before leading him on a chase around the lot. The surrounding class circled in and started to cheer on their favored fighter. Even on a field trip, nothing beats a good fight.
        	“Class, class!” Professor Crey finally arrived with the slower remainder of the class, who were also quickly encapsulated with the duo throwing punches before a sacred piece of history. Save of course for Nina, who simply shook her head disapprovingly. She didn’t seem surprised at who the culprits were. “Ms. Elrike, Mr. Klaus, stop at this instant! Class, silence! Do you understand where you’re all standing right now?!” Unfortunately, his voice couldn’t be heard over their collective excitement. “Oh my goodness, what has gotten into them…” He muttered to himself in shock.
        	“Elrike made him eat my sandwich!” Rudi explained, pointing at the tussling duo with glee.
        	“Are you telling me this is all over a sandwich?”
        	“It’s because the sandwich was in my pants.”
        	The old fox blinked. “Your…pants?” 
        	“Yeah, and I didn’t wear undies, so it was extra gross!”
        	Professor Crey’s eyebrows rose, but he couldn’t quite find the words to react to that. It that appeared Nina found them instead. “That’s disgusting!” She snapped, grimacing at the sphynx before them.
        	“That is indeed…” Crey agreed, a bit of astonishment in his voice.
        	“Klaus seemed to like it!” Rudi chuckled, watching Elrike get a good uppercut on the wolf’s chin before backstepping away from a retaliatory swipe. Today was certainly looking to go down as her favorite field trip ever.