FUNNY DATING

Yago and Astrid have been dating for a few months. Yago is a 24 years old male white goat. Astrid is a 26 years old female blonde deer. 

They both live in a town of 2,500 inhabitants, but still not together. Their relationship has been cooling down for two weeks.

It’s summer so they spend a nice afternoon in a public park on the outskirts. Yago is wearing a red t-shirt, blue shorts and sandals. She is wearing a green shirt with short jeans and flip flops.

“Astrid, we haven't fucked in a long time. Is something wrong? Why don’t you move with me?” asks the white goat while they walk a secluded path full of flowers.

“It’s just I’m testing you. I’d like to know if you’re the best male for me”

“Let me guess: you wanna brave, honest, daring and horny male, right?”

“Correct, but even more. I also want a dirty male without dignity, without modesty, without limits, someone crazy who’s able to do anything for me, no matter how taboo, disgusting, or harmful he will enjoy and love it all”

Yago slides his right arm over Astrid's shoulders “I’m that guy, baby. I’m crazy”

“Sure?”

“Sure, as long as you dare to express your feelings to Jensina. I wanna see you having lesbian sex” says Yago.

“Uhm… okay. But I can’t promise Jensina accepts.”

“Just try it. I’d also wanna see you having sex with that girl, Reshu.”

“In that case, I’d like to see you having gay sex”

“Okay. I promise I’ll suck dicks for your joy, baby” replies the goat while kissing Astrid’s head.

Astrid takes Yago to a mud puddle in the public park corner. The fresh mud rests in a mini valley, surrounded by some hedges without people insight. The surface looks greasy and creamy.

“Play in the mud and maybe I’ll move to your apartment” proposes Astrid.

“I see, this is the test”

“The messier, the better” adds the deer.

“Do you think I won’t dare to do it?” The goat approaches the pit edge “Do you think I care if there isn't water to clean me up and to have to return home muddy?”

“Then, let's turn the dare up: you'll have to return naked too”

“Let’s go farther: record me and upload the vid to the internet” Yago throws his smartphone to Astrid. 

She starts recording “Go ahead, now” orders Astrid.

Yago steps on the mud without thinking. The goat smiles. His right paw sinks in the mud and takes it out. Sandal and paw are coated with a sticky mud layer “Do you like it?”

Astrid nods.

Yago starts walking in the mud. His legs sink in the mud up to his ankles. That was the maximum depth.

“Oh, I love being disgusting, dirty and crazy ~” says Yago while kneeling on the mud and winking to the camera “Do you see my dignity and modesty? There isn’t” The caprine takes a mud handful and unzips his shorts. He then smashes the mud on his grey undies highlighting the hard cock inside fighting to be free from the fabric.

The goat ruins his undies and shorts waist edges, but doesn’t stop, takes another handful and spreads it on his crotch again covering his entire crotch, groins, thighs inside the shorts and tummy. Mud messes his red t-shirt edges.

“Oh, yes” says Yago who introduces mud with his two hands into his undies. After the filling, takes his muck covered hard dick out and wags it in front of the camera.

“I don’t need this” he grabs his t-shirt neck with his muddy hands and rips it in half exposing his pure and clean slim white torso. It only takes four seconds until he takes another handful and drags it across his chest like sunscreen, painting the area disgusting brown.

After this, Yago doesn’t only rip his t-shirt into 3 pieces and removes it from his body, but also steps the trashed t-shirt pieces until they disappear into the mud.

The goat turns around to show his clean back and his sexy shoulder blades. 

Suddenly, a mud handful hits his back. It’s his girlfriend, throwing mud at the goat.

Both laugh and Astrid throws more handfuls at Yago, over and over. The next one hits his left short leg, the second one his stomach and the third one his right shoulders. Yago blocks the next one with his white arms, but the impact produces a lot of splashes that bathe his bare torso, white neck and handsome right head side.

“You need better aiming, baby” The goat approaches to the pit edge and gets on his knees again “C’mon, I’m closer” Yago closes his eyes.

Keeping recording, Astrid throws another mud handful that covers his left face side.

“More, baby”

Astrid smashes another one, covering forehead and both eye sockets. “More, please” says the goat as the deer throws two more handfuls to his face, covering it 92%. Then, opens his mouth and she rubs more mud into his muzzle, muddying gums, teeth and tongue. Yago sucks Astrid’s fingers showing to the camera that he’d be a good cunt sucker.

Yago bows his head showing his cool hairstyle. His girlfriend smears mud on his white hair like shampoo. She also covers his horns and long ears giggling. The goat looks nastier.

He cleans his eyes to see again, stands up and launches his sandals very far away, missing them in the shrubbery.

“Yago, be faster” demands his girlfriend.

The goat rips his shorts into two pieces as his undies. Next, he throws them away too. Totally naked, the goat rolls on the mud for the camera.

“Oink like a pig, slut”

“Oink, oink, oink” growls the goat sliding the face into the mud, rubbing body front and back in the pit and sliding handfuls on himself like it was lotion.

At the end, Yago gets on his four and moons to Astrid. In fact, he exhibits his naked rear that was 81% brown and spreads his butt cheeks to show his pink tailhole. With both hands, smears more mud onto the butt, tail and tailhole until everything is brownish, including his hanging balls. He then fingers his hole.

“That’s my fag boyfriend!” says Astrid laughing.

The goat jerks off in the mud being naked, 100% messy and stiffed. He moves to the edge on his four.

“I need you, baby” the brown goat offers his hand to Astrid “I need to suck the best cunt of this park”

Astrid looks at that nasty hand and rubs her chin thinking.

“I could get nastier if you wanna. I can shit myself” continues saying the goat.

“No, no, no. I don’t like scat. Mud is enough” replies Astrid. She pauses the recording and accepts Yago’s hand.

Yago pulls Astrid’s hand and forces her to step on the mud sinking her flip flops and paws until her ankles. Then, the muddy goat kisses her soft neck leaving a brown stain. Without further words, he grabs her green shirt edges with his muddy hands and opens it, causing buttons to pop out. Introduces his hands into her bra and massages her turgid tits.

The pervert couple laugh. The deer jerks her boyfriend’s hard meat while sliding her other hand on Yago’s creamy torso. The goat rips her shirt, splits it and removes it from her body before smearing her entire thin torso from tummy to neck, covering her belly button.

“Am I passing the test?” asks the caprine.

“Shut up and suck” replies Astrid pushing Yago’s head to her crotch.

At this point, the goat was completely muddy while the deer was just 23%.

Astrid sits on the mud no matter the jeans get ruined. Next, she unzips her pants and slides them down beside her pink panties. Yago, not happy with this, rips her pants and panties off. Astrid smiles and pets her boyfriend’s head satisfied.

The goat lies down in the mud and hugs Astrid’s waist. She opens her legs. Next, the goat buries his muzzle into her cunt and licks like a hungry cub desperate for drinking milk. Yago makes juicy noises sliding his long goat tongue up to down. He drinks Astrid’s fluids and stimulates her hot meaty clit.

The caprine sucks her cunt for 3 minutes while she spreads more mud on his head, neck, shoulders and arms. The mud cakes his body deeper to the skin. Yago looks grosser and grosser.

When she’s going to unzip her bra, the caprine notices it, gets on his knees and rips her bra.

“You’re a clothes destroyer!” says Astrid.

“The best one” confirms Yago.

After that, the goat takes her muddy flip flop off and throws them far away. Now, they both are naked.

Astrid hugs Yago and kisses his muddy muzzle deeply. He answers with a french deeper one. They wallow in the mud together and slide their body. Astrid’s muddy tits rub on flat’s Yago chest. He rubs mud on Astrid’s back, butt and tail. She works his already muddy tail, armpits, sides and torso to make them messier. Yago grabs more handfuls and ruins Astrid’s long blonde hair that is reduced to a deformed mass. Nonetheless, the goat keeps messing and rubs a lot of mud on Astrid’s face ruining her makeup and turning her unrecognizable. 

“I love you, fag goat”

“I love you, slut deer”

To turn Astrid as messy as him, Yago smears mud in her mouth. She sucks his fingers this time. They’re 100% muddy except for eyes. However, they go further away and smear mud on their face to each other covering their eye sockets.

“I can’t see anything” says Yago

“We don’t need to see” Astrid grabs Yago’s penis and jerks it off softly and slippery. She also fingers his butthole. Yago, on the other hand, fingers her muddy pussy and her muddy lubed tailhole. They both moan of pleasure in the mud like aberrant horny creatures. They kiss again sliding their brown tongues.

“I’m gonna fuck you” announces Yago.

“We’ve not condoms...” replies Astrid.

“Fuck condoms, let’s have children. I want us to live together forever. Let’s make a lot of deeroats and goadeers” the muddy blind goat pushes Astrid to the mud and leans on her like a hungry beast. 

“Hahahaha, you’re the kind of sexy male I’m looking for” the muddy and blind deer, lying on her back on the mud, touches Yago’s body searching his cock and finally finds it. She grabs his muddy penis and pushes it on her cunt “Go ahead!!!!”

Yago humps her messy pussy with strength and energy, making her bounce. He doesn't lie on Astrid’s body, so she looks for his head, grabs his left ear and pulls it to make him fall on her. Now, the goat fucks the deers cunt, face to face, torso to torso, muzzle to muzzle. They kiss and smooches. At the same time, she grabs Yago’s ear and tail. He grabs Astrid’s waist pushing and pulling his goat meat.

After 2 long minutes, goat seed explodes in Astrid’s twat and she also comes groaning and moaning in the mud. He falls exhausted.

“Wow, that was fantastic” says Yago that hugs Astrid’s creamy body. They roll in the mud keeping his penis in her deer cunt.

“Yeah. And I made a decision: I'm moving into your apartment today”

“Great” says Yago rubbing Astrid’s neck, shoulders and tits.

“However, I'll take the pill. It’s soon for children”

The two muddy furries clean their eyes to see again.

“Well, it’d have been fun to have children and tell them we conceived them yiffing in the mud in a public park” says Yago.

“Another day, darling” Astrid rubs Yago’s ass and fingers his tailhole again. He loves it.

“By the way, where did you hide the clothes and water to return home?” asks the caprine.

“There isn’t water to get clean or clothes to wear”

“S-so… I thought this test wasn’t serious and you had something hidden to escape clean and dressed… You’re crazy”

“You’re crazy” replies Astrid grabbing Yago’s penis that got hard again “This rocket says you’re liking the idea of walking naked and muddy around the town”

“Thank you for this funny dating, baby” 

Astrid grabs Yago’s ears and kisses his mouth. They go for the second round.

THE END.