Dude, Where's my Bike!?

Sequel to The Pokemon V. Exhibit.

© Kaijou Jaguclaw.
Pokemon concepts © Nintendo.

Ben Growled as he sat at the latest pokemon center he had found, it had been 2 
weeks since that trainer, Tucker, took his bike, and said he would return it. He 
had called him more times then he could count and had more often then not been 
caught out in the rain because of it. He growled, enough was enough.

He stood up and frowned as he walked to a map, checking it and running his 
finger from his current location to Mauville City. "that's where he was going, im 
sure of it..." he frowned silently and nodded, it wasn't too long a trip, though, 
it would have gone by much faster if he had had his bike, but no, he had to go 
hunting for it, a thought that really pissed him off, pokeballs aside, he would 
kick the excrements from that stupid trainer!

As he walked outside, he was met with a trainer. "hey! You wanna battle?" ben 
growled. "out of my way." he said shortly, walking aside. "hey! I said lets 
battle! You gotta fight!" ben turned, he was in no mood for this, he swung his 
fist and with a dull thud, his 'competitor' hit the ground, nose bleeding 
profusely, the boy turned and kept on his way, frowning.

He walked down the road headed for mauville city, his anger burning away in his 
chest, the thoughts of what he would do to that trainer replaying through his 
mind, like some form of obsession, or sadistic pleasure. It was long before he 
reached mauville, having been so distracted thinking about what he would be doing, 
that he hadn't noticed himself walking at a fast pace. As he walked to the gates, 
he looked up at a board by it. "the Pokemon V. Exhibit now closed. Tournament 
winner, Evan, Winning without losing a single pokemon. Runner-up previously taken 
by tucker, here by named "missing."

Ben blinked, he frowned. "missing? I'll bet he's hiding from me! that stupid..." 
he growled and walked in, he'd been to mauville before, and seen the expo around, 
but never actually been to one, he looked up as he walked towards it, the strange 
looking statue above him creeping him out somewhat. Once inside, he found, almost 
everything from the expo packed up, tables by one wall and rolled up posters in a 
corner, a man in a suit was talking to a police officer, who shortly left.

Ben hurried towards the man before any other duties called him off. "hey 
mister!" the man looked up. "yes son?" ben looked up to him and blinked some, 
pondering how to pose his question. "uhmmm... I read that that kid, tucker, he's 
missing?" the man in te suit nodded and stirred uncomfortably. "yes... nasty 
business really... the er... last person to see him would have been.. Evan." Ben 
blinked. "d'you know where I could find this... Evan kid?" the man in the suit 
blinked some and frowned lightly. "he didn't say where he was going... but here... 
I have his number here somewhere... you can call him!" he walked out back and 
returned shortly with a piece of paper in hand with a number on it. Ben nodded and 
took it. "thanks mister." With that, he turned and headed out, pulling his 
poke-gear from his bag, tapping the number into it.

He waited a moment, hearing the ringing on the other end and smiled lightly as 
he heard a voice. "Hello?" Ben cleared his throat. "uh.. hello.. are you Evan?" 
the voice on the other phone came back. "yes, im evan, uh... and you are?" ben 
sighed. "my name's ben, listen evan, I lent my bike to this kid a few weeks 
back... and the guy here at the pokemon V. exhibition said you were the last to 
see him." Laughter met the end of ben's sentence. "oh yeah! Tucker! Hehe! Yes, I 
know where he is, listen Ben, come to route 118, I'll be waiting and I can tell 
you... uh.. show you where he is."  Ben practically beamed, but then frowned in 
curiousity, "show me...?" he mumbled away from his phone, he soon shrugged. "yeah, 
sure evan, ill be there... uhmmm... that's just a bit north of mauville isn't it?"

Evan replied. "sure is, bout a half hour out of the northern end of the city, 
I'll meet you near the desert, ok?" ben nodded, unseen to evan. "yeah, ok, I'll 
see you then." He hung up and turned, headed north with a sigh. "Well, at last, 
things are going my way again!" he smiled to himself as he left the city, walking 
up the bare track north, humming as he went, the day seemed so much brighter, now 
that things were picking up, the sounds, smell and feel of everything, it all felt 
better then normal, he shrugged a little as he crawled over a few boulders. "gr.. 
that evan kid sure has to pick a touch place to meet me..." he mumbled as he 
walked to a sign, checking his bearings and nodding, continuing on his path. 

Meanwhile, still a good 15 minutes ahead of him, Evan was at the end of a short, 
and rather easy battle. "heheh! Ok rogue! Finish it!" he watched with a smirk as 
his prized mightyena took another sharp gulp, a pair of denim covered calves 
vanishing slowly into it's stretched muzzle, the sneakers at the end wiggling 
hard, the person within fighting with all their strength to get free, the pokemon 
gulped again, working the shoes down into his muzzle, then with one last gulp, 
finished off the trainer,  it's belly distended greatly, evan laughed and then 
pulled out his pokeball. "nice match! Return rogue! Time for you to digest!" he 
recalled his pokemon and looked at his watch, smiling as he sat down by a tree, 
looking at the sky with a smirk. One of his pokeballs twitched. "don't worry 
freaky... it'll only be a few more minutes now!" he laughed again,  and then 
settled down, waiting...

Ben reached the entrance to the desert, like he'd been told, and looked around, 
no sign of the strange trainer anywhere, he frowned and then started for the 
forrest nearby, maybe he was in there... he looked around curiously as he went, 
the trees thick, shrubbery almost making a dark impregnable curtain around him, 
leaving just the straight track to follow. He blinked a little bit and soon 
spotted someone by a tree, he picked up his pace and hurried over. "Hey! You! Are 
you evan?"

Evan looked up with a smirk, and nodded. "yeah, that's me." he stood up, dusting 
himself off and offered a hand. "ill bet your ben, right?" Ben nodded, looking up 
to evan as he shook his hand, a firm grip, which almost didn't want to let go as 
they finished shaking, the older boy, perhaps 17 or so, had blonde hair, spiked 
up, green eyes behind dark glasses and an almost evil smile on his face, his lips 
curved at such an angle that it was eerily so. He was dressed casual, a white 
shirt, long jeans, and a pair of black sneakers, a watch on his hand, a back pack 
by a tree, and 6 pokeballs on his brown belt. He blinked a little and stepped back 
some. "so uh... about tucker?"

Evan's sinister smile curved the slightest bit more, his straight teeth gleaming 
some. "oh yeah, him. heh, well, before I tell you that, I want one thing first." 
Ben took a wild guess. "a pokemon battle, right?" evan nodded with a wider flash 
of his teeth. "right on. A 2 on 2 match, you up for it?" ben nodded and grinned. 
"your on!" he walked back a bit and turned to face the boy, his hand already on a 
pokeball, "ok, go! Minun!" he threw his pokeball forward. Evan smirked lightly, 
holding back a laugh as he idly threw a ball forward. "come on out rattler!" ben 
blinked, he'd never heard of a "rattler" before. He blinked and then smirked as he 
saw it was a seviper. Evan apparently liked to name his pokemon.

Ben frowned lightly. "minun, spark!" he watched his small pikachu looking 
pokemon tense up, charging up power, it's body surface rippling with electricity. 
It squealed as it unleashed a wave of electricity towards it's snake-like 
opponent. Evan smirked, he didn't say a word, his seviper slithering forward at a 
frightening pace, avoiding the attack and suddenly wrapping around the tiny 
creature, minun squealing in terror. Ben was no better off, he was shaking, he 
knew that snakes ate mice, and that without evan saying anything, his pokemon was 
probably following it's natural course of life.

Which was exactly what it was doing as it squeezed the tiny electric pokemon 
until it's feeble stuggles stopped with a wet crack and it slowly lowered it's 
muzzle, opening it slowly and engulfing the tiny creature's head. It raised it's 
head, purposely showing the pokemon to ben as it slowly ingested it, working it's 
muzzle up over it's small frame, and soon gulping, the lump in it's body slowly 
working it's way down.

Ben shook in terror, he stared, it was unbeleiveable but true, his minun had 
been eaten. "what the hell!?" he looked at evan who had a look of sincerity on his 
face, he frowned. "rattler... you didn't need to crush it like that!" ben stared 
and fell back in shook. "wh...you.. your pokemon ate mine... that.. that's not 
fair.."  Evan grinned at ben as he recalled his pokemon, his hand already picking 
another. "well ben, that's what life is, it aint fair, it's a pokemon eat pokemon 
world... and sometimes... you gotta hack it, now are you going to battle or what?" 


Ben shook his head slowly, standing. "f..no.. t..tucker can have the stupid 
bike! Im not losing any more pokemon!!" he started to run, evan smirked. "well... 
too bad. Cause I never leave a match unfinished, freaky! go!" he pegged the ball, 
the pokeball hitting ben in the back of the head and causing him to fall over, 
holding his head. "agh! Sonova... what was that for!?" he turned to look at evan, 
but in his way, was a green raichu, standing 7 ft tall, and looking nothing short 
of fat, it eyed him with eyes full of the obvious, hunger. Evan smirked, barely 
whispering. "eat him.." the raichu grinned and reached down to pick ben up, the 
boy scrambling back and trying to get to his feet, the raichu walked after him and 
planted a foot on his chest, shaking his head with a grin. Evan smirked. "he 
doesn't like his prey running you know!"

Ben whimpered in sheer terror, trying to move the pokemon's foot from his chest, 
he found he was pinned, the pokemon holding off his weight, he was probably a good 
3 or 400 pounds, maybe more, and he wasn't about to let ben go. The raichu licked 
it's lips as it reached down and began to remove ben's shoes, socks and pants,  
lifting his heel for the latter, he then planted it back down and lifted the ball 
to remove his shirt. Once the human was all but undressed, he lifted his foot and 
picked him up, grinning widely as he slowly opened his muzzle wide, two pops 
issuing as it unhinged it's jaws and pushed it's huge jaw over the boy's head.

Ben screamed in terror as the pokemon lifted him, his screams silenced the 
moment his head vanished into the pokemon's moist warm maw, it's large broad 
tongue slathering over his face and chin, tasting him. he squirmed, trying to push 
and kick, to get the pokemon to let him go. But it was evident that freaky would 
do no such thing, as with a loud "gluk" ben's head vanished down into the raichu's 
slimey tight gullet, his shoulders in it's maw now, his chest being licked over by 
the tongue.

Evan smirked silently as he sat watching, he looked this part, and moaned some 
as the raichu lifted it's head, holding ben's arms and chest, with gravity now in 
his side, the pokemon's ingestion of the poor boy became easier, ben sliding 
slowly down, being tugged down more with each gulp, the boy's chest vanishing 
swiftly, his belly soon to follow, ben's muffled screams audible even from inside 
the raichu's gullet, his legs kicked violently as he tried to get free, his hands 
twitching and rolling.

The raichu murred around it's sizeable meal, as with another gulp the boy's 
hands and groin and meaty rump vanished into his wide muzzle, one hand rubbing his 
neck, the other rubbing ben's leg as it slid down,  freaky gulped loudly once more 
and ben's thighs slid from sight, now only his calves and feet free, though that 
would shortly be remedied, as the raichu's hungry gullet pulled the boy down 
further with another gulp, ben's feet soon the only part evident to the world. 

By now, ben's head had pushed through the tight sphincter into the raichu's 
belly, his oxygen already thin, was now stale and stank of rotted foods, he 
screamed loudly as the raichu enclosed it's muzzle around his feet, sealing him 
from the world, and sealing his fate, the raichu murring loudly around him as it 
began to gulp slowly, his shoulders soon pushing through into it's belly, a tight 
squeeze pushing his whole body into the belly which distended easily, and greatly 
for him, however, he was still forced to curl up foetal like as he lay there, 
poking at the walls, crying and squirming, trying for all the futility it was, to 
get free.

Evan laughed as he walked over, hugging the raichu happily. "hehe, looks like 
another victory, hey freaky?"  the raichu nodded with a belch and smiled. Evan 
smiled lightly as the raichu hugged him, murring deeply, it's belly filled 
greatly, the meal squirming. Evan knelt and grinned. "hey ben! The place you are 
now, that's where I last saw tucker! Hehe! Looks like you found him after all!"

Inside the raichu's belly, ben screamed in pain as the digestive acids around 
him, burnt into his skin, changing him down slowly to nutrients to feed the 
pokemon. Freaky smiled happily, waddling to a tree and sitting under it, evan 
followed, sitting with his pokemon, hugging it lightly. "hehe... I love doing 
this..." he mumbled as he heard a loud gurgle from the pokemon's belly, freaky's 
paw rubbing his side lightly. Unbeknownst to evan, freaky's eyes still lingering 
with a hungry look...

The End...?