The night was young as I drove out to the nearby cattle field. I was so hyped for this, I had been waiting all week just to do this. For a while now I had heard about cow tipping, and how hilarious it was to see the cows struggle and panic as they tried to get back on their feet again. I was a young fox, just 20 years old. I had never done anything like this before, and was scared that the farmer would catch me and I might go to jail. Still, the thrill of doing this was enough to spur me on. As I got closer I pulled over to turn off my lights and let my eyes adjust before continuing.

	After another 5 minutes I pulled up next to the field and stopped the car. As I looked out over the field, I saw lots of cows. Unfortunately as I looked out over the field, I was immediately disappointed, as all the cows were laying down. I cursed myself as I knew that stupid myth of cows sleeping standing up was a myth. I then sighed and looked around, Seeing one cow standing up. Maybe I could save this whole trip after all? I carefully got out of my car and started to make my way over to the fence. 

	Once I got there, I looked around carefully, making sure that there were no lights on at the farmers house nearby. He was a good distance away from the field, but with the bright moon over head, he could probably see me from this distance so best not to take any chances. Luckily, it was late enough that everyone there was asleep for the night. I smiled and nodded before slipping in between the boards of the fence and onto the field. 

	I slowly walked across the field, the grass flattening beneath my feet as I crept along. I had to move slowly so I didn’t make alot of noise and scare the cows away. The last thing I wanted tonight was to be trampled under a stampede because of a dumb noise. I also had to be careful so I didn’t step in any old cow pies that littered the field. These Nikes were brand new and I wasn’t going to get them dirty. When I was close enough, I pulled out my phone and started recording. 

	“Hey all, it’s your boy here,” I said whispering softly. “I’m about to play an awesome prank on this cow here. I’m gonna tip it over. Yeah it’s awake, but still, this is gonna be epic<” I continued to say before turning the phone camera to face the cow. “Alright, that’s the one. I’m gonna run at it, then make it fall. Just watch.”

	I fanned my arms back and forth and cracked my neck as I got ready. I then smiled and took a good run at the cow. I slammed into its side, making it grunt and groan loudly, as I struggled to push against it. I grunted and panted heavily, pushing against it with all my strength. I gave up after a moment, trying to catch my breath before trying again. I panted heavily and gave up, leaning back against the cow. 

	“Ok….so….cows are pretty heavy. A Lot heavier than I thought,” I said, holding my phone back up to my face. “But, hey. You know. You miss every shot you take right? Anyway, check out my other content. Like, gimme a sub and…”

	I stopped talking for a second as I felt a hot breath on the side of my head. I turned to look, only to get a faceful of hot breath. The cow was pissed that I ran into it. It grunted and snorted loudly at me as I started to push off and back away from it. 

	“H-hey now B-Bessy or Daisy or whatever your name is. No need to get all hot and bothered. It was just a joke now,” I tried to say to the cow. It didn’t care though as it turned to be and bellowed loudly. 

	“SHHHHH,” I said, putting my finger over my lips. “You’re gonna wake the farmer.” 

	The cow bellowed again and started to charge at me. I didn’t wait, I just turned and started to make a run back to my car. I panted and huffed as I ran, not bothering to be silent anymore as the cow continued to chase me. 

	“OH GOD! Talk about pissed off! THis cow is mad,” I shouted as I held the phone back up. This was a mistake though. I then suddenly tripped on a rock I didn’t see before and landed hard, face first into the ground, knocking the wind out of me. I gasped loudly as my phone flew out of my hand and bounced forward, landing against one of the fence poles. I tried to get back to my feet and get to my car. I was so close to it now, but I was now dizzy and stunned by the fall and the cow was on me in seconds. I rolled over just in time to see it stop over me, snotting its hot breath over me heavily. I tensed up and prepared myself to get trampled or beaten. But it had something else in mind.  

	Without missing a beat it bellowed and opened its huge mouth wide and began to slide it over my head. I was instantly covered in hot and slimy cow saliva as I started to struggle. Its mouth smelled like rotten grass and old feed as it chewed on me with its huge flat teeth. I struggled hard and tried to push back against its mouth but it would not let me go. I was scared but not super so, as I knew the cow wouldn’t be able to actually eat me. 

	That all changed however as the cow's mouth opened up again and began to take my shoulders into its mouth. I gasped and screamed out as it pinned my arms to my sides, the scream getting muffled as my head began to slip into the cows throat. I began to struggle harder, kicking my legs harder and fighting with all my might. The cow continued to swallow me down however. He forced me deeper and deeper, and before long, he was down to my waist with only my legs hanging out of his mouth. I let out a muffled scream as I kicked my legs hard and struggled my last as the cow tilted its head up and started to swallow me down faster. 

	Soon enough, my head broke past the sphincter of the cows first stomach, the Rumen. I groaned as I slid into the mass of fermenting grass and old feed as the cows chest began to stretch. I gagged hard as the rotten smell was getting to me. I was forced to curl up into a ball and get covered more in the mess. I struggled and tried to climb my way back up again, but there was no light to see and It was super tight in there. I groaned and gagged again as I struggled to breath. There was just enough air if I calmed down. I had to hope that the farmer would have woken up from all the noise and come to see what happened. I just had to wait. 

	Time moved slowly in the dark of the cow’s Rumen. After a while I noticed that my clothes were falling off my body and disappearing. It seemed the cow was digesting them and regurgitating them like they were just grass. ‘Oh great,’ I thought, ‘there goes 200 dollars.’ I sighted internally and struggled to stay awake, waiting for the farmer to do something. 

	Hours passed uneventfully as I laid there, curled up like a weird tumor. I then heard a gurgling as I felt something under my head shift and open slowly. I then felt the chewed grass and feed around me start to shift and slide, me going with it as I started to slide into the cow's stomach. I began to panic as I knew what was coming next. I panicked and called out, trying to get anyone to hear me, but I was weak and started coughing. Soon enough, my head slipped through the next sphincter. 

	THe first thing I smelled was the harsh, acrid smell as my head passed though. My shoulders followed by the rest of my, slid through into the stomach, stretching it farther and making the cow’s belly sag. As my now bare skin touched the acid below, it started to redden and burn as it ate away at my skin. I knew with the cows diet, being mostly grass, it didn't have a very strong acid, so it would take time before I would have any serious damage. I groaned and struggled more as I pushed out as much as I could on the stomach, hoping that anyone would notice, or at least cause the cow discomfort to get attention. It didn’t do any good though as I didn’t even hear a muffled groan coming from the cow. 

	For several hours, the acid ate away at my skin, making me whine and struggle. I figured by now someone would have found me, or at least found my car. Somehow I was still alive, nestled deep inside the cow’s belly. Soon, I began to feel dizzy and light headed, as it slowly got harder to breath. I began to panic and struggle again, Using the last of my strength, trying desperately to get anyone’s attention. But it was all for nothing. I gasped for air again, and again as I tried to get any air at all. 

	-Meanwhile

	On the outside, the cow mooed and groaned loudly as it’s annoying meal slowly and finally passed away inside it. Its belly shook and jiggled a few more times as the poor Fox struggled and twitched, the life leaving him as the last of his air ran out. THe cow mooed happily and chewed on a mass of Cud, going back to its peaceful, unannoyed life.