M/F	Anthro on Feral		Scat		Watersports 		Facesitting

John- Male anthro rabbit. Grey fur, average build and height, brown eyes.
Valentine- Female feral canine, Saint Bernard. White with brown spots, brown eyes.
Lady is a tramp:
John heard a scratching at his door and when he opened it, a dog barged in with all the canine audacity as if she owned the place. She seemed well taken care of and her collar tags jangled as she walked past. The bunny scratched his head in confusion then shrugged, “Welcome in, I guess.” Closing the door and following after the pup.
He caught her in his den by the couch and checked her tags for information. She appeared to be some kind of saint bernard by his reckoning. Her tags said ‘Valentine’ and there was a phone number, he called it went straight to voicemail and he left a message. He liked dogs, but never had one of his own, and she didn’t seem hungry, or thirsty, or dirty, or really in need of anything. It was late, and he figured one night wouldn’t hurt. Hopefully the owner called back in the morning.
Morning came and went with no response. John called the number a few more times without any luck. Also checked some local webpages, and called around to a few vets and animal shelters, but no one had mentioned any missing animals matching Valentine.
She seemed to be okay in his book, low maintenance anyway. Happy enough to share his leftovers for breakfast and drink from the toilet. He figured holding on to her for another day or so wouldn’t be so bad, heck maybe it’d be good practice, he had been considering getting a dog of his own. 
He settled in on the couch for his usual day off ritual of getting drunk and playing videogames. His lack of familiarity with dogs failing to alert him that Valentine wasn’t spayed and was in heat. Also seeming to forget that dogs need to be walked.
Valentine was a good girl and had held it all day while the new person sat around in his apartment. Watching the noise box, drinking from the weird metal tubes and eating those delicious salty things from the crinkle bags. Thankfully he had at least fed her and there was water, though he ignored her pleas to be let out.
Eventually John decided to nap, crashing out on his couch, letting the TV watch him for a while. The fact that he didn’t let her out the furthest thing from his mind.
‘Stupid person didn’t let me out. Ugh, shouldn’t have ate so much.’ *whimper*
She circled the apartment again, hoping that some new exit had opened since last time she did. All that accomplished was putting more pressure on her bowels, and a dry throat from all the panting.
‘Still no luck. Come ooooonn, wake up, I gotta go…’ *whine*
John snored contentedly, merely rolling on the couch to a more comfortable position. 
‘I’m a good girl. I don’t go inside. Let me out, please.’ *whimper*
She circled again, in vain hope that she had missed something or that the exercise might help relieve some of the tension. 
‘wake upppp.’ *whine*
Settling down on the floor next to the couch, her belly groaning as the pressure grew. She shifted uneasily, trying to find a comfortable position, and settling into an uneasy rest. Maybe she could hold out until he woke and he’d walk her then. But a few moments of shifting uncomfortably later and…
‘Nope. Gotta go now.’
She stood, contemplating her next move as he mumbled something in his sleep. Cracks forming in the fleshy dam of her tail hole.
*pfftt*
“Mmm, yeah. Lessss, make out.” John made kissy faces in the air as he slept, in the midst of a nice dream.
‘I’ll give you something to kiss.’
She climbed up onto the couch, carefully distributing her weight as to not step on him. Settling her puffy canine cookie over his pursed lips.
‘Kiss this.’
John was dreaming of making out with a popular actress. His lips pressed against her surprisingly puffy lips, his tongue exploring the depths of her mouth. The slick wetness of her maw enveloping the questing muscle as he tasted her depths. Dream logic not accounting for the lack of teeth.
Valentine ground herself onto his face, riding his muzzle with her needy cookie. The bunny’s gym shorts tenting up infront of her nose as he licked and sucked on her cunt, digging his tongue deeper into her quim. She nosed under his waistband, exposing his cock pre-cum beading on the tip.
‘Mmmmmm, yeah. Get in there boy. Oh, whats this?’
She took an experimental lick at the pearly liquid welling up from his fleshy shaft. Finding the taste to her liking, she licked it again, her long broad tongue running up the shaft, slurping up the emerging liquid.
His dream was becoming more and more vivid, the makeout session became hotter and heavier and he was eating her out. Her fuzzy thighs on either side of his head as she ground her crotch into him, the actress licking and slurping at his erection. In the real world though he was happily munching on canine cunt as Valentine humped his face deeper into her crotch. 
Her bowels protested as their need was ignored in favor of her pussy being stimulated by the bunny’s mouth. Her pursed anus holding back the trapped pressure of her guts. Defensive cracks widening as the oral massage relaxed her body.
*Pfffffffftttttttttt*
Suddenly his dream took a turn, the actress wrapped his head in her thighs and farted. Sulphureous fetid wind invading his nostrils. Wait… was he into this? Taking a deep sniff of the foul air, his cock jumping as he fills his lungs with her stink. 
She clasped her cheeks in alarm as the gas escaped, but when he didn’t stop licking and sucking on her needy cookie. She went back to lapping at the salty liquid welling up from his erect cock. The gas seeming to only make him redoubled his efforts, his shaft flexing as a large dollop of pre welled from the urethra.
*Prrrrtttttttttttssssssss*
Another blast of doggy gas escaped from beneath her tail, and his cock flexed again as John breathed it in. She felt the pressure lessen in her guts as the air left her sphincter. Panting as her orgasm approached and in relief. Drool dripping on to the pulsing shaft beneath her head.
*PfffffrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTT*
Her orgasm came, her body letting loose stored gas in one hefty blast as it cascaded up her spine. Her hips humping down onto his face and her bladder releasing as she cums then pisses into his mouth.
*psssssstttttttt*
The warm salty liquid splashing down his throat wakes him, the bunny unable to do anything but swallow. Sputtering between mouthfuls of sour puppy urine, “Wha!? No! Ba, dgrrbbbleeeeee.” *cough*
‘Mmmmmm, now, be a good boy and drink my piss. That’s what you get for not letting me out.’
She took his still erect cock into her maw, slurping and working the shaft with her tongue as she pissed into his struggling mouth, her bladder deflating as another of her needs is met. 
“No,” *Gulp* “bad,” *Gulp* “Oh…..”
His erection surrounded by the warm wet flesh of her mouth; his protestations cut off as she worked his cock. Her dexterous tongue slipping around his shaft to lick the sweat from his ballsack. He decides he is definitely into this, humping up into her mouth, his own mouth going to work on her needy spade. Licking and sucking the salty urine dripping from her cunt, swallowing down the mixture of slimy vaginal mucus and piss. 
*Pfffftttttttt* 
Her stream peters out and she farts again, the depth of the stench threatening whats to come. Her guts groaning as the looming expulsion creeps closer to the exit. The cock in her mouth pulsing as he nears his orgasm. She feels his tongue go back to work on her needy spade, the bunny settling into his job as urinal/cunt polisher.
*Pfffffffffffffftttttttttt*
The fleshy dam of her anus starts to give out, expelling more gas. Canine flatulence blasting down on the unfortunate bunny. She feels the mass in her guts shift, and quickly hops off the couch. Whimpering as she hunches onto the carpet. 
*PPfffffttttsssssss* *Blort* *CRRAAAAACCCKKKKLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE*
A turd shoots out, followed by a long snake of cracking waste. She whines, averting her gaze in shame as she shits inside his home. 
“Oh… fuck… shit. I forgot to let you out. I’m sorry girl, its okay. Just let it out I’ll clean it up.”
He stands from the couch, patting her head. His cock bobbing in orgasm delayed by her muzzle. Listening to the sound of her befouling his carpet. The aroma of the coiling waste filling the air.
“What the fuck… Why am I turned on by this? Fuck girl, you really had to shit.”
He gently pries her mouth open placing his painfully erect cock into her maw. Humping into her face as she shits. 
*Crackle, Pop, Crackle* *Pffffftttttttt* *Splort*
He feels his orgasm approaching and backs off, not wanting to end this so soon. He pulls his cock from her warm wet throat. Circling around behind her, keeping one hand on her head as he does.
*Braaaaaapppp* *Blorrrrrrtttt*
Kneeling for a better look at her tenting anus and the exiting snake of crap. He leans in close, mouth open, tasting the aroma of her feces on the air. Eyes wide in awe of the seemingly unending rope of scat leaving the canine’s pucker.
*Splooorrrrtttttttt* *Brat* *blort* *Plop, Plop*
Drips of eustress dropping from her cookie as she hunches and strains. Her gut deflating as she pushes out canine chocolate. She pants in relief, the emptying feeling almost orgasmic. Something about him watching her defecate turning her on so much more.
*Pfffffffttttttttttt*
He leans down closer, nose almost under her tail, mouth hanging open. Before his mind could say no his tongue shoots out, pressing against the coiling waste, and running it up the expelled tube. He grabs her tail, gently urging her to stand. 
*blort* *Brrrraaaaaaatttttttttttt* *Plop*
The bunny shoves his mouth into the faucet of fetid canine waste. Opening wide to fill his maw with her shit, fresh from the source. His first taste of her scat heavy on his tastebuds, coating his tongue, teeth and gums in brown.
*BllllooooooorrrrrrtttttttttT* *Crackle* *Pop* *Pop*
The unceasing flow of turds overflowing his open maw, slopping out from his cheeks. He backs off, closing his mouth around her hot canine crap. Saliva melting the waste, flowing down his throat. He closes his eyes, letting the taste and smell overwhelm his senses.
*Braaaaaap* *Schlorp* *Pop* *Crackle*
Swallowing, then opening his eyes, lust filling his mind. He angles his cock under the faucet of shit, letting it coil on his jutting rod. One hand holding her tail up, the other starting to work his fingers into her puffy pussy, sliding the digits into her warm wet needy cunt. 
*Schloooooooorrrrrrrrrrpppppp* *pop, pop* *Crackle*
Valentine starts at the sudden but welcome intrusion, her body responding to the penetration. Clenching the inserted digits as another orgasm builds in her loins. Juices squirting out around the pressing digits. 
*BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
With a bassy fart, the flow of excrement comes to an end, shotgunning flecks of scat back onto the kneeling bunny boy. Before she can back away he presses his maw to her winking tailhole. Sucking the smears of shit from around her irising starfish. His hand releasing her tail to reach down for the pile of feces from the floor, scraping up a handful and pressing it onto his cock.
Shit fisting his dick while spit shining her chocolate starfish. Breathing in the rancid gut winds still present inside her intestines. Slurping, swallowing her anal mucus and remaining shit from her sphincter. Slowing down as he feels his orgasm approach again, wanting to delay for a better place to plant his cum.  
Backing away from her, slobber dripping from her pink shithole. He pumps his fingers into her cunt, faster and faster. Feeling her body respond to each intrusion from his digits. Vaginal mucus spurting and squelching around his pumping fist. She squirts down his wrist, as she cums, her body wracking in pleasure.
Her front paws collapse as she goes weak, her back end only supported by his pumping arm. She pants as her overstimulated cunt squirts more and more fem cum down his wrist. Finally he stops, pulling his fingers from her spasming cookie and stumbling weakly.
John spreads his digits, a web of vaginal mucus spanning his fingers. He sniffs deeply at her secretions, then sucks his fingers clean. All motion stops, both of them breathing heavily of the shit tinged air. She looks over her shoulder, waiting for his next move, hind end raised. 
He stands fat drops of scat sliding from his hard cock. He stares at her hind end, licking his lips. ‘you’re supposed to rub their noses in it right?’ John grabs her collar, pulling her around to face her mess, and pushing her muzzle into the remains. 
She allows herself to be directed towards the excrement, her nose getting buried into the scraps that John didn’t smear on himself. She feels him let go of her collar as he shifts behind her, his paws grabbing the base of her tail. Thumbs circling her tailhole curiously, slipping easily into the spit slick dark star.
John, his cock painfully erect, aims the rigid shaft at her dripping quim, shoving himself into the large dog in one swift thrust. Her hot slimy cookie wrapping around his filth covered rod. He holds it there, reveling in the feeling of her warmth surrounding his dick. 
‘OH…. Yes… Fuck me. I’ll lick up all my shit, just fuck me!’ 
Valentine laps at her mess and humps back on his penetrating rod. Fucking herself on him and filling her mouth with her own waste. Standing up and swallowing her filth as her cunt finally gets the cock it so desires.
*Schlorp* *Shlick* *Shlick*
Her tight hot pussy gripping his hard shaft as he starts pumping himself into her. His thumb circling, then pressing into her spit and slick tailhole as he repeatedly buries himself into her needy cunt. Overflowing wetness dripping brown tinged streaks down the base of his shaft and dripping off his balls with each thrust.
‘oh, oh, oh, ooooo, oh, oh, ah, ah, ah, ahhhhhhhhh.’
She swallows a mouthful of her waste, panting in pleasure as he fucks her. Orgasms shooting up her spine with each thrust as he jackhammers into the welcoming canine cookie. Squirting jets of femcum against his groin.
“Good girl. Take my cock, you fuckin dirty slut. I’m gonna housetrain you with my dick.”
He cums, filling her womb with rabbit spunk. Pearly white jism leaking out around his cock as he continues to hump into her welcoming quim. He pumps a few more times, then pulls out, lining his still erect dick up with her slick shithole. Gradually pressing it into her canine rosebud.
‘wha…. Oh, oh my… no. not there… oh, wait no. yes, yes, yes, please fuck my ass.’
At first alarmed as he inserts his cock into her most intimate of places, but as it presses further the pleasure archs up her spine. Soon enough she is humping back against his dick in her ass. Panting in pleasure as another orgasm builds at the anal penetration.
“Damn your ass is tight, even though some of those logs were bigger than my dick. You can take it bitch.”
He pounds her ass resistance dying down with each thrust. Her front legs give out again. Valentine’s mind awash in pleasure as electric jolts of ecstasy shoot from her loins. She weakly licks at the remains of her shit on the floor, as her face is smeared into it with each thrust. 
Shooting his final load into her sphincter, holding himself shock still as his bunny balls empty into her intestines. Prestigious rabbit genes producing a large load for her guts.
“Mmmmm, yes.” 
He slips out of her tight ass, the final jets of cum spraying on the base of her tail and dripping down her gaped pucker. The rabbit stumbles, steering himself to collapse on the other end of the couch. He leans back in exhaustion, staring up at the ceiling at first, then over at his canine companion, his cock slowly going limp as he recovers.
Her back legs, no longer supported by him collapse as well. She her cream and chocolate filled cookie squishing into the ground, tail thumping as he looks over at her. His cum leaking from her ass and cunt, her own filth smeared along her muzzle. Giving him a weak doggy grin as they both think the same thing.
‘I hope they don’t call today.’