Norithics Kusemurai stared at the far wall with a sense of profound discovery. “There’s an old coot at the psychic center of the earth controlling everything so people don’t die from anxiety living in this stupid world? ... So much of my life makes sense now.”

“Yeah, well, you can hit a Philosophy 302 class on your own time,” Razz retorted. “Right now, we need to know why Thirteen’s experiment failed.”

“Oh. Yeah, that’s easy- it failed because Thirteen doesn’t know what she’s doing, obviously. She had the idea right, but she doesn’t understand the true implications of the materials.” He reclined on the couch of Razz & Daz’s lair. “Your friend was just one person, and his makeup is too different from yours. It was never going to work, something that alchemically different from your own construction.”

Daz looked at him with bewilderment. “Then what would work?”

“There are plenty of options before us, but what we do ultimately depends on what downsides you’re willing to tolerate,” he said in an uncharacteristically diplomatic fashion.

“Really??” Daz said, surprised. “Like what?”

“Well, for instance, I could build a transmutation array that would only be some parts and labor to put together. In fact, I think I have an old one laying around.”

“That sounds pretty good,” Razz said evenly. “What’s the downside?”

“You would be flesh and blood in an area of about two hundred feet squared.”

Both girls groaned. “Alright, so what’s next?”

“I could invoke Chaos Magicks. Which could make your rubber flesh into actual flesh!”

“But?”

“It could also make it into cheese. Or open a portal to a dimension of screaming tentacles.”

“Can we skip to the ones we would ever reasonably choose??” Razz said, annoyed.

“Right, okay.” He tilted his head, glancing aside. “Well, forgoing things that would take decades of work, have unstable results or barely do anything... there is one way to restore your bodies for sure.” He turned to them again. “But it requires a human sacrifice.”

The girls grew silent.

“It’s the best option you have,” he shrugged.

“We have to kill somebody to get our bodies back...?” Dazzle asked.

“Fuck, that’s...” Razz winced. “That’s dark. I-... I don’t know if I can do that, I mean I’m not-...” She squirmed. “I know I’m not the most heroic cape there is but I’m not down to just merc somebody like that... for this...”

Nori blew out a breath as he leaned his head back. “Ugh, capes.”

Blue tilted her head. “Uhm. I’ve heard that in alchemical experiments, you can use a homunculus in place of a person. What if we just had a few of those?”

Nori sputterlaughed. “Are you fucking- do you know how expensive that would be?? Multiple homunculi, customized to your own particular DNA clusters, made with the express purpose of sacrifice, in a short time frame??” He stood up and put his hands out to his sides. “Absolutely not. That would cost me so much in resources I would never make it out of debt. I’d be mugging tweens for bubblegum if I did that. And for a couple of capes?? Forget it. Put me back in prison.”

Razz frowned. “So you can do it.”

He shrugged. “Of course I can.”

She grimaced. “But you’re refusing to.”

He gave her an indifferent look. “Yeah. That’s about the size of it, tubby buns. Make it worth my while.”

Razz & Daz looked at each other, then at the raccoon, and nodded in total agreement.

Daz grabbed him from behind, holding his arms.

“Ah! What are you doi- OOFH!!” Nori felt the power of a jello-filled fist rocket into his gut. “Ungh, hey! I- BWUAHGH!!” She sent a right hook across his face, wrenching him left. “Nnghuh! Stop it! This isn’t how you get on my good si- UGHAAAAGH!!!” She hit him with an uppercut straight to the gut, making his feet leave the ground.

“Good side?? Shut up, idiot!” Daz released him, only to lock him in place with telekinesis, pulling his pants down and leaving him in his underwear.

“I’ve got your good side right here!” Razz wound back and slapped his ass with absolutely brutal force, over and over, the sound of flesh hitting flesh ringing throughout the room.

“Nngh... angh!! NRRGGHGHYAAHHH!! Sto-ho-op!!” he demanded, his ass now beat red. “Huh...? AAAAAH!!!” He looked up only to be driven into the ground by an axe kick directly to the back. “U-... Uhhhnh...” He tried to get up off the ground, but was scooped up by Razz’s toes and flung upward into the ceiling, where he slammed into the rafters and drywall before falling. “Aaaaaa- UNGH!!” He panted, not even trying to get up anymore. “Y-... You can’t bully me into doing this... it would ruin me...”

Daz pulled him up with her mind, standing before her. “You know what? I have been doing favor after favor for some dumb dick-haver ever since this started, and it’s gotten me nowhere. Being nice, got me nothing. So!” She said cheerfully. “Now it’s time to take out that frustration on the biggest dick I know.”

Nori looked confused for a moment. And then Daz walked up, reeled back with additional telekinetic force helping her and kneed him directly in the balls. He wheeeeezed. “Oh fuhhhhhck...”

She tsked. “Aww. Does that hurt your widdle winkie?” She grinned. “Good.”

“My turn!” Razz said, which filled Nori with dread. Her massive strawberry thigh rocketed into his crotch, parting his legs and flattening his nuts up against his body.

“URNGH...” He groaned.

“Ohhh that felt so good,” Razz giggled. “I think I’m a little horny now! C’mon, more, more!”

“Nuh-... no! My nuts! PLEASE!!” It was a massacre. Both girls took syncopated turns driving their thighs into his dangling, bloated sac like an efficient, ballbusting engine. His testicles swelled up to the size of cantaloupes, and he squealed in protest. Finally, Razz sent one last mega kick directly up his taint and dropped him to the ground, leaving the raccoon in a devastated heap. Nori wheezed dryly, tears jerking from the corners of his eyes as he twitched on the floor.

Daz let out a breath, refreshed and smiling. Her nipples were poking through her uniform as she shimmied in childish delight. “Ohhhh, after the last week that felt amazing.”

Razz was also perky and smiling. “Same! Let’s drag this garbage rat back to his castle so he can fix this now.”

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When they entered Castle Von Zeppelin, it was much as they’d seen it before- dilapidated, empty, dirty. Nori seemed completely unfazed by this, however, more concerned with not aggravating his injuries. He dragged a very large device out of storage using hand trucks, and he ran diagnostics on it as he set to work tinkering with something recessed in the floor.

Razz gave out a low whistle. “Wow, you really did build all this shit yourself, huh? I figured your minions did all the thinking.”

He side-eyed her. “My more brilliant underlings do most of the inventing for me, at least, but the base technology is all mine. I have a pretty singular fixation... ngh... so I learned everything there is to know about it.”

Razz smirked. “About fuckin’ balloons, you mean?”

“Yes, in so many words.” He grabbed a screwdriver, wincing at the effort. He worked for a while as they watched, looking around to see the various devices and geegaws. In about thirty minutes, he’d done quite a lot, even despite the state he was in. He threw a switch on the big, complicated device he’d pulled out of a closet and repaired, and something quite literally magical happened: The two girls turned flesh and blood again.

“Whooooa...” Daz marveled at her real hand. “Like flipping a switch, literally.”

“Good, it works,” Nori noted, turning it off and changing them back to their rubber forms. “Stand over there please,” he pointed to a line on the floor.

“Cool.” Razz and Dazz stood on the line in question, still fascinated by their bodies having been temporarily restored, then turned back so easily. Razz grinned. “See how useful you can be when you stop being a shit for five seconds?”

He smirked ruefully. “Yes. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways.”

Daz smiled back obnoxiously. “You’re wel-”

Before she could get out the ‘c’ in ‘welcome,’ two giant walls of black popped up in the floor slots in front of and behind them, and ~SNAPPED~ shut like the massive latex jaws of an animal. In a panic, their arms went up and to their sides, but their attempt to do anything about this was thwarted as a hellaciously strong vacuum was suddenly activated, sucking all the excess latex around their bodies in a matter of seconds. This, of course, put them both into a panic because they’d had all their motion arrested and their vision completely blacked out. Their muffled screams were interrupted with a ~pop~ as a ball each was pressed into their mouths, puncturing the skin of the upright vacuum bed just enough to allow them to breathe through their plastic ballgag-like surfaces. The girls’ heavy, desperate breaths really outlined how completely the rubber had sucked its way into every last bodily crevice they had, perfectly wrapping around their naked bodies.

“Come? Is that what you wanted to say?” They couldn’t see Nori, but his smile was in his voice as they heard his feet padding across the floor... and a zipper opening.

“Hph... nnph???” Daz managed, unable to speak through the tightness and bondage device.

“Awfh. Isn’t this delicious? Two A-rank heroes, each one so many grades above mine... helpless. Naked. At my mercy.”

Daz felt two hands squeeze into the centers of her breasts, hard. “Mmnnnph!!” she wriggled in distress, nipples hardening.

“Oh, you just had to use me as a punching bag,” he said with too much enthusiasm. A jolt of panic hit Daz as she felt the unmistakeable sensation of an erection thumping her belly. “Now I have absolutely no reason to hold back. It’s time for revenge, you violent little bitches. But I’m a lover, not a fighter- so you know what that means~♪”

This sent a note of fear down both of their backs as their struggles renewed in earnest. The airtight sandwich of rubber they were in, however, failed to let them do anything more than wiggle as the raccoon walked around behind them. 

He smacked Razzle’s big fat ass, exposed as it was, and relished her furious grunt. “Smack my ass, will you?” He slapped the hell out of her gigantic badonkadonk and relished the jello jiggle. “This is the perfect cap to the conga line of humiliating sexual acts you had to have done to make it this far, and I am elated to get to be the one to do it.” He pushed his finger into her perfectly smooth rubber butthole and wriggled it around in a circle inside of her; the instinctive butt clench she did squeezed his hand between both of her ass cheeks, and his erection surged. 

One would think that being made of elastics would render the size of any invasive object a matter of academics, a point of interest only to those fascinated by pedantry. Razz was one such person, until Nori shoved his enormous cuntbuster deep into her pristine birth canal and she heard- she, heard- her pussy creak and groan in protest at the length, the sheer absurd girth of the raccoon’s organ. “MMMNGGHH!!” she screamed in humiliating ecstacy as she came from the mere insertion of his huge, warm dick.

“Some lesbian,” he quipped, unstandably smug about it. She thought of so many things she wanted to say- to do- in response, but it was halted in a hail of pleasure as he pulled back and shoved back in, clenching her whole body and bringing her halfway to coming all over again.

Razz was losing her mind. This wasn’t even the embarrassed, apologetic rush Jake had done to her, which she could neatly shelve in the “will never be spoken of” category and forgotten. The fact was, Nori’s cock was the final boss of penises, and it was sundering her dignity the same way it threatened to split her pussy. Its powerful thrusts dragged her pussy meat with it, pushing and pulling on her own insides like it was trying to pull her inside out. He tickled her butthole as he did this- something she tried to stop by clenching her big fat buttcheeks, as it was all she could do in resistance- but his finger still found enough room to tickle around the rim, bringing her to another extremely premature orgasm. “HHHNNGMMGH!!” she cried, strawberry lube-drool leaking down the front of her ventilated ball gag.

Nori kept up the assault, holding onto one big buttcheek. “You- nngh- really thought you- mngh- were gonna get off-hngh- without any payback?? Hffh, really??” He grabbed onto the handles beside Razzle’s arms, his hips wetly smacking against that massive pink pooper as he absolutely destroyed that angry tomboy’s vagina. “After all the times you ignored the rating system, the threat level rating that I worked so hard to keep down, just so you could come along and wreck all my shit for an easy day’s work??” He maliciously pushed several points on her back that he knew were erogenous zones, just to make it even more impossible to feel anything but overwhelmed by what was happening to her. “And now this?? Coming to me for help, and busting my fucking BALLS over it??? Nooo no no,” he laughed, huffing and grunting. “Absolutely not. You’re making my fantasy come true, by becoming my sparkly little escorts. And oh my god that pussy feels so good,” he groaned. “For such a mean bitch, you have a cunt made for pleasing cocks! I could fuck this for the rest of my life and never need to jack off again!”

Razz wasn’t listening to what he was saying. Or rather, it was more accurate to say that she couldn’t listen, because she couldn’t pay attention to literally anything else but the giant pussy club she was being forced to take inside of her over and over and over again. In her orgasmic madness, she tried everything she could. She tried to wiggle away; his dick got harder. She tried to jump within the confines of the vacuum, only managing to make her buttcheeks bounce up and down; his dick got harder. She tried to clench her abdominal muscles in a desperate attempt to force him out of her; his dick surged in size and strength, and he pre-came.

“Alright, Dumptruck Butt, here’s the part where you really become my bitch!” He grabbed up her ass by the sides with both hands, pushing the cheeks against each other, pressed his massive swollen nuts up against her clit and leaned into her as closely and intimately as he possibly could, and bit the back of her neck.

“NNNGGHHHAAAAAAAHHH~!!!” Red Razzle screamed, her entire body quaking with orgasm as Nori unloaded blast after creamy blast of molten cum inside of her, expanding the membrane of the thin condom he’d put on and by extension Razz’s belly. Every pulse of hot sperm made her bigger and bigger. “Ohhh fuck! OHHH FUCK!!” She couldn’t see herself, but it felt massive. Some insane part of her- the rubber part, natch- wanted desperately at all that cum in the condom, and the fact that she was coming her brains out only intensified this. He had stretched out her womb just as hard as he could. When his shaft finally stopped thickening with cunt-stretching spurts of squirt... when his nuts finally stopped gurgling and pulsing between her thighs, tickling her clit... when he was finally soft again... he pulled out. Slowly, carefully, he tied off the condom  and let go, the knot disappearing in Razz’s completely decimated birth canal. “Hhhhuuunh... uuungh... ahhhnhh...” she groaned tiredly, her whole body quivering. Strawberry lube leaked out of every orifice as she hung limply, destroyed by orgasms.

Nori let out a long sigh of relief. “Well. I’d say that was a nice little exchange. You crush my nuts? I crush that pussy.” He ran a finger up her crack, and she shuddered in response. “Don’t go anywhere! I need a gatorade.”

Daz had been terrified by the sounds she’d heard just now. She hadn’t heard Razz ever make noises like that. What the hell did he do?? It was maddening not to be able to see! Or use her powers, for that matter; she felt double blind being stuck in this latex trap that was obviously alchemically treated to shut off their powers- a smart move for any villain, but a terrible situation to be stuck in for a hero.

“Ahhh, refreshing! And I’m back.”

Oh god, that was too quick.

“I know you’re impressed by my stamina, but don’t be- I put on a special cock ring just for this occasion, to make sure I’d be fresh and ready to give you both the exact same experience,” Nori announced delightedly.

“Mlah!!” Daz gasped and panted as her ballgag was pulled out, exposing her mouth. “Hanh... ah... w-wait!!”

“What?”

“Don’t fuck me!” she pleaded. “Fuck Razz again!”

An outraged “MNH?!” sounded from feet away.

“She’s tougher than me! She can take it! I-I... I’m still trying to walk off the last time!”

Nori’s cock thumped up between her thighs, its hot girth now sawing underneath her pussy. “You craven little wuss!” he cried mirthfully. “You’d sell her out to save yourself!” He pinched her nipples between his thumbs and forefingers and began playing with her enormous breasts, delighting like a child as he tugged and twisted and mashed them into her chest. “But I’ve already fucked Razz. Why shouldn’t I fuck you too? You’re one half of this dynamic duo, which I will remind you, fucking decimated my balls for fun.”

“Hrrrnnn... I-... Nnnfhh... Please! I can’t!”

He tugged, and he teased, and he twisted her tits. “Hrrrmmn...” He scared her a couple of times by letting the rounded tip of his cockhead peek between the folds of her labia. “Mmm I dunno, I think you can take it. I think you’re afraid that if I fuck you, you’ll get addicted to cock, and you’ll have your whole life unravel before your eyes.”

“NMMGNH! I’ll give you anything you want!!”

“Okay, okay.” He let go of her nipples, and instead caressed her breasts. She sighed in relief. “I...”

“Yes...?”

“... Want...”

“Yes, anything!”

“... An orgasm.”

“H-... Hhhh!” She trembled. Then he fucked her throat with his tongue, pressing his long licker deep into her lubed up blueberry suck hole, eliciting gurgling swallowing noises from her- which must have excited him because it made his cock even bigger than it was before. He lined up his fuck club and shoved it deep inside the waiting lips of her cooch, parting that delicate flower and stretching it cartoonishly over his massive girth. “MMMMGGH!!!” she let out a muffled scream through his mouth as she was penetrated from both ends, her hips widening ever so slightly from the sheer fatness of that barbaric dick.

“Mmmnh~...” Nori pulled out of her mouth and began slow grinding her pussy, dragging her clit over the length of his gigantic prick as she whimpered and trembled. “Poor Dazzle. You were never made to be a frontline fighter. Getting caught behind enemy lines is just the worst thing that could happen~!”

“Suh-... Stop... this is against the Engagement... Code...” She tiredly managed. “You can’t just r-... ruh-... NNNGH!!” She tensed up as he shoved inside her harshly, then pulled back out slowly.

“Oh, Dazzle.” He tsked. “What’s the point of making a toy if playing with it emotionally scars the poor thing? The personality cores of my dolls are just as rubber as their bodies- and thererfore just as resilient.”

 “Whuh-... what does that mean...?”

He put his hands on hers and moved in, compressing her breasts against his chest. “It means that no matter how hard I fuck you, no matter what names I call you, no matter how savage I get, the only responses the personality core allows you to have to this is ‘fun’ and ‘more.’” He very lightly touched his lips to hers, making her shiver in response. “You permanently, irrevocably consented to this the exact nanosecond you turned into a big-boobed rubber cocktoy.” He blinked as he felt a tightening around his dick. “...... Did you just cum?”

Daz didn’t answer, blushing and breathing hard as she rode out an intense orgasm where her writhing forced her big rubber nipples to drag against Nori’s chest, which only made it worse.

“Oh what  a kinky bitch.” SCHLORP went his penis as it left her, leaving her gasping. “Hang on. I’ve got something for you, little miss consent play.”

Daz felt exposed in a way she hadn’t in her entire life. Was what he said true?? She tried to contemplate the horror of the situation... but somehow, all she could think was how infuriating he was. Infuriating... and hot. It was a maddening line of thought, and it was not the existential dread she was looking for. That bastard was right. He’d taken the very concept of Consent away from her, from Razz, from Rip- they were all eternally down to fuck, somehow. 

Her thoughts were interrupted as a great big stainless steel bullet-shaped dildo was introduced to her asshole. “AHHH!!” She protested, but even her tight butt gave little resistance, stretching over the entirety of the huge object until it was firmly all the way up her ass. “Fuck! God! What are you doing???”

“Accessorizing!” he said, just as he let an alligator-tooth nipple clamp chomp down on her big, yummy areola. 

“AH! AH!! No! Nonono! Not those!”

“Yes, those!” He happily clamped another one down, this time on the other nipple, and now she had a matching pair for her massive pair.

“MMMNGH! AH! Hah, ah, hnnngh! S-Stoppit!”

“’Ohhhh, stoppit, please stop kicking my balls’,” he mocked her for expecting mercy with the memory of his own pleas. “Nooo, we’ve just begun.” He pushed on the rubber membrane she was trapped in, and it jostled her body- but worse, it jostled her breasts, which made those clamps wibble and wobble and go this way and that, the sensation of which made her hornier and hornier the longer it went on. “Oh that’s fun~!” He roughly SMACKED her tits from the side, making them jostle in even more agonizing ways as they wobbled in force feedback tens of times.

“AAAAAGHH you BASTARD!!” Daz shouted as blueberry drool ran down her face. She writhed, which only made her tits wobble more, which made the problem worse.

“Hn. Is my widdle lesbo doll getting a little too antsy in her pants? Here, I got another toy for you.” He reached into her mouth and roughly grabbed her tongue between his thumb and forefinger, pulling it outward despite her futile attempts to stop him. She felt a strange sensation as a strong pair of magnets was clamped on either side of her tongue; if she could have seen it, she’d have noticed it was a huge heart-shaped piece of shiny metal jewelry. She could notice without seeing, however, that it was very heavy. So heavy, in fact, it was hard to bring her tongue back into her mouth... and when she tried, the jewelry was too big to fit. Its purpose was obvious. “Okay! Hang on just a minute while I get you down to a better level.”

The entire wall assembly moved- a motion her nipples protested from the start until the stop- until she was almost ass-deep in the floor. The stone radiatied ambient cold, which just made her nipples more taut under the hungry mouths of those infuriatingly secure clamps.

“Oop! Looks like Razz’s ass was too big to fit down there,” Nori laughed before shoving his huge cock rudely between Dazzle’s breasts. He twisted this way and that, letting his throbbing organ freely explore the curves and contours of the chipmunk’s massive baps. “God, I love that the rubber wall keeps your tits pert. Just another reason why I’m a genius.” 

“Yhh... yhu muthhr fuhkhr...” she cursed.

“Oh you have no idea how right you’re gonna be.” He shoved his cock in between her heavenly soft tongue and lips, using the guide of her cleavage to toboggan in and start fucking her suckhole.

Having the thing in her mouth was just a reminder how absolutely massive it was. If she wasn’t rubber, she’d have been aching her jaw to fit the fat, girthy forecock between her tongue and palate, which it had completely taken all the available space between. He fucked her mouth, and she felt every inch, every crevice of his cockskin shift as he did it.  He thrusted deeper and deeper down her throat, encountering zero gag reflex. Nori pushed her boobs up against her face and began wildly thrusting into this tits-mouth-throat tunnel of love, eliciting embarrassed feminine grunts from Daz. 

He pulled out suddenly. “Mmm. You know. You could still earn your way out of another cuntbusting.” He pushed one of his swollen, grapefruit-sized balls up against her face. “You could apologize to my nuts by putting them in your mouth. Say ‘sorry for being such a bitch, here’s a little loving suckle, you big musky cum tanks~’”

“Hhhhhh... hhhhh...” Even through the latex she could smell them. Those big leathery balls pushed up against her head. “I fucking hate you so much.”

“Hate me on your own time. Make me cum now.”

She furiously sucked one of those massive nuts into her mouth- loudly, with many an embarrassing sound- and managed to get it past her teeth, storing it in one big stretchy chipmunk cheek. “Hrfh...”

“Oooh, impressive! Now do the other one, come on!” He pulled her mouth open as he forced his other gigantic ball into her face. It was twice as hard this time, and she had to suck and use her tongue to get it in, but finally, with far too much effort, his balls bulged out both of her cheeks. “Ohhhhh yes. Very good~ Well! What’re you waiting for, Pornstar Tits? Get to suckin’!”

Daz had no idea how to suck balls. She pulled a vacuum on them and just kind of massaged them with the pressure of her cheeks, slobbering all over them with lube drool. Nori groaned in relief and satisfaction, which made her nipples hard- which made her mad all over again. Still, the massive erection leaning on her nose and forehead served as all the motivation she needed- this was to keep that thing out of her cooch. She’d already cum from fucking once with this guy- a second time would drive her insane.

Nori leaned back and shuddered. “Ohhhhhh, yeah... that’s more like it. Ahhh... yeah! That’s better. They should be good to go now.” He pulled his nuts out of her mouth.

“Bluah... go...?” Daz wondered.

“Yeah! To pussyfuck you one more time.” The vacwall began moving up again.

“WHAT?!” Daz screamed. “You just said you wouldn’t- AH!!”

Nori flicked one of her nipple clamps. “You have no bargaining power here, bitch! You’re stuck in a wall, leaking blueberry lube! I hold all the cards.” He began rolling a condom over himself.

“Hah... hanh... I don’t regret busting your balls at all!” she raged.

“Yeah, me either,” he grinned. “I’m a masochist, it was actually pretty hot. But you didn’t know that.”

“W-... What?!”

Nori grabbed the handles behind her, having walked around to the back. “Round 2, baby!” 

“No...”

The bulb of his cockhead pressed up against her labia. “Start your engines!” 

Daz felt him twist something in that dildo that made it rumble like a motor in her asshole. “No no no no no!”

“Here! We! GOOO!!”

“AAAAAH!!!”

The heroine known as Blue Dazzle was subjected to a cavalcade of orgasmic delights, completely against her will and without hesitation. Nori used her pussy like it was his own personal favorite onahole, stretching and thrusting and pulling and busting, slapping and squeezing and nutting and wheezing, fucking and coming and coming and COMING... at the end of it, Daz had yelled herself hoarse, her whole body twitched tiredly, and he tied off a giant overstuffed condom inside her swollen gut- same as Razz.

“Haaaaah... that feels much better,” Nori remarked, pulling out Razz’s ballgag.

“You fuh-... you fucking asshole...” Razz managed. “What’re you gonna do with us...?”

“Well.” He cleared his throat. “From this perspective, it would certainly be in line for me to, I don’t know. Keep you both prisoner as my own personal fucktoys for whatever depraved pleasures whenever I wanted?” The girls groaned. “Maybe use you as a public space for all my minions to nut into all day?” They shuddered. “... But I’m not going to do that. At least, not today. I’m going to help you.”

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“Whuh... what...?” Daz puzzled through the haze of her devastation for the fourth time. “I don’t understand... what do you mean you’re gonna help us...?”

Nori had gone to towel off and get another drink before returning and pulling the face parts of the latex off. “Have you ever wondered why I’m the lowest-tier villain? Why, despite having all these resources, I’m at the same level as Captain Carpet?”

“You suck?” Razz guessed.

“That’s exactly what I want you to think.” He swigged from the bottle. “I never wanted to be a supervillain; it was the family business and I got pushed into it before I had any real choice. The League of Villains made me take the oath, and you know what the penalty for betraying that is.”

“So... what? You’re bad on purpose?”

He nodded, counting on his fingers. “Think about it. I never kill. I never maim. My traps are all restraint or some kind of temporary transformant. I make sentient sex dolls to fuck me against their will, but I still make sure that can’t emotionally harm them. Did you know that your organization sends young capes to me first?”

“What...? Really?” Daz asked.

He ran his fingers through his sweaty, matted hair. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not doing something wonderful here. I’m still a bad guy, but I prefer a whimsical tone of terror to people getting merced and parents crying. So yes. I’ll help you. But I have to do it in a villain way.”

Razz shifted uneasily. “What do you mean?”

“Well! Does it not seem odd that despite being rubber, I wore a condom to bang you both?”

The bunnycoon’s gears ground. “I guess...?”

The knifeswitch went on again, and the two girls were rendered flesh once more. 

“Well! You see, creating a homunculus from nothing takes a lot of alchemical resources, and that’s not something I can do or afford. However. It just so happens that my reproductive system was altered to create crossbreed clones of myself rather than your standard infants.”

Dazz furrowed her brows together... until it clicked. “Oh no.”

“Oh yes!” He held out his hands in front of their bellies, then gave them a loud ~WHAP!!~ bursting the condoms inside and freeing the gallons of sperm-rich cum he’d unloaded into their pristine birth canals.

“No... no! Absolutely not!!” Razz said furiously, looking at her gut in a panic. “I invoke the Engagement Code!” It had to be hysteria, but somehow she could feel his sperm wriggling up her tubes and polluting her with-... with! Oh, it was her absolute worst nightmare. “I demand a box of Plan B!”

Daz looked like she’d seen a ghost. “M-Me too! Take me to family planning!”

Nori turned around to face them with an apologetic smile. “Oh. I’m sorry. When I said I don’t kill, I meant it. I’m afraid this castle is strictly Pro-Life.”