Chocolate Phone

[Verse]
Ordered a phone online
Thought it'd be so fine
Waited by the door
Expected so much more

[Verse 2]
Opened up the box
Not tech just choco blocks
This ain't what I need
Guess I misread the feed

[Chorus]
Oh no it's candy not a phone
Tried to call but got a tone
Sweet treat stuck in my hand
Tech dreams got canned

[Verse 3]
Looked at the receipt
Not a gadget just a sweet
Called customer care
They laughed like I was rare

[Verse 4]
Now I'm all alone
Staring at my chocolate phone
Can't text or tweet
Might as well just eat

[Chorus]
Oh no it's candy not a phone
Tried to call but got a tone
Sweet treat stuck in my hand
Tech dreams got canned