Delivery to Dickless Town 

A slim ferret nervously waited in line, slung over his shoulders an old knapsack bearing the blue and gold markings of the messenger guild. Finally after an hour of waiting it was his turn. Gulping the ferret stepped up to the inspection booth. Standing there completely in the buff was a giant polar bear. He stood nearly seven feet with bulging muscles everywhere, his wrists thicker than the ferret’s waist.The mail rodent tried to hide a blush as his nose stood at the bear’s crotch level. “Strip!!!!” the mountain of muscle ordered the courier. Meeping softly the ferret slid his bag off his shoulder and set it on the ground then peeled back his dust covered jacket. Underneath the thick leather, sandy blond fur covered a defined chest. Bending over the ferret tugged his pants down to his ankles then stepped out of them. He stood up straight blushing as he was ordered to gather his things and follow the bear into a large building. “Put your things on the counter and step up on the platform for inspection.” the bear sounded dreadfully bored with his job as the ferret dumped his jacket, pants and with much reluctance his bag on the counter.

“I’m Kiko just got some deliveries in town,” The ferret tried to explain as he climbed up onto the inspection stand. The massive bear grunted in response.

“Any contraband on you?” the guard asked casually as he frisked down the ferret only stopping at the crotch. “Preportaled?” he asked as he inspected the ring glowing faintly blue. The bear tapped at the ferret’s empty crotch making the smaller male squirm.

“Um yeah better safe at home.” Kiko glanced over at his bag before looking back, his pointed nose pressed against the the polar bear’s empty crotch. The bear grined at the small male.

“This?” he nodded downwards, “is what happens when you break the laws in Dickless Town. They portal your junk then sever the connection permanently. Poof no more attaching, hell any portal can be deactivated once you enter the gates. So best keep your nose clean.” Kiko’s knees wobbled as he watched the bear riffle through his pants and jacket. The guard pulled out a small id card, “Kiko’s Delivery?” He tossed card on the counter and turned back to the ferret.

“Yeah I deliver packages,” Kiko muttered as he stared at the wall behind the bear. When he first came in he was to nervous to look around but now he noticed wall after wall lined with “packages” of various sizes, shapes, colors. Under each member an identification number was stamped on a brass plate.

“Admiring the walls?” the bear snorted in disgust. “Here I am day in and day out forced to protect every male’s most valuable possessions. Never get to sample the goods either.” Kiko sweated as the bear opened the messenger bag. “Now now what do we have here?” he dumped the bag out, among the papers and writing tools four large packages thudded onto the counter. Kiko practically pissed himself as the bear grinned showing his sharp fangs. The guard scooted the four cloth wrapped packages to the side and started to unwrap the lumpy shape.

Kiko gulped and whined, his delivery was over even before it started. He had been hired by some famous porn studio to sneak four of their best stars’ members into town. “I I can explain!” Kiko stammered as he watched horrified as the package was unwrapped.

“Tsk tsk,”  the polar bear shook his head as he lifted a heavy package up into view. He stroked slender flaccid shaft and squeezed the hefty sack dangling below. “I should deactivate your portal right here and now along with the portals to these other fine packages.

Kiko shook his head as the bear lifted the package up to inspect it closer. It truly was an impressive specimen even among the elite of porn stars. The shaft was eight inches flaccid, the tip covered by a generous overhanging foreskin. Already the sausage was starting to plump up in the bear’s paw, the tip dripping musky pre. But, really what drew the eye was the fuzzy brown pouch containing two large orbs. 

“My such a lovely looking thing,” the bear murred as he brought the leaky skin covered tip to his muzzle and licked. 

“Oh god what have I got myself into?” Kiko thought to himself as he pictured trying to explain how he lost such an important package to its owner, a trim ten point stag. He glanced back over as he watched the bear slip the slender sausage into his muzzle, slurping over the loose skin. Kiko blushed softly as he watched the bear lewdly feed inch after inch of that thick noodle down his maw. The ferret’s paw drifted down to his crotch whimpering as he remembered nothing was there but cold humming steel. It didn’t stop himself from rubbing over his groin as the bears black lips touched sack.

“Oh thats hot!” Kiko moaned watching in a mix of awe and fear. He was terrified of disappointing his employers, but amazed how the bear was treating the stag’s cock. Despite the massive distance between Kiko and his precious bits, the ferret could feel the warm tingle of orgasm. Just as his knees knocked together from pleasure, Kiko watched as the bear’s jaws snapped together.

“MMMhm!” The polar bear murred swallowing the 12 inch cock like a spaghetti strand. Kiko stood there horrified as the bear licked his lips. He dug his claws into the pouch and ripped it open like an overripe fruit. He discarded the slimy outer skin and admired the ripe orbs in his paws. The fruit were covered in thick blue veins that throbbed as they were exposed to the air. “Cocks are meh a tasty appetizer but mostly filler. Now the real treats are these,” The bear held the orbs up, inhaling their musky scent. “Oh fuck it's been soo long!” He shoved one orange sized testicle into his maw, biting it in half. Juice ran down his chin as he chewed, savoring the rich gamey flavor.

“Oh my god! Oh my god!” Kiko stammered as he sank to his knees completely in shock. He felt wierd but, instead of feeling sick he felt his disjointed bits stir even more. The musky smell made his slender muzzle water slightly as something primal stirred within him. His stomach rumbled softly as the bear swallowed his muzzle-ful of deer nut. Shakily Kiko stood up as the bear tore into what was left of the nut in his right paw. By the time the ferret was on his feet the guard was on his way into the other fruit, making a drippy mess on the floor. 

The bear wiped his muzzle on his huge arm then turned back to the ferret. “MMM Thank you it has been years since I’ve gotten to taste fresh meat.” The bear let out a rude blech and grinned, fleck of deer stuck between his teeth. “Tell you what mister Kiko, in exchange for the meal I’ll let you off on a warning. The bear thumped his chest and spat out a metal ring. “Well excuse me!” He picked up the ring tossing the empty blue portal on the counter. He pulled out a two pronged wand and stabbed it into the portal. The blue ring flicked, turning red then flickering out. “There. Untraceable now.” He scooped the ferret’s gear and the remaining packages back into the bag and thrust it into Kiko’s arms.

“Buh buh my clothes?”

“No clothes are permitted behind the walls, shows everybody you aren’t hiding anything under them,” the bear snorted. “Just swing back this way and pick them up on the way out. A word of caution, almost every male feral or anthro are starving to get their paws on what you have there.” The bear lead the ferret out of the station and pushed him towards a busy street. “Enjoy your stay in dickless town sir”

Kiko blushed see the whole town walking around, bright portals shining on their crotches as he worked his way hugging the bag close to his chest. “I I oughta make sure the rest of these make it,” he mumbled as he searched for a place to sit. Finally he found an empty ledge in front of a fountain. Smiling Kiko pushed through the crowd till he reached the spot. Amazingly it wasn’t very populated, just a few pedestrians here and there. He sat on the edge dipping his paws in the cool water, his paws aching from carrying around such a heavy bag. Kiko hefted his bag onto the ledge next to him finding the bag was definitely lighter missing the proud stag meat. However he mussed it was still a heavy delivery. He opened the bag and dug around till he found a slip of paper. The paper held the address of the delivery,he looked around finding nothing remotely close to his target. Sighing as he knew he had to lug this delivery around for a good while longer.

“Woof Woof” The soft barking made the ferret look. He spotted a thin dog on wobbly legs. Is fur matted and covered in grime. Its tail most have been at one point proud and strong but now it dragged limp on the ground. The poor ragged beast whimpered sniffing at the ground where the ferret had walked. 

“Hold on there buddy.” The ferret held his chest, he had always had a weakness for ferals in need. “I’ll find you something to eat.” Kiko dug around his bag. “Fuck I knew I had a sandwich in here somewhere.” The farther in he dug the more his fingers brushed against his precious cargo. He whined, he couldn’t leave the poor dog like that but could he lose another package? “Oh damn it!” He reached dragging out a fat cloth wrapped package. Quickly he looked around making sure nobody was watching as he unwrapped the thing. The dog whined and sniffed the air as it sensed the possibility of a meal. Kiko’s paws shivered as he pulled back the wrapping to reveal a short and fat ram dick, complete with a gold ring through the tip. Below the meat hung a huge pouch filled with grapefruit sized nuts. 

“Here boy Here boy Want some tasty milk?” Kiko cooed as he stroked the short ram chub to get it warmed up. The package respond quickly responded to the stimulation, getting plumper. Just from the musky scent and how swollen the ram’s spuds felt, the ferret could tell it must a been a month since the last time the ram had blown his wad. Drips of milky white leaked out from around the piercing as Kiko lowered the for the dog to lick. Meekly the the stray lapped at the offered nutrition, its broad tongue slurped over the tip, flicking the gold ring. 

“Thats right boy drink up all you want.” Kiko felt the huge balls shift in his paws as they pulled up in their tight pouch. Just a few more licks was all it took for the disembodied ram chub to spasm nearly leaping out of Kiko’s grip as it shot load after load of rich musk filled cream down the dog’s throat. Minutes later the unloading of ram spunk tapered off yet the dog’s appetite was not satisfied. It bit down on the sheep dong and pulled it right out of the startled ferret’s paws. “Hey now! Give that back!” Kiko only intended to let the dog drink but now the dog was dragging the cock and fat balls through the dirt. “come on doggy I need that back” Kiko tried to explain to the canine as watched the dog chew on the member. In its weak state the dog barely was able to make marks on the plumped up sausage. The sight made the ferret’s heart and empty loins flutter. “Oh I guess I can help you out. It’s not like I can return it in this condition anyways.” Kiko knelt down to the dog as it gnawed at the tough dirty meat.

“Here let me help you,” Kiko reached around the ram pole and with a sharp claw split the fuzzy scrotum down the center. Two large egg shaped testicles plopped out into the the ferret’s waiting palms. Blushing Kiko murred softly at the heft and the warmth of the ram orbs. The ram nuts bulged and throbbed as Kiko gave the musky organs a sniff and a squeeze. “You’re one lucky dog I think these are still full,” Kiko chuckled as he nipped the larger nut with his teeth. The ferret resisted digging into the sweet nut meat as he tore through the tough outer shell. Smiling he cracked the nut open and presented a savory treat with creamy meat pilling out the top.

The mutt dropped his mutton pole and pounced, a low happy growl coming out of his muzzle as he licked at the treat. Kiko smiled and set the other treat on the ground after dripping a finger into the meat and pulling out a small sample of the creamy pâté. “MMM tasty!” Kiko murred as he picked up the pathetic looking chew toy. “Ugh I really only meant for you to have a drink,” the ferret spoke softly to the dog. “But I guess you needed those more than some over muscled stud. Huh?” Kiko dipped the grime covered appendage in the fountain and wrinkled his nose. The water and dog teeth had shorted out the portal, and the meat was spoiled with bite marks. “Oh well!” Kiko tossed the ruined cock and patted the dog’s head as he got up.

“So long pup,” Kiko hoisted the much lighter bag on his shoulder and continued on his way. If he had bothered to look back he would see one happy dog and two pigeons fighting over a dirty sausage. The ferret started to wander through the city, every where he went the males were naked, only brightly lit portals adorned their crotches. By the time the ferret courier reached the center of the town, the sun started to set. His feet dragged and his shoulder ached from the heavy bag. “Ahh fuck!” Kiko exclaimed as he looked around. He did not want to be out and about when the sun set. A quick glance around and the ferret’s eyes spied the Toasty Inn. Quickly he hurried through the doors and looked around.
“Not busy good, less chance of being discovered.” Kiko muttered to himself as he walked up to the bar and sat down. A short few minutes later a raccoon, with a belly as round as a keg waddled up.

“Welcome to the Toast Inn. How may I help you tonight?” The coon’s nose wrinkled up smelling the musky scent on the ferret.

“I need a pint of ale, and a room for the night,” Kiko’s paw went to his hip then cursed his luck. “Fuck that bear kept my money!” The ferret whined as the barkeeper’s ears listened in as he filled a glass mug with a frothy ale. 

“Oh we get this often, in this town we usually barter. No pockets for coins,” the coon gave a hearty laugh as he set the glass in front of the ferret. “Do you have something of value to trade?” The raccoon pushed his glasses up on his muzzle as he stared at the bag hanging from Kiko’s shoulder.

“Umm, Hold on!” Kiko dug around in the satchel pulling out some gold tipped pens, and gold leaf stationery. “Will this cover it?” Kiko nervously bit his lip as his offerings were thoroughly examined by the innkeeper, the only other things he had left was the two remaining packages. 

“Hmm I can’t write well so I have no use for these” The raccoon’s fat rolled as he pushed the pen and papers back.

“Ugh!” Kiko stared out at the doors, faint sounds of screeching and unknown groans could be heard from outside. “Will this cover it?” He grunted and dropped a huge silk wrapped package on the bar.

“Now thats more like it!” The innkeeper unwrapped the package first exposing a huge brown furred sack. Drooling the raccoon continued to unwrap his prize. By the time he finished he had a massive bull package lying in front of him. The sack alone looked like it weighed ten pounds and complimented the two and half foot long prime bull cock. The tip drooled heavy amounts of pre onto the counter. 

“Well? Will it work?” The ferret was done, his body ached and he was growing tired of lugging around  such a heavy delivery. Kiko watched as the raccoon inspected every nook and cranny of the bull meat, paying extra attention to that fat bull sack. He scooted over and explored the beef with his paws. His fingers dragged down the sensitive bit under the head and down the shaft. The bull meat spasmed as Kiko’s and the raccoon’s paws played over the meal. “It’s one impressive meal don’t you think?” Kiko chuckled as the bull balls tried to pull up in their sack. The counter became sticky with steer juices as the teasing and exploring made it twitch so close to blow the load its owner been saving up for a month.

“This This is way more than enough. Tell you what, I’ll give you the best room and unlimited food and drink for however long you stay or whenever you come back.” The raccoon spoke as he pulled his paws back eager to get the meals started.

Kiko smiled as he drained his glass of ale and belched, the warm drink numbing aching muscles and quieted that nagging voice in the back of his mind. “Well enjoy, I’m rather tired can I go to my room?” 

“Sure it’s up the stairs and all the way back. You’ll find a soft bed and warm fireplace. If you need anything just holler.” The raccoon picked up the hefty bull prize and carried it off to the kitchen. Once there he dropped it on a cutting board and started to prepare the massive sausage. He started at the tip, slicing the fat purple head cleanly off. He squashed the meat between his finger. “Ughh too spongy into the trash with it.” He threw the spoiled meat away and ran his paw down the bull meat till he reached the point the sausage connected to the fat sack. THUD!! The raccoon slammed his knife cleanly through the shaft freeing it from the bull balls and portal. He sliced the big meat lengthwise then began to dice the meat into small cubes. He dumped the diced bits into an already boiling stew pot. “Might as well give the slop some flavor.” The innkeeper muttered as he picked up a sharp blade. He cut into the huge floppy sack till he could pull the leather covering away from the tender treats. Smacking his lips the raccoon resisted the urge to just dig in and started to prepare a long unused recipe.

Grunting as he first pulled one of the massive spuds out of the sack and admired the size. He plucked the seconded one and set them both into the sinks. He turned the water on over them and murred as he pulled out a large scale. He hefted the machine onto the counter then turned back to his potatoes. He shut the water off and dipped his paws into the cool water and started to wash the blood and musk off the bull spuds. 

The raccoon hoisted one spud onto the scale and whisted. “Damn, five and a half pounds!” He pulled it off and set it on the cutting board as he lifted the second one up for inspection. This one was slightly smaller and was firmer. He plopped it down on the scaled and smiled as it weighed 5 pounds. “Must have been impressive on its owner,” he chuckled.  

“MMM the missus is gonna love this!” The raccoon began by slicing the bull nuts into medallions. He seasoned the rounds with salt and pepper then dredged them in flour and milk. Finally he fried the bull oysters in oil and piled them onto a plate. “I don’t know who you belonged to, but thank you whoever you are, tonight we eat like we haven’t eaten in years.” The raccoon thanked the random bull as he licked his lips. He shivered as he popped one into his muzzle as he retired to his chambers to share the fried mountain oysters with his wife.

Kiko flopped on a immensely comfortable bet and tossed the bag on the floor. It landed with a heavy thud as the last remaining package skidded out. “Hmm?” Kiko leaned off the bed and dragged the biggest package up. “UMPH! Goddamn how the hell does he walk with this thing?”  Kiko’s nimble paws unwrapped the insanely large and heavy package. Sitting above a long fuzzy sheath two melon sized orbs sat in a tight bulging sack. Kiko murred as fresh wave of roo funk washed over him. Smirking the clever ferret got an idea. He maneuvered the roo package till he had access to the bright green portal ring. He fiddled with the ring till it turned blue.

“There now lets see if this works,” Kiko spoke to himself as he pressed the roo bits to his empty groin. Kiko smiled as he heard a click and a pulse of gentle heat. Right away he laid back on the bed and let his paws roam over the melons in his borrowed junk. 

“Holy Fuck yes,” Kiko moaned as he could feel his paws in a weird way. It felt like a feedback loop. He could feel the fat kangaroo nuts straining to burst out of their pouch but he could also feel as if someone was fondling his eggs so many miles away. Moaning the ferret drifted down pulling back on the roo’s sheath flopping out a massive flaccid dick that would make a horse jealous. “Now this is what I’m talking about!” He raised his small paw and gave his huge sack a swat. “GAHH!!” Kiko’s hips bucked up as the cock below him started to drool thick strands of precum. The ferret rubbed at the balls enjoying the ache that was starting to form in both his sets. He balled his fist up and braced himself as he punched the left nut as hard as he could. The ferret nearly retched as burning pain flooded his system. Panting Kiko didn’t let up, he rained down punches all over those bulging cannonballs. His roo cannon blasted shot after shot of sticky cum over the bed and against the wall. 

“Oh God Yes!” Kiko moaned despite the huge amount of pain. The roo nuts despite their size were quite soft and tender. The light brown sack was covered in dark purple bruises as Kiko rolled around in bliss. The double feeling of busting his nuts was driving far past his normal limits. Kiko reaching the limits of his fists looked around the room for something more fun. His eyes spied a heavy beer stein and the fire poker rod for the fireplace. Being the closest object Kiko grabbed the beer stein and bashed it onto his swollen crotch. 

“YELP!!” Kiko screamed as the glass left a huge round welt in his straining sack. The ferret kept bashing his nuts till he was sure they were gonna burst. Even with his balls turned to mush and angry red in color it wasn’t enough for the lil ferret. Tossing the stein aside he yanked one of the sheets off the bed and tied a loop around his fat pouch. He tossed the free end over one of the exposed rafter beams and caught it. “So Long hehe,” Kiko panted as he yanked on the makeshift noose. He grunted as at first the loop tightened around the neck of his damaged nuts. Below the purple sack the massive two foot long roo dong, as thick as the ferret’s waist danced, spraying down the ceiling with seed. As Kiko pulled more onto the rope, his balls started stain in their doomed pouch. 

Slowly inch by inch the ferret’s rear half raised in the air. His cock dangled down between his legs as his sack turned ever darker. Kiko groaned lost in the ecstasy of the moment as he gave the rope a hard yank. For a brief moment his whole body was lifted up off the bed. His whole entire self held up by the thin stretched out skin of his ball sack. After another tug Kiko whimpered, his cock was flooding the bed below him with more cum then should be possible for one beast to produce and his nuts were bulging out of his sack so bad he thought they were gonna pop. 

“Oh FUCK!!” Kiko exclaimed in disbelief as he hung there, his eyes locked onto the thin flesh behind the sheet knot. For a few seconds he hung suspended before it gave away. “AHHH!” Kiko bellowed as the skin tore, leaving him hanging with the sensation of freefall before he slammed down hard into the cum soaked bed.  Panting he looked up just in time to watch as the huge came down smashing into his spent roo cock.

“OWWWWIE!” Kiko jumped a bit as his cock was crushed under the weight of his package. The abused nuts themselves rolled out a torn pouch. With his paws trembling, Kiko reached out pulling one of the bruised fruit onto his chest. The other melon rolled between his legs as he licked the roo testicle as big as his own head. Kiko shivered in delight at the rich taste. Murring the ferret nibbled into the huge treat, slowly making a hole into the tender meat inside. “Damn no wonder everybody wants these things!” Kiko pushed his muzzle into the hole and started chewing cleaning out the nut meat till only a hollow shell remained. Kiko belched his stomach overfull with roo. The ferret reached between his legs and pulled the second nut close enough to kiss. “I’m gonna save you for breakfast tasty thing,” Kiko giggled as he snuggled up to the roo testicle using it as a pillow.    
Kiko sank back into the bed and passed out from exhaustion, his only remaining thoughts was he was going to be very busy making more deliveries into town, but first he had to make it home safely for some fun time with his own package.