I heard Xandria burp loudly and set down an empty bottle of beer on the table. I grinned at her, "You guys need another beer?"

"Hell yeah!" The sexy dragoness grinned back. 

Xandria and her brother Xan a had come over about an hour ago, just hanging out and fooling around, having a couple beers with me as I was getting the grill going. They both had bright blue scales, dark underbellies and wings, and teal hair, maws, and naughty parts!

I had met the Camroth twins a few months back, and we'd been great friends ever since. I thought my sister and I were the kinkiest pair of scalies around, but they definitely gave us a run for our money.

We'd been hanging out almost every weekend, getting filthy and having a great time. My family was out of town for a couple days, leaving the house to myself. I had called up Xan, inviting him and his sis to come over for a good, old-fashioned raptor cookout. 

It was a nice, warm summer evening. I didn't mind the heat, even if I was getting a little sweaty at the grill. I was barbequing a perfect feast for three hungry friends; a few dozen chicken wings and a bunch of thick, juicy burgers.

Even better, they had a perverted streak just as big as mine. There was just something perfect about spending a Friday evening grilling with two of my best friends in the open air out in the yard.

All of us were wearing shorts and loose summer clothes, though they wouldn't be staying on too much longer. The dragon twins were sitting at the glass-topped table there in the back yard and I was grilling at the barbeque next to them.

"Here, help me finish this one," I stepped toward her, holding my own half-full bottle. I held the bottle up to her lips and tipped it up for her, watching her drink it all down her gullet. I could see how sweaty her boobs were under her little cut-off t-shirt as a couple drops of beer dripped onto them.

"Hang on, got a little more in here," I set the bottle down and casually thumbed down the waist of my shorts, letting my mostly-stiff raptor cock spring up right in her face. I gave a push, and a nice warm stream of salty piss started flowing out right into the dragoness' waiting mouth.

She gave a naughty smile while drinking it down eagerly, swallowing it all in a big gulp, licking her lips. "Mmmf... it tastes even better the second time," she murred.

I grinned to her brother. "Xan, you need another too?" The male dragon burped loudly in response. "Sure!"

I aimed my cock over to him, pissing again, and this time it arced a few feet through the air before splashing messily into his maw. I still managed to get most of it in his mouth, not that he minded one bit when some of it splattered over his face and chest.

 I finished the stream, purposefully letting the last few drops leak out and drip into Xandria's lovely cleavage. "Ok, be right back," I hopped inside and grabbed another three beers, as well as some sauce and seasoning for the meat.

I passed my dragon friends two of the bottles and opened the third one for myself. "Guys, just, thanks for coming over. This is awesome," I couldn't stop grinning at them.

"Are you kidding? Free barbeque and beer?" Xan chuckled. "And getting filthy with my favorite raptor bro? It's gonna be a great night." 

Xandria raised her beer and we all clinked the bottles. "To kinky new friends!" Xandria cheered.

I finished turning the meat on the grill and closed the lid for a few minutes. "Speaking of which," I glanced back and forth between them. "You guys as sweaty as I am?"

Both of them nodded with eager grins. "Mm, I could go for some salty scales," I stepped around to Xan's side and nuzzled under his arm. He eagerly lifted it up for me, exposing the glistening sweat on the scales of his armpit. I nuzzled in and sniffed deeply, truly enjoying my friend's musky sweat, dragging my tongue slowly along those slick scales.

We were both getting excited as I rubbed my talons over his sexy body - he had such a big, fat dragon cock bulging in his shorts, definitely bigger than mine. I slurped my tongue up to kiss him deep on the lips, sharing that salty, musky flavor on my tongue.

Xandria was watching excitedly at us two guys making out. I watched her tug at her shorts, showing off a nice flash of her teal-blue pussy, glistening with sweat and sticky juices. "Boys want some pussy sweat?" She teased us, spreading her legs open wide on the table. Both me and Xan tugged her legs toward us, barely even breaking our kiss as we went in to slurp that hot dragoness cunt.

We licked our tongues on those tasty pussy lips, as sweaty and musky as her bro's armpits, meeting each other again in a sticky kiss around her clit. "Here's a little treat," She murred, arching her back and letting out a hot stream of beer-flavored piss gush out of her pussy. I loved my kinky friends, both Xan and I bathing in the flowing stream of his sister's hot piss pouring out into our faces.

Soon we were snowballing it back and forth, dripping from both our jaws down onto our bulging cocks. I could see her pushing to finish the stream, her tailhole ripping out a nice fart that blasted into both our faces as she moaned in satisfaction.

"Pretty good," I grinned up at her, still lapping the sweet and sticky juices covering her wet puss. "I think mine's still the best though," I smirked, standing back up in front of the twin brother and sister.

I finally dropped my shorts to the ground, letting them see my stiff and drooling cock, before turning around and lifting up my tail. I bent forward a little, reaching back and grabbing one side of my buttcheeks in front of them, showing off my my hot, sweaty, musky asshole.

Both of the dragons nuzzled forward, dragging their teal-colored tongues through my sweaty buttcrack, rubbing their faces into the musky feathers and scales deep in there. "It's pretty good bro," Xan wagged his tail, helping to spread the other side, making room for him and sis to both start rimming my pucker.

I bit my lip, feeling my cock just drooling strings of pre at the double rimjob from my kinky dragon friends. They worked it so nicely - I could feel the incestuous dragon twins making out with each other and my tailhole at the same time, slurping their tongues in and out.

It was getting me so worked up, I almost forgot about the grill. With both dragons nuzzling and slurping my rump, I pushed out and farted loudly into their faces, making both of them murr and giggle in delight.

I pushed harder, feeling a nice thick log sliding out of my tailhole. My dragon friends both started licking and sucking on it just like it was a cock, taking turns biting and chewing it before they would trade mouthfuls of my own steaming raptor shit, staining their muzzles a filthy brown. All in a casual evening for some kinky friends...

I could feel Xandria hungrily licking into my ass for more when I had to step away and reach over to the grill. "Mmmh... that's enough you guys, dinner's about ready. Don't wanna spoil your appetites," I grinned at the incestuous dragon siblings, both of them still hungrily lapping my own shit out of each other's maws.

"Mmf, I'm starving bro!" Xan wagged his tail while they sat back at the table.

I grabbed a plate and tongs and started pulling chicken wings off the grill. "Honestly, wings are my favorite," I was almost drooling with hunger at the thought of some delicious hot wings. I had cooked up quite a few, making a nice big pile of juicy wings and drumsticks.

"I need some help with the sauce on these bad boys," I glanced at the Camroths. "Xandria, get your butt up on the table." 

The slutty dragoness grinned eagerly as she climbed up onto the round frosted-glass table. I quickly grabbed her shorts and tugged them off, leaving her incredibly hot and sexy 'ness booty right at eye level with me. Her teal-blue asshole and pussy were on full display, drooling with excitement at a kinky dinner with her brother and raptor friend.

"Usually I'd just have my sister here for this," I reached two of my claws toward her pussy, slipping them easily into her sticky cunt, pumping them in and out to get them slathered in her juices. "But I think you'll do fine," I slapped her butt hard enough to make her squawk.

Next, my sticky claws were headed a few inches up to her tailhole. She huffed as I slipped them into her back door, that slick pussy juice making a perfect lube, giving that hole the same treatment, twisting my talons as I fingered her quickly.

"This is a special family recipe," I smirked at her brother Xan who was watching delightedly, one paw stroking his big dragon cock sticking out of his shorts. I pulled my fingers out of Xandria's butt and gave them a taste, then reached over and grabbed a bottle of buffalo wing sauce.

I opened it up and brought the mouth of the bottle right to Xandria's sticky blue asshole. She squeaked, feeling the smooth glass, then suddenly gasped out at the heat of the sauce I was now pouring right into her butt.

"Nnngh! Oh fuck-- hrrhhhh! It's hot!" She whined out loudly, panting, her face blushing red as she started to sweat. 

"Trust me, it's worth it," I laughed and scritched her sweaty buttcrack, still keeping the bottle of wing sauce plugged in her ass, dumping almost the whole thing into her rectum.

She only whined and panted more at the burning heat inside her ass, but her pussy was just getting more wet all the while. I finally pulled the empty bottle out, watching as a nice trickle of the hot sauce dripped down toward her cunt.

Xan was fapping even harder watching me using his sis to sauce up some wings. I grinned at him, "Told you it'd be good," as I grabbed the bottle of ranch dressing.

By now, they could probably guess where it was going. A nice full bottle of cool, creamy ranch all being pumped inside Xandria's burning hot tailhole. I started squeezing the dressing out into her butt, all of us giggling at the sloppy farting noises the bottle of ranch made as I was emptying it into her back door.

"Nnnhhf! F-feels better..." The dragoness squealed out as her rectum was partially soothed from the aching hot sauce inside her.

"I think we're ready, bro," I set down the big plate of wings at her side, the dragoness still face-down, ass-up on the outdoor table. I grabbed one of the drumsticks and brought it right up to her quivering tailhole. I pushed it and popped inside, twirling it to get it coated in sauce before I pulled it out again.

She squeaked and moaned, some creamy ranch bubbling out of her pucker while I quickly chewed and slurped the wing down to the bone. "Perfect! Xan, come get some," I smiled at my kinky dragon friend.

He stood beside me, both of us taking turns dunking chicken wings into his sister's tailhole. Each time she would whine and squirm at the hot meat and bones getting dunked in her butt, stirring up that blend of buffalo sauce and cool ranch.

I even reached over and grabbed Xan's cock with my paw covered in sauces, jerking him off sloppily while we were both devouring the meaty hot wings. "Mmm, let's stuff all these inside her and cum in her ass," The kinky dragon licked his lips and kissed me with his jaws covered in sauce.

"You read my mind, bro," I kissed him deeply even as we were both chewing and swallowing. Both of us worked to shove the remaining dozen or so chicken wings inside Xandria's pucker, our cocks rock hard, poking and slapping her buttcheeks and leaking pre all over her thighs and pussy.

It was so much fun shoving the different shapes and textures of wings into her rump, her hole drooling sauces all the while. "Here Xan, I'll get these, why don't you give her a little sample up front," I grinned and grabbed what was left of the hot sauce bottle, dumping the rest over Xan's cock next to me. He bit his lip at the hot sauce now covering his dick, huffing and panting as he stepped around front of his sister.

I watched her groan as he casually shoved his cock into the back of her mouth, making her suck it deep, slurping it clean of that hot sauce drooling all over his big cock. That was my cue to aim my own stiff cock up to her rump, bracing myself before I would push inside the sloppy load of wings and sauce.

It was still full of chicken wings as I started penetrating her ass with my dick, feeling the wings sliding all around my cock and stretching against her painfully spicy walls. Me and her brother shared a naughty grin, kissing once more with the dragoness in between us, spit roasting her.

I gave a quick, hard fucking to her butt, really mixing those wings up inside her and getting them covered with all that sloppy ranch and sauce, spurting and gushing out of her tailhole when I shoved it in hard.

The dragoness was moaning and squeaking, huffing around her brother's cock fucking her muzzle. I'm sure that wing sauce must have really been burning her rump, it was definitely hot as fuck on my cock, making me sweat all over, achingly sensitive down to my balls.

There was enough of the sloppy grease and juices leaking out of her rear and drooling down to her pussy for me to finger her with some of the hot sauce, making sure both her holes would be constantly throbbing with the heat. Xan was still pouring out the last of the buffalo sauce right onto his cock and down her jaws, making her drool snot and stringy saliva, all the better to suck him off with.

 I couldn't wait to add my own special flavor to the mix inside her butthole, growling as I started cumming hard, my cock aching and burning in the hot sauce, but feeling so incredibly good with all that hot meat gripped inside her pucker.

For my first load of the evening, I could feel myself cumming at least as much as the sauce and ranch left inside her ass, churning into the mixture and really coating all that meat with my hot raptor sperm.

Xan didn't take long to shoot either, holding his cock right in the back of her throat and holding her muzzle shut with a paw around it, jizzing so much that it quickly overfilled her throat and started gushing out of her nose. I loved the sight, just making me cum even harder inside her rump.

Finally when we had both finished and pulled our cocks out, Xandria panted for breath. "You guys are fucking crazy! Mmmmff... I love it..." I just slapped her ass again and moved the plate back under her ass. 

"Just a regular raptor family cookout," I gave a little squeeze to her clit and slipped my thumb inside her pussy. "And hey, I saved the best wings for you. Just gotta shit 'em out for me." 

She growled lustfully, wriggling her rump back and forth. She leaned back onto her haunches, squatting in position right over the waiting plate. It also put me and Xan in a good position to stand in front of her and slap her tits and muzzle with our dicks. 

Looking down one more time, jerking her brother's cock in paw while I was poking her nipples with my own, Xandria gave a determined moan and pushed on her butthole. It opened up with the most lewd, sloppy fart imaginable, squirting out a sloppy cocktail of ranch, wing sauce and cum that just splattered and oozed over the plate below.

It was getting us both horny enough, and her hungry enough, apparently, that she grabbed both our dicks and pulled them into her muzzle, a hot double blowjob for both our sauce-covered cocks, slurping all that grease and anal jizz off mine.

She gave another one of those sloppy, splattering farts, moaning louder with both our dicks in her mouth, bringing joy to my heart as I got to watch her shitting out a train of cum-slathered buffalo wings, all piling up nicely on that plate below.

She had to work to push each one out, moaning and panting and sweating as she sucked both our cocks together, Xan and I both working to fuck her gullet, making her gag and retch even as she was still shitting out hot wings and sauce.

"Whew!" Xan was watching in horny delight, the dragon kissing me deeply again while both our cocks throbbed and drooled on his sister's tongue. "Mmmf, holy shit, that's fucking hot, sis..." 

She just grinned, snorting more cum out of her nose that she just licked back onto our cocks. Giving one more big push, another huge, rippling fart exploded from her asshole, blowing out the rest of that ranch and cum dripping her aching pucker. She wasn't done though, clenching her shitter and moaning as she worked out a fat, heavy log of her own, the dragoness's shit landing heavily on the plate and curling a nice circle around all the wings.

She farted one last time, a fat, drooling load of cum plopping out of her gaping hole onto the big log covering half the plate. Still licking and slurping our cocks, she grinned and reached down, grabbing one of the extra sloppy wings, bringing it right up and biting into it. 

My cock throbbed even harder watching the sexy girl eating that food I'd just made, especially covered in a fresh layer of jizz inside her own rump. "Oh yeah... these are perfect, boys," She giggled, grabbing a few more and chewing them down. As much as we'd enjoyed dunking them in her butt, it was tempting to try them again freshly covered in my own cum and dragoness scat.

Both me and Xan grabbed one and fed them to each other, licking each other's snouts clean even as we were still chewing. All of us were kinda getting runny noses from the buffalo sauce, making it that much more tempting to lick inside each other's snouts, only making it worse with the hot sauce on our tongues.

Xan leaned forward when his sister was about to bite into a wing, casually snorting out of both nostrils, a thick stringy wave of snot blowing out, splattering her right in the face and covering the chicken she was about to eat. She just licked along her lips and took a big bite, swallowing it all eagerly and following up with a french kiss to her horny brother, their tongues practically fighting over the meat still in their teeth, just like I liked to do with my sis.

I watched the stringy snot drooling between their tongues and I felt pretty lucky, running into another pair of kinky brother-sister scaly twins that could keep up with me and Felicia. I also fucking loved wings so much and I was slurping both their maws to catch any extra sauce or ranch that I could.

Finally we had cleaned the plate, dumping the remains of her shit log and the messy, cum-filled sauce right into Xandria's mouth and making out in a three-way kiss to share it all, all three of us sporting rather messy jaws and snouts.

I took a sniff towards the grill, finally pulling back from my dragon friends for a moment. "Good timing guys, I think the burgers are done. You can help with these too," I glanced down at the filthy mess dripping from my jaws and covering half my body from our horny threesome. 

I had cooked up three big, juicy burgers for each of us, the meat sizzling nicely on the grill as I lifted each patty onto a plate. Both the dragons were still looking ravenous after our little appetizer. I brought the meat over to the table and sat them down next to Xandria.

"Open your maw for me," I grinned at the dragoness who did as I asked. I dumped the entire plate of burgers right into her jaws, grease and all, making her whine at how hot they were. I reached over and grabbed a bottle of ketchup and mustard, handing one of them to Xan.

"Now we just gotta squirt these in and give that meat some flavor. In her nose, I mean." Both the dragons murred lustfully at that second comment, even Xandria with her mouth full of juicy meat.

"And make sure to chew them up good for us," Xan growled playfully down to his sister. He was holding the ketchup bottle and I had the mustard, and we pushed them both forward into Xandria's nostrils. She really whined when we gave them both a big squeeze, flooding her nose with the sloppy condiments and pouring out the back of her throat.

She was making the most awkward expressions as me and Xan giggled like naughty boys. Still she was being a good girl and chewing through all the thick burger meat, making sure it was nicely covered in the sauce. We gave the bottles another good squirt, Xandria gagging as some of the nasty mess drooled from her jaws.

"Mmm... you guys like jizz on your burgers?" I teased the twins, knowing Xan would wag his tail and the dragoness on the table would eagerly nod yes.

"Good, 'cuz you two have really given me a snout-fucking fetish," I pulled Xandria's head a little lower so she was level with me and Xan's cocks in her face.

"Oooh, nice..." Xan licked his lips. "She loves cocks in her nose," He grinned down, teasing his own sister with his big, drooling dragon cock rubbing against her snout. The sight of her chewing up all that meat and sauce in her jaws was really getting me turned on too, now with both our stiff shafts ready to plunge into her nose, still dripping with drooling snot and condiments.

We lined them up with her nostrils, ready to push in at the same time. All that ketchup and mustard we'd squirted down her nose was already making a perfect lube, not to mention how much it was burning her sinuses, making a constant supply of thick stringy snot oozing out to surround our cocks.

It made such a nice wet sticky sound as we both penetrated her nostrils, pushing slowly but steadily deep within her snout, just the perfect length for our cocks to reach in deep, drooling precum down the back of her throat.

I gazed down on the incredibly lewd and sexy sight - Xandria with her head on the table, mouth stuffed full of juicy hamburger meat, whining and moaning with both me and Xan's cocks stuffed into her nostrils. It felt so nasty inside her snout with all that mustard and ketchup slopping around our penises.

We gave them both a good deep fucking while Xandria panted and choked, barely able to gasp in a breath with all that meat in her mouth and cocks plugging her nose, gagging on the sloppy mess of condiments oozing down into her maw and gullet. Xan and I looked down, enjoying the nasty sight of her maw full of chewed-up meat and sauce with her helplessly drooling around it all.

It made me want to stuff my cock right inside, but I also wanted to shoot my load inside her nose. I felt one of Xan's paws grab my butt as he leaned over and kissed me deep on the lips, both of us eagerly lapping up each other's drool and hot-sauce flavored maws and tongues.

It didn't take much longer for me to cum from the hot and raunchy nose-fucking, Xan keeping right up with me so we could both shoot inside his sister's snout. I flexed my cock deep inside her nose, riding on the pulsing waves of hot cum squirting out of my cock, still feeling extra sensitive from that coating of buffalo sauce inside her ass.

Jizzing inside her snout was a wonderful feeling on its own, Xan quickly joining me, both of us pumping a massive amount of fresh creamy cum right through the back of her nose, gushing out into her maw and throat.

Xandria gagged and moaned even louder, just letting herself choke on it, and I was sure that the kinky dragoness was having the time of her life getting absolutely used in such filthy ways. Within moments, our cum had soaked through all the meat she was still chewing in her jaws, starting to pump and drool out of her lips.

She did a good job of holding most of it in, just chewing it right into the burger meat and sauce she'd already been working on. We knew it would be perfect. Not even needing to say anything, me and Xan pulled our cocks out of her gaping, cum-drooling nostrils, both of us climbing right down and diving into a three-way feast from Xandria's jaws.

All three of us were growling and murring in messy scaly heaven, all of us climbing on top of the table together, breaking a few plates and glasses in the way. It was the best kind of all-out filthy threesome, freely groping and fingering each other's messy bodies while we all shared the main course of delicious burgers and jizz right from her maw.

I grabbed what was left in the mustard and ketchup bottles and squirted out the rest on Xandria's face, tits, and in her mouth for us all to slurp up and just making an even messier, sloppier lube for us to grind on each and rub all over our bodies.

A moment later, and I felt Xan's big dragon cock poking at my tailhole. I had been eating enough to have a nice big fart to welcome him, blasting it out over his cock, which he answered by shoving forward and plowing open my back door.

I moaned and clenched down on him - my own cock achingly hard with Xandria laying beneath me, and I eagerly slipped inside of her pussy, all of us growling with lust.

There was still plenty to eat from her maw even as the three of us were all fucking each other, Xan leaning in over my shoulder in the lusty three-way sloppy kiss, all of us gulping down mouthfuls of meat, sauce, and cum.

I wouldn't always do this to a lady, but we all seemed to be feeling kinky enough, and I just burped long and loudly into Xandria's face, even making myself blush at what a lewd raptor these two were turning me into!

The dragoness just laughed, now that she was finally able to breathe again, she answered me with an even louder burp of her own right into my face, smelling perfectly like our delicious barbeque. It made my cock throb hard inside her pussy, not to mention the fact that Xan was fucking me like crazy, slamming that big dragon cock deep in my rump.

I think all of us were lost for words, just growling and moaning to each other in gluttonous lust. All that sex while eating was making all of us fart a lot too, a fact I loved, especially when I felt Xandria's filthy tailhole give a sloppy wet fart right against my balls, squirting out the remains of that cum and ranch from inside her rump.

I ripped out another raunchy fart with Xan's cock banging my butt, making it vibrate around his dick, the dragon moaning and fucking me even harder in lust.

We had finished most of the meat from Xandria's jaws, but we definitely weren't done yet. "I think she's still hungry," I murred to Xan, even as my tongue was casually slurping around Xandria's lips and muzzle, face to face with me. I was fucking her missionary style with her brother buttfucking me from behind.

She opened her jaws wide, showing her sexy pink maw and all that stringy saliva between her fangs, lifting a paw and pointing inside as she nodded. I knew exactly what she wanted -- bringing my own paw up to my muzzle and reaching inside, I gagged my claws deep in the back of my gullet until I started to retch.

Xandria waited with open maw all the while, keeping my cock rolling steadily into her hot pussy, and I leaned right in over her open muzzle. Finally I heaved forward with a thick, heavy wave of vomit pouring out of my jaws, the mess of barely-digested food and stomach acid plopping right into the dragoness's mouth.

It was such an intense, visceral feeling as well as sight, getting to use a beautiful lady's mouth to puke right into. I'm sure Xan appreciated it as well, the dragon looking on and murring as the contracting waves of vomiting made my tailhole clench and milk on his cock.

Xandria closed her jaws but still didn't swallow, her eyes wide open with the most seductive and boner-throbbing gaze up at me. I knew she only wanted one thing. I stuck my claws down my gullet one more time until I retched up another hot, steaming wave of bile and vomit, this time pouring out all over her pretty face.

It drenched and oozed down her scales, and she only used her paws to rub it deeper into her hair and face. Only when she was done did she open her maw again, showing me she was still holding her mouth full of my puke. It was one of the most insanely hottest things I've ever seen, making me jizz pretty much right there on the spot.

She seemed to know it, even as the first squirt of my sperm in her pussy shot out, she wrapped her arms around the back of my head and pulled me into a full-on kiss. I shoved my tongue right through the pool of vomit in her maw, both of us panting through our nostrils from the incredibly intense sex and exertion.

I kept my cock buried inside her lovely pussy, squirting deep inside all the while, at the height of my orgasm she finally swallowed the full load of vomit, letting me feel it drain around my tongue and down her throat. She was pretty fucking great at this.

It must have been pretty good for her brother too, my ass clenching down on his dick as he growled and looked above at the two of us kissing with mouthfuls of vomit, thrusting his cock in hard enough to make me squawk and squeal into his sister's jaws before he started pumping my rear full of dragon cum.

I returned the tight embrace to Xandria beneath me, wanting to finish her off too, flexing my cock tight within her walls and fucking her to the rhythm of her brother banging me from above. Having sex with the twins was great in that they knew each other so well, both of them using my body to their pleasure, cum squirting out of all those fucked holes onto each other and the table under us.

We lost all track of time, just rolling around together being filthy scalies, fucking each other in every filthy position, licking puke out of each other's gullets and farting cum out of our gaping rumps. 

Xandria's quivering, juicy pussy felt so nice when she was cumming around my cock, squirting out waves of hot girlcum to smear around the sticky mess covering my scales and feathers.

After we had all gotten off a few times, with nice full bellies, messy cocks and drooling fuckholes, burping and farting in each other's faces like the filthy scaly family we are, we all gave a sigh of satisfaction and contentment.

It felt so nice to be full of delicious home-cooked barbeque and my kinky friends' cum, the three of us all lazing together on top of the backyard table like a pile of filthy lizards.

I was still thirsty after all that food and sex, and we'd already drank all the bottles within reach. I wiggled between the Camroth twins, all of us covered in sticky sauce and jizz head to toe, knees shaking in the best kind of afterglow when I stepped to the ground and glanced back at the pair of incestuous dragon twins.

"You guys need another beer?"