I opened the door to my apartment and stepped inside, shutting it behind me and placing my hat up on the coat rack in the entranceway, before strolling on inside my humble abode. As I walked into the living room I saw Mew poke her head up from the front of the couch, smiling warmly as she watched me return home from my busy day job. 
“You’re home, yay!” Mew said happily, floating up from in front of the couch and drifting over towards me excitedly. “I was hoping you’d be back soon, I’ve just been sitting here, waiting for you this whole time!”
I smiled, making my way for the kitchen, and flipping on the light switch as I entered the room.
“How long might that have been, Mew? Hope you found other things to keep you busy besides sitting around waiting for me to come home all day long,” I said, approaching the refrigerator door and pulling it open to retrieve a bottle of water and after work snack.
“No, no! I folded your clothes, and tidied up around the house while you were away! Does it look nice?” Mew said happily, following me into the kitchen and watching as I rummaged around the fridge for a bite to eat.
“You did, huh?” I asked, doing a more thorough search through the refrigerator, trying to locate my container of raspberries I bought the other day. “Well, that was awfully nice of you to do, thanks Mew,” I said kindly.
Mew nodded, floating over closer to me to observe just what was taking me so long in front of the fridge. “You’re very welcome! Are you looking for something?” She asked, peering into the fridge.
I took another few seconds to scan the shelves, but there was no sight of my berries I had just bought. I sighed and shook my head, then stood back up from my crouching position and shut the door.
“Did you happen to eat my thing of raspberries I bought just the other day?” I asked, turning slowly to look Mew right in her face.
Mew started to blush, rubbing her belly. “I might have finished those, yes… I was getting pretty hungry, and didn’t want to wait any longer for you to come home and cook dinner, so… I ate all your berries, I’m sorry…” she said, her voice becoming slightly tearful as she confessed to clearing us out of fruit for the week.
Upon hearing how guilty she sounded; I came right in to put my arm around her, and leaned in to speak softly right in her ear. 
“Mew… that’s okay, if that’s what you wanted to eat for dinner, then… that’s okay,” I said, giving her a gentle caress with my hand.
Mew came in close and returned the friendly gesture, placing both her paws around me, as far as she could reach that is, in a nice embrace.
“I think I may have had more than my tummy could handle…” She said, leaving go of me with one paw and reaching down and rubbing her belly, wincing a little as she seemed to be experiencing an upset stomach. “I may need to umm… maybe make some music, with my butt…” She said, tilting her head back to look at me with her sweet loveable eyes.
My face lit up with excitement, and I gasped a little. “W-would you… play me a tune then… Mew?” I asked, my voice quivering with excitement.
Mew knew I had a thing for farts, especially hers since we lived together. Mew typically stayed within her own diet, consisting of poffins, fruits and berries, and every now and again I’d let her have a few bites of some block cheese I cut up for a late night snack. 
“I’d love to, sweetie,” Mew said cutely, tilting her head back and resting it up against my chest as she spoke.
Soon after, Mew flipped herself around and reached both arms out, gesturing to me to hold her paws. I did just that, and she gripped my hands, and tried pulling me in the direction of the couch in the living room, but she could not manage my entire weight.
“Come here, come over to the couch with me!” She beckoned, tugging at my hands, trying to get me to follow her into the next room where we could have some gassy time alone together.
So I walked with her and we made our way over towards the couch, I sat down first while Mew remained floating over the coffee table that sat between our couch and the huge flatscreen tv on the far wall. She swished her long thin tail around a few times, waiting for me to get comfortable on the couch.
“Are you ready for my toots?” Mew asked, floating around back and forth in front of me playfully. “I have to pretty bad today!” She said, reaching down again to hold her rumbling belly.
I threw my body down on the couch, propping my head up using one of the throw pillows, before reaching both arms up and making grabby paws towards Mew, who was still awaiting my permission to unleash her farts on me.
“You betcha, what are you waiting for then, hurry up and come closer!” I said, my whole face beaming with excitement as I invited Mew to come in to share her amazing toots I longed for so much.
Mew giggled, raising both paws over her mouth, before floating down closer and turning her whole body around, revealing her soft pink behind staring me right in my face, her tail swished around for a second, wrapping slowly around the back of my head while she looked over her shoulders. I felt her give a tug with her tail to pull herself even closer to my face. Before she could stop herself, her soft butt collided with the center of my face, bumping me so lightly.
“Oops, sorry…!” She gasped, as she felt her butt bump against my face. “Ooh, here comes one now…”
I braced for her impending toot, reaching up and grabbing her firmly by her hips and shut my eyes, awaiting her gas to start billowing out at me any second. I felt her tail do a small flicking motion, followed by a light puff of warm air hitting me right between my nose and mouth.
*pffft…!* Mew passed a cute airy toot, her warm gas wafting up my nose right away. I moaned softly at pungent, stale smell, and before I could get a single word out-
*pffffffffffftttt…!* she farted a second time, this one lasting much longer than the first, I leaned my head into her butt as close as possible and planted my nose right up against it, taking a deep sniff of the rancid stench she just expelled more of.
“Mmmm oh my gosh Mew, that smells…” I moaned, my palms still gripping her by her sides, giving her light rubs as I enjoyed the stench coming off her soft furry butt.
Without any word from her, I kept sniffing deeply. After several more seconds I was greeted by yet another long puff from her smelly bum.
*pfffffffffffffffffffft… pfff… pfff…. pffft… pffft…!* one long one followed by many more short toots, my gosh she was so gassy… 
“Ooh goodness, excuse me! Those were a lot!” Mew said surprised at how much gas she was passing, before breaking into a soft giggling.
I laid there, still taking in her amazing stench, feeling the warmth of her gas against my face each time her butt released another long toot.
“Mmmm, you’re so gassy tonight, Mew…!” I moaned, still giving her rubs. The barrage of farts from her butt produced such a concentrated stench in my nose. “oh my gosh… those smell amazing…”
She smiled and squeezed a bit, trying to force one last fart, but nothing came. She tried again, but once again, nothing. Her gas tank must have finally run dry, she thought.
“Well thank you, I owe it to those tasty berries you bought for us! Sorry we didn’t get to share them…” she said, wiggling her butt more in my face.
I smiled and took a few seconds to take one more long whiff of her butt. “That’s okay, at least you got to share the aftermath of them, right?” I asked, just as I finished my sentence-
*pft…* one more tiny toot, barely audible, escaped her butt, and I made sure to sniff it up right away. 
“Scuse me… that was the last one, I think,” Mew giggled, giving me one last butt wiggle before unwrapping her tail from around my head and floating away from me. Mew turned herself back around and looked down to see me laying there, eyeing her, catching my breath after such an amazing round of gas from her.
“That was so awesome… I guess berries make you the most gassy!” I said, pulling myself up to sit up on the couch. 
Mew floated back down towards me, and hugged me against my side. I reached a hand down and gave her a pet on the head as she made herself comfortable. We stayed together in this position for a few moments.
*pffft…!* Mew vibrated the entire cushion, if only for a split second, from yet another toot.
She still had to fart. I gave a quick laugh. “Mew! My gosh!” I clutched my stomach as I had a hearty laugh for a few seconds. The musty stench had made its way to my nose by the time I was through laughing at how gassy this Pokémon was tonight.
I looked down at her still huddled up against my side and I took a sniff of the air, sure enough her farts still smelled as strong as ever. I wrapped my arm gently around her and leaned down to whisper in her ears.
“Do you got any more…?” I asked, a smile spreading across my face. “I bet that one still wasn’t the end…”
Mew giggled softly, leaving go of me with one paw and rubbing her belly again, looking down at it as she rubbed. “Let’s find out,” she said.
Mew’s whole body tensed up as she squeezed, trying to force any remaining farts out, but nothing came. So, she tried a second time, again she might have finally been empty. She gave a third push, straining herself for a few seconds until-
*pffft….!* her toot vibrated the cushion again, I felt it along my leg as it rumbled out of her butt.
I lowered my head and shut my eyes, chuckling quietly as she kept passing more gas. “I knew it!” I said.
She giggled once more, holding her face with both paws now as she blushed so much. “I feel some more…” she said, this time leaning forward a bit to raise her butt off the cushion, to allow her farts to be less muffled and pass more freely.
*pffft…. Pffft…. Pffft…. Pffft… pfft… pfffffffffttttt….. pffft… pffft…* a long barrage of short toots came buzzing from Mew’s butt, both of us were already laughing so much halfway through her several stinky puffs of gas.
“Scuse me…! Oh my goodness…!” Mew laughed, eyes shut and holding her lowered head with both paws. “I can’t stop!” she said.
Just as the smell from her previous farts had subsided and I could smell the fresh air of our living room again, she would fart even more, and once again it was back to that concentrated musty, stale odor that her toots had. I mean, they really smelled!
I shook my head, still snickering at the gassy Pokémon, then I did a long reach in front of us for the tv remote on the table.
“I was hoping we could put a movie on tonight, if that’s okay with you? Or do you think your butt will keep interrupting the whole time?” I asked.
Mew raised her head up and looked at me, still smiling.
“I’ll hold any more of them while we watch a movie, promise!” She said.
I nodded, returning her smile as I aimed the remote at the tv and pressed the power button.
“Thanks, that would be nice,” I said.
So I loaded up one of our favorite movies and placed the remote back down on the table, and just as the opening logo began to fade in on screen-
*pfft…!* Mew let out another toot, this time it was muffled again as her whole butt rested against the couch cushion.
“Mew!” I said, swinging around to face her. I saw her squinting at me, smiling as she tried her best to hold back another laugh.
“I promise, that was the last one! While we watch the movie, at least,” she giggled.
I threw my whole body down on the couch, sighing at Mew’s seemingly endless supply of farts.

TO BE CONTINUED.