Argentina is a country in a part of South America that doesn’t exist. Much like the G-spot, everyone knows the place exists, but can’t tell you exactly where it is. Flights to Argentina involve commercial airliners flying around in circles around South America until they find it. Most flights end up crashing into the ocean in the process, and that’s why you’ve never heard about this until now.

In an apartment somewhere in the capital city of Buenos Aires, a young man was at his computer, chatting online with a friend up in America.

M: Come on, man. You promised you’d work on it today. How could you resist the allure of her huge boobs and nice heart-shaped ass?

L: I told you, I’m not a fan of macro, but it’ll be done when it’s done.

M: Aww, okay.

The young man turned his head to look outside, and noticed some strange shape appearing through the haze in the far distance. He focused his gaze and saw the shape taking more concrete form as it approached. His eyes widened, and a huge grin appeared across his face when he saw what it was.

A massive, probably hundred foot tall harpy was coming from the north, walking with a voluptuous and provocative swagger. Its feathers were a beautiful teal and its long hair was a radiant blond. Quickly, he turned back to his computer and mashed in a comment.

M: Holy shit, you’re not going to believe this!

L: What is it?

M: A massive harpy is coming over the hills. She looks so fucking sexy!

L:…are you serious?

M: I’m freaking serious!

L:…god dammit.

His friend subsequently logged off. The young man logged off from his computer as well and ran outside to get a better look at the giant harpy.

“Hello, my lovely subjects!” she announced, her voice loud and almost deafening, but full of joy and bliss. “I’m here to bring you pleasure and happiness!”

It should be noted that English is the second most prominent language in Argentina, but the harpy was over a hundred feet tall. Not to mention that some of the population spoke languages almost no one understands, and in their tongue, her words sounded a lot like “I’m here to conquer your lands!”, “Five four sizzling table rain”, and other things that made less sense. Either way, the entire city in an instant dissolved into pandemonium. People ran around, screaming for help or just for the sake of it. All the phone lines were jammed as people contacted their churches or government demanding explanations, neither of whom could provide one.

Lilith looked around with a confused expression, wondering why everyone was panicking. Have they never seen a harpy so far down here in the south? That was really sad!

“Look at me, everyone!” she cooed, leaning to the side and pressing against a building, the one the young man happened to be standing on. “This is the beauty of the harpies! Take a page from our books and learn to enjoy your body and be happy!”

“Amen to that!” a voice shouted from behind her. She didn’t hear it, of course, over all the incessant screaming and car tires screeching and sirens blaring out all over the city. There was a pause as she realized no one was really paying attention to her.

“Maybe you all need a little inspiration?” she suggested. “Well that’s what I’m here for!” Lilith spread open her legs, her enormous sharp talons tearing up the asphalt with the ease of a five year old drawing a line in the sand with a finger. Some drivers jammed their feet down on the accelerator when they saw the colossal harpy occupying the entire road, which caused them to crash their vehicle into either Lilith’s legs, buildings, other cars, or take a massive violent tumble from the sheer forces they put on their cars.

Lilith drew a feather down her naked bulbous slit, which made her shiver and coo in excitement. Her hips involuntarily thrust forward, and she had to sit back up against the building. She masturbated with the feathers on her wing again, and deliberately made loud and beautiful notes in response to the pleasure she now felt in her enlarged and sensitive body. She could still feel the entire population of the harpy kingdom locked in their eternal lesbian orgy in her womb. They pressed up against the sensitive line of her womb and tickled her immensely with her feathers. Every moment since this strange growth occurrence began, she was in a constant state of bliss. Always feeling like she was on the verge of another orgasm. Here, she let her bliss gush forward, and after a few great minutes of rubbing her pussy, her muscles tensed up as she closed her eyes and came with a loud but gentle coo.

When she opened her eyes, she saw that the population of Argentina was not only a lot smaller, but had paid almost no attention to her, still panicking and freaking out. Well that was a shame! From what Lilith heard about the world, some cultures suppressed sexual drives so much, the people had no understanding of sex, or didn’t even know what sex was. Maybe this happened to this country? Dammit.

Maybe they needed an example to go off of? Problem was, at this size, Lilith was far too large to do a proper demonstration with a partner, especially for the traditional male on female sex other cultures were so fond of.

Lilith’s eyes fell on a large obelisk in the center of town. It was the Obelisk of Buenos Aires. At nearly 68 meters tall (220 feet for the imperial table users out there), it was a national historic monument and icon of the people of Argentina, built in 1936 as a commemoration to the country’s ability to plagiarize and get away with it. Of course, Lilith didn’t know this.

Lilith stood up and approached the Obelisk. It was a constructed from smooth concrete, just smaller than Lilith at her present size, and phallic shaped. It made her swoon with love.

“Oh my! Look at the size of this thing!” she cooed, getting down on her knees and pressing her boobs into it. She licked the side of the tower and rubbed up and down against it. “Such a marvelous testament to male virility! I didn’t think your kind would have it in you! Maybe you’d remember how great sex was if I demonstrated with your beloved monument!”

Lilith stood up and climbed up the monument, her talons clacking against the solid concrete. Even though her talons clenched down tightly on the tower, they didn’t even crack or chip the thing. Since she was holding the entire harpy population in her womb, she couldn’t take the thing into her pussy like she wanted to, so she slowly moved her ass into place and let it sink down onto the shaft.

“Cooooohhhh!” she moaned, squirming her ass about and slowly sliding down onto the pillar. Her tight ass muscle clenched the Obelisk, making it very difficult for her to move deeper down onto the thing. Lilith could feel the immovable concrete stretching out her insides and pressing the lesbian orgy inside her womb against the walls of her belly. The foundation of the tower was so sturdy, she could barely move her hips around like she wanted to. Instead, she lifted herself right back up and then let her body drop down deeper onto the Obelisk.

“Huuuuuhhhhh! AHH!” Lilith’s eyes rolled in the back of her head as intense pleasurable sensations shot up her spine and across her pussy lips. She moved a wing down between her legs and stimulated her pussy lips again. When she shivered from the pleasure, her ass muscles also contracted around the Obelisk, which made it feel like it was actually expanding inside her ass! Lilith lifted her ass up again and then sunk right back down. Her ass cheeks were just a few feet from the ground now. Her talons clenched and tore up the asphalt around the tower. Her legs were trembling now. She couldn’t take it anymore.

“IEEEEEEE!” Lilith squealed, squirting gallons of pussy juice all over the streets. This fueled the fear of the citizens, who didn’t know what kind of fluid it was. What’s more, Lilith was expanding in size again. She grew another twenty feet, and with a hard PHOOMP, her ass hit the ground when her legs finally gave away. Lilith sighed with pleasure and slowly lifted her enormous bulbous ass off the tower. Amazingly, despite how she had her way with it, there wasn’t even a crack on it, but that wasn’t what she was focused on.

“How could you not enjoy such a marvelous sight?!” she exclaimed in frustration.

“I did!” a voice called out amongst the riot.

“Why thank you, whoever you are!” she chirped sweetly. “You should teach these people just how to enjoy life! I’m off to find another place to spread the good word!”

Lilith walked across the bewildered and frightened city and went into the Pacific Ocean, swimming off into the distance.

*	*	*

In the bowels of NATO headquarters, General Exploder stood in front of a white screen, where there was a projected image of the giant teal creature that destroyed Mount Rushmore. He stood before an audience of several dozen agents, bodyguards, generals, and President Evil. This is not to say the American President is evil. According to a 20XX census, at least 2% of the world population has the surname Evil. By coincidence, one of the Evils was a native-born American, was 35 and older, ran for president, and won. You should have seen the campaign; it was awesome!

“THIS is the threat we face, gentlemen!” Exploder announced, tapping the projection screen with a long, thick finger. “This monster has destroyed a national icon and treasury with its powers! And, as our secret intelligence has shown, it is growing in size, no doubt being fueled with the power of a demon or even Satan or Lucifer themselves!

“Point is, this creature is a danger to the security of America and her interests! Our sources in South America has informed us that 6 hours after the creature arrived, Argentina has fallen! Therefore, I propose that we ratchet up the solution to Code Black!”

There was a brief pause in the cabinet, followed by an incomprehensible mass of voices trying to shout over one another. Finally, the voices died down when President Evil gestured to speak.

“I’ve read your report on the incident and the flight path of the creature into the Atlantic Ocean.” He said. “The American homeland is safe, but what does that mean for our interests overseas?”

“We’ve done the calculations!” Exploder declared proudly. “The creature has a strong chance of passing through the Middle East! We have reasonable suspicion that it could attack the oil fields! If it attacks the oil fields, it could expand to the size of a small continent! Because of the potential dangers involved, we propose going nuclear to preserve America and humanity.”

The audience looked at President Evil, listening intently for his answer.

“So it has come to this.” he said. “So be it.”

*	*	*

Where the hell is Dubai? It’s somewhere in India, I know that. Is it the capital? The sister capital? The cultural epicenter? Whatever. Point is, it’s an important place. Why? Because General Exploder just launched a nuclear missile at it. How was he supposed to know that Lilith would turn up there? Wait, it’s NOT in India? It’s just east of Saudi Arabia?! Fire my research team! FIRE THEM! No one feeds ME false informa-

Lilith found her way to Dubai, where there was the world’s largest skyscraper, named the Burj Khalifa. What does it mean? Don’t ask, that’s not important. It won’t be around long enough for its name to be relevant. Again, General Exploder launched a nuclear missile at Dubai!

Lilith gazed up at the tower with awe. Now THIS was impressive! She was the largest lifeform on the planet by far, and to see something this large that somehow managed to make her feel small and insignificant amazed her. Not to mention that, like that obelisk back in Argentina, it was kinda shaped like a penis. At least it would have if the budget allowed for it, and the people didn’t have this huge taboo on displaying genitalia. Again, Lilith didn’t know about this.

The Burj Khalifa was the tallest tower in the world at 2,723 feet tall, and obviously created to show off. You could also say this was an attempt to compensate for something, but I don’t make a habit out of looking at other people’s penises.

“Now THIS is the biggest testament to cock that I’ve ever seen!” she swooned, approaching it from the Persian Gulf. She stepped out of the water, spilling hundreds of gallons of water all over the streets. Just like in Argentina, the people immediately panicked. They were screaming things in a language Lilith couldn’t recognize, but she knew what panic and fear sounded like in any language. Still, she paid little attention to it. Her mind was set entirely on that enormous tower in front of her.

Her approach was hardly careful anymore. Since she was several hundred feet tall now, stepping anywhere was going to cause damage, and her lower legs scraped up against the side of the buildings. The citizens all ran out of the way to avoid getting crushed by the giant harpy, who knelt down at the base of the tower. She pressed her boobs against the tower and let them spread apart to embrace it. Lilith moved her body up and down against the tower, sitting closer to it until her pussy lips were rubbing up against a corner.

“MMnn, it’s so big and hard!” she cooed, cupping her breasts with her wings. She was no longer focused on the people panicking around her. She was completely seduced by the tower.

When Lilith’s pussy got wet again, it dripped gallons of sweet smelling pussy juice all over the street. Her clitoris, which was the size of a small truck, was prodding against the tower. She involuntarily bucked her hips against it, which caused her erect clitoris to smash in through several windows. The shards of glass only tickled her clit, which made her curl forward and shiver with excitement. She wanted nothing more than to plant herself on a cock that would stretch out her insides, but she couldn’t. Apart from this tower being far too big for her, she still had the harpy population in her womb, and had an obligation as their goddess to protect them.

Lilith stared up at the tower admirably, and saw a distant object in the sky, lit like a miniature second sun. It was hard to tell what it was, but it was phallic shaped and coming at her fast!

“Oooh! It looks like someone loves me!” she cooed. “I bet it could burrow all the way inside my ass!” Lilith moved away from the tower, turned around and bent forward. She wriggled her enormous, perfectly shaped ass at the object tauntingly.

“Come on! Right here in my bum!” she swooned. The object came down on her, ramming right into her sphincter muscle, which was still loose from taking in the Obelisk of Buenos Aires back in Argentina, and spread apart to let it sink inside.

The object was a 30 foot long nuclear missile, launched from a missile silo in [ERROR: Location not found]. It was launched into the edge of space and came down and got absorbed by Lilith’s ass. The nuclear reaction reacted with the microorganisms in her body, which felt to her like sheer bliss. Lilith felt the most powerful orgasm she ever felt surge through her body as her ass muscles contained a nuclear explosion.

“Oh my GOOOOD!” she screamed, spastically thrusting her hips forward. The wave of pleasure bowled over her and rendered her unconscious after several minutes. Her gigantic form collapsed on the streets of Dubai, twitching with blissful aftershocks.

*	*	*

In the secret government bunker somewhere in Colorado, President Evil, General Exploder and a contingent of the heads of the top brass, government offices and the Secret Service were waiting out the inevitable nuclear holocaust. It wasn’t until Exploder mashed the red button labeled “Fukitol” did they realize that they were violating some serious international laws. But that didn’t matter anymore. That giant creature was going to destroy the world.	Besides, once the rest of the world found out what they just did, there wouldn’t be any laws after a few days. It’s said that history is written by the victor, and if everyone else was dead, then America won. And the primitive tribes were not going to argue with the superintelligent generals and President that had an arsenal of weapons at their disposal, if they could even process speech at all!

“Mr. President! The creature has fallen!” General Exploder announced. “But it seems to be reacting with the bomb! It’s still expanding!”

“No! This can’t be happening! Can nothing destroy this thing?!” President Evil asked.

The creature was indeed expanding, and at an alarming rate. Not even a minute after it fell it already outgrew the Burj Khalifa. Who knew how much devastation it caused when buildings were ripped off their foundation and the debris tumbled into the Persian Gulf and Indian Ocean. It caused more destruction and genocide than even the most warmongering generals could ever hope for. The creature expanded still, now miles across, tearing up more and more of the geography and landscape. Entire cities and countries were destroyed, and who knows how many people were killed as a result. And yet the creature was still expanding.

Within an hour, the creature was larger than the city, and a few hours later, the size of a small country. The tides were going haywire due to the creature’s mass. The full consequences would never be known, as Lilith was still growing, and growing, and growing…