The doorbell rang and Laulu pricked up his ears. The ermine jumped up and sprinted to the door. He hastily opened the door and was greeted by a bored-looking mailman. ”Laulu, is this correct?”, the man asked him. 

The ermine nodded eagerly and replied, ”Yes, that’s me!” 

”That’s for you then.” 

He received a big, featureless cardboard box after he confirmed the arrival of the delivery with his ID. ”Have a nice day, sir!” The mailman gave him another nod and left. Laulu really wanted to unpack the box, but first, he had to set it down somewhere.

He swiftly put it on his coffee table. The ermine was too impatient to bother using the right equipment. Sure, scissors or a knife would’ve worked better, but his claws were good enough. It wasn’t like anyone cared how he opened his delivery. Laulu ripped and tore until it was wide open. Only some packing peanuts stood still between him and his long-awaited order. The ermine carelessly tossed handfuls of the soft, foamy filler across the room. It would be a pain in the ass to clean up later, but he couldn’t care less right now. After several delays, his order had finally arrived!

He squeaked happily when he spotted three sleek, black boxes slumbering inside the pompous packaging. Silver letters briefly described their contents. Laulu took much more care when unpacking these boxes to reveal their precious contents. The first lid slipped open and he unpacked a brief manual, a thing that looked like a four-armed candle holder with a long power cord wrapped around its foot, a remote control with lots of buttons, and some wireless equipment for use with a computer. Additionally, there were some spare parts in it. The next one contained mainly cleaning utensils, a few brushes, cleaning rags, and cleaning detergent. The most important box was still waiting, unopened. The ermine picked it up and unpacked four shiny disks, each wrapped in silky cloth and plastic shrink-wrap. He tenderly put them on the table. They looked like hand mirrors with a reflective surface in the middle surrounded by a sturdy outer ring. Three of them had a blueish tint, one was orange and they were all slightly bigger than his paw. Upon closer inspection, Laulu spotted little lamps inset in the outer ring. Unpowered and discharged, those discs were as useful as a simple mirror. However, once they were powered, they would turn into items at the cutting edge of technology.

The ermine plugged everything in and the tiny lamps started blinking. According to the manual, the initial charge would take an hour or two. More than enough time to pay the manufacturer’s website a visit and register his new acquisition. Those pretty, but surprisingly unremarkable discs were miniature portals for home use, a brand new development. There were many different ways to use them, but some were much more obvious and tempting than others. Laulu booted his computer and spent some time registering and reading the much more exhaustive online manual. After that, they still weren’t fully charged, so he started some game and forgot about the pocket portals in the meantime.

But when he returned, he was overjoyed to find that they were full and ready for action. Finally! Laulu grabbed the orange portal first. In theory, they were bidirectional, but the manual strongly recommended to use the orange one as a transmitting portal only. The only difference was that they had slightly different auxiliary equipment. Pocket portals that had all this equipment in one were available but were also significantly more expensive. His set was just the simplest, cheapest set the ermine could afford. Next, he grabbed the remote and switched on the portal. Initially, nothing happened. He just sat there and disappointedly glared at the shiny piece of metal. An entire minute passed, and nothing happened still. ”Why won’t you work, you stupid piece of...”, he hissed aggravated. As if it had heard him, the middle pane began to vibrate, ripples on its surface moved faster and faster until the reflective surface turned black. Laulu looked at it with stunned fascination. A clear, melodious ping announced that the emitter was ready and working. But now he realized that it needed two portals to establish a connection.

Great, now he had to repeat the same thing again with one of the blue discs. Laulu carefully put down the faintly humming disc and picked up a blue one. The startup took just as long as with the other disc. Once the receiver finished booting, it displayed the same black void as the emitter. To couple them, he had to put in a special code he received upon registration. A soft jingle sounded and the swallowing blackness vanished. A clear image appeared on both pocket portals, they were linked together now. What entered the first emerged from the second and vice versa. 

The ermine spent an hour just goofing around with the two portals. He waved at himself and made faces. Then he grabbed a few small items, a rubber band, a paper clip, and a packing peanut, and threw them at the portals. It was a lot of fun to watch and conceive of new setups. Laulu finally stuck a finger through the opening and used it to flick a switch at the other end of the room. Yes, the future was now, he thought amused.

Finally, the time had come to put the pocket portals to a much better and more interesting use. The ermine dropped his sweatpants and removed his boxers, stripping naked for the next trick. His chub was already half erect and his eager anticipation alone quickly aroused him. Now all he had to do was pick up the emitter and stick his dick into the portal. Laulu swiftly penetrated the opening and that was pretty much it. The whole procedure was over before it had even started. To be honest, he wasn’t quite sure what he had expected to happen. Was it supposed to chime or glow because he stuck his wiener in? There was a silent hiss when the ring attached itself to his crotch by suction, firmly securing the portal disc to his body. This was the reason why he was supposed to use the emitter because the receiver had its suction aid on the other side and would simply fall off. Laulu tugged at it firmly and realized just how hard this thing was stuck. Now, the push of the button was the only thing able to safely remove this shiny little plate.

The ermine looked back up and immediately began to laugh loudly. He had put the receiver in the middle of the coffee table. The slim disc alone was barely visible, but his dick emerging from it was hard to miss. It felt incredibly odd and weirdly funny to look at it. Without any other information, it was a white, shimmering rod of swelling flesh that just sat there and pointed to the ceiling like an overly realistic dildo. Laulu moved his hips and tried to make his disembodied cock wiggle, but almost nothing happened. The penis was physically detached from his body and only connected via its base.

He licked his lips, now the real fun would begin! The ermine reached for the receiver and gently pulled it closer. His throbbing meat was now right in front of him, teasing him with its delicious appearance. Laulu gave it a paw and stroked it. Despite the spatial detachment, it felt really familiar. What else had he expected? He was just jerking off with a few extra steps in between. The portal separating his junk from his body didn’t make a significant difference. There was one thing that bothered him though. The pocket portal was sliding over the smooth table surface while he tried to jerk himself. Luckily, there was a simple fix for this. The receiver had a suction mechanism on its underside and a simple button press firmly attached it to the coffee table. No more annoying sliding around!

Laulu quickly lost himself in this familiar, yet very different experience of jerking himself off. His touch was basically the same, but the angle was something he normally couldn’t achieve without breaking his wrist first. He simply couldn’t get enough of it and added his second paw to really rub one out. His hips began to move as well, but the motions didn’t translate through the portals. So he stroked his dick even harder and faster. His breath got heavier and the ermine prepared for the rapidly approaching climax. Certainly, there was so much more he wanted to try with this, but first, he felt the burning need to finish what he had just started.

The ermine came with a surprised grunt. His legs weakened, his paws slipped away from his wang and he fell onto his back. Unexpectedly, he got a prime view of his spurting, throbbing cock. It was a mesmerizing, incredibly stimulating sight. Just a dick sitting there, rocking back and forth, swinging around jerkily while it ejected sticky cum. It squirted the load high into the air, sprayed it everywhere. His dick had, quite literally, turned into a cum fountain. Laulu grimaced a little because now he had to clean up the packing peanuts and his own spunk. However, this thought was quickly superseded by the absolutely stunning display of his cumming cock. He instinctively tried to wank himself, but there was nothing there to wank. The ermine took longer than he was willing to admit to remembering that it was his dick that was still sitting on the table happily ejaculating. Sadly, it was just outside of his reach.

Once his climax had subsided, Laulu got back up. His swollen meat had fallen limp and was weakly drooling juices. The ermine groaned as he realized the whole extend of his mess. He definitely had to take care of it sooner rather than later. The entire coffee table looked like a liquid explosion had gone off. And the liquid in question wasn’t water, but really sticky and gooey cum. Milky trails of sperm were just everywhere. Luckily, his seed hadn’t spurted far enough to soil his precious sofa. He grabbed his softening penis, it felt even weirder than before, and pressed a button to remove it from the tabletop. Before doing any other experiments, he had to clean up. Laulu didn’t know what to do with his disembodied prick right now, so he carried it to the bathroom and placed it on the sink. There it was out of the way and it wouldn’t be too much of an issue should it cause another mess. Stepping back into his living room, he grabbed a mop and went to work.

After his living room was clean and tidy, he took his disembodied wang into his bedroom. The ermine stuck it to the wall and watched it rise as his arousal blossomed again. This time he would make sure to prevent another mess, he vowed. Laulu embraced his dick and lustfully moved closer. He could feel his own hot breath wash over the sensitive tip. Then he opened his muzzle and carefully wrapped his lips around the glans. It felt wet, warm, very slippery, and incredibly strange, but also indescribably wonderful. He gently suckled on his own tip and got a feeling for his own size. He relished the sensation and the salty taste of his slightly sweaty cock. Giving himself head was a thought, a dream he had fruitlessly pursued for a long time, but thanks to portal technology he finally could do it. This was much better than twisting and contorting to achieve the same thing.

Laulu slowly worked his thick willy down his throat. His hips twitched and tired to plow his own muzzle, but the portals didn’t transfer the movement, otherwise, he might’ve gotten a sudden mouthful of cock. He was surprised by how tight he felt and how big his dick really was. It really was a question of perspective, wasn’t it? The ermine was just a little annoyed that he had put the portal on the wall. Next time he definitely had to stick it on some smaller, movable object, so he could use his paws a little more while sucking his own dick. The ermine eventually stopped moving further. He was now as far as he could go without throwing up. His entire muzzle was filled with throbbing, warm cock meat and the tip was pressing against the back of his mouth. Laulu gagged a few times while searching for the sweet spot where he was as deep inside as he could without nausea distracting from the experience.

Keeping this limitation in mind, he began to blow himself. He put his paws against the wall and sucked himself off with sluggish, inexperienced movements. Everything about it felt so unbelievably wonderful! Be it the wet, noisy slurps, his incredibly tight muzzle, the mere idea that he was giving himself a blowjob, or the surprisingly pleasant taste of his own dick. It was so much pleasure at once that the ermine came in under a minute. Only a couple of strokes were enough to make him bust his nut. His knees weakened, but he adamantly forced himself to stay upright. Laulu didn’t want to cause another mess. 

With his orgasm came also the sensation of his very own cum running down his throat. His twitching cock ejaculated rope after rope of gooey, sticky goodness into his willing maw, and the ermine eagerly drank it all without wasting a single drop. Only after his climax had faded and the stream of cum had subsided, Laulu flopped onto his back and sighed with exhausted satisfaction. The whole thing had been surprisingly demanding, but he was happy about every single second of this unforgettable experience.

He just lay there for a few minutes, basking in the wonderful afterglow. However, there was yet another thing he had to try. For this, the ermine went to his dresser and opened it. There was a special section just for his toys and lube. He grabbed a bottle of it and went back to the portal and his dick. Unlike his mouth, he had spent hours training his backside. His shaft was about the size of one of his average toys, so this next thing shouldn’t be too much of an issue. A routine, really. He prepared his dick like one of his dildos, rubbed a generous amount of lube over it, and put it on the ground. It got hard again and sat there, glistening and ready. Laulu knelt over it and carefully aligned the tip with his asshole. There it was, he thought horny as his cock prodded against his sphincter. Now he would proceed to quite literally fuck himself. The ermine got really euphoric about the idea and giggled silly. The male lowered his ass and penetrated himself with his own wang. The initial surge of pleasure overwhelmed him and he forgot to stop himself, shafting his entire rod inside him in one go. His extensive training made sure that he didn’t really hurt himself, but he still spent a minute completely speechless trying to comprehend what just had happened.

His ass felt amazing! Laulu groaned long and loudly and relished the feeling of having a real fat cock up his ass. Slowly he moved his rump back up and began riding his dick. This was even better than the blowjob! Of course he couldn’t hold back for very long and a few heavy, firm pumps of his tight, warm ass were enough to make the ermine cream himself a third time. He plopped down onto the squirting meat and just let it flow. He moaned lewdly, hot cum rushed through his guts and he loved it! The ermine pushed a button and the little portal detached from the floor. Lacking a proper connection to his ass, he had to support the silvery disc with his fingers while he clumsily stood up again. This felt so wonderful that he decided to enjoy this sensation a little more and just leave his dick stuck inside for a little longer.

Laulu shuffled to his computer and navigated the manufacturer’s website. There was a special feature he wanted to see in action at least once before getting some well-deserved rest. He grabbed one of the other portal emitters. The device whirred and the black veil formed. This time, the connection wasn’t established with one of his portals, but a portal somewhere else. Something big emerged from the portal. It was a heavy and throbbing, sixteen inches long brown, beautiful horsecock, almost as thick as the opening. The only thing that was sadly missing were the balls, but the ermine understood that this was due to limitations with the tech. He held the huge, throbbing dick with a horny, wanton look on his face. This was the unique feature of this product. Rental cocks. And renting one was free for as long as he wanted.

With his own dick still inside his ass and a massive horsecock in his arms, Laulu went to bed. He embraced the heavy penis like a stuffed toy, hugged it tightly, and pressed it against his chest. It didn’t only look like the real thing, it even felt and smelled like one. Warm, slowly throbbing and giving off a heavy, masculine, and very musky odor. The ermine pressed his lips onto the tip and idly sucked on the large cumslit. It reacted to his stimulation and squirted a little pre. With the taste of this delicious, flavorful, and salty liquid on his lips and tongue, the ermine fell asleep. This was only the beginning of so much more fun he was going to have with the portals.