It has been many years since Jake had sexual interactions with someone, and now he is wondering what it would be like going back in time having a relationship with an ancient creature, since the relationship with a regular person wasn’t satisfying and did not last long. He then had an idea of having an actual relationship with a prehistoric animal, if the relationship goes well, he’ll probably stay in the specific time period for the rest of his life. He started his dimension / time gun, then selected the early ice age, which for some strange reason said there’s prehistoric life below the ice. Jake decided to just go with the flow, then went through the portal. Once he went through the portal, he gazed upon the beauty of the prehistoric land underneath the ice, when suddenly he felt hot breath blowing through his hair. When he turned around, he saw the Mother T. Rex from the third ice age movie. Jake’s eyes widened, realizing that he was in her territory, alongside her was also her babies. Mamma T. Rex growled, then let out a huge roar, Jake screamed, not knowing what to do, then Mamma T. Rex opened her mouth, snatched Jake inside her mouth, then swallowed him whole. Jake panicked, all he could see was darkness, he remembered he brought an emergency kit, and turned on his flashlight, knowing that he was in the stomach of the Mother T. Rex. Jake had no idea what to do, should he just stand still and get digested, or should he crawl through her intestines and out her dinosaur butt? He then gazed upon the Mother T. Rex’s last meal, which only revealed a skeleton, Jake immediately decided to go down and dirty into the bowels of the large predator than die. He found the entrance towards the intestines, then crawled through them. Meanwhile, Mamma T. Rex felt a strange sensation in her lower body, it didn’t feel like she had to poop, but the strange feeling she was feeling was in her mating area. Meanwhile, Jake looks around, wondering which part of the predator he’s in, he starts feeling around, noticing there isn’t any excrement around where he is, instead he found the horrifying truth that he’s in the most sensitive part in the dinosaur’s body, the cloaca. He panicked of what he was going to do, he then had an idea of making the T. Rex ovulate to get him out, so he started wiggling around, moving his body back and forth, just like a male T. Rex’s genitalia would have. Then the Mamma T. Rex felt a roaring sensation in her cloaca that she hasn’t felt in years, she felt like her private area was going to explode, so she bent over towards a big tree with her tail up, then signaled her kids to get out of the way, as if something white and gooey what about to squirt out. Her cloaca opened up, with a few drops of white stuff coming out, she then made a loud roar that echoed through the jungle, then a large amount of white stuff came out, spreading like a fire hose. When Mamma T. Rex was finally relieved, she started to catch her breath from pushing so hard, when she turned around, she spotted a strange life form she never seen before, stuck to the tree, covered in her stuff, she then approached him, growling fiercely over what he had done to her, Jake then said to himself “Uh oh, this is not going to end well!”