It was not the typical afternoon in the overly sized studio apartment that most called 'The FerretNest'. The resident of the apartment was laying on his favorite old couch, for which the apartment was named after, already watching videos. The large screen played the footage from his desktop, which was also streaming the video to a streaming site so those who lived too far from the actual Nest could still watch. Typically Chris did not start his shows until the evening, but he had started to show the Japanese television specials known as Downtown no  ya Arahende. These were a series of variety shows hosted by a comedy duo called Downtown, another duo called Cocorico, and comedian Yamazaki for New Year's Eve, and they were typically about five hours long each. He had just started the video, where the five men were to not laugh while working as Earth defenders, when a knock rapped at the ferret's door.

“It's unlocked!” Chris shout out as he sat up to get a better view of the front door. 

As the ferret suspected, it was Takayna. The Tasmanian devil walked in carrying a cloth grocery bag, which she sat on the floor as she hurriedly shut the door. Chris thought she had locked the door as she did this, but could not tell from where he sat.

“What have I missed?” Takayna asked as she ran over and hopped over the back of the couch to plop next to Chris, shaking the old couch's frame. To Chris's dismay, he thought he heard a crack.

“Just started,” the hosting ferret answered, pointing to the large monitor on the wall where the comedians entered dressing room stalls to change into their costumes. “What's in the bag?”

“Just work clothes and snacks for later,” the marsupial casually replied as she fell over on her side, flopping onto an over sized pillow that hung over the couch's armrest. Though just friend's, Chris could not help to glance at her rump before returning his gaze back to the show.

Takayna had been coming over to the FerretNest to watch the shows since day one, having been a fan of the series of specials already. Since it was so early, they sat and laughed on the couch by themselves. More than once, they had to wipe tears from their eyes and cheeks due to laughing so hard. It was an hour into the show when Takayna excused herself to use the rest room. She got up and went over to the front door to pick up her bag before going to the lone small room that hid the toilet. Chris figured she was just wanting to change clothes... for some reason. It was nearly twenty minutes before the door opened. 

“Do you need me to rewind the show?” Chris asked as he heard the door open. “No one else is in the stream, so I can just-”

Chris went quiet as Takayna came into view. She was just wearing an overly large shirt, with the image of a screaming red panda named Retsuko printed upon it. She shuffled over to the couch and sat down, a look of deep thought and worry on her face. 

“Is everything okay?”

“Y,Yes,” the lady replied in a surprisingly quiet face. Chris knew this was very unlike her and was about to ask again when she cut him off to continue her answer. “Its just that, well... heh heehee. I heard that you...eat ass.”

If Chris had been drinking or eating anything, it would have been spat out. 

The ferret nervously chuckled as he quickly thought of how to answer that surprising statement. Most everyone knew that the ferret was as sexual as he was friendly, though overly safe on who his partners are. If she already knew that he was one to willingly perform analingus, he wondered if the Tasmanian devil knew that she was of a body type that he liked. The female was only a little over four feet tall, while still retaining a health feminine figure which Chris found very attractive.

Could she actually be wanting to have sex with me? thought Chris.

“I, uh, well,” Chris choked out, embarrassed in trying to respond honestly. “Yes. I do... with proper preparation of course.” Chris carefully looked over Takayna. She seemed to be just as embarrassed and nervous as he was in the situation she had caused. He could she that her knees were pressed together tightly under the shirt. “Dare I ask why you bring this up?”

“I, I would really like to know what it feels like,” Takayna whispered. With the over sized shirt, with the cartoon printing, with the quiet, shy way she was talking, and the way she looked down nervously at her tightly pressed thighs, Chris now realized that 'moe' can exist outside of anime.

Oh My God! She's looks so damn cute! 

“I already prepared,” Takayna went on hurriedly, now looking at Chris face to face with a look that screamed she was in a hurry and wanted this right then and there. “I cleaned everything, and ready to try it. Will you please... Lick my butt.”

Chris could not help but laugh into the palms of his hands. This was too good to be true, and yet here it was. 

“Sorry,” Chris stammered as he stood up and positioned the large pillow. “Just lay over this and I will gladly... 'Lick your butt'.”

“Don't tease me!” Takayna yelled out, giving the ferret a solid punch in the kidney as she hurriedly shuffled over to the side of the couch and laid over the side. She also lifted the shirt up over her tail which revealed that she had on no underwear.

Chris took a brief moment to admire the bare black furred rump. He followed the tan coloring of the under side of her raised tail run down and blend into the crack of her plump rear end and inner thighs. Just as she knew about him, Chris also knew about Takayna and that he was not her first. He was just to break her rimjob cherry it seemed. He placed a hand on her bottom, enjoying the feel of the fur and flesh. 

“Please hurry,” giggled Takayna, who appeared to be shaking. 

Chris did not bother to answer back, letting his actions answer for him. He placed his other hand on the other side of her bottom and gently spread open the cheeks to see within. Just as she said, it was apparent that she had cleaned herself over recently for the fur around her fleshy star was damp. He could also see her more feminine dampness and slit pressed  between her thick thighs. He leaned in to give a test lick when he spotted something white just under her tail. It looked like-

“Today, there is going to be a revolution!” Takayna shouted.

A blast of white powder exploded from the Tasmanian devils anus, spraying the surprised ferret in the face! Chris fell back as more flour streamed out and all over his face and chest for a full three seconds. After a final cloudy toot, Takayna sprang up, twirling in the air to face the downed ferret.

“For your perversions, you have been executed by the Tasmanian Ass Cannon!” She yelled victoriously. She then fell backwards onto the couch, laugh hysterically. 

Chris sat up, a look of stunned shock splayed all over his face. A face that looked like he fell face first into a bakery's pantry closet. Deep down, he wanted to laugh. He knew he would laugh later, but right now, he just felt confused and shocked at what had just happened. His friend had just tricked him into being the victim of a stunt that the Japan show had done in the previous episode! He then remembered something and looked over towards the computer by the monitor to see that the camera was on. He knew that particular camera was not streaming live, but this humiliation was recorded now. Again, he was sure to be laughing about this later.

Chris looked over towards his friend on the couch. Takayna was still in a fit of laughter, legs kicking up and down childishly and not caring that her shirt was not covering anything. When she finally finished laughing, she looked at the now crusty looking ferret starring at her wide eyed. This brought on another ten seconds worth of jolly laughter. She rolled off the couch onto her feet and pulled the shirt off with a single sweeping mootion of her arm. Chris was pleased to see this friend all nude now, even though his face remained a look of pure surprise.

“Come on,” Takayna giggled as she turned towards the corner of the apartment that contained the showers and tub. “I'll help ya clean up. And I will also be needing help for real this time.”

Chris saw the Tasmanian devil's rear end. It was covered with powder like someone had goosed her with a giant paint brush of white paint. Chris finally laughed as he followed that rear into the showers.