“Ugh not that one,” groaned a large ram as he laid back staring at his phone. He pushed the back button on the PredDate app and sighed. Not a single good match popped up near him on the app. Sighing he reached down rubbing his thick sheath and plump balls, each orb as round as a grapefruit. Huffing he stroked at the bag, imagining a trim fox rubbing at his pouch and sheath. Snorting he stroked at his sheath as he visioned the fox wrapping his paws around the neck of his sack, tugging tightly. His thick member plump in his tight sheath, musk hung in the air laid there enjoying the thought of the fox nipping and tugging at his pouch, getting soo close to taking them but failing.

Just as he was nearing orgasm, lost in his fantasy his phone dinged and just like that, the fox faded leaving the ram alone and blue-balled. Sighing he rolled over snagging his phone off his nightstand. “This better be important,”  he grumbles as he hastily typed in the lock screen code.

An alert flashed at the top, so the ram scrolled down seeing he had three Pred Chuffs and one Prey Bleat. “Oh today might good after all, “ he said as he opened PredDate and clicked the new messages tab. He deleted the bleat from a friend and took a look at the first Chuff. The face of a large wolf going by PackOmega first appeared. “Nope not you,” he sighed deleting the message. The second Chuff was from a younger raccoon, he murred at the thought of the raccoon between his legs. “Maybe,” he said to himself as he sent a bleat back. 

“Who are you?” He asked as he clicked the last message, right away the profile name caught his attention in bold letters. KIKO THE BULGENAPPER. Just below the tantalizing name was the picture of a smiling ferret. His purple eyes popped against the sandy blond fur, the ram snorted as he quickly sat up. “Finnally!!!!,” He exclaimed his recent blue-balling completely forgotten as he scrolled down the ferret’s profile page. “Age 24,  Sex Male,” The ram chuckled as he read. “Well DUH it is an app for male dating. Hmm what else? He sociable, likes to cook, OHH he is a romantic that is a nice change. Maybe he’ll be good for more than a quick fuck.” 

The ram laid back thinking as he sent a Bleat at Kiko before flipping the profile page over to the location map. How close is he? The ram thought as he waited for the painfully slow map to load up. “Ugggh why did they ever change from Google Maps to shitty Imap?” he groaned as streets took their sweet ass time to load. A red little dot appeared on screen and the large male bleated in joy. “Finally and FUCK!! He only lives a few blocks away sweet!!”

~Fancy to play with a large stud?~ The ram typed and sent a private message to Kiko and the raccoon. Laying back he hoped at least one of the two wouldn’t take too long to message back. He personally hoped the extra cute ferret would over the raccoon, but he was horny and would take whatever came his way at this point.

Minutes turned to an hour as the large ram was cursing at himself mentally. “Why did I send that stupid message, I’m an idiot!!!” the ram groaned. Dragging his massive body off the bed he started to dress. He looked down at his swollen rut season pouch shaking his head, “Guess it’s no underwear again.” The ram reached over pulling on a pair of extra loose sweats. “Might as well go out and get some cool air” He shook out his thick wool and slipped his phone into his pocket. Looking down and noticed crotch of his sweats was bulging, strained almost to the burst point.

“Great, now I have to buy new pants!” The ram grumbled as he pocketed his keys and walked outside. The air crisp with a cool breeze as he locked his door than started to head towards the mall, located only a block away. The ram got quite a few looks on the way, well most were not to his tastes he did appreciate the attention. He headed straight for Fur for Less, the cheapest place to find extra large pants. 

As he entered he got a glimpse of of a golden tail before it disappeared behind a rack of discounted jock straps. The ram turned in the opposite direction, heading for the piles of plus sized sweats. As he sorted through the pants he could feel somebody watching him. Every time he turned to look there was nobody there. 

“Ohh these look nice!!,” the ram held up a pair of yellow track pants. He headed to the fitting rooms cheerfully, dating might have gone disastrously but at least he had a new pair of pants that would fit just right. The ram slipped into the cramped stall and closed the door before starting to undress. As his pants hit the floor, the pant’s pocket started to buzz. 

“Ugh!!!” The ram bent down banging his head against the one wall and smashing his nuts against the door. “FFFFUUUU...” he started to swear as he pulled his phone out of his pants. He considered just turning it off but his eye got the familiar Chuff alert from PredDate. Grumbling he sat down on the small changing bench,, with his back against the dented wall, and opened the message. His frown turned into a big grin as the message was from KIKO THE BULGENAPPER. Below the Chuff was a personal message. He rubbed at his aching balls, letting them hang over the edge of the bench, musky and damp with sweat, and weighing heavily in the ram’s gental gip.

~I’m at work, but we can meet for dinner if you like? Perhaps you can share a sneak peek of the main course?~

Snorting the ram straightened himself as he heard a noise outside the stall. “Hey? Are you ok in there?” A soft voice called out from the other side.

“Yeah, just tripped a little. I’m ok,” He barely caught a glimpse of golden furred paws from under the door. “I’ll be right out.” He cursed his misfortune and let out a thankful sigh as those paws moved away. The moment he heard the worker leave he turned his attention back to his phone.

~That sounds great! What do you think of these?!~ 

He messaged back before holding his phone out and snapping a picture of his thick sheath and plump sweaty balls. He lifted his danglers up, cupping from underneath, and grinning widely for the camera as he showed off. He uploaded the picture to the message and sent it as he pulled his pants back up. The response came so fast it startled the ram for a second.

~Fuck those look delicious!! Can't wait to gobble them up! Where should we meet?~

~Your place?~

He sent back chuckling. “The only thing you’ll be eating is my thick meat down your throat and hot ram cum,” he mumbled to himself.

~Too far, how about the Market on third? I need to pick up ingredients for dinner anyways.~

~Yeah, see you there, What time?~

~4:30~ 

The only message he got was a time, but that worked for the ram. He checked the phone’s clock seeing he had two hours till the appointed time. He opened the door and peeked out finding nobody around he hastily rushed to the counter. A smiling red fox cashed him out, he thought about asking where the golden furred worker was but decided he didn’t have time to mess around. Quickly he rushed home, and tossed his new pants on the bed. After a half hour long shower he strolled into his bedroom and scooped up his phone. The was an alert from the fox he messaged earlier, shrugging he bleated back with no message and started to dress.

“Fuck yeah!!” The ram snorted as he pulled on his new yellow track pants and admired himself in the mirror. The fabric clung to his well toned ass, but more importantly it hugged and outlined his massive rut bulge comfortably. Nothing was hidden, even a half blind bat with a single glance could they belonged to a powerful male not to be trifled with. The ram sighed happily, the hot shower had relaxed his blue balls enough they sagged heavily in the pouch making his already impressive bulge look even bigger.

He brushed out his wool and polished his horns before glancing at the clock. “Four o clock, that gives me just enough time walk to the market,” the ram smiled slipping his phone, keys, and wallet into his pockets. He hurried out the door and made his way to the market. He glanced around scanning the crowd of furs looking for his date. He stomped his way to the door, thinking Kiko was already inside.

“Hey where’s the rush?” A faintly familiar voice asked as he felt a paw press against his crotch. He turned ready to deck the unwelcomed toucher but stopped when the golden fur of a smiling ferret greeted him. “I’m Kiko”

“Umm I’m Cray, it’s nice to meet you.” He blushed and lowered his hand for the much smaller predator to shake. His cheeks flushed red when the ferret’s other paw groped him again as they entered the store. “So what are you gonna cook for us?” Cray asked as he looked around at all the fresh produce. He was never one for home cooked meals, preferring the ease of ordering in or microwaved meals.

“Hmm, I was thinking roast mutton balls,” Kiko teased, patting the Rams bulge a final time, as he tossed some fresh spinach and bitter greens into a basket and moved on. Cray followed helpless to do anything but push the ferret’s groceries and daydream of the sneaky pred between his legs. The pair continued to shop till the cart was packed with more fresh food then ram had ever seen. They cashed out and Cray carried all the bags as he lead Kiko back to his home.

“Well here we are,” He pushed the door open with a hoof and walked in. After setting bags on a table he collapsed on his favorite chair. “How do you cook like this every night?” he panted his arms aching despite being rather muscular.

“Oh I have my ways,” Kiko chuckled as he peeked in the ram’s little used kitchen. Thankfully it was clean and held pretty much everything he needed to cook a four star date dinner. “Why don’t you just sit there and I’ll help you relax a bit.” Kiko smiled at Cray as he knelt between the massive legs of the ram.

“Ohh that is something I can agree with,” Cray smiled leaning back as his new pants, now soaked with musk, from the long walk home, were peeled off his needy crotch and pooled around his ankles. Feeling a bit more free he gasped as Kiko pressed his pointed snout right between his big balls. “Ohh yes, I bet you just want to gobble them right up?” Cray teased the golden ferret he felt the short wool of his sack getting a good tongue washing.

“Just appreciating what high quality ingredients these are,” Kiko quipped back as he gave the pouch a firm rubbing. Above his head Cray’s sheath stirred as the attention Kiko was giving woke the slumbering ramrod. Cray bleated softly as the ferret’s nimble paws worked all over his tackle, half massaging and half measuring. Whatever the pred was up to only made Cray hornier and fall deeper into his lusty rut. 

The ferret continued to work the ram balls over with his paws as he slid the tip of Cray’s member into his muzzle. The larger male shivered as he felt the cold sensation of Kiko’s fangs drag along his member. “Hey hey sure you can handle all that meat?” 

“MGPH!!” Kiko replied as he sank another inch into his aching jaws. He only winked and a gave the ram balls a playful tug to show he was just fine. Cray went back to staring up at the ceiling enjoying as the pred started to suck him off. In his current blue-balled rut it didn’t take long before he felt the much needed pressure for release. Kiko’s muzzle was well skilled and inviting, with just enough danger to get his heart pumping. As he neared his building climax, an odd tugging between his legs alarmed him. 

“Hey what are you doing dow......” the ram started to say till the golden ferret’s tongue swirled around his cock head. 

Cray shuddered feeling his orgasm hit as Kiko pushed his tongue into big ram’s dick slit. The ram felt dizzy as he bucked back into his chair. Panting he looked down, wondering why his orgasm and groin felt light. Instead of his messy cock and a statisfied ferret he found a blue glowing ring. It hit him all in a moment, Kiko’s screen name wasn’t just something the ferret put there to attract needy and horny prey. He meant it it, he really was a bulgenapper.

Cray explored his portaled crotch, moaning softly as he felt something cold slide across his cock, even though it was in a different room. “Ohh fuck, he’s really going to cook them!!” The ram swallowed, a primal wave of fear started to overtake his mind. That is till he caught the flash of Kiko’s golden tail as the ferret dashed around the kitchen and the wonderful smell was soo intoxicating as it drifted from the little used stove. Cray’s legs moved against the tidal wave of fear as if they were beckoned to the kitchen, he just had to see what Kiko was doing with his bits.

“Ah, you are awake,” The ram blushed as Kiko noticed him at the door. The ferret was busy, rubbing a marinade all over the ram cock. Each touch from the chef’s paws made the ram hornier, his hands reaching down to rub his portaled crotch. 

“How long have you...” Cray stammered, his strong legs quivering as he watched Kiko pick up a knife. The ferret smiled back at the ram as he chopped some carrots.

“How about you come over here and help? I could use a strong pair of hands.” Kiko invited Cray as he tossed the chopped vegetables into a roasting pan.

“I can still feel them,” Cray panted as he used the wall to prop himself up as he walked over where Kiko was preparing the food.

“I thought you might like some final pleasure before, well they get cooked,” Kiko grinned as he wiped the cutting board with a washcloth. “It is about time we started the meat, I can turn the portal off now.”

Cray nodded giving his swollen bits a parting stroke. The meat felt warm under his touch as he could hardly believe how hot he was to see Kiko lift the large member and fat nuts onto the cutting board. Cray winced as the heavy balls slapped against the wood, his member throbbed leaking pre all over the table. Kiko fiddled with the portal at Cray’s crotch and it fell off with a loud CLANK. The set of man bits on the cutting board remained warm to the ram’s touch but he no longer feel his hand on it.

“There, that should do it,” Kiko ran a paw over the ram’s smooth groin making the larger male bleat in suprise.

“Soo sensitive!!!” Cray shuddered dribbling clear pre onto Kiko’s paw. The ram collapsed into one of the chairs panting as he looked down at his groin. “UGGH Gonna have to buy pants AGAIN!!” He wailed just realizing all his clothes were sized to his nabbed bulge. Looking up helplessly, Cray watched as his pouch was slit open exposing his large swollen orbs. The chef’s paw nimbly wielded a knife, cutting through the cords. 

“Can you peel these for me?” Kiko asked the stunned ram as he started to cut the large ram log from the wooly sheath. 

“Peel?” Cray grabbed one of the grey orbs in his hand notting it was already starting to cool. He looked over at the busy Kiko and then back at his nut. The ram noticed a thick membrane coating the meat and started to pull at it with his strong fingers. It lifted away from the orb till it tore, the more Cray tugged the more he could see a smooth meaty morsel still full of his seed.

“Hey, look you are a natural!” Kiko praised Cray as the ram easily peeled the other ram testicle.

“Really?” Cray blushed dropping the wet skin into a trash can.

“Yeah, you know I could keep coming over and teach you how to really cook.” Kiko offered as he continued to cook, his paws rubbed a secret blend of spices all over the meat and shoved it into the oven. 

“So are those really that good to eat?” Cray asked curiously. The smell coming from the cooking spiced meat made the ram’s muzzle water.

“Yeah, much better than the garbage you eat,” Kiko teased making Cray pout.

“That’s goats, I’m a ram.” Cray huffed, his nostrils flaring out. “Shouldn’t you be sucking on some eggs then?” The ram retorted back. 

“Yeah, that's why I date guys like you!” Kiko grinned, “Such large sized eggs to steal.”

Cray leaned back letting out a loud laugh, “HAHA I suppose you are right. Sure you aren’t gonna just run off to another guy after our date?”

Kiko shrugged, “I don’t know. It depends nobody has asked me to stay.” The golden ferret served up a couple plates before sitting down to eat. “It’s steal, run, eat, repeat mostly.”

“Oh I see,” Cray poked at his dish tasting a bit of his balls enjoying the richness and spice of the meat. “You can stay if you want, just promise to share some of what you steal,” Cray smiled at Kiko distracted by the way the ferret nimbly eat.

Kiko set his fork on his plate with a small cling and smiled at the large nullo ram. “Yes, I accept. Would you like to go snuggle some before we clean?”

Cray nodded and the pair got up spending a wonderful night snuggled against each other.

Join us next time for the all new duo of Kiko and Cray in Bulgenapper INC.