After-work cleanout

38 minutes to go, and fast approaching the exit. It couldn't come soon enough though. The hyena flicked the silver switch on the dash and felt his vehicle begin to decelerate as the jake brake kicked in. He downshited; 17th...16th...15th... and threw his right turn signal on, making a bee-line for the freeway off-ramp as his truck continued to slow down. 3rd... 2nd... 1st... and stop. The traffic light was red. Vex squirmed uncomfortably in his seat as he waited for it to change. He would make it to the parking lot of Pawmart with time to spare, never a bad thing, but he was extra grateful for this fact tonight, it just meant he could sort himself out sooner. He stared blankly at the array of gauges on his dashboard, illuminated blue by the backlights in the night's darkness. 

It was a flash of green light in his peripheral vision that snapped him back into the real world though. Clutch in, 1st, clutch out, throttle... 80,000lbs of steel began rolling forward as the diesel engine growled to life. He hung a right, watching his tandems to make sure they cleared the curb. Only a few blocks to go now. He continued to accelerate as he approached his turn-in location. "Fucking finally..." he thought as he slowed down, kicking his right blinker on again and swinging a wide right into the Pawmart parking lot. Clearly he wasn't the only one who chose this as their location to park up and take a 34hr break, he saw there were at least a dozen other semis lined up on the far end of the tarmac. Thankfully there was space left though. 

Vex took another right and steered to the end of the lot, parking 3 spaces away from the other truckers to protect himself from any idiot drivers whacking into the side of his Peterbilt and tearing off a fender. He rolled to a halt with minimal wrangling, nicely positioned in his space, particularly thankful for the easy parking conditions tonight. "PSSHHH" He popped his tractor and trailer brake knobs out, locking his rig in place and triggering the always-satisfying blast of compressed air. He glanced at his watch. 35 and 1/2 minutes left in his 'on duty' period. He updated his log-book as fast as he could, switching his status to 'off-duty'. The hyena flopped back into his seat, exhausted, as he tossed his log book and pen into the passenger's side. The long week was finally over, and for once, he was grateful that the DOT made him take a day and a half off duty before he continued on his journey.

Vex rubbed his belly with discomfort. He hadn't eaten all day, but given his current state, he was hardly hungry. Plus, eating something would only make the problem worse. He was also grateful that he landed at Pawmart instead of some seedy truckstop on the side of the highway. It was his only chance at fixing his digestion issues. It was now Saturday night. He counted back in his head. Tuesday? Yeah, must have been Tuesday morning when he last took a dump. Too long in any case. Long enough that his gut was in significant pain by now, his bowels cramping angrily. Fuck... 'Ain't nothin' to it but to do it as they say.' 

He gripped his steering wheel and pulled himself out of his seat and to his footpaws. He stretched his back out, then looked down at his belly. Even through the fabric of his black hoodie, it was clear that it was much rounder than usual. With his red and black fur, red fangs, and a red 'X' across each knee, he was a slightly chubby hyena, probably a consequence of his line of work, but damn… It looked like he had a full-on beer-belly now. Just went to show how much waste his body made in those 4 days. 

He grabbed his winter coat off the bunk of his stand-up sleeper. Being Iowa in November, it was quite chilly out, too cold for a warm weather animal like himself to be wandering around a parking lot without proper clothing. He grimaced at the pain in his guts again as he slipped his arms though the sleeves and zipped up the front. Vex leaned over the passenger seat and locked the door on that side. Couldn't have anyone making off with his rig or anything inside.
He grabbed the main bulk of his keys off the ring that was still hanging from the ignition. Too damn cold out to turn the idling engine off. He'd take his spare door key with him to unlock
the truck when he got back. 

The hyena popped the driver's door, and climbed out into the winter's night. Yep, it was cold alright. Water vapor poured from the exhaust stacks on all the idling trucks, and his breath condensed each time he exhaled. Not many other furs around though. Good. Driving swing shifts and quitting at 4 AM had it's advantages. He trotted quickly towards the entrance to the
store, his claws clicking against the freezing asphalt as he ran. As soon as he entered the building, he glanced up. Yep, just like every other Pawmart in the country, the pharmacy section was to the right when you enter. He was happy to see that the inside of the building was just as quiet and un-inhabited as the outside, no one else to see him and deduce his predicament from what he bought.

Vex glanced at the signs above him as he walked, entering the isle marked 'Laxatives and digestion'. "Holy fuck, they sure do make a ton of diferent stuff to get you to shit..." he thought, seeing the huge array of products. He knew that laxatives were a poor choice. If they didn't take effect right away, he'd be stopping every half hour to poop in yet another nasty truckstop bathroom once he was back on shift. Plus, that junk can't be great for your system. That left the disposable enemas. Looked like they had 4 types of the fleet saline enemas on offer for different species. One for Dragons, another for Canines and Lupines, yet another for Felines, and... Dammit. The one for 'Other Mammals' was sold out. Well, he was a Striped hyena. I guess I'm sorta like a Canine, he figured. 

He stooped over and picked it up. The box said it had 2 12oz saline enemas in it, and guaranteed 'a large bowel movement in 5-15 minutes after use' which sounded good and then some to the constipated hyena. It'd do. He strolled to the checkout. Yes! They had self-checkout lanes open. No need to go through and have another fur see what he was buying. He scanned the barcode and tossed it in the bag, swiped his card and took his receipt. Wow, easy and painless, not often those damn things work without bitching about an 'unexpected item in the bagging area' or any number of other small errors. 

Vex exited back into the cold, clutching the bag in his handpaw, and running out across the nearly empty lot. When he got to his truck, he grabbed his keys, taking them off the clip on his belt. Dammit, where was that one? He fumbled in the cold, finally finding that silver and black one that opened the truck door. 'Click' the door swung open and he climbed in as quickly as he could. The hyena sighed. A relief to be back inside, away from the freezing air. Hmm... Some privacy would definitely be needed. He tossed his back on the bag on the floor and pulled the driver's side shade closed over the window. Then leaned over the passenger's
seat and closed the shade on that side as well, before finally pulling the shade covering the windshield. He ripped his winter jacket off and tossed it in the driver's seat. Might as well leave his black hoodie on though, especially after the blast of cold air came in when he opened the door for that brief second. Down to business though.

He fished the enemas out of the bag and sat on the edge of his sleeper bunk. He tore into the box with his claws and pulled one of the bottles out. It said the nozzle was pre-lubed, but hell, he had a bottle of lube in a drawer. He retrieved that bottle as well. Perfect for a bit of after-work de-stressing, be it with aid of a handpaw, or one of the toys that was also in the drawer. Might be a good idea to take his pants and undies off too, otherwise sticking something up your tailhole could be more difficult.

Standing, he unclasped his leather belt and freed his tail from his pants, dropping them around his ankles. He did the same with his briefs before sitting his now bare but fluffy black rump back on the mattress. He frowned. "Never used one of these before..." Yeah sure, enemas from a red bag were pretty familiar. Gotta take one before you do butt stuff with a partner. But these laxative ones were a bit different. The box promised 'Fast relief from constipation in Canines and Lupines!' Vex was unimpressed though. Damn things were tiny. One of them couldn't possibly clear out 4 days of hyena shit. He grabbed the box and tipped the other enema bottle out into his paw. Two of them had a chance though.

He pulled out the retractable work table in his sleeper and bit caps off of both bottles with his sharp teeth before setting them down. Time to lube up. He kicked his pants and underwear off his ankles and swung his footpaws up onto the bed. This was the fun part. He took the bottle of lube and coated a finger in it. Vex reached back, hiking his tail in the air and providing easy access to his exposed anus. He parted his butt-fur with his fingers, and carefully rubbed the lube around the outside of his tailhole. Yep, it was cold. Should have set the lube in front of the heater before going into Pawmart. Still felt fucking good though. But you gotta be careful not to jab that sensitive back passage with a razor sharp claw. Might be a half decent time for some self-pleasure though. 

He lubed up a second finger and reached back, feeling around under his tail again. There it was. With even more care to mind his claws, he pushed his well-lubed fingers against his tailhole. They slid in with ease. Ahh, that was the stuff. The hyena worked them in and out several times just to loosen his sphincter a bit for the enema nozzle. This also served to cause his dick to emerge from it’s sheath with pleasure. But soon, out the fingers came. As good as that felt, it was back to business. He grabbed the enema bottle and his now contaminated paw, and the lube with his clean one. He lubed the tip on both bottles nicely. Here we go. He'd been waiting for this moment for 2 days. 

He reached back around and probed at his rear with the nozzle, trying to find his mark. That felt like it. As he pushed out, tensing his bowels up as if trying to poop, the tip suddenly slid several inches into his rump. It felt oddly nice, that cold and slippery plastic tube sliding up inside his body before coming to a stop. No going back now. He'd better be able to make it to the bathroom inside Pawmart without shitting his guts out in the middle of the parking lot. 

Without thinking more on this point, he gave the bottle a firm squeeze and the laxative streamed into his rectum. "Oh fuck!" he gasped as the cold liquid entered him. He felt it slither into his body, working its way up into his rectum and further up into his colon. It sure did burn more than he expected. Not like those nice warm water enemas he took at home before getting fucked. Vex reached back and squeezed the bottle with his other paw, making sure to get the last drops were inside him. The nozzle slid back out. He tossed the first bottle onto the floor. He could pick it up later, but now he needed to get the second enema in before he was forced to make a mad dash to the restroom.

Grabbing the second one, he reached back, trying to find his mark again. He couldn't push out this time. That would certainly lead to a spray of liquid and more than likely feces across his sleeper. He applied more force than last time, but the tip slid inside him. Another few hard squeezes later and the deed was done. So far so good. The box had said the longer he retained the solution, the greater the bowel emptying effect. 15 minutes it was then. He carefully sat up and started putting his underwear back on. Despite the comparatively small volume of the two enemas he’d taken, only 24oz, he could tell that his belly was a bit larger and tighter than before. Still far from the glorious enema gut he could get with his 2 liter bag at home though. That burning sensation in his rectum wasn't going away either, and he could already feel his intestines tightening up, clearly wanting the forign liquid out. It was gonna be a long wait. 

Then he had a thought. There was an entire drawer full of toys sitting not two feet away. Those could be useful in this situation. Opening the drawer, he bypassed the dildos for an inflatable butt-plug. Perfect for keeping one's bowel contents in place. Vex slathered the black plug end of the toy in lube, making sure all sides were coated. Ugh... One should really take their underwear off before getting their paws covered in sticky lube. Luckily the hyena had spare undies stowed away. With one of his messy paws, he ripped his briefs off and tossed them in a heap next to his camo cargo pants, still on the floor. 2 min in and the cramps were becoming noticeable now. The plug would be quite useful indeed. 

He lay back down on his belly, raised his tail high, slipped a paw under it. "Here goes..." He pressed the tapered end of the plug into his anus. It spread his pucker wider and wider as it went in. The hyena huffed loudly, his knot now swelling larger. If nothing else, it was worth it just for the awesome anal sensations it created. Fuck. Yes. With a pop, it finally seated itself in his rear, sealing his colon against anything leaking out before it was time. Now for the best part. He stuck his fluffy butt into the air, reaching for the inflator bulb at the end of the hose. The valve was closed, so Vex squeezed down on the pump gently, feeling the object swell inside him, spreading him wider as it did so. His eyes closed as his ears flattened back and his teeth bared in a snarl of pure pleasure as he squeezed harder. God that was fucking nice. His dick was fully out of it's sheath at this point, and a small drop of cum began to roll from his tip. One pump. Two pumps. His ears flattened back as he strained to get a third in. 2 1/2... He couldn't hold back any longer. Cum splattered against his blanket as he spontaniously ejaculated from the intense anal sensations, his tail wagging. "Guhhhhh!" he exhaled sharply as he relaxed, pleasure coursing through him. 

He lowered his rump down, his crotch encountering the sticky mess he'd made on the blanket.
God, that was going to be fun to clean up… Not. But that's what a week's hard work of driving the open road does to a 'yeen. Thank goodness for that 34 hour reset. He took some tissues and cleaned his dick off slightly, tossing them onto the floor with the empty enema bottles. As the thrill his orgasm subsided, he felt the tightness in his guts again as his body angrily rejected the laxative he had injected. Thank goodness for inflatable butt-plugs, too. 

He let out a slight groan as he reached over to grab his underpants, still a bit damp from the 
lube. He managed to snag them up, rolling onto his back and fumbling to put his footpaws through the leg-holes. Fuck. His claws snagged the fabric and he had to free them. Vex managed to get them on in the end though. How was he gonna fit that hose and pump trailing from his ass though? Especially since he still had to make that desperate run to the toilet in Pawmart. It'd be a dead-give away to have it hanging out in plain sight. He managed to pull the hose around to the front and still the mass of the bulb next to his dick. Heh. That'd make him look downright hung to any casual observer. 

Damn though. The cramps were getting stronger each second, and the burning in his rectum wasn't going away either. Couldn't have been more than 5 minutes after taking the enemas either. Strong stuff, hopefully strong enough to trigger a massive exorcism of the colon. He threaded his footpaws and legs into his camo cargo pants, tightening the belt only slightly to keep as little pressure on his stuffed gut as possible. 

Now the hard part. Waiting for the enema to soften things up. The urge to go was very strong by now and he was beginning to sweat a bit from the discomfort. Ok, better to keep his mind off of the pain. He took his phone out of his pants pocket. He hadn't checked Twitter in a while, it was as good of a time as any to do so now. Swipe... Swipe... Depressing, depressing, huh, kinda funny. More depressing. Twitter and be a crap shoot sometimes. At least there was a cute cat video though. His stomach growled loudly and sweat still dripped from his brow. It was hard to keep his mind focused on anything his phone had to offer. 4 minutes in and the pain led him to pocket it once again.

God... 6 minutes to go if he really intended to keep it in for the full 15. He could feel his insides contracting, trying their damnedest to force the plug out of his tailhole. Wasn't gonna happen. The plug held fast, luckily. The sensation of bloating was pretty incredible, too. The hyena tried hard to keep his mind in a happy place. Man... It'd feel so good to sit down and shit it all out in a few minutes. He could hardly wait. Hopefully the restroom was unoccupied. He didn't need another fur hearing all the ungodly sounds that his body would surely make has he purged himself.

Fucking hell. The cramps and burning was nearly unbearable now and he could regularly feel drops of sweat running through the fur on his forehead. He groaned loudly and flexed the toes of his footpaws as the pain grew worse. 11 minutes in, only 4 more to go. 4 minutes, AKA a fucking eternity. He could also feel his tailhole flexing down around the plug, his body still trying to force it out of him. The cramping was getting so intense that he was beginning to feel a bit nauseous, his whole digestive system now rebelling against him. That's just what he needed, to be spewing from both ends instead of just one. 

Vex closed his eyes tight, tears welling up slightly in their corners from the sheer discomfort and pain. He gulped hard, his ears flattening against his head as he vowed to keep it down. The hyena’s mind snapped into clarity long enough for him to realize that he should probably start walking to the bathroom now. Especially since he felt like he might puke, it'd be better to be outside in the parking lot than in his sleeper if it did happen. He rolled over painfully, and 
managed to put weight on his footpaws. No, he didn't need that winter coat this time. He was roasting hot now from the sweats the enema-provoked cramps had given him. The black hoodie he was wearing was more than enough, even in that bitter Iowa cold. 

Standing didn't make the cramping and pain any better though...  Sadly. No, he'd have to grin and bear it as he made the walk into Pawmart, and to the much needed seat of a toilet. Damn, it was weird walking with that butt-plug up his rump, too. The run inside he imagined would be more like an extremely uncomfortable limp. He managed to make it up to the front of the Peterbilt, ready to step out into the cold. 1 minute to go. Then he had a thought. This was probably going to be messy, and with no shower easily accessible, a pack of wet wipes would be a good idea. As the cramps somehow got stronger still, he staggered into his sleeper and opened a cabinet, pulling out the small pack of wipes he used from time to time to clean up sticky messes, and 
suck them in the pocket of his hoodie.

Ok, time to actually get a move on this time. As quickly as he could, he popped the driver's door and stepped out into a blast of freezing air. In an instant, he went from being hot to uncomfortably cold. The sweat in his fur didn't help either. The knot in his belly was agonizing at this point, and it was a struggle to put one footpaw in front of the other. From the incredibly powerful urge to shit, it felt like he could lose control at any second. He also felt like he could go full drunk-hobo-mode and begin puking in the Pawmart parking lot at 4:30 in the morning.

Somehow, neither of these fears materialized, and he was now getting close to the door. One step at a time. Before Vex knew it, the sliding doors opened in front of him and 
he stepped into the warmth. Ok, to the left this time for the bathrooms. Good, only other fur in sight was the cashier, a handsome-looking deer who was standing idly at his register, clearly
bored from the total lack of customers at this hour. The hyena kept walking. And there they were, in sight at last, the bathrooms on his left. Did they have a family bathroom? Oh hell yes! They
did. Way better. No need to worry about someone else walking in while he was shitting himself silly. 

The hyena quickly made a bee-line for the door, feeling as though he couldn't hold it another second, and grabbed the handle in his paw. Thankfully it was unlocked, and he yanked the door open. He flicked the light switch on and locked the door handle, still holding back vomit. As quickly as possible, he undid his belt and pulled his cargo pants down to his ankles, followed by his underwear. Wow, his briefs were even dry. That plug worked amazingly well. No time to celebrate though. He desperately planted his fluffy rump on the toilet seat. The plastic was colder than he thought, and he could feel it through his fur. 

Finally, the moment he had waited for. He grasped the small rubber bulb in his paw and gripped the thumb screw that would drain the air from the plug in his rear. The cramps were brutal at this point, and the nausea was no better either. Time to finally let loose. As Vex turned the valve open, there was a hissing noise, and the balloon in his ass began to deflate. His body was consumed with the pain and discomfort as his innards fiercely rejected their contents. He bared down with all the strength that was in him,  and he could feel the slippery rubber of the plug start moving out under the terrific pressure inside him. There it was, almost out. Suddenly, the plug flew out of his tailhole and a quick spurt of liquid gushed out. It was less than a second though, before the liquid gave way to a massive chunk of rock hard shit that had been keeping the constipated hyena's colon packed so uncomfortably tight. 

He strained even harder as his tailhole was stretched to the max. Sweat was coursing 
down his forehead and the pain was almost unbearable, his ears back, toes curling, and teeth clenched tight in a snarl. Just as he thought he couldn't take it any longer, the huge stool broke 
free and flew from his rump in an instant, followed by 3 or 4 more chunks that splashed down below him into the toilet loudly. "Holy fuck!" Vex panted as he caught his breath. The relief was
immense and beyond wonderful. Never again would he let himself become constipated like this though. 

The cramping hadn’t totally left though. More was coming. He felt his colon contracting, 
moving on its own as if his belly was possessed by some serpent. His body took over and he pushed again involuntarily as more hard little turds popped out from under his tail and splashed into the bowl below him. He smiled slightly, growling out loud with pleasure as they passed, one after the other in rapid succession, making satisfying plops into the water as they did so. Just like the larger chunks before them, these ones were hard, too, but had been nicely lubricated by the enemas. This second wave of shit ended with a bit of gas, and a pleased sigh from the hyena. The agony of holding the enema had been worth it. Being able to go after being backed up for 4 days was nothing short of amazing. Consider it the climax after the build up of pain and tension of 4 long, hard days on the road. 

The sensation of the hard little balls of hyena waste passing so quickly, all slicked up on the outside by the enema was so satisfying, that his earlier boner was returning for a second round. He gripped his member with his paw and started stroking it as he felt his intestines preparing 
to push out more waste from further up. The cramping was getting more intense once again, so Vex helped things along by pushing down hard. He leaned forward on the toilet, bracing with his free paw on his knee as a dirty grin spread over his maw. The waste quickly slid out once again, his tail twitched as these larger chunks pushed nicely on his prostate as they popped from his fluffy rear. Yes, that was it. His heart raced and he exhaled sharply, pawing off more quickly now. Almost... Just as he thought that no more feces were to come this round, he pushed harder, the cramping strong now, and a couple final chunks popped out. It was enough. A white jet of cum squirted from his red cock and a wave of pleasure rolled over his body. It was wonderful, and oh so satisfying.

Aside from releasing his pent up sexual energy, he was already feeling better from getting rid of the waste filling his guts. But he was nowhere near done. In amazing quantities it kept coming, splashing out beneath his fluffy rump in waves, as his colon worked to cleanse itself of the 4 days of backlogged shit his body had produced. The cramping would build up slowly, getting more intense, before he would suddenly feel his insides move and contract, forcing another volley of chunks out of him. God did it feel good though. He was beginning to enjoy the cramps that he had considered so painful and unpleasant at first. Call it a painful pleasure, but something about the buildup of discomfort in his belly before the relief of another round of shit leaving his body was just too satisfying. 

And so it went. The hyena sat there for the better part of an hour as more and more feces came. He flushed the toilet twice throughout, not wanting to clog it for some poor, underpaid janitor or maintenance worker to fix. He could feel that the waste coming out in the beginning of the expulsion was very hard and dry, but as it progressed, more soft and easier to pass. At about the 20 minute mark, he pulled his phone out and browsed the internet for a bit to pass the time, as well as texting a couple friends back home. Heh. If only they knew what he was doing as he wrote them. That would be an awkward and weird conversation. But as he emptied himself, the cramping and movement in his colon was starting to subside, and it took more effort to go. 
At long last Vex decided that he was done and it was time to clean himself up and get on with his night. 

He took the pack of wipes from his hoodie pocket and pulled one out. Shifting himself off the seat slightly, he wiped his rump thoroughly, trying to get his soiled fur as clean as possible with the limited resources he had. As helpful and universal as a store like Pawmart was, its designers
had surely never intended for constipated hyenas to be expelling enemas in the restrooms. 4 wipes and some toilet tissue later though, and he had gotten himself quite clean. Good enough for sure. He finally raised himself to his footpaws, and immediately felt way better than when he sat down. His gut was far smaller, and he felt lighter and more invigorated, too. Those enemas, small as they were, they had certainly cleaned his clock. Not quite the red bag treatment he was used to, but damn good for the circumstances.

He bent forward and pulled his briefs back up, before doing the same with his camo cargo pants and fastening his belt. Hell, he could even tighten it 3 notches tighter than before. Never underestimate the ability of a packed colon to make you gain weight. He turned back around to flush, and looked into the bowl only to see the amazing amount of crap he had let go of. And this was the third flush of the toilet, too. Goddamn was it nice to be rid of it, though. He pushed down on the flush handle and mentally crossed his fingers that the toilet could handle the feces as well as all the wipes and paper needed to clean his fluffy butt off after such an internal cleansing. Luckily for Vex and the staff at the store, the toilet did its job. 

Just as he was going to go to the sink and wash his paws, he saw the buttplug sitting on the floor to the side of the toilet. He hadn’t thought through how he was going to get it back out to his truck without being so blatant as to carry it out clutched in his paw. It still had a bit of dried lube on it, and needed to be washed, so he gingerly bent forward and picked it up, taking it to the sink. Vex tossed the rubber device into the basin and turned on the hot water, soaping his paws up to clean them and the plug at the same time. When he was done he resolved to warp it in paper towels and stuff it in his hoodie pocket. Hopefully the employees wouldn't think he was shoplifting and ask him to show them what he was concealing. What other option did he have, though? unless he wanted to try and put it back up his tailhole without lube, not a fun prospect. Better take a chance of getting embarrassed than injured. The hyena stuffed his hoodie with his naughty secret, and after what seemed like forever, vacated the restroom.

Stepping back into the store, Vex pulled his phone from his pants pocket. How long had he been on the toilet? Damn, 5:23. Nearly an hour then. Guess it figures that it would take 4 times as long and then some to poop when you have been constipated for 4 days. In any case, it was time for something to eat, especially since he skipped eating earlier that day due to the state of his digestive system. Ok, well the grocery section was to the left. The hyena began the walk over towards the produce section, his mind set on something more healthy and with more fiber than the stuff he had been eating the past week. There was certainly more pep in his step than before taking the enema. His tail swinging behind him and claws clicking on the linoleum floor as he stepped, he walked faster and more easily than before, feeling unburdened by an excess of stool in his gut. It was a great feeling. 

He made it to the section with fresh fruit and eyed the array of apples, pears and other foods on offer. For a carnivore like him, none of them struck his fancy, but he knew that his body needed them, especially so when he sat so much for work. The fiber and other nutrients were much needed. After gazing over his options, Vex decided on some pears and a small bundle of bananas. He scooped them up into his arms and eyed the pre-made salads in the refrigerated section. Lettuce... bleh. But constipation wasn't much fun either. Ok, lettuce was the lesser of two evils, then. He snached up a Caesar salad. At least the cheese and dressing had a strong enough taste to cover up the flavor of the veggies. 

He frowned. A basket was needed at this point, since his arms were more or less full, and he had in mind to get a few other things. The hyena managed to find one and threw his items in. After that he went on to pick up some other fruits, a bottle of prune juice, nasty as that was, and a box of chocolate cupcakes just to reward his new found healthy eating habits. As he walked back to the registers he had a thought. There was one other thing that, in light of today's events, would be a good safeguard for the future. Vex walked briskly back to the pharmaceutical area, and to the same aisle as before. Yep, two more boxes of the canine/lupine fleet enemas were in order, just in case good food wasn't enough to keep his bowels moving as they should. 

Shoving the other items aside in the basket, he jammed the enemas to the bottom of it to conceal the embarrassing purchase. Time to check out. Thankfully, the self-checkout lane was still open and he made a bee-line for the first available register. The hyena noted the same deer that was standing near the registers before. He seriously hoped that he wouldn't see his purchases and put two and two together. He scanned his first item, the box of cupcakes, and set it in a bag. Bananas next, then pears... "Unexpected item in bagging area." Fucking things, they never work right. He lifted the pears from the shopping bag. The persnickety machine seemed to like that. He set them back in the bag and continued scanning. Now for the bit that Vex didn't want the employee standing ever so close to see. He grabbed the first box of enemas and scanned them, throwing them into the bag quickly. Ok, so far so good. He took the second box in his paw and scanned it as well, dropping it in the bag. "Unexpected item in bagging area." FUCK! He shot a glance at the employee as he reached for the box he had just placed in the bag. Shit, sure enough the deer looked over at what he was doing, uninterested at first, but as Vex lifted the enemas out of the bag, his eyes caught sight of the item in question. The employee’s eyes seemed to widen slightly as his eyebrow raised up a bit. The hyena felt his face flush red in embarrassment as his ears flattened back and he smiled awkwardly. The two locked eyes for a second before Vex averted his gaze. 

That did the trick however, and the machine stopped bitching for long enough for him to stuff his purchase back in the bag. Ok, that was it. He quickly fished his wallet out and paid, taking his receipt and leaving as fast as was possible. He could still feel the redness in his face, thankfully hidden by his thick fur. God that was fucking emabarassing though, not something he wanted to repeat! He hustled back into the cold air of the night, walking briskly towards the far left edge of the parking lot towards his rig. Quickly unlocking the door, the hyena hopped inside to the warmth and safety of the cab. What a night… Time for some much needed and deserved food.

He selected the salad and ripped the packaging open with his claws. After mixing in the dressing and cheese, he ate it as fast as he could. Not the best tasting thing in the world, but certainly satisfying nonetheless. He followed that up with a banana and a pear. But now for the best part, chocolate cupcakes, AKA his guilty pleasure to ruin an otherwise healthy meal. He eagerly bit into the fluffy pastry with his sharp teeth. Yep, that was the stuff. Totally worth it. It was over too quickly however, just like any good thing, but the hyena was still satisfied with his meal. Even though it didn't taste the greatest, it gave him a good feeling knowing that he had eaten what was a reasonably healthy dinner. He suddenly realized that he still had the butt-plug in his hoodie pocket. Vex reached a paw in and took it out, before opening the drawer it came from. Though he had first questioned taking sex toys with him in his truck, it had clearly paid off in the end. 

After tidying up his sleeper of all the trash from the enemas and his meal, he stripped off his pants, and underwear, swapping the latter for a clean pair. Comfy hoodie and underwear, the best combo for sleeping in. Now time to relax in bed with some Anime, and fall blissfully asleep. Despite how draining the process of clearing his bowels out had been, it had been nearly as satisfying. Though constipation could be very painful, pooping afterwards made it almost worth it. Such a good light feeling followed, leaving him tired but content. Yep, a good day over all.