Professionally Perverse Policing Written by Klesk Vadrigaar "Does it have to be like this? Surely we can work something out!" Balros queried, leaning forward to give the best puppy eyes and innocent smile he could manage through the cage wall of the police cruiser. In the driver's seat, Officer Judy Hopps slowly trailed her eyes up to the reflection in the rear view mirror. To the squirrel's expression of pure childish adorableness she gave her best scowl. "Come on! I didn't corrupt that many folk!" Balros whimpered. Judy took advantage of having to stop at a red light to bury her face in her hands. "An entire neighborhood in the jungle district is going to be needing serious medical treatment for who knows how long thanks to you! Sweet cheese and crackers, that had to be at least 80 citizens just from what I saw!" Balros paused as if offended by this. "80? I KNOW I counted more than that when I was...I mean...." The squirrel coughed awkwardly as Judy glared at him in the rear view mirror. "Well my point still stands! That's way less than I usually manage." Judy groaned as she turned at the sign pointing to downtown. The traffic was slow going, meaning it was going to take her a while to get to the ZPD HQ, which meant she was in for a lovely time having to listen to the psychotic monster in the back. She looked in the mirror again at Balros, shaking her head at the squirrel's lack of clothing (she'd been forced to tackle him to the floor, slap the cuffs on and haul him to her cruiser before he could find anything to cover himself with), meaning the obscenely oversized balls and ridiculously enormous cock of his was proudly on display for her to see through the cage grating. "Just...why? What was with the giant tits on everyone? And the dicks! And the balls! Why did you make them all bigger than the animals they were attached to? And why the heck did you have to give so many to each of your victims??" She asked, still clearly shaken from what she'd witnessed while arresting Balros. Balros could only look at her in bewilderment as he shrugged. "I didn't hear anyone complaining. Actually I believe quite a few were screaming for more as they enjoyed my gifts." The squirrel chittered his teeth as he realized something. "Uh, on that, you might want to call a clean up crew to join the emergency response personnel you radioed for. That neighbourhood might be getting a little flooded right about now." Judy sighed heavily as she pulled up behind a van and had to stop again. She thought about flicking on her cruiser's lights and sirens. Clear a path for herself so she didn't need to spend a second longer with Balros than she needed to. The bunny's ears sank with her spirits as she thought it over and concluded that would probably be marked against her since technically this was not an emergency situation. "I don't know how I'm going to write my report on this. Dear Frith, all those boobs, and dicks!!" Balros cocked an eyebrow at Judy's tone. His tail repeatedly brushed across the seat in contemplation. "Mmmhmm, it's kind of my speciality. I know there's beauty to be found in all types of bodies..." The squirrel leaned forward, pressing his face against the cage. "But seriously, you haven't lived till you've experienced the pleasure of rocking a pair or two of HH cups, along with three or so feet of fat tube steak." Judy looked sickened at the idea as the van in front inched forward. She gave thanks and tapped the gas, only for the van to stop again after a foot or so and thus force her to do the same. "Yeah, I'm sure." She grunted. Balros smirked. "Are you? Well there's ways of being sure..." He let the statement hang unfinished. Judy's nose twitched and her fur bristled as she waited, and waited for him to continue. She looked behind at Balros but the squirrel merely sat back down and looked out the window. Judy was forced to turn her attention back to the road as the van began moving again and she thus could inch herself closer to her destination. Taking a deep breath, Justy adjusted her armored police vest, finding it felt a little more snug all of a sudden. "That still doesn't explain the ones you gave extra heads to. Or the extra arms. Or the tails. Or where you...sweet Frith...you merged two bodies together!" Balros nodded without protest. "All have their benefits. Two heads gives you double the field of view, double the brain power, more mouths to please people with." The squirrel replied matter of factly. "Extra arms are pretty self explanatory. Extra legs and tails both come in handy for certain tasks. As for merging folk together, well, how is that any different to when siblings become bonded? Or it's ruled two beings need to stay together for their mental and emotional well being? Rather hypocritical to begrudge me for doing what society does anyway, don't you think?" Judy scowled as she inched a little further forward, and stopped again. She pawed absently at her vest, loosening it as she felt herself struggling to breathe. It was like a weight was slowly growing on her chest...and her stomach. She wrote it off as just her unease and disbelief at what Balros was saying. "That is NOT in any way the same thing!!" She shouted, cursing under her breath as the traffic continued to drag along at a snail's pace. Her chest was feeling so damn heavy all of a sudden, and her clothes so uncomfortably tight. She checked in the rear view mirror, saw Balros was still staring out the window. Sighing in resignation, Judy unbuckled her police vest and exhaled as she was momentarily alleviated of the sense of asphyxiating. "Well okay it may not be to everyone's liking I admit, just most of them." The squirrel stated in a feigned distracted tone. "If you feel differently, what would you prefer?" Judy looked into the mirror again, finding herself now locking eyes with Balros as a smirk trailed across his face. "I could swear, when you kicked in the door of the couple I was having fun with, your first exclamation at seeing the tits I'd graced them with was a resounding 'WOW!'...or was that perhaps their huge pregnant bellies?" Judy tore her eyes from the mirror and pushed the cruiser forward as traffic began moving again. She gripped the wheel with one hand while her other reached to pull the zipper of her suit down, revealing an ever growing amount of grey furred cleavage pushing the garment apart. "You've got a man in your life, don't you? Gotten to the point of discussing kids? Having a family?" Balros queried. Judy stared daggers at him. "That is none of your business!" She declared, then winced as the bloated feeling of her stomach...and...dammit even her groin was feeling odd now. Judy shuddered as she contemplated what that might mean. "I'll take that as a yes then." He snickered. "In which case I can imagine you at least find the idea of pregnancy appealing. Carrying young, having your tits get all heavy and fat with milk? It's quite beautiful ain't it?" Balros grinned wider as he saw Judy squirming. He could make out her uniform expanding on both sides of her torso as her tits kept growing...along with her belly. "Or maybe you'd prefer to be the one making the kids, rather than popping them out?" Judy ground her teeth together, feeling her body getting hotter by the second. She tried to pretend Balros wasn't getting to her...yet as she felt her now FF cup breasts spill out of her uniform, resting full and heavy atop her doming belly...and then of course there was the issue of her pants as something else was growing itself up between her legs. "Ngh...fuck this!" She finally snarled, flipping on the cruiser's lights and sirens. "Bogo can chew me out later." True to their nature as law abiding citizens, the other drivers around Judy began moving their vehicles out of her way. A glorious stretch of clear road opened itself up before the bunny, allowing her to gun her cruiser and drive at speeds probably not safe for downtown commuting to the ZPD. Balros politely covered his giggles with a hand as Judy charged into the ZPD's underground parking, pushing herself out of the driver's seat and then dragging him by his cuffed hands out of the back. He courteously offered no resistance as she led him through the building, either ignorant of, or trying to ignore, her freely bouncing HH cups, and the fact her pants were coming apart from the dual expansion of her belly and crotch. "Not even going to interrogate me?" He asked as Judy hauled him to the holding cells, signalling the guard to open the gate for her. The guard took a moment to stare at the rapidly growing bunny's new assets. She shot him a death glare that told him of what fate would befall him if he didn't let her through. "I can do that just fine down here." She said while leading the squirrel past several occupied cells. Again the commentary on her tits, belly and emerging cock fell on deaf ears. "Least this way there's a good solid set of iron bars between you and everyone else." "Awwww. But it's looking like you need my help more than ever now!" Balros lamented as the two came to a vacant cell. Judy removed the cuffs from Balros then practical kicked him into the chamber, breathing a sigh of relief as the sturdy cell door slid closed between them. "Oh I'll be getting help from you. I still have questions to ask." Judy said, placing her hands on her hips Her breasts sat with perfect perkiness like two beach balls of soft grey fur with hard pink nipples. Her belly held the flawless round enormity of a mother to be that was mere days away from popping out a little in the double digits. Even the peeks of the pink schlong and grey balls working themselves out of her lower garments hinted at further picturesque beauty. "In which case, might I offer a bit of quid pro quo?" Balros smiled again as he reached through the bars and poked at Judy's growing hard on. "You definitely have some pressure building there that needs relieving. How about I pump you for seed while you pump me for information?" Judy silently facepalmed, biting down on the growing pain in her loins as her new maleness ran out of room in her pants. "I'm guessing that's the only way you're going to talk?" She grumbled. "Pretty much." Balros snidely replied as he grabbed for Judy's pants and broke the zipper apart. Judy held her ground and clamped her mouth shut on her moans as Balros helped release her new two foot long erection. "Daaaamn. Maybe it was a good thing you dragged me out of that neighbourhood before my pheromones went to work on you. Probably would've shamed a lot of the folk with this monster!" Judy clenched her fists as Balros vigorously rubbed over her length. It felt maddeningly sensitive, which made sense as it was brand new. The rabbit's balls pushed her pants the rest of the way off her legs as they grew heavy and huge with seed. "Is this what you do? Ngh. Just terrorise cities at random?" She demanded in between choked moans. Balros poked his nose through the bars, smelling the intoxicating aroma of Judy's penis as he continued to jerk her off. "Absolutely not!" He said in offence. "Cities are too sparsely populated for my usual antics, so I go for entire worlds." Balros chortled. "Also 'terrorise' is such an annoying buzzword. I see it more as improving a population's ability to keep their numbers up and survive." Judy glared at Balros, who in turn simply lapped at the pre beginning to spill from her penis. "Entire...worlds? Ooooh. You're some kind of world hopping...grgh...alien?" Balros tutted playfully. "No I'm a squirrel. Just a plain old overly friendly squirrel. The world hopping is more a circumstantial benefit gifted by my best friend...and overly bitchy mistress." He rolled his eyes. Judy realised this might be something she'd want to record. Her hand frantically searched for her favorite carrot pen, finding it was still, thankfully, clipped to her shirt pocket. Her fingers shook as she pressed the record button. "Your...friend...ooooh...meaning there's more of you?" Balros did not answer. Indeed his gaze averted as if he wasn't sure how to respond. "Erm...maybe. I left a few thousand of me on the last world I visited...but knowing Echoen she's probably cleaned them all up...again." He sighed and licked Judy's cock again. "To be fair though, I think one of me is enough for this world. Means more space for you." Judy blinked, then let out a gasp as Balros mouthed her dick. His fingers felt like maddeningly pleasurable needles, dancing and pricking the bunny's dick as they ran up and down. His mouth was hot, wet, and sooo damn scintillating. "More of...ngh..me?" Balros 'mmmmed' his confirmation. "Why not? You're an upstanding, morally sound enforcer of the law. Proved your durability in a scrape if the news articles on you are any indication. If there's anything bad about you it's that there's currently only one of you." The squirrel grinned as he dragged his tongue across the pulsing head of Judy's penis. "But I can correct that." Judy shuddered. Her feet were feeling weak from the waves upon waves of pleasure. Her balls felt like they were boiling in demand for release. Her tits quaked as she felt the pressure building up in them, and milk beginning to leak from her nipples. "Cor...Correct that...really?" She said, now sounding almost regretful at her doubt. Balros smiled. "Cum for me...and I'll show you." He sucked her cock again, really working on giving it all the suction his mouth could manage. It proved to be too much. Judy orgasmed a great surge of her rich, fresh seed all over the squirrel. It was more than enough for him to work with as Judy collapsed on the ground, her body robbed of strength by the force of her orgasm as her cum continued to blast from her cock. Balros wasted no time. He put his perverse skills to use, fashioning the raw material into a fitting new lifeform as Judy's orgasm tapered off. The squirrel also made sure to ramp up his pheromones to finish washing away all lingering doubts and misgivings that might be plaguing Judy's mind. He wanted her to view his little gift to her with an unbiased opinion after all. Judy finally got her breath back as her orgasm tapered off. She registered the creak of the cell door being opened, but from the inside. The bunny pushed herself back up, blinking as she was presented with...herself. Specifically she saw it was a freshly created clone of herself, with all her new attributes on fine display as it closed the cell door behind and locked it again to make sure Balros wasn't going anywhere (not that the squirrel seemed to care). "Now isn't that better? With two of you around you can accomplish double the police work..." Balros smirked. "That is, if you want to just stop at two..." Judy felt her mind cloud as her clone extended its hand. She grabbed it, let her other self help her to her feet, and then help her dispense with the cum splattered remains of her uniform. Judy stared in awe at the mirror image of her features, her mind coming up with ideas she'd never have considered before. The clone smiled and gently cupped her face to kiss her in greeting. Judy found herself being pushed away by her cock now rising up for a second round. "Stop...Stop...Stop at two...." She gasped, then felt herself settle into a zen like state. "No....no two of me is not going to be enough." Judy turned to look at the other morphs in their cells. They stared at her and her clone, voicing their opinions about the very unsettling happenings. Judy didn't hear any of it as she took her clone's hand. "We need to make more." She stated, shivering in delight as her mind settled into what she now realised was the most obvious and perfect course of action. Balros tactfully kept his silence as the two herm bunnies stepped to the cells on either side, opening the cell doors and entering to show the protesting occupants how much more they could be doing for Zootopia, if only they were more like its start police bunny. Balros noticed Judy's carrot pen lying on the ground by her shirt. He reached through the bars and delicately snapped it up. "Okay..." He mused while pressing the 'record' button. "To all the major news outlets in Zootopia, by the time you hear this, things will be smoothly underway. My name is Balros, and I'd like to explain how your world is going to change..."