Orange Streak

 Nishi, the Orange Yoshi, arrived at his destination, the Hilltop center. He was clad in his green vest and dark green cargo shorts. The sun was setting in the distance, causing the pink sky to slowly turn into a black abyss with thousands of stars.

 Nishi walked in through the front door. Various others were there as well, as the Hilltop Center had many businesses and recreational activities. There was a baby Black and Indigo Dragon in a blue leotard (with a clearly visible diaper underneath) waiting with a white pony with violet hair on a bench. There was a White and Red-Pink dragon wearing a jumpsuit covered in oil and grease waiting for an elevator. Then there was also a Blue Lizard holding a package in the shape of a painting, waiting by the other elevator.

 Nishi never took the Elevators, he preferred to take the stairs for additional exercise. His destination was on the top floor, so he surely lost a few pounds on the way up and down again. Within a few minutes, he reached the top floor. In a series of Hallways, there was an automotive parts store, an Attorney Office, a Geographical Survey Center, and Nishi’s Destination: The Gym.

 This would be an excellent Location for a Gym. Do some exercise, go down the stairs for more exercise, get something to eat at the restaurant on the ground floor, go back upstairs for more exercise, then do some more exercise at the Gym. Lots of Exercise is the result.

 Nishi entered the Gym, which was empty except for him. This is why he always came at this time of day. Nishi slipped off his vest and hung it on a nearby coat rack to reduce his heat. He went over to the treadmill, set the distance he liked and turned it on.

 Nishi did his usual running, listening to music on his Ipod. As he exercised, he looked around the room. He saw the usual Workbench, punching bag, and stretcher, but there was something new. On the wall was some kind of control panel, over a small hatch.

 After doing some running, Nishi turned off the treadmill and wiped the sweat off his forehead. Curious, he went over to the control panel to take a look. It featured a big green ON button and a smaller red OFF button. Against any better judgment, he pressed the ON button.

 The Hatch opened, briefly startling the Yoshi. A small robot on treads with a camera for a head, a vacuum arm, and a waxer behind it, rolled out of the hatch.

“I AM THE SWEEPSPOT BBT CLEANING ROBOT! I AM IDEAL FOR OFFICE AND DOMESTIC USE! NO JOB IS TOO SMALL! I LOVE FILTH AND MY FULL RANGE OF ACCESSORIES ENSURES NO DIRT ESCAPES! I BRING A SMILE TO ANY OWNER’S LIPS!” The Robot said.

“Well, that’s disappointing. I was hoping for a water dispenser.” Nishi said.

 Suddenly, the Robot stared at Nishi with it’s camera, focusing on his shorts.

“FILTH DETECTED!” The Robot said.

 The robot raised it’s vacuum arm and aimed it at a small stain on Nishi’s shorts. Before he could react, the Robot suctioned part of Nishi’s shorts into it’s vacuum arm, pulling hard on it.

“HEY! Get off!” Nishi yelled.

 Nishi slowly backed up, trying to get free of the vacuum’s grasp, moving closer to an open window at the back of the gym. The Robot’s vacuum pulled harder and harder. Thread could be heard breaking inside Nishi’s shorts, until pretty soon.

RIP! TEAR!

 Nishi’s shorts were torn off by the vacuum. The Pantsless Yoshi stumbled backward and fell back and out of the open window. He screamed as he fell, but thankfully grabbed hold of an old scaffolding one floor below. Nishi was able to pull himself up on one to of the planks, thanks to the work outs he did. He felt a cold breeze around his lower body.

 Looking down, he noticed he was no longer in his shorts, instead wearing nothing but his bright green briefs.

“Well this is going to be awkward to explain to the building staff. I’d better try to stay low.” Nishi said to himself.

 Nishi was unable to climb back up onto the floor above him, so he shimmied along the ledge he was on to a nearby window. Circling around the pillar to the side of the window, he peeked inside. It was the back room of the furniture store on the lower floor. Nishi quietly opened the window and slipped inside.

 The Back room featured bathroom type furniture, including a bathtub, toilets, and a sink with a hollow cabinet underneath. Before Nishi could make any smart remarks, he heard the sound of the doorknob turning. Not wanting to be seen in his undies, he crawled into the cabinet under the sink and closed the doors, leaving them cracked so he could see outside.

 A Green Dragon sales clerk came into the room with a Male Skunk.

“And this is our latest selection of Bathroom furnishings.” The Clerk said.

“Looks like junk to me.” The Skunk said.

“I assure you our products are of the highest quality. Take this sink for example.” The Clerk said, whom Nishi could hear moving closer.

“It features newly designed handles for ease of operation.” The Clerk continued.

“Oh yeah, because that’s the biggest thing I want for my sink.” The Skunk said, sarcastically.

 The Clerk turned the handle, which promptly broke off. Some dust fell into the cabinet, which made Nishi cough slightly.

“Oh yeah. It breaks off with the slightest touch and makes the pipes grind by the sound of it. Top quality.” The Skunk said, leaving.

“Wait! You haven’t seen our doorknobs with built in fingerprint scanners!” The Clerk yelled, running after him.

 Seeing that the coast was clear, Nishi got out of the cabinet. He peeked through the door into the main room and saw that it was thankfully empty. He quietly entered and made his way to the entry door. However, as he walked by a decorative plastic cactus plant, it caught part of his underwear and pulled a string of thread out.

 As Nishi moved further away, the string pulled more of the thread out, gradually unwinding his underwear. Nishi peeked out the door to make sure it was clear. The Sales clerk was trying to stop the skunk from leaving, claiming they needed business. Nishi stepped out into the hallway and made his way towards the stairwell. His underwear now had a large hole in the back due to the stray thread, which was trailing behind him, though he was unaware.

 He made it to the stairway, but heard sound on the other side, like someone was coming up. He quickly dashed back down the hall. The thread in his underwear unwound even faster, leaving his entire rear and hips visible. Nishi entered a door that lead into the storage area for the art gallery. He leaned against a wall to catch his breath, where he felt it brush up against his rear.

 His bare rear.

 Looking Down, Nishi saw that his underwear had been completely unwound. The only parts left were the waist band and the 2 elastic pieces around the legs.

“Well this just got a lot worse. Makes me wish I had one of Yosh’s diapers right about now.” Nishi said.

 Nishi ditched the waistband and elastic, since they were essentially useless now. He tip toed down the hallway until he heard footsteps approaching. He ducked inside a small storage closet, which contained some old paintings, vases, and a stone pedestal, like the kind a statue stands on. The footsteps got louder, as if they were approaching the room. Nishi looked around, trying to find somewhere to hide. The Doorknob turned.

“I’m telling you, The Shopping Square pays way better than anything in this building.” A voice said.

 A Blue Dragon with cyan scales and a Dragon with Red and Orange scales entered the room.

“Yeah, but where am I gonna practice my dance routine?” The Red Dragon asked.

“You and that dance studio.” The Blue Dragon said.

“Aaaghhh! What the heck is that!?” The Red Dragon gasped.

 Nishi was standing on the stone pedestal on one foot, eyes closed, and one arm outstretched while holding a vase.

“Must be the new statue. Jeesh, those Greeks had some weird tastes. We should get a leaf or something to cover the nudity.” The Blue Dragon said.

“Oh come on, you know we’re anti-censor.” The Red dragon said, grabbing the scroll painting they came to get.

“Dude, children come to this gallery too. They’ll get traumatized if little girls see that uncensored stuff.” The Blue Dragon said

 The Two dragons left the closet, still debating over censorship. Nishi finally stopped pretending to be a statue and put the vase down.

“I’ll have to support this gallery later, Anti-Censor stuff rules.” He said.

 Nishi left the closet and backtracked to the hallway. He could see the thread that used to be his underwear, but he wasn’t worried about that. He saw the door to the stairs was blocked by two idiots, a Squirrel and a Lizard. The Squirrel had a small cart with calligraphy pictures on it.

“Your Art Gallery lacks something. It needs the Eastern Calmness brought on by Calligraphy.” The Squirrel said.

“Yeah, this is an Art Gallery, not a bore fest.” The Lizard said.

“Are you insulting my Calligraphy?” The Squirrel gasped.

“I’d spit on your Calligraphy.” The Lizard said.

 The Two suddenly engaged in a fist fight, which would most likely last a while. Nishi once again heard footsteps coming from the Hallway he just left. He quickly ducked into the Dance studio to avoid detection. While inside the small hallway of the studio, he realized something. It has a locker room where the Dancers keep their clothes as they dance. Nishi wouldn’t have to be naked much longer.

 Looking around, Nishi found the Locker Room. He began eagerly checking all the lockers, only to find all but one of them was locked. Upon opening the only unlocked one, he was stunned by the only attire available. It was a black leotard and, a Disposable Diaper!?

“Jeez, Yosh would love this locker.” Nishi muttered.

 Still, maybe no one would notice the diaper under his Leotard. He certainly wouldn’t want to wear nothing under the Leotard, that would probably attract more attention. Taking the diaper, he looped his tail through the hole and taped the sides down. The diaper was surprisingly able to fit him.

 Next was the Leotard. Due to it’s stretchy material, Nishi was able to get it on over the diaper. Though it was really tight and gave him a wedgie somewhat. Still, it was better than being naked.

 Nishi attempted to leave the studio and slip out of the building. However, upon going back out into the hallway, he bumped into a Tan Dragon wearing a leotard.

“Oh, you must be the new arrival. Class has just started, right this way.” She said.

“Actually, I was just-” Nishi started.

 The Dragon took Nishi’s hand and lead him into the dance hall. There was a line of various species children, including the black and indigo dragon from downstairs. Nishi found he was the oldest of the dancers. He was lined up next to the dragon, who looked at him in confusion.

“You must get a lot of calcium.” He said.

“Okay class, first off let’s do some stretches. Touch your toes.” The Instructor said.

 All of the children did so, all of them had notable diaper bulges under their leotards, which stretched the material to it’s limit. Nishi bent over to touch his toes and heard a very faint sound of tearing fabric. Feeling the back of his Leotard, he felt a hole where his diaper broke through. Surprisingly, no one noticed.

“And now let’s all come over to the railings and lift out legs up.” The Instructor said.

 The Children and Nishi all went over to the wall and lifted their legs up to the railing. Nishi saw the little Black and Indigo Dragon’s Leotard also split and reveal a thick diaper underneath. He didn’t seem to notice.

 Unfortunately, Nishi had problems of his own. The Front of his Leotard also split open, exposing his own diaper in the front and back.

“And now let’s lean back as far as possible.” The Instructor said.

 The Children did so with little difficulty. Nishi did so as well, expecting his Leotard to snap off or something. Thankfully, it didn’t do what HE expected. Instead, one of the shoulder straps snapped.

“If I don’t get out of here soon, I’m gonna be naked again due to constant wardrobe malfunctions.” Nishi thought.

 Nishi looked around, looking for something to distract the instructor. He spotted a light switch, which would be able to make the entire room dark.

“And now let’s stand on one foot.” The Instructor said.

 Nishi and the children all did so. Nishi, however hopped gradually over to the light switch. Before the Instructor could notice, he flipped the switch into the “off” position. The room was suddenly bathed in Darkness.

“What the? Who turned out the-OOHHH!” The Instructor said, tripping over something.

 Several thump sounds could be heard, as well as the sound of someone running and slamming the door. The Light then turned back on, flickered by one of the children. The Instructor found that her face was resting on the diapered rear of the Indigo and black dragon.

“Well at least your diaper is clean, Leon” The Instructor said.

 Nishi made his way back into the hallway. He thought he could waltz on out with no trouble, but everyone who saw him starred at him awkwardly.

“I think I was better off Naked.” He said to himself.

 Nishi finally made it to the staircase. He began to head down to the ground floor, but found a bunch of boxes in the way.

“Stupid lazy workers. They need to ban smoke breaks.” Nishi ranted.

 Nishi had no choice but to enter the second floor. Upon entering, he ducked around a corner to avoid detection.

“This leotard is really irritating my crotch.” he said.

 Nishi discarded the tight garment, leaving him in a disposable diaper with silly cartoon prints on it. Since the hallway was filled with some people trying to get a couch into one of the waiting rooms, Nishi ducked into someplace called “Store Front Posables”, which he had no idea was.

 Nishi ended up in another back hallway. He could hear two Lizards conversing, but they were looking his way, so he could make his way to the other end of the hall. He quietly began moving in that direction, but his diaper crinkled loudly.

“You hear something?” One of the Lizards asked.

“Sounds like crackling.” The other said.

 Afraid they would investigate, Nishi ducked into a nearby room, like the many previous times. This time, however, it was much more disturbing, as Nishi found out what Store Front Posables meant.

 They were Mannequins.

 Nishi found himself in a storage room full of Creepy Female Mannequins. Most of them had short nails and others didn’t even have heads.

“Maybe the damn Mannequin clothes caught fire again.” Nishi heard outside the room.

“We really need to invest in better Smoke Detectors.” Another voice said.

 The Two lizards entered the room and looked around.

“Nope, I wonder what that sound was?” One Lizard asked himself.

“Whoa, check out this Mannequin.” The other said.

 Nishi was once again standing still, pretending to be a mannequin, his diaper on full display.

“I didn’t know we had any adult diaper Mannequins here. The Boss must have just ordered it.” A Lizard said.

“I wish he would order one of those Kilt Mannequins, I want one of those in my living room.” The Other said.

“Why do I hang out with you?” The first one asked.

 The two lizards left and Nishi was able to relax his muscles.

“Jeez, It feels like I’m playing Musical Statues.” He said.

 Nishi was able to leave the room and went to the other side of the hall, as he originally planned. Unfortunately, he could hear voices on the other side of the door. His eyes wandered to the side and he saw an air vent that looked big enough for him to fit inside. Pulling a box over, he climbed on top of it, took the vent cover off and climbed up.

 He managed to hoist himself inside and began to crawl through. But then, something stopped him, he was unable to pull his pelvis into the vent. The Bulk of his diaper was preventing it. He pulled harder with his hands into the vent. Soon, the diaper tape snapped undone from the pressure and just fell off, leaving him naked again.

 Nishi pulled his rear into the vent and began crawling through to the other side. He could see an opening at the end, with light shining through the vent cover. As he got closer, he felt warm moisture in the air. Was this next room moldy?

 Nishi reached the end and peaked through the vent. He could see steam clouds rising to the ceiling, it was a sauna. A Purple Feral Dragon and Black Feral Dragon were sitting on the benches along the wall, both wrapped in towels.

“Why do we even wear these? We normally don’t even wear clothes.” The Black Dragoness said.

“Because you look sexy in one.” The Purple Dragon said, nuzzling her.

“Oh Spyro...” The Black Dragoness said.

“Your eyes remind me of a bright beautiful Full Moon, Cynder.” Spyro said.

“Wait a minute, speaking of time, what is it?” Cynder asked.

“Around 8:58.” Spyro said.

“Oh god, we were supposed to be home by 8:40! The Babysitter is going to charge extra!” Cynder panicked.

“WHAT! Theres no way in hell I’m paying Flame anymore than he asked for, that bastard is the second worst babysitter ever. At least he didn’t diaper our kids like Ember.” Spyro said.

 The Two dragons rushed out of the sauna room, hoping to get home before their babysitter charged extra. Nishi knocked the Vent cover off and climbed down into the room. It was really warm and he considered finding a towel and just relaxing for a while, but he had enough excitement today.

 He left the sauna room and was in another locker room. He opened a small wooden chest, hoping to find a towel of some sort. Instead, it was full of Fundoshis, Skimpy Japanese undergarments. Nishi took one of the garments out and slipped it on. He hoped it would at least provide some modesty, which it did not. The Front was very tight and a large part of his rump was still exposed. And yet, it was somewhat enjoyable.

 Nishi still had to remain unseen, as being seen in a Fundoshi would still probably attract a lot of unwanted attention. He made his way through the (Thankfully empty) Reception area of the Sauna and back into the hall. Some guys were having a smoke break in the stairwell, so Nishi decided to take the elevator instead.

 It was thankfully empty, so he selected the first floor on the panel. The Doors closed and the elevator began to descend. Nishi began to think about how he would sneak out without being seen. He then realized that someone could be waiting on the ground floor for the elevator, who would certainly see him.

 Looking up, Nishi saw a ceiling hatch, just like in all the movies. Jumping up, he undid the lock and opened it. He jumped again, catching the edge of the hatch. He managed to pull himself up and closed the hatch behind him. As the elevator came to a halt, Nishi spotted a maintenance ladder on the side. Hopping off the side of the Elevator, he grabbed hold of it and climbed down.

 He reached a doorway that lead into a maintenance room for the building. Unfortunately, when he tried the door out, it was locked. Looking to the side, he saw another air duct. Sighing, he pulled the vent cover off and once again climbed inside. Thankfully, his “undergarments” stayed on this time.

 Crawling through the vent, he passed by several exits. One was in the cafe, which was not a good place to climb out. He then came to a vent in a dark, quiet room, which would be a good place to climb down out of it. He did so and found himself on a linoleum floor with another mannequin. But this one wasn’t naked like the ones upstairs, it had a long pink dress and a sun hat on. Nishi then remembered what store he was now in.

A Fashion Showcase.

 Looking to his left, he saw a curtain, which was most likely being watched by a crowd on the other side. Nishi ran to the door across from him, only to find it was locked. Nishi pressed his head up against the window to hear if it was clear or not.

“Are we ready to display the dress?” Someone asked.

“Yep, It’s all ready. I even locked the door in case the Fashion Showcase across the street tried to sabotage it.” Another voice said.

 Nishi panicked and grabbed hold of the air vent’s ledge to climb back in. The Store’s management opened the curtains to reveal the dress, but everyone’s attention was focused on the lower half of the orange Yoshi that crawled back into the air vent, clad in a fundoshi. The Black and indigo dragon, standing next to his pony Mother, was particularly intrigued.

“Mommy, can I get a diaper like that?” He asked.

 Nishi crawled rapidly back into the vent. This may have been a bad idea however, as Nishi soon heard the sounds of breaking metal. The Vent floor broke underneath him and Nishi fell through into the room below.

 After the brief shot of pain went away, Nishi got to his feet and dusted the small metal flakes off his arms. Looking around, he could see a stove, a sink with some dishes next to it, various cabinets, a counter, and a set of coffee machines. He realized he was in a place he didn’t want to be, the Cafe.

 Nishi knew he couldn’t just waltz out of the cafe in a fundoshi, so he looked around for something to cover himself with. He grabbed an apron that was hanging from a hook and slipped into it. While it did a good job of covering his front, his rear was still very exposed.

“All I have to do is just keep my rump against a wall as I sneak out, and I should be right as rain.” He said to himself.

 Just then, a blue Dragon walked into the kitchen. He wore a vest over a white shirt and green pants.

“Thank lord, I finally found an employee. You must be new here, time to earn your first paycheck. A Crew of construction workers just arrived, go out there and take their orders.” He said.

“But I-” Nishi started.

“NO time! Get out there before they start rioting!” The Manager said.

 The Manager handed Nishi a notepad with a pen and shoved him out into the cafe. Almost every table was full of Construction workers of various species. He cautiously went over to one table and started taking orders, which ranged from donuts to Double Expressos. Unfortunately, he unable to cover his back while doing so, and it just so happened that there was another table right behind him.

“Hey buddy, you lose your pants or something?” One of them asked.

 Nishi turned around to hide his rump.

“Uhh, yeah, it was some kind of prank today.” Nishi said, trying to keep a calm face.

“Ah, it’s like one of those corny Prank shows on TruTV then, eh?” The worker asked.

“Uhh, yeah. Except it’s sadly not on TV.” Nishi said.

“Hey Waiter! Can we get an order over here!?” A Construction worker across the room yelled.

“Uhh, I gotta go.” Nishi said.

“Say, what’s your name, lad?” The Construction worker asked.

“Uhh, Les.” Nishi said.

 For about an hour, Nishi was serving Coffee and donuts to the workers, who all laughed at his fundoshi predicament. However, Nishi was unable to take this anymore.

“Um, sir, I just wanted to let you know-” Nishi started.

“This is incredible! We’ve gotten a huge boost in tips!” The Manager said.

“That’s good. However, I actually don’t-” Nishi tried to continue.

“I think it’s that fundoshi you have on. Maybe I should put it in the dress code.” The Manager continued.

 Nishi sighed and rolled his eyes. While looking around, he spotted a coffee creamer sitting on the counter, which gave him an idea.

“And then when we have women employees, we can have them wear tribal loincloths! it’s brilliant, don’t you think? Don’t you think?” The Manager asked.

 The Manager turned around to see that Nishi wasn’t there. Just an empty bottle of coffee creamer.

 The Various occupants on the first floor watched in confusion as an Orange Yoshi in an apron and Fundoshi, with coffee cream all over his face, dashed down the hall. Nishi knew it was still embarrassing, but at least no one would realize it was him.

 Nishi finally made it out of the building and ran down the street, back to his apartment. After a few minutes, he finally made it. While stopping to catch his breath, he took off the apron and wiped the Cream off his face.

“That was one night at the Gym I’ll never forget.” He said.

 Nishi made his way to his door and turned the handle. It was locked.

“Gosh darn it! I left my keys in my vest.” He said.

 Nishi facepalmed and sighed again. Leaning against the wall, he wondered about how to regain access to his apartment. He just then remembered, outside the window was an old tree with a branch that kept scraping against the window, annoying him whenever it was windy.

 Nishi went outside and circled around the apartment building. He came to the base of the tree that was right outside his window. A Cold breeze blew past, chilling his exposed rear. Wrapping his arms around the tree trunk, Nishi gradually inched his way up the tree. When he reached some branches on the sides, he was able to rest his feet on them and climb over onto the branches. Nishi carefully made his way down along the branch that lead to his window.

 Just then, the branch cracked and began to splinter. Before Nishi could do anything, the branch broke and he began to plummet, but that wasn’t the worst part. Nishi’s fundoshi got caught on a nearby branch and was torn off. Nishi landed in a pile of leaves, once again completely naked.

“This is one of the stupidest nights I have ever had!” He yelled.

 Nishi then remembered, he left a spare key with his best friend, Yosh…

 Yosh the Yoshi-Duck Hybrid was asleep in bed. Just then, he heard loud knocking at his door. Groaning, Yosh got out of bed, clad in a diaper, which he found comfortable. Wrapping a blanket around his waist, he worked his way over to the door and opened it, revealing Nishi.

“Nishi? Why are you here at this time of-” Yosh started before glancing down and seeing that Nishi had no clothes on.

 Yosh didn’t even notice that his blanket fell down revealing his crinkly padding.

“Hey Yosh, nice undies. Anyway, I can’t talk now, I need the spare key I gave you.” Nishi said.

“Um, okay.” Yosh said, weirded out.

 Yosh, in a state of confusion, got Nishi’s key from a nearby decorative bowl, and went back to the door and handed them over to the naked Yoshi.

“Thanks Crinkle Pants, I owe you one!” Nishi said, heading back to his apartment.

 Yosh watched him disappear down the hall, an insane look of confusion on his face.

“Am I dreaming?” He asked himself, before going back to bed.

The Next Day…

 Nishi, clad in his regular clothes, was back at the building with Yosh, also in his regular clothes.

“I had the weirdest dream last night, Nishi. It was late at night and you came to my door, completely naked, asking for the spare key you gave me.” Yosh said.

“I wonder what could have brought that up?” Nishi asked, feigning ignorance.

“I have no idea, maybe I’ve been watching too many cartoons during the day.” Yosh said.

“I wouldn’t worry about it, let’s get some coffee.” Nishi said.

 The Two went to the cafe that Nishi was “accidentally” employed at last night. Taking a seat, they waited for a waiter.

“I also couldn’t find that spare key you gave me. What happened to it?” Yosh asked.

“Relax Yosh, let’s change the subject. Where did you get those poofy undergarments?” Nishi asked.

“I found them on a site called, wait a minute, how did you know about those!?” Yosh asked.

“Uhhh...” Nishi uttered.

“Hi, I’m Edgar, can I take your order?” An orange Dragon waiter asked.

“I’ll have a Pumpkin Latte, my buddy here will have a Decaf.” Nishi said.

“Thank you, I’ll get this to the Kitchen right now.” The Waiter said.

“So how-” Yosh said before looking at the waiter.

“What?” Nishi asked.

“The Waiters...” Yosh said.

 Nishi looked and was surprised to see that, under their aprons, all the waiters had fundoshis on.

“Jeez, it feels like I’m in a sumo wrestling ring.” Nishi said.

 One of the construction workers from last night came into the cafe and waved at Nishi.

“Hey Les, nice to see you in regular clothes for once.” He said, before walking off.

“Les? Why did he-” Yosh started before Nishi closed his beak.

“Let’s not talk about it anymore, shall we?” Nishi asked.

 Meanwhile, the Indigo dragon was sitting at another table in the cafe with his Pony Mother. He was clad in a skimpy Fundoshi diaper.

“I’ve been missing out on this my whole life. It’s easy to move in, Diaper rash is almost non-existant, and it’s nice and cool on hot days.” He said.

“Yes, but I am concerned about how much it shows off your posterior, honey.” His mother said.

“Don’t worry about it mom. It seems to be the latest fashion trend.” The Dragon said, eating a donut.

The End (in more ways than one).