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	4.	1.	lucas x crazywolf500 
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	6.	based on true events
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	8.	It was a cold October night. There was a gentle breeze and the air was crisp. Lucas' phone started to ring.
	9.	"Hello?"
	10.	"Dude, you'll never believe this," It was Crazywolf. "What is it?"
	11.	"There's a clown outside my house right now."
	12.	"No way lol"
	13.	"It's true! He has white face paint, orange hair, and a polkadot shirt!"
	14.	Lucas rolled their eyes. There's no way this could actually be happening. "OH also, he has a machete." Definitely no way this is happening right now.
	15.	"Haha sure he does."
	16.	"No, I'm serious! I'm going to go get my pistol."
	17.	"Just call the cops."
	18.	"I did before I called you." The line goes quiet for a moment. "Okay, so, I shot him in the leg." .....What?
	19.	"No you didn't, I've been on the phone with you this whole time and didn't hear any gunshots."
	20.	"That's because I muted my phone for a sec lol" Lucas groaned. "Crazy, that's enough. I know there isn't a clown out there."
	21.	"But it's true, Lucas! Why wont you believe me?" Before Lucas could answer, the sound of sirens could be heard in the distance. The call suddenly dropped.
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	23.	After what seemed like forever, Lucas got another call. It was Crazywolf and what came next was something Lucas couldn't believe. "So, uh Lucas, the police showed up, right?"
	24.	"Yeah?"
	25.	"Yeah, well, I got arrested... For shooting at the clown. Apprently self defense doesn't count when you shoot someone when they're just standing there not doing you any harm."